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03-10-2017 , 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by PotLuckNeeded
I just got back from Cambodia myself. Great night life, poker, guitar and happy pizza is the way to go. I once lived in Thailand, now it's more my vacation spot when I stay in Philippines. Great life, enjoy.
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Originally Posted by bonsaiooo
in, gl mate~
Thanks guys

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Originally Posted by XFlopRRiver
Pretty nice results, wp.
I arrive in bangkok in two days.. tips? beaches to hit up?
Really really depends what you want to do... I wouldn't really consider myself a tourist, I'm just here for the cheapness, warmth and girls. I would highly recommend visiting some of the island (not samui, it's ****), If you like dejen stuff go to Pattaya, which is not far from BKK.
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04-07-2017 , 02:15 AM
Just finished Month 5 of my CFP deal with D7

Result +$10,283.53




Total so far +$45,991.70

Played more hands this month than normal, I did so because freerolled me a 5% bonus.

I started off the month playing good, but then the wheels seemed to come off at 200 and I felt like I was playign poorly throughout the middle of the month. Luckily it was the other way around at 500, finally put in a reasonable amount of volume (15k), it started off badly and then after a few realisations the results go straight up Gonna work through what I was doing wrong at 200 with the coaches, I feel like its a lot of levelling myself and being way too much of a station. Can't complain at the net result, but there's a lot of room for improvement for sure.



1st April I moved condo, from a relatively quiet rural area of Bangkok, living on my own to a giant 3 bedroom condo in the heart of Nana, the biggest dejen area around. The condo/pool/area is awesome (pics to follow at some point). There's now 3 of us living together so it's gonna be a lot of fun over the next 6 months.

I've changed the name of my 'sex diary' to my 'tallyhoe'

This month was kinda quiet with just 6 girls. Only 2 hookers this time though.

My brother has recently broken up with his fiancee, so I suggested a trip to Thailand, he arrived on the 3rd and is staying until the 27th, loads of other guys also jumped on the bandwagon, so another guy we're friends with has joined us for 2 weeks, another guy arrives today until 27th and then one more comes around the 14th. So lots of plans to go out have fun and travel Thailand until the end of April, so poker will be on hold slightly.

Now for the best dejen story of all time:

Brother and friend that shall not be name arrives (let's call him Aaron.) They are both off recent fiancee break ups, so I take them to the go go bars on the first night here. For those that don't know about go go bars, they are basically strip clubs, where buying a girl a drink for $5 gets you an 'extreme' lap dance, and you can sleep with them for about $75. About 6 of us go out and we are having a good time, but like most tourists in Bangkok, they kinda want to see a ladyboy, so we agree to have one drink in the ladyboy bar. There's a couple of LB bars in nana, some of them are post-op bars where there all need to of had the chop to work there.

Once inside most of us are pretty uncomfortable, although one of my american friends here does not give a ****' and was quite happily getting a dance.

Aaron want to know what all the fuss was bout, so as soon as I figure out which one he preferred I called one over and s/he say next to him. The LB is just trying to negotiate a price to bang, and is offering itself for around $40. Aaron is wasted and I try to intervene, speak over him and ask 'do you have a cock', 'yes, I have a cock'. I think Aaron might have miss heard... 'Ok, no cock that's fine then, right?'

I have to say, I have absolutely no idea what the right answer was to that question, most of me wanted to agree just see what happened, but I didn't wanna lie to him. I smiled and I had to turn away laughing almost uncontrollably to myself. No one else knew what was going on and they agreed a price! I text my other friends there so they knew what was going on and they all start cracking up. Me being the terrible person I am, then tell him he has to pay before he leaves (he doesn't) I just figured if he was committed he might be too far gone. I fully expected an angry Aaron back in about 15 minutes demanding i pay the $40, and I was fully prepared to!

30 minutes passes... we now all agree that something must of happened, he has been too long.

Aaron gets back and we meet him outside. He has slightly red eyes, like he had been crying and just looks at me and says 'I'm so angry at you' as a group we laugh it off, but then the group of LBs outside the bar start teasing him, 'She **** him! She **** him!' They keep saying... He turns away in denial. We talk to him and the LBs and the full story is something like this...

She gives him a BJ, he goes in the shower and comes out erect, he is super angry when he see's here dick, but feels too committed, tries to **** her in the ass and can't because he can't deal with her dick flopping around, he goes soft and then she tells him not to worry, turns him over and starts to **** him. Now the ending to the story is different depending on who you ask, the LBs say she finished in his mouth, he says he doesn't want to talk about it, but says she didn't finish.

Either way a good first night in Bangkok
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04-07-2017 , 03:48 AM
Lmao, scarred for life! I had a similar experience with a friend out there years ago! Some of them really are hard to tell the difference! sick results also!
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04-07-2017 , 04:51 AM
lol jesus
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04-07-2017 , 05:10 AM
wtf lol

not a big fan of the lady boys but each for there own a guess
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04-07-2017 , 06:04 AM
lol I don't get how he's gone from angry she's got a dick but feels committed to full blown getting rammed in the @ss and completion in mouth Mia khalifa style.
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04-07-2017 , 06:22 AM
Lol that story cracked me up, amazing.
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04-07-2017 , 07:55 AM
tbf, you don't take a large ladyboy dick up the pooper if you aren't already pretty used to anal sex.

likely scenario is that he wanted a ladyboy with a dick from the get go and enjoyed himself but you guys are making him act out this fake denial.
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04-08-2017 , 05:16 AM
Wtfff ginge!
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04-08-2017 , 05:48 AM
lmaoooo
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04-13-2017 , 06:02 AM
all laughing aside...um..you guys do realize lady boys have the highest percentage of HIV and or STD infections right?..tell aaron to go to samitivej or bumrungrad please..
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04-13-2017 , 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted by botsonparty
tbf, you don't take a large ladyboy dick up the pooper if you aren't already pretty used to anal sex.

likely scenario is that he wanted a ladyboy with a dick from the get go and enjoyed himself but you guys are making him act out this fake denial.
Have to agree, seems like it escalated way to fast (and easy). Like taking it from behind is by far the worst I can imagine, like getting a HJ or even BJ whatever.. but damn he sure felt committed to get some value.

Also I would take this to the grave, IMO this does not qualify as a 'fun', 'cool' or 'degen' story you share with your buddies to have a laugh.
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04-13-2017 , 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Richard Sheils
Just finished Month 5 of my CFP deal with D7

Result +$10,283.53




Total so far +$45,991.70

Played more hands this month than normal, I did so because freerolled me a 5% bonus.

I started off the month playing good, but then the wheels seemed to come off at 200 and I felt like I was playign poorly throughout the middle of the month. Luckily it was the other way around at 500, finally put in a reasonable amount of volume (15k), it started off badly and then after a few realisations the results go straight up Gonna work through what I was doing wrong at 200 with the coaches, I feel like its a lot of levelling myself and being way too much of a station. Can't complain at the net result, but there's a lot of room for improvement for sure.



1st April I moved condo, from a relatively quiet rural area of Bangkok, living on my own to a giant 3 bedroom condo in the heart of Nana, the biggest dejen area around. The condo/pool/area is awesome (pics to follow at some point). There's now 3 of us living together so it's gonna be a lot of fun over the next 6 months.

I've changed the name of my 'sex diary' to my 'tallyhoe'

This month was kinda quiet with just 6 girls. Only 2 hookers this time though.

My brother has recently broken up with his fiancee, so I suggested a trip to Thailand, he arrived on the 3rd and is staying until the 27th, loads of other guys also jumped on the bandwagon, so another guy we're friends with has joined us for 2 weeks, another guy arrives today until 27th and then one more comes around the 14th. So lots of plans to go out have fun and travel Thailand until the end of April, so poker will be on hold slightly.

Now for the best dejen story of all time:

Brother and friend that shall not be name arrives (let's call him Aaron.) They are both off recent fiancee break ups, so I take them to the go go bars on the first night here. For those that don't know about go go bars, they are basically strip clubs, where buying a girl a drink for $5 gets you an 'extreme' lap dance, and you can sleep with them for about $75. About 6 of us go out and we are having a good time, but like most tourists in Bangkok, they kinda want to see a ladyboy, so we agree to have one drink in the ladyboy bar. There's a couple of LB bars in nana, some of them are post-op bars where there all need to of had the chop to work there.

Once inside most of us are pretty uncomfortable, although one of my american friends here does not give a ****' and was quite happily getting a dance.

Aaron want to know what all the fuss was bout, so as soon as I figure out which one he preferred I called one over and s/he say next to him. The LB is just trying to negotiate a price to bang, and is offering itself for around $40. Aaron is wasted and I try to intervene, speak over him and ask 'do you have a cock', 'yes, I have a cock'. I think Aaron might have miss heard... 'Ok, no cock that's fine then, right?'

I have to say, I have absolutely no idea what the right answer was to that question, most of me wanted to agree just see what happened, but I didn't wanna lie to him. I smiled and I had to turn away laughing almost uncontrollably to myself. No one else knew what was going on and they agreed a price! I text my other friends there so they knew what was going on and they all start cracking up. Me being the terrible person I am, then tell him he has to pay before he leaves (he doesn't) I just figured if he was committed he might be too far gone. I fully expected an angry Aaron back in about 15 minutes demanding i pay the $40, and I was fully prepared to!

30 minutes passes... we now all agree that something must of happened, he has been too long.

Aaron gets back and we meet him outside. He has slightly red eyes, like he had been crying and just looks at me and says 'I'm so angry at you' as a group we laugh it off, but then the group of LBs outside the bar start teasing him, 'She **** him! She **** him!' They keep saying... He turns away in denial. We talk to him and the LBs and the full story is something like this...

She gives him a BJ, he goes in the shower and comes out erect, he is super angry when he see's here dick, but feels too committed, tries to **** her in the ass and can't because he can't deal with her dick flopping around, he goes soft and then she tells him not to worry, turns him over and starts to **** him. Now the ending to the story is different depending on who you ask, the LBs say she finished in his mouth, he says he doesn't want to talk about it, but says she didn't finish.

Either way a good first night in Bangkok

A-*****-MAZING ARRIVAL!!!! ;D
LOOKS LIKE MY DESTINATION FOR THE SUMMER-TRIP IS SET IN STONE! xD
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04-13-2017 , 01:16 PM
subbed, also I PMed you
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04-14-2017 , 02:32 PM
So turns out the first story was the tip of the iceberg...

Another friend had flown over to join us so now there is 6 of us in the same apartment for a few weeks. Plans to go to Cambodia, enjoy Songkran (Thai New Year) and go to visit the islands.

We had a few 'normal' nights out with drinking at various spots in BKK.

One night we were out on Khao San Road, a cheap spot to drink and there are lots of backpackers an hotels. Aaron, or LB hunter, really must have a thing for them, as I swear he skipped every normal girl and spoke to them. At one point I pulled him away and said, yo it's a ladyboy, but the girl in question was convincing me she wasn't and tbh I believed her, maybe she just went ott on the make up that night. Aaron was happy that I didn't think it was a LB and was now negotiating a price, she even told him that if she had a dick he didn't have to pay. A thai girl we were with told me she was 100% a LB, I kinda think it wasn;t but I relayed the message to Aaron and he baked out last minute. The LB was tilted and they have the worst tempers, she wanted to know what happened last minute to ruin her sale. I explain and she flipped out, attacking the thai girl we were with and everyone that tried to defend her. It was brutal, hair pulling scratching, the lot! It was broken up and the potential LB disappeared.

A few nights later it was time to take 'Aaron' back to meet 'Kevin' (the name we gave the LB).

Kevin was pleased to see him! S/he wanted round 2, but I don't think it was gonna happen. We made sure we got photos this time. I think Aaron was quite traumatised to see her whilst still relatively sober, yep it definitely looks like a man.

The group slowly makes it way home as we have a flight to catch at 6:30am the next day to Cambodia, but Aaron and the new guy... we'll call 'Matt' and my brother stayed out slightly longer, maybe looking to take a girl home. Matt is completely against hookers, but he found a loophole! A girl he met, had said she was willing to go home with him, but someone would have to pay 1k ($28) for the LB she was with... Luckily for him he had Aaron!

Long story short, there's 6 of us in the living room and 2 girls... We are all still drunk and it's about 3am. We have to be out the condo at 4.30am to catch the flight. Aaron is being convinced to have a LB massage and another friend is offering to pay so Matt can have a freebie from the real girl.

Aaron didn't need much convincing and after they all have showers is now in the master bathroom, doing his thang. Everything need to be done in around 40 mins, and now Matt's freebie is claiming they don't have enough time to enjoy the experience... Which he is now pretty annoyed about. He essentially tells her if nothing is happening then she should leave. Aaron had been in the bathroom around 2-5 minutes, so Matt says they should both just leave. Aaron seems ok with that too.

But the LB is furious... she wants her money... But nothing has happened and Matt didn't get anything? And nor did Aaron. But if you don't know, LB have the worst tempers. It was kicking off. Matt tried to get them both out of the building, and the LB was making a phone call to god knows who.

The don't want to leave, but he manages to get them outside and get himself back in the flat. We think it's all over until about 20 minutes later we here a thundering knock at the door, I have to admit I did **** myself a little bit. Aaron hid behind a ****ing curtain...

The LB had arrived with a pimp, they were still demanding money. We didn't back down though, we told them we aren't paying and we aren't coming out. They knew we were leaving for a flight soon and they told us they would wait for us outside.

At this point I wish we/they had just paid the goddam money.

We were all ready for a fight, but luckily for us no one was waiting. But who knows what state the apartment was gonna be in when we got back?!

More later.
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04-14-2017 , 02:39 PM
Arron and Kevin

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04-14-2017 , 03:03 PM
How do you tell them apart? The one above look very convincingly female.
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04-14-2017 , 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by fast11375
How do you tell them apart? The one above look very convincingly female.
That's nothing...

Here's me and Michelle

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04-14-2017 , 04:41 PM
Ugh, maybe I'm being results oriented, but those two are very obviously LBs
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04-15-2017 , 12:18 AM
subbed man sick thread gl
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04-15-2017 , 01:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Chaos_ult
Ugh, maybe I'm being results oriented, but those two are very obviously LBs
Maybe I should get some pics from tinder and we can play LB or not LB in the thread?
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04-15-2017 , 03:30 AM
Are you living in Bangkok? Nice thread.. please keep it going!
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04-15-2017 , 03:54 AM
epic thread haha loving the stories, going to thailand this summer to grind/chill hoping to avoid the ladyboys tho... lol.
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04-15-2017 , 04:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Richard Sheils
Maybe I should get some pics from tinder and we can play LB or not LB in the thread?
do itttt
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04-15-2017 , 08:24 AM
Legendary thread, subbed.

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Originally Posted by Chaos_ult
Ugh, maybe I'm being results oriented, but those two are very obviously LBs
+1...I think?
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