Bit of a Dejen/me being a scumbag story

So a few nights ago was my birthday night out. Went for a meal at a pretty awesome steakhouse in Jomtien (Cafe Des Amis) and then straight off to Soi 6!

Soi 6 is one of the side sois you might go to as you work your way up to Walking Street (this being the main dejen place.) Soi 6 doesn't have the best of girls, but all the bars had a bed upstairs or in the back if you find a girl you don't mind, it's a good place to warm up! For some reason it was particularly bad today so we just drank and went to walking street pretty fast.

First stop on Walking street is always my friends hotel bar Secrets. The girls here are never amazing and there's one ladyboy that works there they don;t tell you about that no one seems to spot which is quite a fun game to play if no one has been there before. Out come the free drinks as its my friends bar, not sure what I had to drink but it was something that was set on fire and then i had to smoke the smoke and then neck the shot, I was pretty ****ed up after that. Met a new girl there that was decent actually, I got her number to speak to her about meeting up later, she wanted to come out with us, but this is a bad idea, never do that in case you find a better one and then you are stuck.

Then on to Sapphires, widely known to having the best looking girls on Walking street. The prices are higher here too. They were all hot, but there wasn't one that stood out for me. On to the next bar!

Bacarra, a japanese orientated bar, which I believed coined the phrase 5k, 5 minutes, 5 inches as a slight on what they expect from their customers that are mainly japanese business men. This place has certainly gone down hill in terms of girl quality.

Now onto ibar, probably 'the' place to go in pattaya. It's not a gogo, just a bar rammed full of girls that awkwardly stand at their tables hoping you'll talk to them. Part of the fun here is not all the girls are hookers, only about 85% of them, so if you're lucky sometimes you've just pulled a girl that wanted to go home with you!

Anyway as a reg here, I know a few of the girls already... Some I've been with, some my friends have. I like to pride myself on being a good customer though, they may not enjoy the sec part, as that's subjective to them, but I'm definitely respectful, clean and friendly or non threatening, the kind of customer they would want repeat business from for sure

Now, there is one girl in there called BB, my friend who has being dying to go with her for years hasn't been able to as he went with her sister not knowing it was her sister (even hookers have codes) but I have been with her a couple times, she's great but an absolute headcase. She knew it was my birthday so she promised me her ass and apparently has never given her ass to anyone before (not sure i believe that but whatever.) A few nights before however my friend did convince her to go with him (she was short of money) and he tried to stick it in her ass! He also claimed I said that I do that with her all the time, so she blew up on me next time i was there! Oh well, so this time I'm there and she's just giving me evils all the time, she's texting me from about 2 metres away blowing up at me and I just block her - ain't nobody got time for that.

The night progresses I find a girl I like, little chubby, very pretty, amazing white perfect teeth (that's a thing for me). I'm talking to this girl all night, it's pretty much a given at this point that she is coming back with me. I bring her over to my table and BB just goes up to her and is whispers in her ear for about 5 minutes... well this can't be good I'm thinking, BB is quite an aggressive angry reg that I imaginee a lot of the girl there wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of. Anyway my girls face just changes, a bit like that guy a few years ago in the WSOP that got in 2 pair on the turn to be rivered by AQ making a bigger 2 pair. She kinda says bye to me and goes back to her friends. I'm pretty pissed off, the club is nearly closed and I liked this one.

I go over to her and shes just saying nothing, won't tell me what BB said etc. I go back to my table and just shake my head at BB and now she rages over to me! What's your problem! I know how these things go in Thailand, you can never win, I just say no problem, please leave me alone. Why I have to leave you alone if no problem! This is just a snippet, she was blaring at me for about 10 minutes, even calling my girl over to make her say to me that she had said nothing to me and that she had no intention of ever going home with me. Rather than listen to this weird coerced confession, I just apologized to her for putting her in this situation. She leaves and now I'm still being shouted at, the club is closing, BB looks fit, but no way I'm going there.

Connor (legend), one of the guys I was with manages to talk to my girl and her friends whilst I'm being balled at and convinces them to go to another club with us. Turns out BB had told her I was married to her, lol.

There's 3 of us, me Connor and Mark remaining and then we have my pretty chubby girl, her friend with nice boobs and then out of nowhere this absolute hotty! The other 2 pair up with my friends and we go to another bar, play pool and then make plans to go back to the house, where we have a pool, a pool table, more beer etc. Mark has to nip home first for some reason and I text him the house location, but he says take his girl (the hot one) home and I'll meet you all there.

My pretty and chubby one is now in a great mood, she's biting me and telling me what shes gonna do to me etc. But she's getting kind of annoyed every time I speak with the hot one. We get back to the house, play pool and Mark is taking an awful long time to get back, the hot one is thinking about leaving. I look a Connor and say , do you think I would be able to get a 3sm? He's not sure but takes his girl upstairs to give me a better opportunity to ask. I'm lying on the sofa, only the hot one can see me, she says she might leave, I say, well you could stay with me and then I just give her the a look so she knew what I meant, she say and smiles 'What you want 2 ladies?' I say well it is my birthday she giggles and is definitely in! She speaks in Thai to my chubby pretty one who then storms over to me 'What did you say?!' I recoil like a 3 year old being told off... I said erm... it's my birthday?
I just kept repeating that sheepishly and she gave the classic Thai girl response of, 'If you want her no problem, I go' Normally I would pander to this and be polite etc, but I was just over it and wanted the hot one, so I said ok. She's like give me money for taxi, which I think was alat ditch attempt to make me realise how harsh I was being, but I just passed her over 200 baht and she started to cry. She went into the garden to cry some more. She's texting her friend who know comes down with Connor.

I use this moment to go for a huge **** that had been building up all night, while they all have a nice catch up. The hot one comes into my room and I tell her, look whatever happens now I want you, I'll tell them to go or whatever you want but I want you end of. She's cool with that and I go outside to tell her I'm sorry it worked out like this, but this is what I want.

...and that's when Mark turns up.

So now I'm like ah **** wtf do I do now, do I back down and let him have the hot one? I spoke to him and he was like, it's your birthday, you do whatever you want man, I really really don't mind whatsoever He then even suggested I disappear with the hot one and just bang away while he helps calm the situation down out here. What great guys. But the hot one wants to make sure that they aren't mad at her - So I go out and spell it out for them, which really doesn't help the situation, but the hot one is happy now.

Finally get her to myself and omg she was more hot than I thought. She was 20, amazingly tight body, covered in tattoos, I think I was in love. Probably the best sex I've had in Pattaya, and I'll probably have a kid turn up in 9 months and I'm not even sure if I'll care, she has good genes.

The 2 other girls were still here the next day though, I was hoping Mark bangd my one, but alas they just cuddled.

So I ended up having a great birthday and being a bit of a scumbag, so I thought I'd share it with you guys.

hahaha class story,what a lifestyle in thailand

Haha omg. Any pics? Asking for a friend

dude do you bang those pattaya hookers without condom?
nice story and nice blog.
keep updating

its std

awesome stories as always

Thanks trying to make the most of my tie here while I can, they making the visa stuff pretty tough these days

Will work on it!

I use to be a straight up always 100% use a condom, then I had a few times where they've jumped on without one (I'd always get checked a few weeks later when that occurred) Now after meeting so many Pattaya regs they just kinda laugh at me if I use one, they just say how you can clear Gonorrhea and Chlamydia or w/e with a few pills and HIV is pretty hard to get from a girl.

So far I've been fine and never caught anything, I stick to a few regular girls now though bar the odd exception (that I would normally use a condom for.) I am in no way advocating not to use a condom though.

Nice Pun

Thanks

" they just say how you can clear Gonorrhea and Chlamydia or w/e with a few pills and HIV is pretty hard to get from a girl. "

Dude lmfao use a condom.

Thats the most ******ed thing ive ever read You still dont wanna catch HPV, herpes or some other virus


Great updates!

X 1000

and you missed Hepatitis and Syphilis off your list

and...seriously??


...wtf?

....and

....you'd think a poker player could get his head round variation ??

Telling a degen to use a condom is like telling a crackhead to not do crack.

Anyway fun story as always.

The GTO way to do it is just after the girl has been checked - or just before she gets checked and you can inadvertently get yourself check at the same time

Sad.

At least you remember the hats

tbh the chance of catching HIV from male female vaginal sex is like 1 in 40,000 if she has it, so you are fine to roll the dice imo

its never fine to roll the dice Rich!! but happy b-day legend lml

The fit one I ended up with (deffo looks worse in photos):




The one that promised me her ass:

So my blog is getting some traction! A friend of mine that I met in Pattaya and that had joined my stable had been at the APPT in the Philippines, he got invited upstairs in the hotel to smoke some weed with some grinders, where he met a NOrwegian guy that well telling him about some crazy blog that turned out to be mine! I'm basically famous now

In other news though poker has been going pretty well since my birthday, been focusing on my mental game a lot and avoided my auto pilot - it's going pretty well



I sent 9 of my guys to Russia to play the Sochi $5k main event. This is one of the pretty cool things about the company I'm part of, there's a lot of free stuff. These guys all got to play a $5k without it affecting their make up and would get 50% of whatever they cashed for into there profit accounts (which they chop at the end of the month, most are on 50/50 split), which basically means they get a 25% freeroll into a $5k! Which was pretty sick because 6/9 of them cashed for around $75k

...and then my brother got the same deal into the $10k and he came 5th for $80k

Looks like I have some money to burn.

Probably gonna go to Macau for my next visa run, sell some action and try and break into the higher games full time - it just seems like a **** place to live.

Some pics from the High Roller:

Brandon is sitting on the right




Might not be a great play but it worked!




So pretty proud of this kid to hold his own and not be pushed around in a live High Roller - He's gonna be moving into the Thailand house 1st September

YESS PICS thread delivers!!

P.S 10/10 tattoo girl is smoking hot, butt girl is pretty out there too

We want moarrrrr!!

Yes sir!

So since the last update, been grinding fairly hard. Taken on a coach and I'm now splitting my stable into 2 groups, the normal group and a more advanced group for higher stakes, which so far is going pretty well.

My parents and brother are now in the house, myself and my brother paid for my parents to come visit so most of the last week or so has been eating and drinking - avoiding the hooker spots - my parents pretty much know what I get up to, but I'm not gonna wave it in their faces. They head home today.

Hoping to have a big month this month, up about $7k so far pre RB, hoping to hit $20k by the end of the month. My brother is here now and is beast moding the powerfest right now and with his recent results is now lauding over me how he has a bigger net worth now....

We both applied to the new Pokerstars platinum pass promos, I applied to the one where they want to send in a story, so I just sent them my story where i went to jail, but that might not exactly be PC for them. My brother however has chosen to do the vlog approach so I'll post his links below if anyone wants to look at them.

I've gotta start figuring out plans for after Thailand. I have a visa Run 29th September, thinking about going to Macau for some high stakes, but I really don't like Macau, but money... might just do a day trip to Cambodia. We finish in this house in November, so where to go after that is also unknown. Might head to Australia for December. Then head back to the UK to play the WSOP-C in January.

Great update! Link to your story as well? Enjoyed your brother's vlogs. I've entered the contest too! It's a lot of fun

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Thanks

You can find my story on page 7 of this thread, its a bit long but please let me know what you think.

good grief dem eyebrows can’t be unseen