I didn't realize you were doing a TR in the Marketplace - nice stuff keep it coming

Here's a quick update for ya....

Wipe the drool off your desk and take your meds Foxwood Poker Pro.

I know you been waiting.

The People's Bankroll:

The People's Bankroll was valued at $6,920.00 before we lost $1,450.00 total when we fired two bullets at "Colossus" and one bullet at "The Millionare Maker."

The People's Bankroll is now valued at $5,470.00.

Package #1 Refunds Due:

Tom H. (20%) $580.00
pghduilaw (7.5%) $217.50
rponeal (5%) $145.00
Chicago Poker Classic Stakers (1%) $29
madmansam (1%) $29
bluffmynuts (1%) $29
black aces518 (1%) $29
thenorcaljew (2%) $58
puravida86 (3%) $87
squidface (1%) $29

If you do not contact me within the next week I will assume you are on board for investing in staking Package #1.5 which will be two bullets for "The Little One Drop."

Your % owned will be adjusted accordingly.

"The People's Bankroll" funds will be used to pick up whatever % is leftover and we will be playing "The Little One Drop" no matter what.

And Now For A Very Special Announcement....

"Here, hold the mic for "The Bull" Foxwood Poker Pro, ya fukking puppet. I'll be sure to send you a special Lotgrinder wolf shirt and pair of American flag pants to wear real soon. Hey. Stop moving your mouse to the reply button ya idiot. Hold the mic like I said. That's it jabroni. Now don't move."

Anyway....

I been thinking about how SickBeatMan said me calling off my 10bb stack in "The Millionare Maker" was the biggest bad beat he ever took in his life and I don't want that wearing on my soul, you know?

So, there's this little $1,000.00 NLHE World Series of Poker event to be played on June 28th at 12pm and they might as well just rename it to "The People's Freeroll."

Whatever % of me you held of me in "The Millionare Maker", you now hold of me in Event #57 whether you ask for your money back that's left over from Package #1 or leave it invested in me for Package #1.5.

Freerollers:

The People's Bankroll (50%)
Tom H. (20%)
pghduilaw (7.5%)
sickbeatman (5%)
rponeal (5%)
puravida86 (3%)
thenorcaljew (2%)
Lotgrinder (1.5%)
Chicago Poker Classic Stakers (1%)
madmansam (1%)
bluffmynuts (1%)
black aces518 (1%)
squidface (1%)
k.scully (1%)

Also, before Foxwood Poker Pro or anyone else has a heart attack. I am not only carrying 1.5% of myself in tournaments. I personally own 66%+ of "The People's Bankroll" (and always try to buy more % of myself back) and not one current or former investor has ever had complaints about how it was used. So, consider any thoughts or opinions that try to portray me in a negative light when it comes to handling investor funds to be mindless drivel. The meth head shouting obscenities on the street corner has more credibility than these insects who may try to infer I am running some sort of ponzi scheme.

The truth is I came to this forum two years ago and blogged my way into The Main Event. Since then I've been obsessed with the idea of winning a bracelet for all of those who gave me that opportunity. I have never claimed to be a tournament juggernaut. But, I have played $1/$2-$1/$3 and $2/$5 NLHE cash games for the last three years and been able to carve out a middle class income for myself. To think it would be impossible for me to win a tournament because of one glaring mistake with 10bbs is kind of harsh and my confidence will have none of it.

I don't feel sorry for myself at all. In fact, I feel pissed. I only feel sorry for the ones who suffered because of my selfish mistake. Distemper took a hold and I let my emotions get the best of me. I could say I'll never let it happen again. Instead I'll just let my actions prove it.

I hope all of you who invested will take this freeroll as a sincere apology and I'll be back in a few days with my next official update.

Over and out,

-L.G.

P.S.- "You can drop the mic now for me jabroni."

Good Luck LG. You're a breath of fresh air in an otherwise boring, scummy, and predictable staking/backing scene.

Honest and entertaining. Pretty good combo.

Now go run deep in something other than a hot 19 year old! Preferably this summer.

I was gonna post a dropped mic gif for LG but this was a funny alternative!

I like the people's bankroll concept. I need to re-read it when I'm not super baked so I can understand fully how it works

Also LG is obv a big fan of the Rock, lol

You're gonna slide thru the main event with ease

^^^ that's what she said

Roll me over, sir.

Please promise that the only play you ever make blind is shoving.
Obviously a dumb mistake.
Obviously lesson learned.
Obviously going far above and beyond with the free roll to rectify the situation.

Well done, good luck, etc etc.
If I can make it back out I'll let you know, as long as you let me be the big spoon this time.

I'll be landing at 9pm on Saturday, June 27th.

Full update coming tomorrow or Monday.

Stay tuned.

World Series Of Poker 2015 Update #6

Sitting here scratching my nuts trying to figure out what testicle has a larger IQ than 2+2 forum poster foxwoodspr0. But, I've come to the realization that doing so is probably more of a time waste than sitting in the friend zone with any girl. When all you really need is some pussy, not a girlfriend, to make yourself feel better. Should have realized a long time the leather boots lying on my bedroom floor I made my girlfriend wear last night when I fukked have more intelligence than him and instead of ignoring his post I am going to address a few things in it.

"has had atleast 3 diferent stakes..

2 +2 maybe 15k or less invested..

has never had any significant scores since stake....

had a stake (the peoples bank roll) when he chooses what to do and when and offers to but back shares a year or 2 old for like 20 bucks more than purchased ala (limpcallcallcalfold)

then u win 10k on unconfirmed casinos on a second stake that investors were confused on if and when they had ur action"

I would say you're 100% wrong on the number of stakes and the amount of $$$ that's been invested in me overall on stakes. My guess is your reading comprehension only allows you to search for threads I've made in the staking forum and that number definitely is around three or four. However, within those threads you will find multiple staking opportunities as my threads are ongoing with trip reports and other little pieces of my writing.

I know for a fact another guy who can't stop following my threads LivingOffZeeSun took it upon himself to go through my threads after the 2013 World Series Of Poker with a fine tuned comb a year or so ago and said my stakes were around $30,000.00 and my results at end of my total combined stakes were around $29,000.00. Basically, confirming I was a small % -EV as an investment on my staking packages.

Your "no significant scores" statement is 100% true and has been acknowledged by me in "Eat. Sleep. Break The Streak." I am actively pursuing my goal of a 10k+ cash and have failed so far. If you want to find a drum to discredit me as an investment this is the one you should be banging on harder than the double bass in Judas Priest's "Hellrider."

However, on the flipside. I could bang on the "I've also never lost any investor a significant amount of cash either" drum. In fact, not one person who has ever invested in me has walked away empty handed from a package. That's because I've given countless freeroll $1/$2 NLHE cash game sessions at the end of staking packages to make up any negative, I've also gave a few outright tournament freerolls such as the one that will go down next weekend when I felt I played badly, and I've even gave over 20% ownership of "The People's Bankroll" as a freeroll to investors who put me in the 2013 World Series of Poker Main Event.

"The People's Bankroll" was essentially a gift to fans of my blogs and from the onset I've owned around 66%, gave away 20%-25% to past investors for free, and opened up about 10%-15% of it for sale when it launched. No one has cashed out of it because they either realize it's potential value, simply enjoy my writing, or maybe hope them keeping their money with me continues to raise haters like you's heart rate. I can't say for sure. But, there's been times "The People's Bankroll was worth near double than what it was originally valued at and no one has been selling. No guff hoss. That's fact. Now deal with it. Stay mad bro.

"then u fold blind.

obv ur a terrible tournament player"

No, actually I called off my 10bb stack without looking at my cards against an aggros shove in the sb when it was folded around to him and I was bb.

After I have 1000 hours in at tournament poker I'll decide for myself if I am a terrible tournament player. Obviously, in the heat of that moment I was without question.

"ur a joke and a hack and need to be called out for marketplace integrity...

mods leaving your threads open for months is cool... popular demand and all that...

but make informed deciusions with all facts presented this guy is or will be a poor mand LCCP.. even if never caught.."

Mods leave my threads open because my Marketplace integrity is pristine and they even let me circumvent the profanity filter from time to time ya sad fukk. Stay mad.

"dude no one cares about ur ****.. and u don't make any one money... I grew up and live in boston which is irrelevant except that ur bragging stories that u think are (whatever the **** u thin k they are) are in fact embarrassing.

ur way more close to LCCP and a blackjack degen then anyone profitable in the MP

ps either way u don't pass the smell test..

but let me invest in ur book yo... ur special... no for real ur special.. ur grandma told me"

Glad you grew up in that $hithole Boston. Start a Poker Goals+Challenges thread and attempt to make $10.00 a hour at $1/$2 NLHE (more than you ever made at a real job). I'll be happy to read all your stories if you can type them coherently. Seems you either signed on drunk or sky high on meds when you attempted to libel and slander me on these forums. Thankfully, I am not sponsored and do not play for anyone but the good people who support me. I don't have to be nice to $hitstains like you. You're lucky I even took the time to sort through the drivel you posted and respond.

Thankfully, my girlfriend went to visit her family in Lansing today. So, I'm not stuck getting ready for the Detroit fireworks. I've actually got some spare time on my hands. Remember when I told you and all the detractors a few days ago I would get started on breaking your spirit real soon?

Well, I wouldn't want to disappoint two times in one thread.

Now onto the results of my last ten poker sessions.....

As I said before my plans were to play in "Colossus" as well as "The Millionare Maker" and use the winnings to also play in the "Monster Stack" event that was to take place the following weekend. But, I failed to achieve that goal due to some horrific variance in "Colossus" when I was closing in on day two and obviously the self inflected gunshot wound to my own foot Plaxico Buress style in "The Millionare Maker" when I called off my 10bb stack blind while in the BB against an aggro who put me all in from the SB when it was folded around to him. So, rather than drink two weeks worth of cups full of sorrow in Las Vegas I decided to do it in my own home while I banged on Detroit's $1/$2 NLHE cash games like a god damn gong in order to bring you "The People's Freeroll" which is going to go down on Sunday, June 28th, during the tournament which is officially listed as 2015 World Series Of Poker Event #57.

Why did you decide to play $1/$2 NLHE you may ask?

The answer is simple.

If I were to have gone on a 2k-5k downswing at $2/$5 NLHE there is no way my mind would have been in the right place when I came back to play any more events. This thread would have been in jeopardy. Sure, my bankroll can sustain a 2k-5k downswing. But, this thread isn't about my $2/$5 NLHE poker playing career. This thread is about a bull running wild at the 2015 World Series of poker and me playing my way/blogging my way into The Main Event. These ten $1/$2 NLHE cash game sessions were played with two simple goals in mind.

1. Make sure I finish up at least 1k so I can provide all of those I let down in Staking Package #1 with "The People's Freeroll."

2. Make sure this thread does not die so I can keep people like Foxwoodpr0 mad.

Here are the results.

Session #1 (-$60/6 hours)
Session #2 (-$100/5 hours)
Session #3 (+$70/6 hours)
Session #4 (+$550/5 hours)
Session #5(+$280/5 hours)
Session #6(+$270/5 hours)
Session #7(+$285/7 hours)
Session #8(+$640/6 hours)
Session #9(+$100/5 hours)
Session #10 (-$170/6 hours)

Total= +$1,865.00

In addition I have dove into all three volumes of Johnathon Little's books on live tournaments and I am "So Sad To Say" I should have read these books a year or two ago. I am 100% confident in my 100bb+ game and despite my recent gaffe my 20bb or less game. I do admit I've felt lost at times during my 25bb-40bb game and 45bb to 80bb game. But, no where near as lost as foxwoodpr0 in a spelling bee or some sort of grammatical skills test. These books are definitely going to help plug some leaks and assist me in some spots I've had trouble with in the past.

I'll also be joining Tournament Poker Edge tomorrow to download some videos that will specifically help me in areas that I believe I need help in that I'd rather not publicize here. But, tonight I am off to have some beers with my best friend because I've earned it and to be honest I can't listen to that Mighty Mighty Bosstones track "Another Drinkin Song" that I slipped in this post a paragraph above without popping open a twenty two ounce can of Budweiser because we all know any less when it comes to ounce content of a can is for pussies. Right?



Gonna dive into a dive I've dove into before.
Gonna haunt a haunt I've haunted like a million times or more.
A familiar joint where getting drunk's the only point.
To frequent this place with any frequency at all.

Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before.
Goin' with a cure that's never failed me.

What you call the disease, I call the remedy.
What you're callin' the cause, I call the cure.

Gonna sing a song, a song to you, a song I've sung before.
Belt out a ballad that I've belted out a million times or more.

The words I'm gonna scream,
And getting drunk is the central theme to the lyrics
If you can make the lyrics out at all.

Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before.
Goin' with a cure that's never failed me.
What you call the disease, I call the remedy.
What you're callin' the cause, I call the cure.

Just a devotion to a potion.
Please, no applause.
A dedication to a medication.
A crutch, a cure, a cause.

What I've counted on to pick me up has knocked me to my knees.
Before I hit the floor once more I'll call it the disease.

Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before.
Goin' with a cure that's never failed me.
What you call the disease, I call the remedy.
What you're callin' the cause, I call the cure.

I call it the cure.

Package # 1.5: 2.15% remaining if anyone would like to invest.

Tuesday, June 30th, The Little One Drop- $1,111.00 (Two Bullets)

Total needed= $2,222.00

Stakers:

The People's Bankroll (50%)
Tom H. (25%)
pghduilaw (10%)
rponeal (6.75%)
Chicago Poker Classic Stakers (1.3%)
madmansam (1.3%)
bluffmynuts (1.3%)
black aces518 (1.3%)
puravida86 (3.9%)
squidface (1.3%)

All of the above are paid.

Package #2: 54% remaining if anyone would like to invest.

These events take place July 3rd-July 13th.

Event #66 Lucky 7's NLHE $777 (2 Bullets)
Event #68 The Main Event NLHE $10,000

Total Needed= $11,554.00. + small % MU.

1%=$120
5%=$600

Selling up to 80%.

Stakers:

The People's Bankroll (20%)
Tom H. (20%)
mtt3166123 (1%)
rponeal (1%)
rex (h.b.k) (1%)
bluffmynuts (1%)
black aces518 (1%) PAID
madmansam (1%) PAID

That mark up has been reduced. If you sent me $127 please contact me for a $7 refund. If you have paid and I do not have you listed please let me know. I am not worrying about collecting funds until after "The People's Freeroll" and "The Little One Drop" results. I'll be in Las Vegas and if I am destined to play The Main Event this year I will produce in one of these upcoming tournaments and the stakes will pour in. If not, I'll be going out in a blaze of glory in a satellite most likely.

Just let me know what I owe and when to pay it.

Will do hoss.

Thanks for having my back.

Go get em Justin. Don't let negative comments get to you. You are a solid thinking player. Your time will come.

I'll take that 2.15%. Cash in Vegas

Just played the Bosstones song and opened a beer. Brings me back to my high school days in the 90's, the song still sounds great. Now to play Beer by Reel Big Fish to complete my trip down memory lane of ska drinking songs. Best of luck in the rest of the WSOP.

I'm crashing and don't want to start an argument, but if I didn't point out my "LOL" when I saw that you were still charging (albeit small) markup after all that, I'd go to bed upset with myself.

Dude, he is also giving everyone that had a piece a freeroll for another tournament. What more do you want? No one has to invest. That small markup isn't even going to cover his expenses.

Do you think that out of all the tournaments played from all of the packages sold, there haven't been any punted stacks, monkey tilt, grossly misplayed hands, penalties, etc etc etc?

The difference is that Justin is 100% honest about it.

Well, I am glad you found something to be upset about. How does my recent cash game success leading up to the freeroll I've provided make you feel?

What's more upsetting to you?

That I charge the slight mark up or that people pay it?

I doubt it's going to change his opinion at all because the cash game success is unverifiable.

How should I go about verifying it then big shooter?

Do I parade 2+2 posters in here from Detroit who have seen me have success? Do I take a bunch of pictures of my condo, my car, my cash bankroll, etc with the pink pig mask in all of them to give some of you people heart attacks? Do I post my chart? I've had three Poker Goals + Challenges threads all successful. All with really detailed hand histories getting posted. You think I have time to make this $hit up? Do you think I'm broke and just handing out 1k tournament freerolls? Help me. I am lost. Please tell me how to verify? I mean if I was lying to try and get stakes would I really post the hand history of me calling off my 10bb stack blind? Does logic count for anything?

Always thought the MMB were 10x better than Reel Big Fish. But, yeah I love that "Beer" track.

Well you can't verify your cash game results obv. That is why people way overvalue tournament results because at least they can be verified (but not really because we have no idea how many tournaments someone has played). If some guy is laughing that you are charging mark up, then you posting unverifiable cash game results isn't going to change his opinion. I'm not trying to pile on with everyone else, you seem like a good player. I'm just saying that the only way to shut up the haters is to post some good tournament results.

That's the plan.

Since u popped off about me and think ur witty lol:

Yo son ur story will be told.. like it or not ppl don't want ur brokelivingjbl nonsense here during peak marketplace period.

It's bad enough u abuse this place for ur blog the other 10 months a year costing ppl investors potentially. .

Ur garbage verified results will speak for themselves

I'm sure you'll go another wsop with no tourney cashes..

Either way fool ur not good and this and all ur future tournament s threads will prove

But I'm sure u smash unverifiable Noone wants to cash out in years stakes.. altho u came up and hit ur 10k goal. Did anyone cashout once u hit ur "goal"? Seems like a good tims

Until then scum bag red neck keep my name out your mouth and do something or post ur tourney results

Pen pal someone else besises ur grandma and put it under ur pillow next to ur tooth fairy and santa clause lettert not here..Kthxbai