09-17-2015
, 09:50 PM
not going to moan further but i ran liek a cnut today
09-17-2015
, 10:25 PM
09-17-2015
, 10:38 PM
09-18-2015
, 02:09 AM
09-18-2015
, 05:51 AM
09-18-2015
, 07:44 AM
09-18-2015
, 09:24 AM
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LOL epic jokes love the cut to the core shock value ones that every one rolls there eyes at.....
'A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out during confession, asks an older priest what he should give a c0cksuker
"Oh," says the older priest, "give the alter boy a dollar or so, if you feel like it. Personally, I never give them more than fifty cents."
GL op hope you crush a coop (flex)
'A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out during confession, asks an older priest what he should give a c0cksuker
"Oh," says the older priest, "give the alter boy a dollar or so, if you feel like it. Personally, I never give them more than fifty cents."
GL op hope you crush a coop (flex)
Quote:
A 14 year old boy named Timmy arrives home from school and is greeted by his mother.
"What did you get up to today Timmy?"
"Mother, today I had sex with the teacher" Timmy proudly proclaims.
"I beg your pardon!?!? What did you just say!???"
"Mother, today at school I had sex with the teacher" Timmy reiterates with pride.
Shocked at what she's just heard Timmy's mother sends him to his room and paces around, unable to quite grasp what her son has just told her.
A short while later Timmy's father arrives home. By now Timmy's mother has had a short while to process what she's just heard.
"What's the matter dear?" the father enquires.
"I CAN'T EVEN REPEAT THIS FILTH, GET UP STAIRS AND SPEAK TO YOUR SON!"
Timmy's father, desperate to understand why his wife is so upset and angry, quickly runs up the stairs to speak with Timmy.
"What's been going on son?"
"Father, today I had sex with the teacher!" he once again regales with pride.
"IS THIS TRUE!?!?"
"Yes father it is true!" says Timmy expressing clear joy.
At this point Timmy's father let's out a small sigh of relief and smirks before slowly and quietly closing Timmy's bedroom door.
He then walks over to Timmy's bed, sits beside him and puts one arm over his son's shoulder.
"Listen son" he quietly begins "your mother is very angry about this little incident and I'm going to have to look like I'm angry too otherwise I'll be in big trouble, but between me and you champ I'm actually really proud of you!"
At this point the father and son beam smiles towards one another.
"So, come on then mate" the father continues "spill the beans! How was it??"
"Ye it was pretty good dad" says Timmy, a wide grin appearing on his face as he recalls the experience.
"OOO though " the grin now replaced by a grimace as Timmy leans forward and reaches round to the base of his spine "It didn't half give me a sore arse."
"What did you get up to today Timmy?"
"Mother, today I had sex with the teacher" Timmy proudly proclaims.
"I beg your pardon!?!? What did you just say!???"
"Mother, today at school I had sex with the teacher" Timmy reiterates with pride.
Shocked at what she's just heard Timmy's mother sends him to his room and paces around, unable to quite grasp what her son has just told her.
A short while later Timmy's father arrives home. By now Timmy's mother has had a short while to process what she's just heard.
"What's the matter dear?" the father enquires.
"I CAN'T EVEN REPEAT THIS FILTH, GET UP STAIRS AND SPEAK TO YOUR SON!"
Timmy's father, desperate to understand why his wife is so upset and angry, quickly runs up the stairs to speak with Timmy.
"What's been going on son?"
"Father, today I had sex with the teacher!" he once again regales with pride.
"IS THIS TRUE!?!?"
"Yes father it is true!" says Timmy expressing clear joy.
At this point Timmy's father let's out a small sigh of relief and smirks before slowly and quietly closing Timmy's bedroom door.
He then walks over to Timmy's bed, sits beside him and puts one arm over his son's shoulder.
"Listen son" he quietly begins "your mother is very angry about this little incident and I'm going to have to look like I'm angry too otherwise I'll be in big trouble, but between me and you champ I'm actually really proud of you!"
At this point the father and son beam smiles towards one another.
"So, come on then mate" the father continues "spill the beans! How was it??"
"Ye it was pretty good dad" says Timmy, a wide grin appearing on his face as he recalls the experience.
"OOO though " the grin now replaced by a grimace as Timmy leans forward and reaches round to the base of his spine "It didn't half give me a sore arse."
the naughty ones are the best!Firstly, playign 3 more WCOOP, a 1k and 2 500s
the 6max today and then I need to earn another 6.6k VPPs before the 24th so I can buy the last 530 ticket.
ok gl everyone today i gotta do another workout then
"grind"
09-19-2015
, 11:15 AM
09-19-2015
, 12:05 PM
Last edited by Solidthought; 09-19-2015 at 12:06 PM.
Reason: need to ship the dollar dollar dollar
09-19-2015
, 01:48 PM
still been getting deep in the stuff I play
FT that 3R 2 days ago
09-19-2015
, 02:19 PM
09-19-2015
, 02:33 PM
09-19-2015
, 03:20 PM
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09-19-2015
, 04:11 PM
09-20-2015
, 06:17 AM
09-20-2015
, 08:55 AM
09-20-2015
, 08:56 AM
09-20-2015
, 08:57 AM
09-20-2015
, 08:58 AM
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received man, so generous of you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMbROQWPn8E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMbROQWPn8E
great video!!!!
09-20-2015
, 08:59 AM