Hi Mike,
Please reserve 0.5% for Dad. He will transfer $540 to you once he gets his transfer sending limits increased on PokerStars.
A long time ago, when you had a bankroll of about $16k, Dad and I discussed 'investing' in your new obsession. It took us about 6 weeks, and finally we decided that we should give you about $4k to use as you saw fit. Unfortunately for us, you had run well and your bankroll was up to about 60k and we realized you no longer needed our money. I guess the moral of this story is that when opportunity knocks, you have to answer the door
GL.
<3 Mom