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Old 09-17-2015, 09:50 PM   #676
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Re: Solid's 2015

not going to moan further but i ran liek a cnut today

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Old 09-17-2015, 10:25 PM   #677
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So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster… Now it doesn't work.

What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand up.
hahahaha i love your sense of humor
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Old 09-17-2015, 10:38 PM   #678
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Re: Solid's 2015

So tomorrow I will 1 table the 530$ 6Max

so freeroll will have to be an easy one...

25 HU hypers
10 6Max sngs!

100$

Again its jokes for the win, need them to make sure I win this 6Max

jokes + Zooey pictures will be um, appreciated and i might also find the jokes funnier.

watchign family guy now then sleep

on the bright side I did 2 workouts today

so feeling pretty huge!

managed 6 chin ups and 6 pull ups consecutively with a 10kg vest on. Did a few sets. Would be good to be able to do sets of 10 and not 6
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Old 09-18-2015, 02:09 AM   #679
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Re: Solid's 2015

LOL epic jokes love the cut to the core shock value ones that every one rolls there eyes at.....

'A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out during confession, asks an older priest what he should give a c0cksuker
"Oh," says the older priest, "give the alter boy a dollar or so, if you feel like it. Personally, I never give them more than fifty cents."

GL op hope you crush a coop (flex)
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Old 09-18-2015, 05:51 AM   #680
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Re: Solid's 2015

A 14 year old boy named Timmy arrives home from school and is greeted by his mother.

"What did you get up to today Timmy?"

"Mother, today I had sex with the teacher" Timmy proudly proclaims.

"I beg your pardon!?!? What did you just say!???"

"Mother, today at school I had sex with the teacher" Timmy reiterates with pride.

Shocked at what she's just heard Timmy's mother sends him to his room and paces around, unable to quite grasp what her son has just told her.

A short while later Timmy's father arrives home. By now Timmy's mother has had a short while to process what she's just heard.

"What's the matter dear?" the father enquires.

"I CAN'T EVEN REPEAT THIS FILTH, GET UP STAIRS AND SPEAK TO YOUR SON!"

Timmy's father, desperate to understand why his wife is so upset and angry, quickly runs up the stairs to speak with Timmy.

"What's been going on son?"

"Father, today I had sex with the teacher!" he once again regales with pride.

"IS THIS TRUE!?!?"

"Yes father it is true!" says Timmy expressing clear joy.

At this point Timmy's father let's out a small sigh of relief and smirks before slowly and quietly closing Timmy's bedroom door.

He then walks over to Timmy's bed, sits beside him and puts one arm over his son's shoulder.

"Listen son" he quietly begins "your mother is very angry about this little incident and I'm going to have to look like I'm angry too otherwise I'll be in big trouble, but between me and you champ I'm actually really proud of you!"

At this point the father and son beam smiles towards one another.

"So, come on then mate" the father continues "spill the beans! How was it??"

"Ye it was pretty good dad" says Timmy, a wide grin appearing on his face as he recalls the experience.

"OOO though " the grin now replaced by a grimace as Timmy leans forward and reaches round to the base of his spine "It didn't half give me a sore arse."
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Old 09-18-2015, 07:44 AM   #681
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Re: Solid's 2015

Lol std Shelly
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Old 09-18-2015, 08:53 AM   #682
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Your joke game is WEAK blackkman.
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Old 09-18-2015, 09:21 AM   #683
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What do you get if you cross Islam with Judaism? No more jokes about the profit.
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Old 09-18-2015, 09:24 AM   #684
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LOL epic jokes love the cut to the core shock value ones that every one rolls there eyes at.....

'A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out during confession, asks an older priest what he should give a c0cksuker
"Oh," says the older priest, "give the alter boy a dollar or so, if you feel like it. Personally, I never give them more than fifty cents."

GL op hope you crush a coop (flex)
haha ty

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A 14 year old boy named Timmy arrives home from school and is greeted by his mother.

"What did you get up to today Timmy?"

"Mother, today I had sex with the teacher" Timmy proudly proclaims.

"I beg your pardon!?!? What did you just say!???"

"Mother, today at school I had sex with the teacher" Timmy reiterates with pride.

Shocked at what she's just heard Timmy's mother sends him to his room and paces around, unable to quite grasp what her son has just told her.

A short while later Timmy's father arrives home. By now Timmy's mother has had a short while to process what she's just heard.

"What's the matter dear?" the father enquires.

"I CAN'T EVEN REPEAT THIS FILTH, GET UP STAIRS AND SPEAK TO YOUR SON!"

Timmy's father, desperate to understand why his wife is so upset and angry, quickly runs up the stairs to speak with Timmy.

"What's been going on son?"

"Father, today I had sex with the teacher!" he once again regales with pride.

"IS THIS TRUE!?!?"

"Yes father it is true!" says Timmy expressing clear joy.

At this point Timmy's father let's out a small sigh of relief and smirks before slowly and quietly closing Timmy's bedroom door.

He then walks over to Timmy's bed, sits beside him and puts one arm over his son's shoulder.

"Listen son" he quietly begins "your mother is very angry about this little incident and I'm going to have to look like I'm angry too otherwise I'll be in big trouble, but between me and you champ I'm actually really proud of you!"

At this point the father and son beam smiles towards one another.

"So, come on then mate" the father continues "spill the beans! How was it??"

"Ye it was pretty good dad" says Timmy, a wide grin appearing on his face as he recalls the experience.

"OOO though " the grin now replaced by a grimace as Timmy leans forward and reaches round to the base of his spine "It didn't half give me a sore arse."
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Lol std Shelly
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Your joke game is WEAK blackkman.

Firstly, playign 3 more WCOOP, a 1k and 2 500s

the 6max today and then I need to earn another 6.6k VPPs before the 24th so I can buy the last 530 ticket.

ok gl everyone today i gotta do another workout then

"grind"
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Old 09-18-2015, 10:48 AM   #685
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subbed to this madness

Quack Quack: you're dead
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Old 09-19-2015, 11:15 AM   #686
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Re: Solid's 2015

ok so i didnt post a freeroll yesterday

but in my head it was this:

10 6MAX sngs
25 HU hypers.

i lost

so 50$ to shelly and 50$ to garlic for jokes and general contribution!
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Old 09-19-2015, 11:38 AM   #687
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Why are you not playing any tournies?
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Old 09-19-2015, 12:05 PM   #688
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today? or yesterday?

il play some mtts tonight

i played the 530 shootout yesterday

whats ur stars name shelly?

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Old 09-19-2015, 12:43 PM   #689
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Havent seen you around so wondered if you changed mtts to hu and hypers.
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Old 09-19-2015, 01:48 PM   #690
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Havent seen you around so wondered if you changed mtts to hu and hypers.
naa im just messing around -

still been getting deep in the stuff I play

FT that 3R 2 days ago
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Old 09-19-2015, 02:19 PM   #691
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Re: Solid's 2015

Personal goal: 7300k VPPs before 24th

Grinding:

Sunday,
Tues,
Wednesday,


OK LETS DO THIS

2.5K VPPs right now.

I WILL BE IN EVERY GAME

vamooooooooooo
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Old 09-19-2015, 02:33 PM   #692
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why did the duck get arrested?

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Old 09-19-2015, 03:20 PM   #693
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ok so i didnt post a freeroll yesterday

but in my head it was this:

10 6MAX sngs
25 HU hypers.

i lost

so 50$ to shelly and 50$ to garlic for jokes and general contribution!
Amazing! This is one of the happiest days of my life!!


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Old 09-19-2015, 04:11 PM   #694
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ok so i didnt post a freeroll yesterday

but in my head it was this:

10 6MAX sngs
25 HU hypers.

i lost

so 50$ to shelly and 50$ to garlic for jokes and general contribution!
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Old 09-20-2015, 06:17 AM   #695
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received man, so generous of you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMbROQWPn8E
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Old 09-20-2015, 08:55 AM   #696
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Amazing! This is one of the happiest days of my life!!


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Old 09-20-2015, 08:56 AM   #697
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why did the duck get arrested?

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this is goooood!
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Old 09-20-2015, 08:57 AM   #698
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this is goooood!


Yeah that one really quacks me up!
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Old 09-20-2015, 08:58 AM   #699
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received man, so generous of you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMbROQWPn8E

great video!!!!
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Old 09-20-2015, 08:59 AM   #700
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Yeah that one really quacks me up!
garlic what is your stupid stars name again? why didnt you just make it garlic?!?
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