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Old 07-19-2018, 05:33 AM   #201
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Wow Richard. Nice results. I heard so many thing about party Poker. Especially things about Bots playing the ff tables. How many hands aprox do you have to play at NL100 to achive 80 % rakeback??

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The stable i work with are the ones that are giving the 80% rb, so volume is irrelevant.

The max you can get with party is 40%, so the stable double that.
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Old 08-09-2018, 05:16 AM   #202
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Bit of a Dejen/me being a scumbag story

So a few nights ago was my birthday night out. Went for a meal at a pretty awesome steakhouse in Jomtien (Cafe Des Amis) and then straight off to Soi 6!

Soi 6 is one of the side sois you might go to as you work your way up to Walking Street (this being the main dejen place.) Soi 6 doesn't have the best of girls, but all the bars had a bed upstairs or in the back if you find a girl you don't mind, it's a good place to warm up! For some reason it was particularly bad today so we just drank and went to walking street pretty fast.

First stop on Walking street is always my friends hotel bar Secrets. The girls here are never amazing and there's one ladyboy that works there they don;t tell you about that no one seems to spot which is quite a fun game to play if no one has been there before. Out come the free drinks as its my friends bar, not sure what I had to drink but it was something that was set on fire and then i had to smoke the smoke and then neck the shot, I was pretty ****ed up after that. Met a new girl there that was decent actually, I got her number to speak to her about meeting up later, she wanted to come out with us, but this is a bad idea, never do that in case you find a better one and then you are stuck.

Then on to Sapphires, widely known to having the best looking girls on Walking street. The prices are higher here too. They were all hot, but there wasn't one that stood out for me. On to the next bar!

Bacarra, a japanese orientated bar, which I believed coined the phrase 5k, 5 minutes, 5 inches as a slight on what they expect from their customers that are mainly japanese business men. This place has certainly gone down hill in terms of girl quality.

Now onto ibar, probably 'the' place to go in pattaya. It's not a gogo, just a bar rammed full of girls that awkwardly stand at their tables hoping you'll talk to them. Part of the fun here is not all the girls are hookers, only about 85% of them, so if you're lucky sometimes you've just pulled a girl that wanted to go home with you!

Anyway as a reg here, I know a few of the girls already... Some I've been with, some my friends have. I like to pride myself on being a good customer though, they may not enjoy the sec part, as that's subjective to them, but I'm definitely respectful, clean and friendly or non threatening, the kind of customer they would want repeat business from for sure

Now, there is one girl in there called BB, my friend who has being dying to go with her for years hasn't been able to as he went with her sister not knowing it was her sister (even hookers have codes) but I have been with her a couple times, she's great but an absolute headcase. She knew it was my birthday so she promised me her ass and apparently has never given her ass to anyone before (not sure i believe that but whatever.) A few nights before however my friend did convince her to go with him (she was short of money) and he tried to stick it in her ass! He also claimed I said that I do that with her all the time, so she blew up on me next time i was there! Oh well, so this time I'm there and she's just giving me evils all the time, she's texting me from about 2 metres away blowing up at me and I just block her - ain't nobody got time for that.

The night progresses I find a girl I like, little chubby, very pretty, amazing white perfect teeth (that's a thing for me). I'm talking to this girl all night, it's pretty much a given at this point that she is coming back with me. I bring her over to my table and BB just goes up to her and is whispers in her ear for about 5 minutes... well this can't be good I'm thinking, BB is quite an aggressive angry reg that I imaginee a lot of the girl there wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of. Anyway my girls face just changes, a bit like that guy a few years ago in the WSOP that got in 2 pair on the turn to be rivered by AQ making a bigger 2 pair. She kinda says bye to me and goes back to her friends. I'm pretty pissed off, the club is nearly closed and I liked this one.

I go over to her and shes just saying nothing, won't tell me what BB said etc. I go back to my table and just shake my head at BB and now she rages over to me! What's your problem! I know how these things go in Thailand, you can never win, I just say no problem, please leave me alone. Why I have to leave you alone if no problem! This is just a snippet, she was blaring at me for about 10 minutes, even calling my girl over to make her say to me that she had said nothing to me and that she had no intention of ever going home with me. Rather than listen to this weird coerced confession, I just apologized to her for putting her in this situation. She leaves and now I'm still being shouted at, the club is closing, BB looks fit, but no way I'm going there.

Connor (legend), one of the guys I was with manages to talk to my girl and her friends whilst I'm being balled at and convinces them to go to another club with us. Turns out BB had told her I was married to her, lol.

There's 3 of us, me Connor and Mark remaining and then we have my pretty chubby girl, her friend with nice boobs and then out of nowhere this absolute hotty! The other 2 pair up with my friends and we go to another bar, play pool and then make plans to go back to the house, where we have a pool, a pool table, more beer etc. Mark has to nip home first for some reason and I text him the house location, but he says take his girl (the hot one) home and I'll meet you all there.

My pretty and chubby one is now in a great mood, she's biting me and telling me what shes gonna do to me etc. But she's getting kind of annoyed every time I speak with the hot one. We get back to the house, play pool and Mark is taking an awful long time to get back, the hot one is thinking about leaving. I look a Connor and say , do you think I would be able to get a 3sm? He's not sure but takes his girl upstairs to give me a better opportunity to ask. I'm lying on the sofa, only the hot one can see me, she says she might leave, I say, well you could stay with me and then I just give her the a look so she knew what I meant, she say and smiles 'What you want 2 ladies?' I say well it is my birthday she giggles and is definitely in! She speaks in Thai to my chubby pretty one who then storms over to me 'What did you say?!' I recoil like a 3 year old being told off... I said erm... it's my birthday?
I just kept repeating that sheepishly and she gave the classic Thai girl response of, 'If you want her no problem, I go' Normally I would pander to this and be polite etc, but I was just over it and wanted the hot one, so I said ok. She's like give me money for taxi, which I think was alat ditch attempt to make me realise how harsh I was being, but I just passed her over 200 baht and she started to cry. She went into the garden to cry some more. She's texting her friend who know comes down with Connor.

I use this moment to go for a huge **** that had been building up all night, while they all have a nice catch up. The hot one comes into my room and I tell her, look whatever happens now I want you, I'll tell them to go or whatever you want but I want you end of. She's cool with that and I go outside to tell her I'm sorry it worked out like this, but this is what I want.

...and that's when Mark turns up.

So now I'm like ah **** wtf do I do now, do I back down and let him have the hot one? I spoke to him and he was like, it's your birthday, you do whatever you want man, I really really don't mind whatsoever He then even suggested I disappear with the hot one and just bang away while he helps calm the situation down out here. What great guys. But the hot one wants to make sure that they aren't mad at her - So I go out and spell it out for them, which really doesn't help the situation, but the hot one is happy now.

Finally get her to myself and omg she was more hot than I thought. She was 20, amazingly tight body, covered in tattoos, I think I was in love. Probably the best sex I've had in Pattaya, and I'll probably have a kid turn up in 9 months and I'm not even sure if I'll care, she has good genes.

The 2 other girls were still here the next day though, I was hoping Mark bangd my one, but alas they just cuddled.

So I ended up having a great birthday and being a bit of a scumbag, so I thought I'd share it with you guys.
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Old 08-09-2018, 07:31 AM   #203
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hahaha class story,what a lifestyle in thailand
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Old 08-09-2018, 06:09 PM   #204
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Haha omg. Any pics? Asking for a friend
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Old 08-09-2018, 07:03 PM   #205
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Re: Thailand Adventure

dude do you bang those pattaya hookers without condom?
nice story and nice blog.
keep updating
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Old 08-10-2018, 01:15 AM   #206
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dude do you bang those pattaya hookers without condom?
its std

awesome stories as always
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Old 08-10-2018, 05:35 AM   #207
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hahaha class story,what a lifestyle in thailand
Thanks trying to make the most of my tie here while I can, they making the visa stuff pretty tough these days

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Haha omg. Any pics? Asking for a friend
Will work on it!

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dude do you bang those pattaya hookers without condom?
nice story and nice blog.
keep updating
I use to be a straight up always 100% use a condom, then I had a few times where they've jumped on without one (I'd always get checked a few weeks later when that occurred) Now after meeting so many Pattaya regs they just kinda laugh at me if I use one, they just say how you can clear Gonorrhea and Chlamydia or w/e with a few pills and HIV is pretty hard to get from a girl.

So far I've been fine and never caught anything, I stick to a few regular girls now though bar the odd exception (that I would normally use a condom for.) I am in no way advocating not to use a condom though.

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awesome stories as always
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Old 08-10-2018, 06:52 AM   #208
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Re: Thailand Adventure

" they just say how you can clear Gonorrhea and Chlamydia or w/e with a few pills and HIV is pretty hard to get from a girl. "

Dude lmfao use a condom.

Thats the most retarded thing ive ever read You still dont wanna catch HPV, herpes or some other virus


Great updates!
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Old 08-10-2018, 07:48 AM   #209
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Re: Thailand Adventure

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Dude lmfao use a condom.
X 1000

and you missed Hepatitis and Syphilis off your list

and...seriously??


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HIV is pretty hard to get from a girl.
...wtf?

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So far I've been fine and never caught anything
....you'd think a poker player could get his head round variation ??
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Old 08-10-2018, 08:04 AM   #210
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Telling a degen to use a condom is like telling a crackhead to not do crack.

Anyway fun story as always.
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Old 08-10-2018, 08:39 AM   #211
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The GTO way to do it is just after the girl has been checked - or just before she gets checked and you can inadvertently get yourself check at the same time
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Old 08-10-2018, 12:21 PM   #212
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Sad.
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Old 08-10-2018, 09:37 PM   #213
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Telling a degen to use a condom is like telling a crackhead to not do crack.

Anyway fun story as always.
At least you remember the hats
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Old 08-10-2018, 09:52 PM   #214
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tbh the chance of catching HIV from male female vaginal sex is like 1 in 40,000 if she has it, so you are fine to roll the dice imo
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Old 08-12-2018, 05:18 PM   #215
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its never fine to roll the dice Rich!! but happy b-day legend lml
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Old Yesterday, 03:28 PM   #216
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Haha omg. Any pics? Asking for a friend
The fit one I ended up with (deffo looks worse in photos):




The one that promised me her ass:

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