High School Debate Class Champion.
Top Three Internet Sales Director In America For Ford.
Made It Through Watching "The Notebook".."The Twilight Series".. And Even "Spice World" With Girls In The Past.
This girl has frequently given me blowjobs while I watch Sportscenter...
Played in four $550.00 WSOP Circuit Events and have cashed out a whopping $620.00 USD.
Played in one $5.50 online Sit n Go, won it, and retired "King of The $5.50 Online Sit N Go."
Currently beating the $1/$2 NLHE Detroit cash game poker circuit for $20+ a hour.
I was also always the best at the home poker games I hosted in my parent's basement.
What Type Of Staking I Am Looking For:
While I am in Las Vegas I plan to use my own bankroll to play $1/$3+$2/$5 NLHE, but I'd also like to take a shot at a small $500.00 Venetian Deepstack event and one $1500.00 World Series Of Poker Event.
Venetian Deepstack Extravaganza No-Limit Hold'em ($500)
Tuesday, June 04, 2013
WSOP Event #14: No-Limit Hold'em ($1500.00)
Thursday, June 06, 2013 to Saturday, June 08, 2013
$2,000.00 of total action, no mark up, willing to sell up to 70%.
I can receive funds via paypal, Chase Quickpay, or wire transfer.
I can send funds via paypal, Chase Quickpay, wire transfer, or money order.
I must hold 30% until all proper paperwork/forms are filled out.
Why You Should Have Faith In Me:
I'll be wearing these pants...
I'll be wearing this shirt...
I'll be wearing this hat...
I'll be drinking beer out of these cans...
If all that isn't enough, this song will be pulsating through my headphones...
I've been timing my workouts specifically to be at the gym when this hot girl uses the stairmaster in front of my treadmill and because of that I've been able to increase my own cardio sessions by at least 30 minutes a day and cut weight.
I should be arriving into Las Vegas standing at a towering 6'0 and weighing in at around 199lb, down from 220lb just two months ago.
I think I'd like to limit maximum staking investment at 10% to start out and do just these two tournaments.
Once things go well and I send you back your money as promised, we can discuss bigger stakes/tournaments.
I eventually want to be staked because of a proven track record in tournaments, not because I'm a likeable guy chasing the American poker dream.
I start my poker road trip soon and will be stopping in these cities/casinos while on the journey...
Horseshoe Hammond- Chicago, Illinois
Lumiere Place- St.Louis, Missouri
Hard Rock Tulsa, Oklahoma
Hard Rock- Albuquerque, New Mexico
Wherever The God Damn Trip Takes Me - Las Vegas, Nevada
Commerce, Bike, Hustler- Los Angeles, California
Talking Stick Casino- Phoenix, Arizona
Wherever The God Damn Trip Takes Me- New Orleans, Louisiana
Beau Rivage - Bioloxi, Missisippi
Hard Rock- Tampa Bay, Florida
Bestbet- Jacksonville, Florida
Sun Cruz- Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
Wherever The God Damn Trip Takes Me- Atlantic City, New Jersey
Parx- Philidelphia, Pennsylvania
Presque Isle Downs- Erie, Pennsylvania
Hollywood Casino- Cleveland, Ohio
I'll be posting trip updates and poker session updates along the way.
I'll be an open book and you can decide to give staking or withdraw staking at any time.
My journey starts sometime towards the end of next week.
Last edited by LotGrinder; 05-14-2013 at 11:55 PM.