Stakers,

I feel it's important for you to know what my condition is and where my head is at right now.

This bull arrived in Las Vegas last night at 10pm, proceeded to take a half football bar of Xanax, got the munchies and then hammered In and Out so hard that even "M.C." himself would be upset. After I ate I drove my co-pilot, Tuma, to a local Wal-Mart, so he could buy himself some clothes. Turns out, he forgot to put his entire garbage bag of clothing in the Hyundai. So, now he most hope that the housekeeping ladies didn't take the clothing for hand me downs and are going to turn it into the lost and found.

Seeing the stress on this man's face is what drove me to eat some Xanax with him. On top of that, I knew this bull would drift into a peaceful slumber that I like to call "Zanzaland."

When I awoke this morning, I asked the Bally's bell man if I could walk to Venetian or if I should take a cab. He properly angle shot me and informed me Venetian was a good 20 minute walk away from Bally's. It ended up being a 3 minute cab ride that cost me $10.00 USD. I made my way into The Venetian, signed up for the tournament, and then made sure the lady working the registration made me a promise.

I said, "I like you, you seem nice."

She said, "Thanks."

I said, "Can you do me a favor today?"

She replied, "Sure."

I closed with, "Promise me you're not going to take any **** from your boss."

She laughed, smiled and agreed, "Oh, I'd never do that."

"Good," I exclaimed as I walked away laughing.

That little conversation took me off tilt and I hit the pavement with my red Adidas flip flops with white socks underneath to walk back to Ballys. On the walk back, a prostitute was clearly in front of me. She had on a tight white tank top, pink bra underneath, and shorts so short they were showing off a good third of her ass.

I thought about asking her if I could by her a gym membership. I want to lose weight, so I figure having her hit the stairmaster or treadmill in front of me could really add some time to my cardio sessions. I also thought about how I'd like to meet a girl like here at The Electric Daisy Carnival. Girls wearing shorts that are really fun to party with when your brain is peeled back on at least .25 grams of MDMA. I know this because I've done it many times before.

The last thought I had before I walked back into my hotel was what drives an attractive woman that was stopped at a red light to jog in place for 5 minutes. Why doesn't she just stop, take a little rest, then jog full speed to the next red light? I figure the answer to this question was that she was either fat in her youth or she had a scumbag ex-boyfriend who used to call her fat. This torment is what drives her cardiovascular activities. I also thought deeper and hoped that none of the same scumbags that ever called her fat also told her that she had a smelly vagina.

If a woman is told he has a smelly vagina in her high school years, they're scarred for life. They can grow up to be the most attractive woman, but still to refuse to let you go down on her because some loser that still lives in his parent's basement ****ed her up permanently.

What a travesty that is, you know?

Well at least for a sick perverted fukk like me....

Anyway, I'm rambling now.

I've got a tournament to win.

Going to go get ready, talk to you soon.

-L.G.

From your updates seems like your A-game is on, been looking forward to the vegas part of your adventures for what seems like forever

Gogogogogogogo

At palazzo now.

Any people who were going to give me cash in Vegas please just pm me or text.

zima421, pm me your phone number when you see this.

Just doubled in level 3...sitting with 35k.

I flatted agressive villian with AA.

Flop came q high, I monkey shoved overbet the hell out of a 1500 pot.

Villian smacked his kk down with confidence, I politely turned over my aces.

I figured the white trash mega tilt looking monkey shove would get value from any q in his range.

well done. good luck.

So you shipped like 16K into 1500 and got called by an overpair? If so, that's the best thing I've heard all day!

Yes. Q 4 2 rainbow board.

I even looked the lag in the eye and said, "call me punk."

What is proper 3 bet sizing if I want to 3bet idiots?

I like flatting and just letting my villians think they have control...gonna have to 3 bet sometimes tho...

Do I double, triple, or quadrouple their open?

Lololol holy ****. Haha esp the "call me punk" gj gogogogo

Just folded set of jacks to biggest nit at table on a j q k a turn board.

Guarantee he set over setted me on A K J rainbow flop.

Lost only 1800 chips.

100/200 blinds...he raised to 800.. I flatted ip because I believed his range was qq plus or ak...

He bet 1k on flop...queen hit...he didnt even slow down..3k bet.

I folded.

Just told him I flopped Aj...he said I was beat...said he had a set.

Shoulda told him you can dodge bullets. Then when he references hellmuth look dumbfounded and say you were talking abt the matrix

I think I may be playing too nitty.

Blinds are 150/300.. 25 ante... I just folded a9 off from co when no one opened yet...

Is that usually a raise if blinds are fit and folders?

I know when it gets late and if I am on a low stack, it's a shove...but should I start opening with that or just keep playing snug? Got most my prey classified and ranged...they have no idea tho...i keep conversing...looking in my cell/etc...but i been watching every hand.

Another hand...

Competent villian in mp raises to 500 when bb is 150.

I have aj off in sb.

In cash game I 3bet this pot sweetener type raise to like 12x.

Here, I just folded rather than call 425 more oop.

Idk if that's too nitty...seems spew to call just to check fold in most cases.

I think that A9 is a raise from the co 95% if blinds are deep enough to not reshove over. The 5% you fold is from strong live reads imo

Cool cool.

These players suck, just gotta make a few adjustments.

Sitting on 31k. Blinds 200/400

Ohh wow legit hero!

Sitting with 25k. Average stack 23k.

Set mined 3x and bricked, rest of losses are blinds and one otb call with kj suited for a 4 way raised pot.

Blinds are now 300/600.

I feel I missed a couple spots to 3bet light and take down pot pre...

Just met this legend here at Palazzo, seems like a chill dude, glgl the rest of the way out!

A9 is raise. Aj could be 3 bet squeeze depending on villains who raised.

Much better in position, however looks super string from sb.

Solid, thinking but tilting tag opens to 1600 from mp when blinds are 300/600.

I 3bet 4.5k from sb with aq suited.

Flop is k 4 2 rainbow.

I barrel out 6 k..he ships.

I fold.

I only have 16k left now.

Was my 3bet or cbet spew? Or kind of standard?

bad sizing?

Stack size of villain?

Around same as me, little more like 30k