Ahhhhhhhhh ****, I did it again You know how it goes : you go out, down a few drinks, a few shooters - lots -. time flies but then calms to a halt when you see her : her sexy, (alarmingly) big boobs, that butt that you want to take from behind, those lonnnnnng legs... You don't even think about it when there might be a trace of low pitch in her voice, you just dance with her, start kissing, down some more booze, more shooters, make out on the dance floor... At 7am, you don't think of much, outside of ****ing until the end of times Until morning comes, that is...

You wake up with a MASSIVE migraine, turn left, see the naked (corpse) body lying beside you, lift up the blankets and smile at the massive/eatable boobs, continue scrolling down to see... you guessed it, a ****ing penis hanging there FML Why do I always do this Oh shyt, whatever, I guess... You wake her (it) up, find a polite excuse to kick them the **** out of the apartment, and you move on with life, I guess...

OK, this a goals and challenge thread, so here are a few :

- To not go broke here in Asia. I am down to my last 2k and don't know if I can still squeeze out some money out of poker

- Just survive... Yeah, survive, you know, as I shyt as hell don't want to go back to Trumpland

That's it for now.

**** it im in

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Solid opening

Pretty sure BBV4L is where this belongs, but so long as it continues, I absolutely don't care.

'I did it again'

Have you ever considered that you're gay? Because if you make those 'mistakes' over and over again. Well, you know?

The past couple of days have been a haze... I mean, I am aware of my surroundings (now), aware of typing these words, of the beer sitting beside my laptop (that I am desperately trying not to spill on this keyboard ,) but yesterday and the previous night remain blurry as **** (and let's not speak of that LB again, shall we not ). Since I woke up still drunk this morning, I might be 5-8 drinks away from being comatose/blackout again But whatever, all I am asking for this time around, is to bring back a hot chick to bang with nothing ****ing hanging in between her legs

To be continued...

Who the f are you (stars sn)?
How long you been in Asia (presuming Thailand)?
What games do you play (presuming you actually play poker for a living)?
Is it not considered a bonus that you actually wake up to these dongers and not to a stolen wallet?

moar plz

Ehhhhhh, I feel like absolute, total, utter, uber crap Sure, the past 3 nights have been amazing (at least the parts I remember), yet here I am, lying in my bed with the BIGGEST ****ing migraine the world has encountered Worst yet, I will probably be curled up in bed like a ****ing baby for the next 3 days, fml

At least the one I got yesterday was hot. Petite. And a girl. So tiny and cute that she had almost 0% chance of ending being a ladyboy The thing is about small Asian women, is you can bang them like no tomorrow, pound them non-stop, fill them up with joy It is not like I have the biggest dick in the world, but above average, and definitely large enough to fill up a petite girl's appetite (and make her scream out of joy!!!).


cool bro

Thx mate

Not sure how long I will spew my degen stories in this thread, but let's see...

I will leave those labels for you, but definitely am not out seeking to end up with a LB

2 years in Asia, came here with just over 4k to my name (now down to under 2k ). Stars!?! Who the **** still plays on Stars!?! I play low stakes cash games on a European site and looking to get back on Party with this new RB of 20-50%+ they got going now As far as my SN goes, you won't get it, as I want to remain anonymous [SPOIL]you think this is only my ****ing third post on 2 + 2 [/SPOIL]

sure, why not

Cool beans chap. I'm looking at making transitions across sites and countries myself.

You defo think the other sites are easier than Stars for cash then?

The thing that all the near-busto poker pros here in Asia won't tell you, is that we feel empty... That **** gets old fast, that that cute Asian tight butt has lost some of its appeal, that vagina, some of its juice, that stuff like "not working for the MAN" is a load of crap or "beating the game" doesn't feel like quite the accomplishment anymore. Truth be told, we get drunk, **** different women every week, to not look inside... Because it is ****ing dark and empty inside, a dark basement with ****ing monsters roaming everywhere.

This said, I am going out tonight, getting completely ****-faced, will drink until the end of time and bring back a petite, horny girl to bang till sunrise... and them some

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