ladies and gentlemen,

say hello to your future WCOOP Event 45 Champion!!!!

MENAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That's kind of you thanks

yet to win a flip in Finland in an mtt

so annoying to bust the 1k. but w/e

today im going to show so much heart again. Can I bink something today?

Just going to grind my ass off again today. SO MUCH HEART. WHO ELSE HAS THIS HEART?!

gl blakkman u can ship whatever i dont today

LFG VAMOVAMOOOOOOOOOO

Recieved! tyty can I write down "professional comedian" on my resume now?

Made the stars sn before 2p2 account garlic yum was the human verifaction code when I regged here

id stick it on there mate!!!

ah ok i think i understand

1 table left. got 3rd in 11R for 2.5k so happy

had some funny hands today lol but wont post cos they are bad beat ones ahha

as long as there funny cos people have punted so hard to u then i think the fans should see

"muslim man: my wife called me a peadophile today.... i thought , well thats a pretty big word for a 7 year old" LOL had to post that glglgl get a coop won its easy every1s doin it

D: hahahahah ok then shouldnt be a problem!

6th in the 11R after going 1/6.

Then it seemed to play itself :/

I feel really odd right now.

I am going to outslurp all you lickers tonight!!

VAMOOOOOOOOOO

jewish kid: dad can i have 50p?
dad: 40p?! what do you want 30p for?
fine, here's 20p, share it with your brother.
and bring me back the change.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I know she will come crawling back to me.

If God is black and we are supposedly his children then makes it sense that we never see him.

Women may be able to fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Sunday plan:

Grind my face off, play everything, crush everything.

Monday+Tuesday:

As many SNGs as I can and less mtts. Will have to spend an afternoon in town but apart from that try and get in a decent amount of games.

SUNDAY BINK HUGE

WEEK BINK SMALL

lets start off tomorrow.. vamooooooo

gl everyone but i will outslurp you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How tempted by the ME are you?

It's one of the few FT's missing from your CV!

haha it sure is!!

but not tempted at all! way too much $$$ for a punt from me, probably very decent field too!

There are a few other things Id be happy shipping today

(Ive planned to win the Milli, bigger 55 and bigger 5.)

this is slightly tongue in cheek, only slightly though

I do have a massive massive desire to be crushing so hard in 2016. On the surface it might seem like I am regressing into retirement but I can assure you I am not. I believe there is a 95% chance that I will outright win a SCOOP in 2016.

SO MUCH HEART SO MUCH FCUKING HEART BOYS

QUACK

quack infkndeed

Tomorrow doing a mini challenge.

Starting with $10 BR. Playing any HU SNGs (and HU MTTs)

challenge is to get to the highest end bankroll before I go to sleep.

OBV no bankroll management rules required so can play any buyins I want.

Everytime I go busto, I need to record it and I lose $30 from my "score". The challange is seeing how high I can get my "score". I will play this challenge with a friend. The loser must do 500 body squats before bed.

Starting score $7,050.

I don't enjoy doing this but in the last 2 weeks I have run worse on stars than I can remember. Just felt I needed to say MTTs have been just hilarious in how I have been busting. Can't believe some of it. Won't stop me carving new a$$holes in you lot next week though!

OK Gl me tomorrow. and gl to you too. I wont be playing you

Friends Starting score is $575

does that mean ur friend is that much better than you?

pretty much!

last minute FREEROLL.

Closest guess to my $EV at the end of the challenge (excluding the 30$ busto fines and RB) gets 10$

im getting poor so its only 10$ sorry.

but a freeroll is a freeroll right?

also I made a F amazing spotify playlist today for grinding with HEART.

its so epic

https://open.spotify.com/user/115684...qshuyyiiwq2yHl

7777

I read your challenge twice and still dont understand i

$3.5


Edit: getting poor is not allowed!