I am getting this feeling that you will crush the cash games and we will be free rolling for the tourny's.
Now you see where I am going with this idea...
I really hated bricking out of the M.E. and leaving my investors with nothing in return.
I know a deals a deal and you all knew risks involved, still...that sucked tho and this new plan of mine allows investors fair odds at smashing a long ball and piecing off a donkament with me while also offering more than fair odds of me making money in the cash games.
I obv intend to grow as a tourney player.
Including the cash games is a favor by me to bring more stability to the overall investment.
I will probably take 2%, but right now my paypal is at zero... when is the latest you can accept the money by?
Make sure you don't take my money and use it on a pail jailbait girl from backpage.... ha ha joking.. I know you are an honest guy...and would never buy a girl on backpage (well with the peoples champ bankroll anyway... )
Last edited by Grindhog Day; 09-06-2013 at 04:40 PM.
I finished $400 down for the trip, but managed to come back with a decent story...
So, sitting at the poker table, it's 4am, and a slightly overweight black man with a ketchup stain on his white t-shirt walks up and takes a seat. There's even a half eaten Mcdonalds french fry crusted into his scruffy beard. For a moment I am completely appalled, but as the man whips out a NOIR MGM card I am amazed to be sitting by a man that gives the casino one million dollars of action a year on table games. This guy is the purest form of degen...so degen that he is rich and even with all that $$$ he does not care about appearance. Action is the only thing left for him in this world.
Now we get onto gambling and him and I are in a big pot. I lead out with a set...he raises...and I ship all in because I am charging max value for a flush draw. The man stands up and says, "God Damn. I just knew I wasn't supposed to be in here today. How much is it?"
"$500," I reply.
Then he says, "Can I ask you a question?"...and this is the point where I would normally stone face my opponent like I get stone faced every time I try to make one of those ladies at the secretary of state laugh.
But, this guy is such a body of degen art, I just know he's going to ask something incredible.
He asks me what month I am born in.
I reply, "Janurary."
All of a sudden the man looks like he's been gripped by fear and he folds instantly.
I'm like..."Why did you fold?"
He replies.."Because Wednesdays are Capricorns lucky days and 5 is one of your lucky numbers and you are sitting in the 5 seat."
I do tell him that Wednesday is definitely the day I have won the most on and the dealer agrees to run the next two cards just to see if the degen would have hit his flush draw.
The next two cards are blanks and I would have indeed won the pot.
As the dealer starts to scoop the cards back in to shuffle the man looks me square in the eyes and says, "That's why I don't fukk with the stars."