Schedule:
Big4 4,4
Mini kickoff 11
30k BountyB 16,5
100k Phase1 11
Sunday 6m 3,3
big7 7,5
hot5 5,5
12k PKO 7,5
Big3 3,3
65k BountyB 11
7.5k KO turbo 5,5
Storm 11
20k PKO 16,5
5k deep 5,5
hot11 11
Big11 11
10k 11
20k PKO 6m turbo 7,5
big22 22
Mini SM 22
doubledeuce 22

Satellites:
big55 11
Sunday Million 22


K_2 - 25%
rayray - 30%
valtsu - 10%
daisytom - 5%

all funds rec. starting in about two hours. might keep the rail on just update basis this time, not posting all bust hands, as they tend to be depressing anyway so no point. lets crush sunday! gl

busto mini kickoff and b4. dub+ko in the 40k bounty and dub in phase1. these so far

bah huge set<set bust from 40k bounty

PokerStars Hand #157554940539: Tournament #1641817020, $7.50+$7.50+$1.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (100/200) - 2016/08/21 18:12:53 EET [2016/08/21 11:12:53 ET]
Table '1641817020 65' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Asamoah32 (10096 in chips)
Seat 2: D.Aranha_j8 (4885 in chips)
Seat 3: TheTwatty (12096 in chips)
Seat 4: jayan0210aup (2239 in chips)
Seat 6: YugiohPro (10989 in chips)
Seat 7: king_tsan (11585 in chips)
Seat 8: BongadasVN (25874 in chips)
Seat 9: dion996 (8376 in chips)
Asamoah32: posts the ante 30
D.Aranha_j8: posts the ante 30
TheTwatty: posts the ante 30
jayan0210aup: posts the ante 30
YugiohPro: posts the ante 30
king_tsan: posts the ante 30
BongadasVN: posts the ante 30
dion996: posts the ante 30
Asamoah32: posts small blind 100
D.Aranha_j8: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheTwatty [8c 8s]
TheTwatty: raises 200 to 400
jayan0210aup: folds
YugiohPro: folds
king_tsan: folds
BongadasVN: raises 660 to 1060
dion996: folds
Asamoah32: folds
D.Aranha_j8: folds
TheTwatty: calls 660
*** FLOP *** [7c Th 8d]
TheTwatty: checks
BongadasVN: bets 1200
TheTwatty: raises 1600 to 2800
BongadasVN: raises 2400 to 5200
TheTwatty: raises 5806 to 11006 and is all-in
BongadasVN: calls 5806
*** TURN *** [7c Th 8d] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [7c Th 8d 2c] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheTwatty: shows [8c 8s] (three of a kind, Eights)
BongadasVN: shows [Td Ts] (three of a kind, Tens)
BongadasVN collected 24672 from pot
BongadasVN wins $5.63 for eliminating TheTwatty and their own bounty increases by $5.62 to $22.49
TheTwatty finished the tournament
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 24672 | Rake 0
Board [7c Th 8d 2c Qs]
Seat 1: Asamoah32 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: D.Aranha_j8 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: TheTwatty showed [8c 8s] and lost with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 4: jayan0210aup folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: YugiohPro folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: king_tsan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: BongadasVN showed [Td Ts] and won (24672) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 9: dion996 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

can't it hold for once.. QQ<A8 bust phase one on last level.. to get a stack for phase 2

PokerStars Hand #157557416358: Tournament #1641803942, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (600/1200) - 2016/08/21 19:14:02 EET [2016/08/21 12:14:02 ET]
Table '1641803942 34' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: nyll33 (47632 in chips)
Seat 2: Fuxhawk (62683 in chips)
Seat 3: ChipsFool (36698 in chips)
Seat 4: svetlina440 (7962 in chips)
Seat 5: Léo82 (13136 in chips)
Seat 6: quitworkin (21692 in chips)
Seat 7: andrewj50050 (16944 in chips)
Seat 8: TheTwatty (14162 in chips)
Seat 9: Terao90 (55364 in chips)
nyll33: posts the ante 120
Fuxhawk: posts the ante 120
ChipsFool: posts the ante 120
svetlina440: posts the ante 120
Léo82: posts the ante 120
quitworkin: posts the ante 120
andrewj50050: posts the ante 120
TheTwatty: posts the ante 120
Terao90: posts the ante 120
TheTwatty: posts small blind 600
Terao90: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheTwatty [Qs Qd]
nyll33: folds
Fuxhawk: folds
ChipsFool: folds
svetlina440: folds
Léo82: folds
quitworkin: folds
andrewj50050: raises 15624 to 16824 and is all-in
TheTwatty: calls 13442 and is all-in
Terao90: folds
Uncalled bet (2782) returned to andrewj50050
*** FLOP *** [4h Js 3d]
*** TURN *** [4h Js 3d] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [4h Js 3d 7s] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheTwatty: shows [Qs Qd] (a pair of Queens)
andrewj50050: shows [Ah 8s] (a pair of Aces)
andrewj50050 collected 30364 from pot
TheTwatty finished the tournament in 84th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 30364 | Rake 0
Board [4h Js 3d 7s Ac]
Seat 1: nyll33 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Fuxhawk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: ChipsFool folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: svetlina440 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Léo82 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: quitworkin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: andrewj50050 (button) showed [Ah 8s] and won (30364) with a pair of Aces
Seat 8: TheTwatty (small blind) showed [Qs Qd] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 9: Terao90 (big blind) folded before Flop

AK<KQ bust sunday 6max itm, they're so awful but get there

PokerStars Hand #157561502623: Tournament #1641825371, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XX (1600/3200) - 2016/08/21 20:46:16 EET [2016/08/21 13:46:16 ET]
Table '1641825371 278' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Dmitrij559 (51361 in chips)
Seat 2: Horst Stahl (47640 in chips)
Seat 3: junior Gois (56389 in chips)
Seat 4: TheTwatty (29007 in chips)
Seat 5: Charlye2013 (41848 in chips)
Seat 6: Frizzeee (121180 in chips)
Dmitrij559: posts the ante 320
Horst Stahl: posts the ante 320
junior Gois: posts the ante 320
TheTwatty: posts the ante 320
Charlye2013: posts the ante 320
Frizzeee: posts the ante 320
junior Gois: posts small blind 1600
TheTwatty: posts big blind 3200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheTwatty [Kh Ad]
Charlye2013: calls 3200
Frizzeee: folds
Dmitrij559: calls 3200
Horst Stahl: calls 3200
junior Gois: calls 1600
TheTwatty: raises 25487 to 28687 and is all-in
Charlye2013: raises 12841 to 41528 and is all-in
Dmitrij559: folds
Horst Stahl: folds
junior Gois: folds
Uncalled bet (12841) returned to Charlye2013
*** FLOP *** [6s Kc 3c]
*** TURN *** [6s Kc 3c] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [6s Kc 3c Qs] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheTwatty: shows [Kh Ad] (a pair of Kings)
Charlye2013: shows [Qh Ks] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
Charlye2013 collected 68894 from pot
TheTwatty finished the tournament in 462nd place and received $8.75.
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 68894 | Rake 0
Board [6s Kc 3c Qs 7c]
Seat 1: Dmitrij559 folded before Flop
Seat 2: Horst Stahl (button) folded before Flop
Seat 3: junior Gois (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: TheTwatty (big blind) showed [Kh Ad] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: Charlye2013 showed [Qh Ks] and won (68894) with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 6: Frizzeee folded before Flop (didn't bet)

JJ<99 busto hot5 140 players left, what can u do.. AK<AK bust other

PokerStars Hand #157562515526: Tournament #1641820933, $5.00+$0.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXXI (5000/10000) - 2016/08/21 21:09:17 EET [2016/08/21 14:09:17 ET]
Table '1641820933 284' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: playerhateer (111625 in chips)
Seat 2: nicmenskij (199300 in chips)
Seat 3: kungfupandaz (74976 in chips)
Seat 4: UhhMee (259060 in chips)
Seat 5: KronoPP (124704 in chips)
Seat 6: TheTwatty (98967 in chips)
Seat 7: sokourov (167742 in chips)
Seat 8: sliz5 (154119 in chips)
Seat 9: NoobSuun (60501 in chips)
playerhateer: posts the ante 1250
nicmenskij: posts the ante 1250
kungfupandaz: posts the ante 1250
UhhMee: posts the ante 1250
KronoPP: posts the ante 1250
TheTwatty: posts the ante 1250
sokourov: posts the ante 1250
sliz5: posts the ante 1250
NoobSuun: posts the ante 1250
kungfupandaz: posts small blind 5000
UhhMee: posts big blind 10000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheTwatty [Jc Jh]
KronoPP: folds
TheTwatty: raises 87717 to 97717 and is all-in
sokourov: folds
sliz5: folds
NoobSuun: calls 59251 and is all-in
playerhateer: folds
nicmenskij: folds
kungfupandaz: folds
UhhMee: folds
Uncalled bet (38466) returned to TheTwatty
*** FLOP *** [8d Kh Th]
*** TURN *** [8d Kh Th] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [8d Kh Th 9c] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheTwatty: shows [Jc Jh] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
NoobSuun: shows [9d 9h] (a full house, Nines full of Kings)
NoobSuun collected 144752 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 144752 | Rake 0
Board [8d Kh Th 9c Ks]
Seat 1: playerhateer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: nicmenskij (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: kungfupandaz (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: UhhMee (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: KronoPP folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: TheTwatty showed [Jc Jh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 7: sokourov folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: sliz5 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: NoobSuun showed [9d 9h] and won (144752) with a full house, Nines full of Kings

lol storm, as expected. still in but it is funny

PokerStars Hand #157563177222: Tournament #1641825378, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (125/250) - 2016/08/21 21:22:34 EET [2016/08/21 14:22:34 ET]
Table '1641825378 377' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Saimo5 (8918 in chips)
Seat 2: cookymon$ter (11354 in chips)
Seat 3: Manor (3635 in chips)
Seat 4: tsopetrol (12865 in chips)
Seat 5: zhou188 (7884 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: Rex Nelson (11882 in chips)
Seat 7: TheTwatty (10790 in chips)
Seat 8: ALLinwitKK (13773 in chips)
Seat 9: GodPreben (16897 in chips)
Saimo5: posts the ante 25
cookymon$ter: posts the ante 25
Manor: posts the ante 25
tsopetrol: posts the ante 25
zhou188: posts the ante 25
Rex Nelson: posts the ante 25
TheTwatty: posts the ante 25
ALLinwitKK: posts the ante 25
GodPreben: posts the ante 25
cookymon$ter: posts small blind 125
Manor: posts big blind 250
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheTwatty [Ah Ks]
tsopetrol: folds
zhou188: folds
Rex Nelson: folds
TheTwatty: raises 250 to 500
ALLinwitKK: folds
GodPreben: calls 500
Saimo5: folds
cookymon$ter: folds
Manor: raises 3110 to 3610 and is all-in
TheTwatty: raises 7155 to 10765 and is all-in
GodPreben: folds
Uncalled bet (7155) returned to TheTwatty
*** FLOP *** [4h 8s 8h]
*** TURN *** [4h 8s 8h] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [4h 8s 8h 7s] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Manor: shows [8c Ac] (three of a kind, Eights)
TheTwatty: shows [Ah Ks] (a pair of Eights)
Manor collected 8070 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8070 | Rake 0
Board [4h 8s 8h 7s Jc]
Seat 1: Saimo5 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: cookymon$ter (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Manor (big blind) showed [8c Ac] and won (8070) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 4: tsopetrol folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: zhou188 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Rex Nelson folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: TheTwatty showed [Ah Ks] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 8: ALLinwitKK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: GodPreben folded before Flop

AA<TT pfai busto here

PokerStars Hand #157565876795: Tournament #1641807794, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2016/08/21 22:17:58 EET [2016/08/21 15:17:58 ET]
Table '1641807794 15' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: goli559 (3384 in chips)
Seat 3: julou (3000 in chips)
Seat 4: TheTwatty (1798 in chips)
Seat 5: MooseLórd (9759 in chips)
Seat 6: MrTermo1021 (2783 in chips)
Seat 7: pawelek1122 (3213 in chips)
Seat 8: Piltrafin (2377 in chips)
Seat 9: Henrianh (2857 in chips)
goli559: posts the ante 6
julou: posts the ante 6
TheTwatty: posts the ante 6
MooseLórd: posts the ante 6
MrTermo1021: posts the ante 6
pawelek1122: posts the ante 6
Piltrafin: posts the ante 6
Henrianh: posts the ante 6
MrTermo1021: posts small blind 25
pawelek1122: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheTwatty [Ah Ad]
Piltrafin: raises 100 to 150
Henrianh: calls 150
goli559: calls 150
julou: folds
TheTwatty: raises 1642 to 1792 and is all-in
MooseLórd: folds
MrTermo1021: folds
pawelek1122: folds
Piltrafin: raises 579 to 2371 and is all-in
Henrianh: folds
goli559: folds
Uncalled bet (579) returned to Piltrafin
*** FLOP *** [7s Kd Ts]
*** TURN *** [7s Kd Ts] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [7s Kd Ts 4h] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Piltrafin: shows [Td Tc] (three of a kind, Tens)
TheTwatty: shows [Ah Ad] (a pair of Aces)
Piltrafin collected 4007 from pot
TheTwatty finished the tournament
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4007 | Rake 0
Board [7s Kd Ts 4h 9c]
Seat 2: goli559 folded before Flop
Seat 3: julou folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: TheTwatty showed [Ah Ad] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: MooseLórd (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: MrTermo1021 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: pawelek1122 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Piltrafin showed [Td Tc] and won (4007) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 9: Henrianh folded before Flop

huuuuge pot in big22, KK<AQ. truly hurts my brain i can't win a ****ing all in hand, just sick

PokerStars Hand #157566434914: Tournament #1641813313, $20+$2 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (300/600) - 2016/08/21 22:28:37 EET [2016/08/21 15:28:37 ET]
Table '1641813313 201' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: 362128799 (24987 in chips)
Seat 2: JPMalicia (13796 in chips)
Seat 3: Sn1k2006 (15488 in chips)
Seat 4: TheTwatty (20889 in chips)
Seat 5: busto_soon (19771 in chips)
Seat 6: kvs55 (13348 in chips)
Seat 7: UncaJ5 (6166 in chips)
Seat 8: Tacowhorexxx (33711 in chips)
Seat 9: Ingenerus (8825 in chips)
362128799: posts the ante 75
JPMalicia: posts the ante 75
Sn1k2006: posts the ante 75
TheTwatty: posts the ante 75
busto_soon: posts the ante 75
kvs55: posts the ante 75
UncaJ5: posts the ante 75
Tacowhorexxx: posts the ante 75
Ingenerus: posts the ante 75
JPMalicia: posts small blind 300
Sn1k2006: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheTwatty [Kh Ks]
TheTwatty: raises 600 to 1200
busto_soon: folds
kvs55: folds
UncaJ5: folds
Tacowhorexxx: calls 1200
Ingenerus: folds
362128799: folds
JPMalicia: raises 12521 to 13721 and is all-in
Sn1k2006: folds
TheTwatty: raises 7093 to 20814 and is all-in
Tacowhorexxx: folds
Uncalled bet (7093) returned to TheTwatty
*** FLOP *** [Qh 8h Qd]
*** TURN *** [Qh 8h Qd] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 8h Qd Ts] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JPMalicia: shows [Ad Qc] (three of a kind, Queens)
TheTwatty: shows [Kh Ks] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
JPMalicia collected 29917 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 29917 | Rake 0
Board [Qh 8h Qd Ts 6s]
Seat 1: 362128799 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: JPMalicia (small blind) showed [Ad Qc] and won (29917) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 3: Sn1k2006 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: TheTwatty showed [Kh Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 5: busto_soon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: kvs55 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: UncaJ5 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Tacowhorexxx folded before Flop
Seat 9: Ingenerus folded before Flop (didn't bet)

been one tabling the mini millions for last couple hours.. 328/670

GOGO

meh busted already AJ<AK, co vs sb. will do numbers first thing in the morning, such a tilting night

alrighty.

cashes:
sunday 6m - 8.75d
hot5 - 21.59d
mini sm - 57.90d

KO's
3.75 + 1.71 + 1.71 + 7.5

total: 102.91d

thanks for buying guys