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09-17-2015, 09:50 PM
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#676
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veteran
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Turning bluffs into bluffcatchers
Posts: 2,756
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Re: Solid's 2015
not going to moan further but i ran liek a cnut today
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09-17-2015, 10:25 PM
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#677
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 3,921
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Re: Solid's 2015
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Originally Posted by watergun7
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster… Now it doesn't work.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand up.
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hahahaha i love your sense of humor
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09-17-2015, 10:38 PM
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#678
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veteran
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Turning bluffs into bluffcatchers
Posts: 2,756
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Re: Solid's 2015
So tomorrow I will 1 table the 530$ 6Max
so freeroll will have to be an easy one...
25 HU hypers
10 6Max sngs!
100$
Again its jokes for the win, need them to make sure I win this 6Max
jokes + Zooey pictures will be um, appreciated and i might also find the jokes funnier.
watchign family guy now then sleep
on the bright side I did 2 workouts today
so feeling pretty huge!
managed 6 chin ups and 6 pull ups consecutively with a 10kg vest on. Did a few sets. Would be good to be able to do sets of 10 and not 6
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09-18-2015, 02:09 AM
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#679
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old hand
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: scotland
Posts: 1,683
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Re: Solid's 2015
LOL epic jokes love the cut to the core shock value ones that every one rolls there eyes at.....
'A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out during confession, asks an older priest what he should give a c0cksuker
"Oh," says the older priest, "give the alter boy a dollar or so, if you feel like it. Personally, I never give them more than fifty cents."
GL op hope you crush a coop (flex)
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09-18-2015, 05:51 AM
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#680
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Stoke, England.
Posts: 3,659
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Re: Solid's 2015
A 14 year old boy named Timmy arrives home from school and is greeted by his mother.
"What did you get up to today Timmy?"
"Mother, today I had sex with the teacher" Timmy proudly proclaims.
"I beg your pardon!?!? What did you just say!???"
"Mother, today at school I had sex with the teacher" Timmy reiterates with pride.
Shocked at what she's just heard Timmy's mother sends him to his room and paces around, unable to quite grasp what her son has just told her.
A short while later Timmy's father arrives home. By now Timmy's mother has had a short while to process what she's just heard.
"What's the matter dear?" the father enquires.
"I CAN'T EVEN REPEAT THIS FILTH, GET UP STAIRS AND SPEAK TO YOUR SON!"
Timmy's father, desperate to understand why his wife is so upset and angry, quickly runs up the stairs to speak with Timmy.
"What's been going on son?"
"Father, today I had sex with the teacher!" he once again regales with pride.
"IS THIS TRUE!?!?"
"Yes father it is true!" says Timmy expressing clear joy.
At this point Timmy's father let's out a small sigh of relief and smirks before slowly and quietly closing Timmy's bedroom door.
He then walks over to Timmy's bed, sits beside him and puts one arm over his son's shoulder.
"Listen son" he quietly begins "your mother is very angry about this little incident and I'm going to have to look like I'm angry too otherwise I'll be in big trouble, but between me and you champ I'm actually really proud of you!"
At this point the father and son beam smiles towards one another.
"So, come on then mate" the father continues "spill the beans! How was it??"
"Ye it was pretty good dad" says Timmy, a wide grin appearing on his face as he recalls the experience.
"OOO though " the grin now replaced by a grimace as Timmy leans forward and reaches round to the base of his spine "It didn't half give me a sore arse."
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09-18-2015, 07:44 AM
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#681
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: LOLdonkaments
Posts: 13,084
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Re: Solid's 2015
Lol std Shelly
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09-18-2015, 08:53 AM
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#682
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veteran
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 2,768
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Re: Solid's 2015
Your joke game is WEAK blackkman.
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09-18-2015, 09:21 AM
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#683
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veteran
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 2,768
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Re: Solid's 2015
What do you get if you cross Islam with Judaism? No more jokes about the profit.
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09-18-2015, 09:24 AM
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#684
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veteran
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Turning bluffs into bluffcatchers
Posts: 2,756
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Re: Solid's 2015
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Originally Posted by squire1888
LOL epic jokes love the cut to the core shock value ones that every one rolls there eyes at.....
'A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out during confession, asks an older priest what he should give a c0cksuker
"Oh," says the older priest, "give the alter boy a dollar or so, if you feel like it. Personally, I never give them more than fifty cents."
GL op hope you crush a coop (flex)
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haha ty 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShellysAshes
A 14 year old boy named Timmy arrives home from school and is greeted by his mother.
"What did you get up to today Timmy?"
"Mother, today I had sex with the teacher" Timmy proudly proclaims.
"I beg your pardon!?!? What did you just say!???"
"Mother, today at school I had sex with the teacher" Timmy reiterates with pride.
Shocked at what she's just heard Timmy's mother sends him to his room and paces around, unable to quite grasp what her son has just told her.
A short while later Timmy's father arrives home. By now Timmy's mother has had a short while to process what she's just heard.
"What's the matter dear?" the father enquires.
"I CAN'T EVEN REPEAT THIS FILTH, GET UP STAIRS AND SPEAK TO YOUR SON!"
Timmy's father, desperate to understand why his wife is so upset and angry, quickly runs up the stairs to speak with Timmy.
"What's been going on son?"
"Father, today I had sex with the teacher!" he once again regales with pride.
"IS THIS TRUE!?!?"
"Yes father it is true!" says Timmy expressing clear joy.
At this point Timmy's father let's out a small sigh of relief and smirks before slowly and quietly closing Timmy's bedroom door.
He then walks over to Timmy's bed, sits beside him and puts one arm over his son's shoulder.
"Listen son" he quietly begins "your mother is very angry about this little incident and I'm going to have to look like I'm angry too otherwise I'll be in big trouble, but between me and you champ I'm actually really proud of you!"
At this point the father and son beam smiles towards one another.
"So, come on then mate" the father continues "spill the beans! How was it??"
"Ye it was pretty good dad" says Timmy, a wide grin appearing on his face as he recalls the experience.
"OOO though " the grin now replaced by a grimace as Timmy leans forward and reaches round to the base of his spine "It didn't half give me a sore arse."
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the naughty ones are the best!
Quote:
Originally Posted by blakkman08
Lol std Shelly
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Quote:
Originally Posted by watergun7
Your joke game is WEAK blackkman.
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Firstly, playign 3 more WCOOP, a 1k and 2 500s
the 6max today and then I need to earn another 6.6k VPPs before the 24th so I can buy the last 530 ticket.
ok gl everyone today i gotta do another workout then
"grind"
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09-18-2015, 10:48 AM
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#685
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centurion
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 141
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Re: Solid's 2015
subbed to this madness
Quack Quack: you're dead
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09-19-2015, 11:15 AM
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#686
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veteran
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Turning bluffs into bluffcatchers
Posts: 2,756
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Re: Solid's 2015
ok so i didnt post a freeroll yesterday
but in my head it was this:
10 6MAX sngs
25 HU hypers.
i lost
so 50$ to shelly and 50$ to garlic for jokes and general contribution!
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09-19-2015, 11:38 AM
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#687
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: hugecashes heaven
Posts: 7,854
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Re: Solid's 2015
Why are you not playing any tournies?
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09-19-2015, 12:05 PM
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#688
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veteran
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Turning bluffs into bluffcatchers
Posts: 2,756
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Re: Solid's 2015
today? or yesterday?
il play some mtts tonight
i played the 530 shootout yesterday
whats ur stars name shelly?
Last edited by Solidthought; 09-19-2015 at 12:06 PM.
Reason: need to ship the dollar dollar dollar
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09-19-2015, 12:43 PM
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#689
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: hugecashes heaven
Posts: 7,854
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Re: Solid's 2015
Havent seen you around so wondered if you changed mtts to hu and hypers. 
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09-19-2015, 01:48 PM
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#690
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veteran
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Turning bluffs into bluffcatchers
Posts: 2,756
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Re: Solid's 2015
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Originally Posted by DanteA
Havent seen you around so wondered if you changed mtts to hu and hypers. |
naa im just messing around -
still been getting deep in the stuff I play 
FT that 3R 2 days ago
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09-19-2015, 02:19 PM
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#691
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veteran
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Turning bluffs into bluffcatchers
Posts: 2,756
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Re: Solid's 2015
Personal goal: 7300k VPPs before 24th
Grinding:
Sunday,
Tues,
Wednesday,
OK LETS DO THIS
2.5K VPPs right now.
I WILL BE IN EVERY GAME
vamooooooooooo
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09-19-2015, 02:33 PM
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#692
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newbie
Join Date: Jan 2015
Location: Always Tilting At Windmills
Posts: 49
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Re: Solid's 2015
why did the duck get arrested?
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09-19-2015, 03:20 PM
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#693
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Stoke, England.
Posts: 3,659
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Re: Solid's 2015
Quote:
Originally Posted by Solidthought
ok so i didnt post a freeroll yesterday
but in my head it was this:
10 6MAX sngs
25 HU hypers.
i lost
so 50$ to shelly and 50$ to garlic for jokes and general contribution!
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Amazing! This is one of the happiest days of my life!!
ShellysAshes on stars (stoke city badge avatar)
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09-19-2015, 04:11 PM
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#694
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veteran
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Pesky idiot from northern Europe
Posts: 3,056
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Re: Solid's 2015
Quote:
Originally Posted by Solidthought
ok so i didnt post a freeroll yesterday
but in my head it was this:
10 6MAX sngs
25 HU hypers.
i lost
so 50$ to shelly and 50$ to garlic for jokes and general contribution!
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09-20-2015, 06:17 AM
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#695
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Stoke, England.
Posts: 3,659
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Re: Solid's 2015
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09-20-2015, 08:55 AM
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#696
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veteran
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Turning bluffs into bluffcatchers
Posts: 2,756
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Re: Solid's 2015
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShellysAshes
Amazing! This is one of the happiest days of my life!!
ShellysAshes on stars (stoke city badge avatar) |
haha
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09-20-2015, 08:56 AM
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#697
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veteran
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Turning bluffs into bluffcatchers
Posts: 2,756
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Re: Solid's 2015
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crispy_Lametta
why did the duck get arrested?
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this is goooood!
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09-20-2015, 08:57 AM
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#698
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veteran
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Pesky idiot from northern Europe
Posts: 3,056
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Re: Solid's 2015
Quote:
Originally Posted by Solidthought
this is goooood! |
Yeah that one really quacks me up!
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09-20-2015, 08:58 AM
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#699
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veteran
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Turning bluffs into bluffcatchers
Posts: 2,756
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Re: Solid's 2015
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Originally Posted by ShellysAshes
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great video!!!!
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09-20-2015, 08:59 AM
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#700
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veteran
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Turning bluffs into bluffcatchers
Posts: 2,756
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Re: Solid's 2015
Quote:
Originally Posted by Garlic yum
Yeah that one really quacks me up!
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garlic what is your stupid stars name again? why didnt you just make it garlic?!?
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