Just finished Month 5 of my CFP deal with D7
Result +$10,283.53
Total so far +$45,991.70
Played more hands this month than normal, I did so because freerolled me a 5% bonus.
I started off the month playing good, but then the wheels seemed to come off at 200 and I felt like I was playign poorly throughout the middle of the month. Luckily it was the other way around at 500, finally put in a reasonable amount of volume (15k), it started off badly and then after a few realisations the results go straight up
Gonna work through what I was doing wrong at 200 with the coaches, I feel like its a lot of levelling myself and being way too much of a station. Can't complain at the net result, but there's a lot of room for improvement for sure.
1st April I moved condo, from a relatively quiet rural area of Bangkok, living on my own to a giant 3 bedroom condo in the heart of Nana, the biggest dejen area around. The condo/pool/area is awesome (pics to follow at some point). There's now 3 of us living together so it's gonna be a lot of fun over the next 6 months.
I've changed the name of my 'sex diary' to my 'tallyhoe'
This month was kinda quiet with just 6 girls. Only 2 hookers this time though.
My brother has recently broken up with his fiancee, so I suggested a trip to Thailand, he arrived on the 3rd and is staying until the 27th, loads of other guys also jumped on the bandwagon, so another guy we're friends with has joined us for 2 weeks, another guy arrives today until 27th and then one more comes around the 14th. So lots of plans to go out have fun and travel Thailand until the end of April, so poker will be on hold slightly.
Now for the best dejen story of all time:
Brother and friend that shall not be name arrives (let's call him Aaron.) They are both off recent fiancee break ups, so I take them to the go go bars on the first night here. For those that don't know about go go bars, they are basically strip clubs, where buying a girl a drink for $5 gets you an 'extreme' lap dance, and you can sleep with them for about $75. About 6 of us go out and we are having a good time, but like most tourists in Bangkok, they kinda want to see a ladyboy, so we agree to have one drink in the ladyboy bar. There's a couple of LB bars in nana, some of them are post-op bars where there all need to of had the chop to work there.
Once inside most of us are pretty uncomfortable, although one of my american friends here does not give a ****' and was quite happily getting a dance.
Aaron want to know what all the fuss was bout, so as soon as I figure out which one he preferred I called one over and s/he say next to him. The LB is just trying to negotiate a price to bang, and is offering itself for around $40. Aaron is wasted and I try to intervene, speak over him and ask 'do you have a cock', 'yes, I have a cock'. I think Aaron might have miss heard... 'Ok, no cock that's fine then, right?'
I have to say, I have absolutely no idea what the right answer was to that question, most of me wanted to agree just see what happened, but I didn't wanna lie to him. I smiled and I had to turn away laughing almost uncontrollably to myself. No one else knew what was going on and they agreed a price! I text my other friends there so they knew what was going on and they all start cracking up. Me being the terrible person I am, then tell him he has to pay before he leaves (he doesn't) I just figured if he was committed he might be too far gone. I fully expected an angry Aaron back in about 15 minutes demanding i pay the $40, and I was fully prepared to!
30 minutes passes... we now all agree that something must of happened, he has been too long.
Aaron gets back and we meet him outside. He has slightly red eyes, like he had been crying and just looks at me and says 'I'm so angry at you' as a group we laugh it off, but then the group of LBs outside the bar start teasing him, 'She **** him! She **** him!' They keep saying... He turns away in denial. We talk to him and the LBs and the full story is something like this...
She gives him a BJ, he goes in the shower and comes out erect, he is super angry when he see's here dick, but feels too committed, tries to **** her in the ass and can't because he can't deal with her dick flopping around, he goes soft and then she tells him not to worry, turns him over and starts to **** him. Now the ending to the story is different depending on who you ask, the LBs say she finished in his mouth, he says he doesn't want to talk about it, but says she didn't finish.
Either way a good first night in Bangkok