How's the favela life going?

I still think "punting a puppy" just has a nice ring to it. The alliteration of that phrase just rolls off the tongue so nicely.

Your ability to take a few words out of context and extrapolate underlying psychological deviance always surprises me

By the way, I'd say close to 80% of the claims you made are not true, the other 20% is more like a weatherman saying 100 foot waves and 150mph wind is expected when in fact it's just partly cloudy with a chance of a light drizzle lmfao

Yeah I already got the 'Rona bro. No joke. Missed another 5 days of grind this month. Nothing but a flesh wound.

Pushups? I can do maybe 11 now?

I've been doing a pretty consistent routine of walking 45 minutes and then 45 minutes of yoga daily. The next month I profit I'll start up Muay Thai again.

Yooo

You mean beach life?





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Winrate since joining the team. Bodog mixed with Stars.



A lot of that is 100z, all of it stars 100NL.



Graph since I joined. Hit some nasty variance this month. Blue line was static, red line crashed, way under EV. No big deal, I don't even consider that a downswing now. More like a small dip.

So only 2 weeks in Brazil and met a girl on Tinder. 3 days later she sent me a picture of her pole dancing, sent me some kissy faces.



I then said

May I invite myself to your place tonight? I realllly don't want you to get bored tonight

She said yes, she would like that. Her friends were degenerate alcoholic stoners just like myself (except the stoner part) - They were hungry so I threw together the most random dinner for the group of 5 with boiled chicken, mixed some mustard and cream cheese to make a sauce, threw some pepperoni in, onions, potatoes, butter sauteed apples.

She yelled out "YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY" and her friend said she was "very thankful" for the dinner. Her gay friend Felipe said some things in Portuguese which nobody translated but he was smiling so I think he was happy too.

We were drinking beer and vodka all night and smoking.

After the 1am dinner, I pulled her chair next to mine and she began making out with me hard. Sexiest girl I've ever been with. My friend told me after I have a Brazilian girl, I'll never go back to anything else.

He might be right. Her friend told me there is a spare bedroom. I walked her there, and many many things happened. I think I broke the bed. Fwiw it was kind of shitty. We found a random toothbrush half way through our "sessions" (there were a lot) under the sheet, piss poor luck for whoever owns that thing I'd say.

Please remind me to bring more than 2 condoms next time. I ran out and obviously with a Brazilian Goddess naked in my bed I'm not going to just give up. So we made some more babies in the morning. Made sure to buy a pill for her because I wasn't 100% confident I kept it all in. I'm not Hercules.

The way Brazilian girls inflect their voice upwards into high pitch at random times in their speaking absolutely kills me. I will probably get married here.

Other than that, I got the virus I'm pretty sure. I mean I 100% got very sick, never got tested. It sucked.

It's hard to say no to $6 all you can eat Churrasco and 18 reias buffets.

I get to go the beach whenever I want considering I live 100 feet from it. I can actually see it from my balcony. We are paying $400 USD for it. Pretty sweet spot in Floripa. The apartment itself is not all that but the location is epic.

Well, back to the hyperbolic time chamber to continue my training.

Big things coming this month.

You know a man is lying when he tells you he impressed Brazilians with boiled chicken.

Sad.

To be fair, the chicken was already boiling when I arrived. All I did was I just turned an ugly duckling into a fair maiden princess.

I have a few minutes before my coaching session today so thought I'd write up a chapter IIII

For those of you that have attention deficit disorders, basically 90% of ya'll, I'll post this first.



Now it is true that I had 5bb over 150k hands before joining this team. Some of you like to troll reality with false narratives of how I was b/e at 50NL for half a million or w/e. It's also true that the majority of that 7.25bb is 100NL, and mostly stars with tons of zoom.



First 100k hands in the team. You can notice a pretty sick downswing half way through but it didn't bother me at all. I was playing really great but **** happens.

I'm significantly better than I was before. My old coach I can basically say just didn't have the capacity to use my full potential and get my results anywhere close to what I have now.



100% stars graph, all 100NL. Mostly zoom.



So this happened. I needed to get myself back inside that sweet sweet nectar that I skipped on the rubber. Definitely gave me some stress for a few days. Some white thick puss started oozing from my dick and it really hurt to piss. Seemed like something I should take care of. The amazing thing about Brazil is healthcare is free. I went to the hospital and they gave me a shot and some pills and said some **** in Portuguese I didn't understand. I said mi casa agora? and the nurse said Sim, casa and so I knew at that time it was all finished.

Coming in on my 4th month in the team and I was just approved to do rake races where I expect to make over $30k profit in the next 2 months. Post split should still be a nice payout.





Just some nice pics of a couple sessions I had last couple weeks.

So I have been doing a 4 day grind, 3 day off schedule this month and it went really great. I'll keep it again next month.

Even with 4 days grind I can get 150k hands in a month and the days off are really amazing to rest the mind, body and soul. I study a ****ing **** ton on my off days too.

The program is really good at encouraging balance and doesn't push you to grind 12 hours a day like my former coach did. Their method produces a lot of crushers so it works.

So It's pretty obvious my old coach doesn't really know how to coach or develop his students. His expectations and method were always changing and he never had me study solvers. I have easily studied over 300 hours of solutions at this point covering all nodes of the game tree. Backed up with MDA that shows significant deviations from GTO etc allow us to capture more EV than GTO would allow. But we still study **** ton of GTO for the spots where the MDA shows population plays balanced, which is still a lot of spots.

I've been suffering a bit this month because the Brazil heat has been wearing me down, making me lethargic. I have a decent profit split this month though so I'll be buying an AC unit to install in my kitchen window. To think I have 9bb this month at 100NL with C+/B- mindset is really sick.



Frank and I adopted a kitten. It's a baby boy!! Meet Loki. He is making me happier and happier every day. His meowing is annoying as **** but super adorable simultaneously. Why is this? I dunno.

Anyway. **** all of ya'll that doubted me. I never doubted myself. I knew my full potential this whole time and it's obvious my last coach didn't have the tools necessary to bring it out. He couldn't even help me beat Bodog for over 5bb 4 tabling reg tables. I guess his method of not having me study any solutions for the first 4 months and pushing me to have a 80/20 ratio of grind to study wasn't really the best method.

I'm in the best place on earth for poker.

$10k then $15k then $20k profit months are coming.

Damn, talk about a bad breakup story... you and your ex have been separated for almost a year now I thought?

Hey, nice blog! Sorry if I missed it but are you willing to share who your coaches are/who this "team" consists of?

subbed + gl

I have nuts too



I got caught



I haz blockerz



You know those moments when a feeling comes over you ... ?



Pre flop sketchy, Flop call probably bad but I like riv jam



lol

hey poker_n00b, nice work/progress. keep it up and F the haters.

im interested in the lines in that study sheet about listing out bottom 30, middle 30, top 30, etc of ranges.

ive recently noticed that equity distribution can explain big differences in strategy where overall equity or nut advantage cant.

could you share more how that information is helpful?

Poking the beast. Wake up beast.

hint #1: Even Linus and OTB can't predict flop cb strategies, they mostly just click and pray.
hint#2: If you wanna get better than them, use the scientific method to isolate variables, test hypothesis etc

rawr.

brb soon with 200NL sample

damnit, so rude of me. I apologize. It's just that I had no ****in idea what you were referring to lol

Have you ever considered that if a chick from Tinder lets you go raw on the first date she's probably done the same thing with tens if not hundreds of guys before you? Let's be real, you're not some ripped 6'4" millionaire chad, so I doubt she made an exception just for you.

In all seriousness, you should probably get a full STD screening including two types of HIV tests ASAP. The "my immunity is very low" message is kind of a red flag.

You really don't know anything do you? Everyone knows the ability to talk dirty is the #1 reason any randomly chosen girl would allow a guy to go raw the next morning after meeting them. Looks have nothing to do with it. And I think it's safe to say everyone here would not be able to argue with my unnatural and uncanny ability to talk dirty.

I am a recent convert and my god protects me. Getting those tests would be a direct disrespect to my god.

OK but really, get tested. The sooner you find out about that kind of stuff the better. I don't necessarily mean HIV specifically, but even random UTIs she could have given you that require different antibiotics.

hey poker noob just letting you know the roman numeral for 4 is IV GL my friend

did u win?

brb soon with 200NL sample

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yo guys Ill be streaming a $10,000 bankroll challenge every night starting at 8pm est - starting at 5z and will take aggressive shots.

My accounts got locked 9 months ago due to an ssd failure - it updated geo location things in the softwares then I couldnt prove my address bc I wasnt able to get utility bills in brazil

Then I developed multiple disabilities that made it close to impossible to grind - nerve damage in both arms and chronic epididymytis

So Ive been stuck in Brazil for 9 months w/no grinding for 4 months then severely reduced grinding the last 5.

Fun times lmfao

I am being staked at 100nl right now so this $10,000 challenge is to grow my social media

This year was very very rough to me, pls be ez in your trolling thnx =(

https://www.twitch.tv/antigtouniverse

^^^ you know you want to join me

****ing LOL.

Gl.

luck is def something I am in need of

Clicked on the last stream for a second, snap folded AKdd on 93K2 with a club fd on 5nl, WTF IS THIS hahahaha! Pro pokerplayer my ass....
Watched 1 more minute, you openfolded K9o on the button, and QJo in the CO, then all of a sudden you open T5s in the button, what in the world are you doing???

Ill let you lose your stacks vs 15/5 passive fish calling off one pair hands vs their snap jams after we overbet turns.



opened Q7o 15 times in 10k hands on the btn.



opened QTo over 20 times in same sample from co.

Its a new stream so sometimes I **** with my software or I am discussing in considerable depth about previous hands. You are clearly bottom of the bell curve so you are blocked now. I ****ing hate ret***s.




I dunno. Id say 6bb in 400k sample is uhhhh...winning? Not to mention I study gto sims 4 hours every day.

Lmfao at calling one pair hands vs 15/5 passive fish jams in srp pots

I literally play every suited 72, T4, T2, 69 and take the aggressive action when presented bc I have such a clear edge in the pool.

Yeah Im such a ****ing nit

mp/ep open filter.

yawn.

let's go poker n00b!! This train don't stop