Let's win some ****.

Spreadsheet with investors/cashes etc here - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...SdC1EcGc#gid=0

Let's gooo.

Regged in everything. Would have picked up a $5 bounty if it wasn't for the BB waking up with AK and reshoving so I lost some chips there.

Will not be able to communicate much in here as I only have 1 monitor for tonight.

$11 10k gtd:

Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 9 players
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UTG+1: t2935 58.70 BBs
UTG+2: t6731 134.62 BBs
MP1: t2913 58.26 BBs
Hero (MP2): t2690 53.80 BBs
CO: t2741 54.82 BBs
BTN: t3299 65.98 BBs
SB: t3030 60.60 BBs
BB: t2959 59.18 BBs
UTG: t2526 50.52 BBs

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is MP2 with K K
4 folds, Hero raises to t150, 1 fold, BTN calls t150, 2 folds

Flop: (t375) J 3 2 (2 players)
Hero bets t225, BTN calls t225

Turn: (t825) Q (2 players)
Hero bets t450, BTN calls t450

River: (t1725) T (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets t850, Hero folds

Final Pot: t1725
BTN wins t1725

Been doing a lot of folding so far. Been dealt absolutely nothing in the $27TKO not even any 3b shove light spots.

****tiest tournament I've ever played. Got dealt KK at 100/200 no ante and everyone folded to my open. Other than that I literally got dealt nothing playable whatsoever, bust the $27 TKO.

Didn't even get any bounties.

Poker Stars $20+$5+$2 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t300/t600 Blinds + t50 - 8 players
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UTG: t7350 M = 5.65
UTG+1: t16070 M = 12.36
MP1: t7168 M = 5.51
MP2: t2551 M = 1.96
Hero (CO): t2175 M = 1.67
BTN: t4980 M = 3.83
SB: t11182 M = 8.60
BB: t2252 M = 1.73

Pre Flop: (t1300) Hero is CO with Q K
UTG raises to t7300 all in, 3 folds, Hero calls t2125 all in, 3 folds

Flop: (t5550) 2 8 J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t5550) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t5550) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t5550
UTG shows A J (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Hero shows Q K (a pair of Deuces)
UTG wins t5550

Cool river in the MicroMillions

Poker Stars $2.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t300/t600 Blinds + t60 - 9 players
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SB: t33455 M = 23.23
BB: t16720 M = 11.61
UTG: t16270 M = 11.30
UTG+1: t5170 M = 3.59
Hero (UTG+2): t13940 M = 9.68
MP1: t40100 M = 27.85
MP2: t17005 M = 11.81
CO: t13940 M = 9.68
BTN: t13940 M = 9.68

Pre Flop: (t1440) Hero is UTG+2 with Q A
2 folds, Hero raises to t1350, 4 folds, SB raises to t33395 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls t12530 all in

Flop: (t28900) Q Q A (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t28900) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t28900) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t28900
SB shows A K (a full house, Aces full of Queens)
Hero shows Q A (a full house, Aces full of Queens)
SB wins t14450
Hero wins t14450

Bust $5.10 hyper.

Poker Stars $5.00+$0.10 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t150/t300 Blinds + t60 - 9 players
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BTN: t3190 M = 3.22
SB: t13292 M = 13.43
Hero (BB): t1980 M = 2
UTG: t2340 M = 2.36
UTG+1: t2160 M = 2.18
UTG+2: t2920 M = 2.95
MP1: t2765 M = 2.79
MP2: t5415 M = 5.47
CO: t3000 M = 3.03

Pre Flop: (t990) Hero is BB with K A
2 folds, UTG+2 calls t300, 1 fold, MP2 raises to t5355 all in, CO calls t2940 all in, 2 folds, Hero calls t1620 all in, UTG+2 calls t2560 all in

Flop: (t11350) 5 4 6 (4 players - 4 are all in)

Turn: (t11350) Q (4 players - 4 are all in)

River: (t11350) 3 (4 players - 4 are all in)

Final Pot: t11350
Hero shows K A (high card Ace)
UTG+2 shows Q J (a pair of Queens)
MP2 shows 9 9 (a pair of Nines)
CO shows 8 8 (a pair of Eights)
MP2 wins t160
UTG+2 wins t2820
UTG+2 wins t8370

Still folding a lot. Wish 2+2 wasn't so slow today either.

that 2nd spoiler is a pretty good effort - hope you run as good as her

Opener 27/26 so he is raising a bunch... has AA when I opt to resteal yawn, out of Micromillions. Shove is marginal I know but wait for monsters in a 2x turbo and I will end up with like 4 big blinds again. I think he was sufficiently loose to warrant a shove there.

Poker Stars $2.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t800/t1600 Blinds + t160 - 9 players
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MP1: t57045 M = 14.86
MP2: t27740 M = 7.22
CO: t19200 M = 5
BTN: t27663 M = 7.20
Hero (SB): t19955 M = 5.20
BB: t45470 M = 11.84
UTG: t38820 M = 10.11
UTG+1: t13650 M = 3.55
UTG+2: t22700 M = 5.91

Pre Flop: (t3840) Hero is SB with 8 A
3 folds, MP1 raises to t3200, 3 folds, Hero raises to t19795 all in, 1 fold, MP1 calls t16595

Flop: (t42630) Q K K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t42630) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t42630) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t42630
MP1 shows A A (two pair, Aces and Kings)
Hero shows 8 A (two pair, Kings and Eights)
MP1 wins t42630

Zzzz bust 5.10 6m HT

Poker Stars $5.00+$0.10 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t150/t300 Blinds + t60 - 6 players
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BTN: t12250 M = 15.12
SB: t11390 M = 14.06
BB: t7155 M = 8.83
Hero (UTG): t4280 M = 5.28
MP: t3235 M = 3.99
CO: t4505 M = 5.56

Pre Flop: (t810) Hero is UTG with T T
Hero raises to t4220 all in, 2 folds, BTN calls t4220, 2 folds

Flop: (t9250) Q 8 A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t9250) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t9250) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t9250
BTN shows J K (a pair of Jacks)
Hero shows T T (a pair of Tens)
BTN wins t9250

Bust 4.40 4max

Poker Stars $4.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds + t10 - 4 players
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CO: t8720 M = 45.89
Hero (BTN): t1548 M = 8.15
SB: t1690 M = 8.89
BB: t7265 M = 38.24

Pre Flop: (t190) Hero is BTN with Q K
1 fold, Hero raises to t1538 all in, SB raises to t1680 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t3216) K A 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t3216) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t3216) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t3216
Hero shows Q K (a pair of Kings)
SB shows K A (two pair, Aces and Kings)
SB wins t3216

Must have used all my MTT rungood up, break needed methinks.

God ****ing dammit more bad timing, this time up against 37/34 vp pfr, bust $11 10k.

Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t250/t500 Blinds + t60 - 9 players
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BTN: t18002 M = 13.96
Hero (SB): t8782 M = 6.81
BB: t11666 M = 9.04
UTG: t6547 M = 5.08
UTG+1: t9253 M = 7.17
UTG+2: t11610 M = 9
MP1: t6580 M = 5.10
MP2: t17124 M = 13.27
CO: t16956 M = 13.14

Pre Flop: (t1290) Hero is SB with A 5
4 folds, MP2 raises to t1100, 2 folds, Hero raises to t8722 all in, 1 fold, MP2 calls t7622

Flop: (t18484) 2 2 J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t18484) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t18484) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t18484
Hero shows A 5 (a pair of Deuces)
MP2 shows T T (two pair, Tens and Deuces)
MP2 wins t18484

Someone will come in and tell me that A5o and the A8 in the Micromillions are both folds lol.

Opponents are raise/folding soooo much there though. Next I'll probably have a decent hand when I ship it in and run into Aces.

Virtually bust $11 turbo.

Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds - 8 players
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BB: t5585 27.93 BBs
UTG: t3905 19.52 BBs
UTG+1: t2795 13.97 BBs
MP1: t3000 15 BBs
MP2: t8846 44.23 BBs
CO: t1402 7.01 BBs
BTN: t3350 16.75 BBs
Hero (SB): t3607 18.04 BBs

Pre Flop: (t300) Hero is SB with K A
2 folds, MP1 raises to t3000 all in, 3 folds, Hero raises to t3607 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t6200) T K 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t6200) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t6200) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t6200
MP1 shows T T (three of a kind, Tens)
Hero shows K A (a pair of Kings)
MP1 wins t6200

and bust, nice ****ing runout^

Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds - 9 players
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SB: t5385 26.93 BBs
BB: t3905 19.52 BBs
UTG: t2795 13.97 BBs
UTG+1: t6200 31 BBs
UTG+2: t8846 44.23 BBs
MP1: t3000 15 BBs
MP2: t1402 7.01 BBs
CO: t3350 16.75 BBs
Hero (BTN): t607 3.04 BBs

Pre Flop: (t300) Hero is BTN with 2 A
6 folds, Hero raises to t607 all in, 1 fold, BB calls t407

Flop: (t1314) A 6 Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t1314) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t1314) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t1314
BB shows K K (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero shows 2 A (a pair of Aces)
BB wins t1314

Bust $16.50

Poker Stars $15.00+$1.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t60/t120 Blinds + t15 - 9 players
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BB: t2928 M = 9.30
Hero (UTG): t1360 M = 4.32
UTG+1: t7443 M = 23.63
UTG+2: t1885 M = 5.98
MP1: t5050 M = 16.03
MP2: t11389 M = 36.16
CO: t4342 M = 13.78
BTN: t4040 M = 12.83
SB: t3652 M = 11.59

Pre Flop: (t315) Hero is UTG with A Q
Hero raises to t1345 all in, 6 folds, SB raises to t3637 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t2945) 7 9 J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t2945) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t2945) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t2945
Hero shows A Q (a pair of Fives - lower kicker)
SB shows K A (a pair of Fives)
SB wins t2945

Just one of those days, for a $5 bounty (I am 84% after turn)

Poker Stars $5.00+$5.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t125/t250 Blinds + t30 - 9 players
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BB: t3295 M = 5.11
Hero (UTG): t8230 M = 12.76
UTG+1: t17031 M = 26.40
UTG+2: t18286 M = 28.35
MP1: t9543 M = 14.80
MP2: t16967 M = 26.31
CO: t7199 M = 11.16
BTN: t3945 M = 6.12
SB: t17860 M = 27.69

Pre Flop: (t645) Hero is UTG with 8 8
Hero raises to t562, 5 folds, BTN calls t562, 2 folds

Flop: (t1769) 7 A 8 (2 players)
Hero bets t842, BTN raises to t3353 all in, Hero calls t2511

Turn: (t8475) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t8475) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t8475
Hero shows 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights)
BTN shows J Q (a flush, Queen high)
BTN wins t8475

ITM $5.50 1000-cap with a shortstack. At least I didn't busto everything lol.

MTT poker with no hands can be a bit like trying to throw good darts without any flights on them.

Bust $8.80

Poker Stars $8.00+$0.80 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t200/t400 Blinds + t50 - 9 players
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Hero (BTN): t5061 M = 4.82
SB: t9164 M = 8.73
BB: t8171 M = 7.78
UTG: t19238 M = 18.32
UTG+1: t7403 M = 7.05
UTG+2: t25284 M = 24.08
MP1: t6514 M = 6.20
MP2: t13738 M = 13.08
CO: t9840 M = 9.37

Pre Flop: (t1050) Hero is BTN with A J
5 folds, CO raises to t800, Hero raises to t5011 all in, 2 folds, CO calls t4211

Flop: (t11072) 6 T Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t11072) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t11072) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t11072
Hero shows A J (high card Ace)
CO shows Q T (two pair, Queens and Tens)
CO wins t11072

Nice double in the $5.50 1000cap vs the fish.

Poker Stars $5.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t600/t1200 Blinds + t150 - 8 players
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Hero (BB): t22490 M = 7.50
UTG: t60751 M = 20.25
UTG+1: t20318 M = 6.77
MP1: t55873 M = 18.62
MP2: t65104 M = 21.70
CO: t13235 M = 4.41
BTN: t30646 M = 10.22
SB: t28740 M = 9.58

Pre Flop: (t3000) Hero is BB with A Q
UTG raises to t3600, 6 folds, Hero raises to t22340 all in, UTG calls t18740

Flop: (t46480) 2 T Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t46480) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t46480) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t46480
Hero shows A Q (two pair, Queens and Nines)
UTG shows 5 A (a pair of Nines)
Hero wins t46480

bust 10.50 SKO with 1 bounty

Poker Stars $5.00+$5.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t250/t500 Blinds + t60 - 9 players
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UTG+2: t19977 M = 15.49
Hero (MP1): t5020 M = 3.89
MP2: t16161 M = 12.53
CO: t22806 M = 17.68
BTN: t11153 M = 8.65
SB: t17707 M = 13.73
BB: t22495 M = 17.44
UTG: t16370 M = 12.69
UTG+1: t18733 M = 14.52

Pre Flop: (t1290) Hero is MP1 with A 9
3 folds, Hero raises to t4960 all in, 1 fold, CO calls t4960, 1 fold, SB calls t4710, 1 fold

Flop: (t15920) 9 K K (3 players - 1 is all in)
SB checks, CO bets t4000, SB calls t4000

Turn: (t23920) T (3 players - 1 is all in)
SB checks, CO bets t4500, SB folds

River: (t23920) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t23920
Hero shows A 9 (two pair, Kings and Nines)
CO shows Q Q (a straight, Nine to King)
CO wins t8000
CO wins t15920

Bust 5.50 1000cap

Poker Stars $5.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t700/t1400 Blinds + t175 - 8 players
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Hero (CO): t8675 M = 2.48
BTN: t5548 M = 1.59
SB: t69097 M = 19.74
BB: t60423 M = 17.26
UTG: t78348 M = 22.39
UTG+1: t27846 M = 7.96
MP1: t41337 M = 11.81
MP2: t29784 M = 8.51

Pre Flop: (t3500) Hero is CO with 6 6
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t2800, 2 folds, Hero raises to t8500 all in, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls t5700

Flop: (t20500) 9 8 K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t20500) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t20500) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t20500
Hero shows 6 6 (a pair of Sixes)
UTG+1 shows 9 A (a pair of Nines)
UTG+1 wins t20500

ITM $11 9:15pm one, need a miracle.