Why the ceedonen hate?

He's a God damn butthole.







So nice to hero this absolute rat and win for a change





The gorilla being a gorilla.

Yesterday:





There's now 100 days until I call it a year. Definitely want to make them count. So absolutely no wasting time on Brexit/politics for me. I know I've said this before but I'm 100% serious now. I'm sure come January we'll probably have more answers about what's actually happening than now anyway.

Poker going pretty well this month, but this promo has put a big dent in my PA winnings . It's been on every single Friday, Saturday and Sunday of this month so far and I've just flicked in a £50 bet each day on even money bets and I've only won once out of 10 times! Probably only going to make £500ish from the side hustle this month instead of the normal ~£1000...

Vs reg






Vs two fishes. Flop call is bad I think, but at least I didn't miss the river spot.

thought JTs was bad, but after thinking a bit it makes a lot of sense to turn it into a bluff, WP!
A5s is just an easy fold otf as you said, fish often respect us otf, specially mw, and with one guy calling already your hand is worth close to nothing. OTR it's very good, lots of people miss that bluff and it's one that is printing like crazy.

Took the day off and just did some lab work.


Aldo did this promo which ruined my day.







Was so sure that my slots downswing was going to come to an end and I'd finally catch some heat, so I just flicked in 43 £10 spins. ~ 5 minutes later I was down almost £200. Would bite your hand off for £500 PA profit this month right now.



Poker going a lot better though, so there's that. Going to try and put in a good ~6 hours each day for the rest of September on the tables.

Volume was pretty good yesterday, but I wasn't pleased with how I played. Month now starting to slide in the wrong direction which isn't great. Still 5 days left though to turn it around and finish on a high. LFG!




Btw, does anyone know how to fix the HH converter?

Vs creative reg lol






Don't know if either of us could play the hand differently but still very nice to see the bluff here





The coffee bet working its magic lol

I have not played or ran particularly well these past couple days, but I'll try and make the most of the rest of September before the month report.

Frustrating end to the month.





Bigger update coming when I wake up. Peace.

September's Profit Accumulator bottom line:




Disappointing results. Just ran horribly at the more high variance promos, probably could have squeezed out an extra £150-£200 in profit if I put in the time to do the promos that take a bit more work, but there wasn't much else I could have done.

This bad month probably means the goal of £10,000 total profit for the year is gg. I'm at ~£5500 right now.



I watched Makeboifin's podcast with Joey and it was the absolute nuts! So good to hear him **** on zoom as well. I've always preferred reg tables because they allow for that 5-10 second break every once in a while which really helps you chill out and regain focus, and it was so nice to hear a high stakes player say that!


Going to try his approach for running 5-20 spots through pio everyday and play 4-5 hours every single day for the next while. It makes sense for me to do this right now as I'm almost 10 months in to going 1 whole year without alcohol. So I feel I should make the most of this time.


New post coming on my wordpress blog within the next day or so.


glgl

Great thread, will be following and will try to read some of the older bits when I get a chance.

The HH converter has been bugged for weeks now. No idea why it hasn’t been fixed, maybe we’re all just too lazy to notify the mods.

Good luck man! Nice to read your hands and runs, have you thought of making a twitch account for these last months? it would probably get some attention given the time you grind and your wins, you could teach some of your strategy, maybe make something extra on ads and donations, and it could also help with keeping schedule even if it doesn't seem like you need it.

Cheers mate. Good luck to you, too.



Nah probably not. I wouldn't rule it out forever but I just don't think twitch is my thing. I do absolutely love watching Tonkaaaa's highlight vids on YouTube though.

gl out there this month, hurt. Get that $$$!

Thats, Iso! I''ll try!



Won some money today even though I didn't play too well.


Very nice hold vs two recs


PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $0.50/$1.00 - 8 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: $235.54 (236 bb)
UTG+1: $103.70 (104 bb)
MP: $108.25 (108 bb)
MP+1: $100.00 (100 bb)
CO: $100.50 (101 bb)
BU: $43.97 (44 bb)
SB: $100.00 (100 bb)
BB (Hero): $109.18 (109 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with Q♥ Q♦
UTG calls $1, 1 fold, MP calls $1, 1 fold, CO raises to $6, BTN calls $6, 1 fold, Hero 3-bets to $21, 1 fold, MP calls $20, 1 fold, BTN calls $15

Flop: ($70.50) T♣ 3♣ 5♠ (3 players)
Hero bets $18.36, MP calls $18.36, BTN raises to $22.97 (all-in), Hero calls $4.61, MP calls $4.61

Turn: ($139.41) 2♦ (3 players, 1 all-in)
Hero bets $65.21 (all-in), MP calls $64.28 (all-in)

River: ($267.97) 3♠ (3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: $267.97 (Rake: $2.50)

Showdown:
BB (Hero) shows Q♥ Q♦ (two pair, Queens and Threes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 61%, Flop: 43%, Turn: 50%, River: 100%)

MP shows 9♠ 9♣ (two pair, Nines and Threes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 18%, Flop: 10%, Turn: 5%, River: 0%)

BU shows 4♣ 5♣ (two pair, Fives and Threes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 20%, Flop: 47%, Turn: 45%, River: 0%)

BB (Hero) wins $265.47/




Vs standard reg

PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $0.50/$1.00 - 9 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: $103.41 (103 bb)
UTG+1: $150.66 (151 bb)
MP: $103.94 (104 bb)
MP+1: $100.00 (100 bb)
LP (Hero): $110.91 (111 bb)
CO: $164.30 (164 bb)
BU: $101.87 (102 bb)
SB: $104.17 (104 bb)
BB: $77.49 (77 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50) Hero is LP with A♣ K♦
4 players fold, Hero raises to $2.50, 2 players fold, SB 3-bets to $10, 1 fold, Hero calls $7.50

Flop: ($21) 5♣ 2♣ J♦ (2 players)
SB bets $10.17, Hero calls $10.17

Turn: ($41.34) T♦ (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($41.34) 4♣ (2 players)
SB bets $27, Hero raises to $90.74 (all-in), SB calls $57 (all-in)

Total pot: $209.34 (Rake: $2.50)

Showdown:
LP (Hero) shows A♣ K♦ (high card, Ace)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 60%, Flop: 51%, Turn: 18%, River: 0%)

SB shows 9♣ T♣ (a flush, Ten high)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 40%, Flop: 49%, Turn: 82%, River: 100%)

SB wins $206.84



Vs agro reg


PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $0.50/$1.00 - 8 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: $82.46 (82 bb)
UTG+1: $130.73 (131 bb)
MP: $140.92 (141 bb)
MP+1 (Hero): $100.00 (100 bb)
CO: $90.73 (91 bb)
BU: $146.50 (147 bb)
SB: $100.50 (101 bb)
BB: $100.00 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50) Hero is MP+1 with 9♥ 9♠
3 players fold, Hero raises to $2.50, 2 players fold, SB 3-bets to $9, 1 fold, Hero calls $6.50

Flop: ($19) 6♥ 4♦ 6♠ (2 players)
SB bets $11, Hero calls $11

Turn: ($41) 6♦ (2 players)
SB bets $25.32, Hero calls $25.32

River: ($91.64) 5♣ (2 players)
SB bets $55.18 (all-in), Hero calls $54.68 (all-in)

Total pot: $201 (Rake: $2.50)

Showdown:
SB shows A♠ A♦ (a full house, Sixes full of Aces)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 81%, Flop: 92%, Turn: 95%, River: 100%)

MP+1 (Hero) shows 9♥ 9♠ (a full house, Sixes full of Nines)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 19%, Flop: 8%, Turn: 5%, River: 0%)

SB wins $198.50

Gl brother

Cheers, H. Have a good weekend, son.



Would say there's a ~90% chance he had 99

PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $1/$2 - 9 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG (Hero): $200.00 (100 bb)
UTG+1: $220.70 (110 bb)
MP: $205.00 (103 bb)
MP+1: $204.50 (102 bb)
LP: $207.70 (104 bb)
CO: $220.21 (110 bb)
BU: $184.55 (92 bb)
SB: $242.89 (121 bb)
BB: $220.07 (110 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($3) Hero is UTG with K♥ K♦
Hero raises to $5, 4 players fold, CO calls $5, 3 players fold

Flop: ($13) 2♠ J♥ 2♥ (2 players)
Hero bets $6.55, CO calls $6.55

Turn: ($26.10) K♠ (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

River: ($26.10) 9♠ (2 players)
Hero bets $19.34, CO raises to $62.51, Hero raises to $188.45 (all-in), CO folds

Total pot: $151.12 (Rake: $2.75)
UTG (Hero) wins $148.37










okay

PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $0.50/$1.00 - 9 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: $124.30 (124 bb)
UTG+1: $100.00 (100 bb)
MP (Hero): $100.00 (100 bb)
MP+1: $116.65 (117 bb)
LP: $193.93 (194 bb)
CO: $100.00 (100 bb)
BU: $99.50 (100 bb)
SB: $100.00 (100 bb)
BB: $100.00 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50) Hero is MP with A♦ A♥
UTG raises to $3, 1 fold, Hero 3-bets to $9, 1 fold, LP calls $9, 5 players fold

Flop: ($22.50) T♦ 3♥ 7♠ (2 players)
Hero bets $7.50, LP calls $7.50

Turn: ($37.50) 4♠ (2 players)
Hero bets $20, LP raises to $73.69, Hero raises to $83.50 (all-in), LP calls $9.81

River: ($204.50) 2♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $204.50 (Rake: $2.50)

Showdown:
MP (Hero) shows A♦ A♥ (a pair of Aces)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 81%, Flop: 80%, Turn: 0%, River: 0%)

LP shows 5♠ 6♥ (a straight, Three to Seven)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 19%, Flop: 20%, Turn: 100%, River: 100%)

LP wins $202




Vs reg with heart.

PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $0.50/$1.00 - 8 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: $127.20 (127 bb)
UTG+1 (Hero): $100.00 (100 bb)
MP: $70.84 (71 bb)
MP+1: $329.08 (329 bb)
CO: $100.00 (100 bb)
BU: $120.83 (121 bb)
SB: $101.20 (101 bb)
BB: $100.00 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG+1 with K♥ K♠
UTG raises to $2.14, Hero 3-bets to $9, 6 players fold, UTG calls $6.86

Flop: ($19.50) Q♣ 5♥ 8♥ (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $5.50, UTG raises to $20.26, Hero calls $14.76

Turn: ($60.02) 2♥ (2 players)
UTG bets $14.38, Hero calls $14.38

River: ($88.78) K♣ (2 players)
UTG bets $83.56 (all-in), Hero calls $56.36 (all-in)

Total pot: $201.50 (Rake: $2.50)

Showdown:
UTG shows 7♣ 6♣ (high card, King)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 23%, Flop: 35%, Turn: 14%, River: 0%)

UTG+1 (Hero) shows K♥ K♠ (three of a kind, Kings)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 77%, Flop: 65%, Turn: 86%, River: 100%)

UTG+1 (Hero) wins $199

Played rubbish today, but somehow miraculously booked a decent win.




This might be complete spew but I can definitely have nutted combos here and I had good blockers. Not sure if most regs are folding enough Ax to a suspicious line like this though...

PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $0.50/$1.00 - 9 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: $162.54 (163 bb)
UTG+1: $74.10 (74 bb)
MP: $180.48 (180 bb)
MP+1: $109.12 (109 bb)
LP: $212.50 (213 bb)
CO: $125.52 (126 bb)
BU: $100.00 (100 bb)
SB (Hero): $100.00 (100 bb)
BB: $76.63 (77 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50) Hero is SB with K♠ Q♣
6 players fold, BTN raises to $2.50, Hero 3-bets to $10, 1 fold, BTN calls $7.50

Flop: ($21) A♣ Q♥ 5♥ (2 players)
Hero bets $5.50, BTN calls $5.50

Turn: ($32) 5♦ (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($32) 2♣ (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $15.20, Hero raises to $84.50 (all-in), BTN calls $69.30 (all-in)

Total pot: $201 (Rake: $2.50)

Showdown:
SB (Hero) shows K♠ Q♣ (two pair, Queens and Fives)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 26%, Flop: 2%, Turn: 0%, River: 0%)

BU shows A♥ Q♦ (two pair, Aces and Queens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 74%, Flop: 98%, Turn: 100%, River: 100%)

BU wins $198.50




Beginners luck for this new regfish...

PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $0.50/$1.00 - 8 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: $100.00 (100 bb)
UTG+1 (Hero): $107.50 (108 bb)
MP: $125.51 (126 bb)
MP+1: $118.14 (118 bb)
CO: $97.65 (98 bb)
BU: $104.00 (104 bb)
SB: $100.00 (100 bb)
BB: $130.90 (131 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG+1 with K♣ K♠
1 fold, Hero raises to $2.50, 4 players fold, SB 3-bets to $7, 1 fold, Hero 4-bets to $21.50, SB calls $14.50

Flop: ($44) 8♠ 6♥ 2♠ (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $13.29, SB raises to $38, Hero raises to $86 (all-in), SB calls $40.50 (all-in)

Turn: ($201) 5♥ (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($201) 8♥ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $201 (Rake: $2.50)

Showdown:
UTG+1 (Hero) shows K♣ K♠ (two pair, Kings and Eights)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 68%, Flop: 84%, Turn: 73%, River: 0%)

SB shows Q♥ A♥ (a flush, Ace high)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 32%, Flop: 16%, Turn: 27%, River: 100%)

SB wins $198.50



Stacked the worlds most boring rec!

PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $1/$2 - 8 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: $242.58 (121 bb)
UTG+1: $206.40 (103 bb)
MP: $332.05 (166 bb)
MP+1 (Hero): $260.94 (130 bb)
CO: $200.00 (100 bb)
BU: $191.71 (96 bb)
SB: $213.95 (107 bb)
BB: $200.00 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($3) Hero is MP+1 with J♦ J♥
3 players fold, Hero raises to $5, 2 players fold, SB 3-bets to $20, 1 fold, Hero calls $15

Flop: ($42) 7♣ J♣ A♣ (2 players)
SB bets $28, Hero calls $28

Turn: ($98) 7♠ (2 players)
SB bets $45.72, Hero calls $45.72

River: ($189.44) 9♠ (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $167.22 (all-in), SB calls $120.23 (all-in)

Total pot: $429.90 (Rake: $2.75)

Showdown:
MP+1 (Hero) shows J♦ J♥ (a full house, Jacks full of Sevens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 54%, Flop: 95%, Turn: 95%, River: 100%)

SB shows K♦ A♦ (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 46%, Flop: 5%, Turn: 5%, River: 0%)

MP+1 (Hero) wins $427.15




Also won this today! I bet and layed Newcastle to win today as one of my 5 £10 qualifying bets for a £10 free bet. This bet and lay should have cost me ~£1, but thanks to the 2up offer I've bagged a nice £89 profit here. Side hustle profit for this month already closing in on last month's total!

Nice one mate! I had £25 on them as well, £200 profit since I cashed out 100% at 2-2, no way I was risking it for an extra £20 if newcastle scored again lol. Going to be raising my stakes soon to £50

Nice work on the poker front as well, keep it up

playing v sexyangeline is FUN

Good stuff, mate. Hope you keep winning.

He's a pest.




Vs agro whale


PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $1/$2 - 8 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: $407.70 (204 bb)
UTG+1: $432.32 (216 bb)
MP: $203.00 (102 bb)
MP+1: $175.26 (88 bb)
CO: $116.70 (58 bb)
BU: $200.00 (100 bb)
SB: $200.00 (100 bb)
BB (Hero): $270.21 (135 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($3) Hero is BB with 6♥ J♥
3 players fold, MP+1 raises to $6, 3 players fold, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($13) J♠ 6♦ 8♠ (2 players)
Hero checks, MP+1 bets $10, Hero raises to $32.15, MP+1 raises to $104, Hero raises to $175.85, MP+1 calls $65.26 (all-in)

Turn: ($351.52) 7♣ (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($351.52) 7♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $351.52 (Rake: $2.75)

Showdown:
BB (Hero) shows 6♥ J♥ (two pair, Jacks and Sevens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 16%, Flop: 75%, Turn: 82%, River: 0%)

MP+1 shows A♥ A♦ (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 84%, Flop: 25%, Turn: 18%, River: 100%)

MP+1 wins $348.77



Vs standard reg

PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $1/$2 - 7 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: $200.00 (100 bb)
MP (Hero): $216.17 (108 bb)
MP+1: $151.00 (76 bb)
CO: $201.00 (101 bb)
BU: $197.78 (99 bb)
SB: $201.00 (101 bb)
BB: $200.00 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($3) Hero is MP with K♥ Q♥
1 fold, Hero raises to $5, 1 fold, CO 3-bets to $15.50, 3 players fold, Hero calls $10.50

Flop: ($34) 3♣ J♠ 9♥ (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $10.65, Hero raises to $31, CO calls $20.35

Turn: ($96) 7♥ (2 players)
Hero bets $72.74, CO calls $72.74

River: ($241.48) 7♣ (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $81.76 (all-in), MP (Hero) folds

Total pot: $241.48 (Rake: $2.75)
CO wins $238.73




Vs super annoying rec

PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $1/$2 - 8 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: $243.49 (122 bb)
UTG+1: $148.60 (74 bb)
MP: $202.00 (101 bb)
MP+1: $200.00 (100 bb)
CO: $454.51 (227 bb)
BU: $269.43 (135 bb)
SB (Hero): $201.00 (101 bb)
BB: $200.00 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($3) Hero is SB with 8♣ 8♥
2 players fold, MP raises to $4.20, 2 players fold, BTN calls $4.20, Hero calls $3.20, BB calls $2.20

Flop: ($16.80) Q♥ T♠ 8♠ (4 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, MP checks, BTN bets $10, Hero raises to $30, 2 players fold, BTN calls $20

Turn: ($76.80) K♦ (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $38, Hero raises to $166.80 (all-in), BTN calls $128.80

River: ($410.40) J♦ (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $410.40 (Rake: $2.75)

Showdown:
SB (Hero) shows 8♣ 8♥ (three of a kind, Eights)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 53%, Flop: 73%, Turn: 23%, River: 0%)

BU shows A♥ J♥ (a straight, Ten to Ace)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 47%, Flop: 27%, Turn: 77%, River: 100%)

BU wins $407.65




Didn't run so great today. It happens. We go again tomorrow.

How much have you won to date in side bets? like slots or sports bets or w/e?

Am surprised that trash monkey is even still around