True.

Been running good off the felt.



She doesn't even like to gamboool or over expensive **** brand clothing so I am lucky. She asks I only wear official Lotgrinder uniform one day a poker vacation, though. Trying to get her an American flag bikini for a pool party. Glad I told her I had an Olive Garden"Buy One Dinner Get A Second Dinner Of Equal Or Lesser Value For Free" coupon w her name written all over it when I met her. She even said she knew we'd be required to buy two fountain beverages and offered to pay for the soft drinks.

Looking good man. Glad you're having fun and still pumping out truth and comedy on 2p2.

I made a thread in the business sub-forum about poorly paid employees that you're welcome to contribute to. The topic has been bothering me for a while. I won't link it here, because this thread is about shipping bracelets, debauchery and making nits mad =]

GL the rest of the summer, and I'll probably see you around Detroit sooner than later.

I will be running down The Rio's corridor to Pavilion White Table 127 in American flag pants, eagle shirt, red flip flops with white socks underneath, and a hat that reads "Because Murica...That's Why" in ten minutes.

Now cue my music..

https://youtu.be/36OHZ51o2qo

aye good luck bull .. but question bc i thought at first people's bankroll was how much u had of yourself until i read some more..

so are you just freerolling and profiting off the markup ?

I own 66% of The People's Bankroll and the remaining %s of packages that do not get sold.

I'm only greasy when I have to sell a used Ford Explorer with rolled back miles to an unsuspecting single mother on the used car lot brother.

Also, I only charge mark up to pay for my traveling expenses. If I ever get around to getting a journaling gig or having a book finished to market in every town I play poker I would waive MU until I piece off something big. But, I also do not feel guilty for taking MU as I am an established cash game player who actually does pull a middle class living for myself from the game.

Gram,

Sitting here in the middle of the corridor located in The Rio Suites where all the poker players from across the world have came to chase the dream of winning a World Series of Poker bracelet. I saw you called my phone today and I was too drunk at the hotel pool to answer. So, now I am writing you this letter from a computer station that costs $20.00 USD for sixty minutes of computer time so I am going to have to make this snappy. You know I am a stickler for correct grammar and punctuation since you started to read to me at a young age. I really hope I don't **** this up as I do intend to put it out to the masses and make it part of my official WSOP blog.

I am sure you are wondering how I am doing. Well, just to let you know I have lost six of my last eight cash game session. However, they are small losses. $140, $180, $270, $75, $410, and $80. So, "The People's Bankroll" is not in any sort of danger. Still, I feel kind of like Manny Pacquio trying to land a clean punch on Floyd Mayweather lately when I am playing and eating these small jabs to the face of "The People's Bankroll" is getting really fukking annoying. In case you didn't know "The People's Bankroll" is the amount of cash I have left over from the original idiots who decided to take a chance on a retired auto sales guy with a knack for forum posting a couple years ago when I did my road trip across America to the 2013 World Series of Poker.

As you know I have come a long way since then. This time I had the money to fly in on "**** you. We are Spirit Airlines," and even brought Allison with me. The last few days I have been showing her all around sin city and we've done all sorts of cool things like ride the gigantic observation wheel known as "The High Roller" and also ziplined down off the top of the world's largest slot machine known as "Slotzilla." Seemed like everything was going great until we got into a big argument that nobody really won. But, when it was all over she complimented me and said, "One of my favorite things about you is that you keep calm when you argue and I are not spiteful." Which made me think of you because as far back as I can remember I don't ever recall you using any vulgar language or hateful words to chastise or belittle me when I did something wrong. That's why you're the best. Even if your house does smell a little bit too much like smoke for my liking at times. You know that offer is still on the table whenever you're ready to quit. You have my word I'll never take a dose of LSD, MDMA, or drink of alcohol again if you crush up all those filthy heaters and flush them right down the toilet. They're no god damn good for you.

Anyway, you'll be happy to know that I am eating good out here despite the ridiculous prices for food. You won't believe the total a young couple at "The Sports Deli" located right here at The Rio had to pay for a chili cheeseburger, chili cheese fry, chicken wings, onion rings, gourmet cookie, and two large Pepsi colas. I bet you're thinking, "Hmmm. Probably something around $30.00." Nope, how about $62.83 USD? Ha ha ha. So funny how this town is designed to take every last cent of your disposable income no matter if you make $30,000 a year or $30,000,000. I think when Grandma and Papa were coming to Las Vegas all it was about was the casinos trying to make money by getting their patrons to GAMBOOOOL!!!! Now, it's about gouging their patrons in every way possible. For food, water, drinks, nightclub entry, in room dining, etc, etc, etc. Everything is such a rip off out here it's a joke. I had no other choice, but to stick it to the system Gram. When I saw that couple pay $63 for their order of food n drinks I decided to ask for a free cup of water with my slize of pizza. Then I took that plastic cup that was supposed to be for water only and filled it up with Sierra Mist. **** yeah. Made me feel real good. Got the bastards back for $4.50 USD plus tax on that one.

Which gets me to wondering......

You ever do anything like that as a kid Gram?

There's got to be some dirt on you somewhere. I wonder how much the politicians would have to pay to find it if you ever ran for president? I hope you've been doing more research on Bernie Sanders. I really think you'd like him. It's only a matter of time before all the Democratic and Republican swine politicians come together in an attempt to stomp him out of the 2016 presidential election. But, I think Bernie Sanders is going to be real fun to watch and I can't wait to watch all the pigfukkers he goes up against in debates squirm when Bernie starts talking about real issues that have been destroying America for decades. If you like him as much as I do we should look for his local campaign office and get involved. I really think there is such a large percentage of people that are disenfranchised with their own party that there's really a chance Bernie Sanders could take office if every one who has lost faith in the system took the time to vote for him.

Well, it's getting close to time for me to go. So, I just wanted to say I hope my cousin Christopher is doing well and helping you out with all the chores you need help with around the house. I also hope your garden is coming along good for the summer. If you get it finished please have Christopher take a picture and text it to me. I also hope you're liking the Facebook page I made for you and enjoying all the things you can do on their and youtube. Did you see Teresa's vacation pics? My she is getting a big tummy. "Brother" is going to be an uncle soon. I can't wait. In fact, I'll be sure to text her and call Mom today after I sign off this computer.

Here's a pic of Allie and I on the night we decided to ride "The High Roller.

Love you,*

* * * * *-Justin

yeah i know that's same for most people who charge markup and i knew expenses would be over that so i was just wondering if u did win a bracelet would be cray if on your greatest tourney ever that u hardly profited.. but yeah i can see ya winning the main event.. i see these things

I hope you're not just high on some LSD you had left over from a Phish concert.

15k.

Blinds 100/200/25

25k. Blinds 200/400/50

35k.

Blinds 300/600/50.

Just ate a chicken caesar salad. Going back to my room now to turn off phone and vision myself in day two w a 100bb stack. Then going to go play the best three levels of poker I have played in a tournament to give myself the opportunity to make that happen.

Powering down the cell phone until the end of day one.

Go us...

35bb. Going into final level. Had to make a tough fold to a 4bet jam from an overly tight Tag Rec with AK. Then missed a few set mines w small pairs. No real good spots for any light 3bets. I got moved to a table where everyone has more than me. No 10-15bb stacks punting. Playing good and hoping to run good in final level.

Bagging around 20 bigs for day two. Nothing worked last three levels.

The Bull has drawn none other than the Poker Brat, Phil Hellmuth in Seat 9 at his day two table!

Go get em Justin. At least two pros (Hellmuth & Maria Mayrinck) at your table vs. the People Champ. They have no chance.

This should be fun.

Man I would love to watch that!! Hellmuth will likely be trying to run up a stack or bust, he is also in the $10k Razz restart at 2.

Gl bull. I know your going to ship this since I couldn't take any action. Go get em!

Got down to 11bb.

Blinds 800/1600.

5 min until blinds 1000/2000/300ante.

We are BB.

Folds around to the small blind and he puts us all in.

We call w 6/2 suited to take a stand and hope for best.

His AJ holds.

Was 60 from the money. If closer I would have nitted harder. Probably made a mistake not looking but had my mind made up I was ripping it back into any of the 3 kids who were active opening.

Will refund all investor funds next few days when I get home to Michigan.

:-O wowwwwwwww dude

Sorry. Guess I should have looked and folded. But, I thought I was playing too nitty and my blinds were getting attacked. I'd have been down to 9bb next hand and blinds going up a cpl hands later w 300ante. Just thought I was between a rock and a hard place.

Shoving blind would be bueno. Calling off over 10 bigs blind 45 minutes from the bubble es no bueno. Get em next time!

I thought he was shoving any two and I thought two other guys were opening real light. Just made the choice and stuck with it. I was going to be starting next level with around 7bigs. This is not something I'd have done with a 15-20bb stack. It was a mistake, though. I'd have folded 62 suited if I looked but I was afraid I'd fold something like Q9 again to if I looked. That's why I didn't.

Also, there was five guys at table who I would have looked/folded to if they raised. There was three I decided I was taking a stand against no matter what, though. Anyway, that's my fish logic on that hand. I all I have to tell is the truth and that is how my felting went down.