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12-12-2005 , 03:48 PM

#51

KDawg

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Closing a joke about 2p2ers with a one line "standard" seems like the most obvious ending possible.

Standard.

do you see why

04-05-2006 , 05:01 PM

#52

Evan

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The idea and last line of dialogue for this post is suspiciously similar to my post a couple months ago. Still funny, but come up with your own closing line please thanks.

seriously, wasn't this done in the old high stakes forum like a long time ago anyway? I seem to remember it involving Tommy 4betting and folding to a 5th or something....

CallMeIsmeal just sent me this link and that's the first thing I thought of.

http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/show...&PHPSESSID=

Edit: Ugh, I didnt realize this was 5 months old. I didn't mean to randomly bump it. It's CMI's fault.

04-05-2006 , 05:10 PM

#53

CallMeIshmael

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I was sent this post last night, and I NEVER SAID TO BUMP IT YOU [censored] ******

04-05-2006 , 05:38 PM

#54

Turning Stone Pro

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I missed this first time around. That's gold, Jerry!

Angelo is a pizza boy, too.

TSP

05-10-2006 , 02:33 AM

#55

nath

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Quote:

I was sent this post last night, and I NEVER SAID TO BUMP IT YOU [censored] ******

HAHA I JUST FOUND THIS AND BUMPED IT

05-16-2006 , 05:50 AM

#56

tubasteve

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This thread is [censored] hilarious.

05-16-2006 , 09:00 AM

#57

sharpie

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Haha tanks for bumping dis!

11-29-2007 , 01:45 PM

#58

fsuplayer

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bump for old time's sake.

11-29-2007 , 07:05 PM

#59

istewart

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lol @ OP ripping off private joker

12-06-2007 , 07:16 AM

#60

DavidC

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holy **** this is such an awesome post!!!!

I just died for like 5 minutes and I don't even know all the inside jokes. I'm sure it's like 10x better than what I just experienced.

Great job, whoever you are.

08-13-2008 , 10:04 PM

#61

Gildwulf

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bump

08-14-2008 , 08:41 PM

#62

selurah

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Haha this is a fossil of a thread. I got a kick out of it though.

08-14-2008 , 09:35 PM

#63

kpr16

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Why is Baronzeus not at this dinner? I know he has been crushing the high-stakes games easily as long as any of these others. But his chat might look something like this:

"I'm a 6bb/100 edge over the best High-stakes players HU."

"When I win 60 percent at SD it's because I'm simply out playing you bitches. W@SD really is no indication of how well you're running. I own you."

"Despite claiming to make $2500 an hour against you, I have to go to the grocery story and my eyes ache badly. Maybe after I get done washing my balla Porsche that you paid for, I'll feel like playing some more."

"Hey, has anyone seen my new Porsche yet?" "I gotta go get a cover for it, oh wait, I'll just pay someone to do that, cause I'm THAT balla."

Baronzeus then asks MazeOrBowie if he should work more on his own game selection...

MazeOrBowie: "Dude, I'm just over here enjoying life while all you grinders start my games for me. Then I get perfect position on the fish. If he leaves and you guys are suckers enough to keep playing 3-4 handed, I sit out immediately and make SURE the fish knows for SURE that he was the soft spot. Muhahahaha..."

08-15-2008 , 06:02 PM

#64

Yeti

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man, that OP is just as good as i remember. fantastic.

08-17-2008 , 07:50 AM

#65

stinkypete

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kpr16

Why is Baronzeus not at this dinner? I know he has been crushing the high-stakes games easily as long as any of these others.

lol

01-04-2011 , 09:32 PM

#66

Yeti

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yep

01-04-2011 , 10:58 PM

#67

Wolfram

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sick bump is sick

02-11-2011 , 06:12 AM

#68

Daddy Warbucks

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El Diablo: Thanks, stox. Based on this I'm convinced you're just running hot and will eventually spiral into a hole of misery, depression, and poverty.

Sick read!

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