This is a challenge for PROFESSIONALS only. You MUST be a sponsored player.

First off, sick of seeing, badly dressed, unshaven slobs, sitting at a poker table, playing $50,000 buy-ins, dressed in $100 dollars worth of clothes. Clothes that look like they were pulled out of the dirty laundry pile.

Dressing like ****, looking like ****, does not, make you "tough" or "cool".

Anyways, here's the challenge

$50,000 heads up. $25,000 for me, $25,000 for you, of YOUR money. Pick the blinds, I don't care.
Live or online. We play when I choose. There is a casino within walking distance of me or you pay my flight and hotel also.
If you win your $25,000 back, you can call yourself a "pro"
If I bust you, I keep ALL the money and you retire from poker for ever. I also take over your sponsorship since you won't need it anymore.

If playing live, the following rules will be in place:
No "cosplay" allowed.
You must shave.
You must shower that day.
You must wear a clean 3 piece suit.
No eating at the table.
No acting like a complete jackass if you win some chips. (over reacting to wins will be an immediate forfeit of your remaining money and immediate loss)


Ask an admin for my email address to contact me. I will not be checking forum replies, since most will come from broke butt hurt nerds, trying to diminish my abilities before even letting me prove myself.

Good luck. Any challenger will sorely need it.

wow.. you are something else sir. do you parents take you seriously? at 31?

You put $50K on the floor. I have a quarter. I will flip it. You pay me $2,500 for a flipping fee (this is separate from the $50K and nonrefundable). Heads I win the $50K from you, tails you lose the $50K to me. Also, the quarter must be returned to me. If I do not receive the quarter back within 75 seconds of my having begun to flip it, then you owe me an additional $37,000,01.52.


Give me money and a lot of it and make sure you wear a tuxedo while you do it.