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getting my ass handed to me in cash.

so will need to show heart tonight. Will play cash for as long as I can.

Please someone set me a goal for biggest stack accumulated at NL50 normal tables.

Or failing that sit with me and say hi to make things more interesting. Also feel free to drag out hands I play like a dustbin lid.

Ok heart showing now commencing

gl me

gl you

gl everybody!

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09-10-2015 , 04:34 PM

#627

blakkman08

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500$ seems like a solid start

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09-10-2015 , 04:36 PM

#628

Solidthought

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Originally Posted by blakkman08

500$ seems like a solid start

ty! same page bro! vamooo!

wanna join? or are u raping them mtts?

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09-10-2015 , 04:46 PM

#629

Garlic yum

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No quitting until 10k stack imo

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09-10-2015 , 04:51 PM

#630

Solidthought

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skype

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09-11-2015 , 09:26 AM

#631

Solidthought

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i really do feel like a massive fish sometimes. going to fk my gf's brain out for a few days. should help.

see you on monday

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09-11-2015 , 09:59 AM

#632

Garlic yum

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Originally Posted by Solidthought

i really do feel like a massive fish sometimes. going to fk my gf's brain out for a few days. should help.

see you on monday

This why you're not answering my skype spams atm?

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09-11-2015 , 03:49 PM

#633

Garlic yum

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Keep an eye on this thread guys! Solid has promised on skype there will be freerolls every day next week itt

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09-11-2015 , 04:08 PM

#634

LOLCh1pPorn

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***** gf's brain out is not a fish move imo

glgl

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09-14-2015 , 02:44 PM

#635

Solidthought

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Originally Posted by LOLCh1pPorn

***** gf's brain out is not a fish move imo

glgl

I hope so, i watched lots of instructional videos first before depositing.

TODAYS FREEROLL
Starting late because only recently got home.

25 6Max SNGs

25 HU Hypers

Tomorrows Freeroll
40 6Max SNGs

40 HU Hypers

Only clause is making a Day 2 of WCOOP in which case tomorrows volume might suffer.

Freeroll is $100 for day 1. (today before I go to bed)

Freeroll for 2 day is $100+ 1$ per game I fail to play today.

Winner will be poster with the best one line joke for both days.

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09-14-2015 , 06:29 PM

#636

Garlic yum

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after 5 minutes of not so solid thinking it turns out I'm not funny (did manage to come up with one in swedish but in english it's too hard). So I went with the power of google for this one.

*someone starts having a heart attack*
person: is anyone here a doctor?
vegan: I'm a vegan

Not even sure this counts as a one liner but if nobody else posts I'll take the walk

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09-14-2015 , 07:09 PM

#637

Tcarnage

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I should win cause quack you...

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09-14-2015 , 08:56 PM

#638

sunilcutm

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lets try witha yo mama joke

Yo Mama is so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.

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09-14-2015 , 10:53 PM

#639

Solidthought

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manged today's but omg so tired right now ! winning day though

keep the jokes coming guys

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09-15-2015 , 02:23 PM

#640

sunilcutm

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here we go another one

Whoever said money doesn't grow on trees has obviously never sold weed.

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09-15-2015 , 02:40 PM

#641

Garlic yum

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here we go another one

Whoever said money doesn't grow on trees has obviously never sold weed.

That makes no sense at all.

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09-15-2015 , 05:46 PM

#642

watergun7

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I entered ten puns in a pun contest hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

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09-15-2015 , 09:34 PM

#643

Solidthought

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sooo tired again

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09-16-2015 , 05:08 AM

#644

sunilcutm

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That makes no sense at all.

i am sure a weed lover will understand

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09-16-2015 , 05:28 AM

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Garlic yum

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Originally Posted by sunilcutm

i am sure a weed lover will understand

Weed doesnt grow on trees tho

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09-16-2015 , 10:53 AM

#646

watergun7

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Why is the African baby depressed? Midlife crisis.

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09-16-2015 , 10:57 AM

#647

Garlic yum

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I used to be a banker but I lost interest

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.