GL bro

cheers mate!! have a good sunday!!!

<3

had some funny dreams last night.

Had one dream where I was at home and there was this prick just in my house pissing on my stuff and just being a general twatbag. Next thing I know is he is strapped to a table and I am trying to kill him - with my entire family in the next room.

So I am stabbing away and he is just not dying. It is getting quite messy, he doesn't seem to be complaining or anything just trying to attack me back so it is in vain. But i keep trying to despatch him to the afterlife but he just won't die. So I decide its time to end it and take my knife to the head. So I start stabbing his head and it's going right in, into his brain.

Still cant get the job done. So I get another knife and start double brain stabbing. Still can't get it done. He is a stubborn fker. So at this point I decide the only way to kill him is to turn his brain to mush by just stabbing over and over and wiggling the knives round after they pierce his skull. So I spend about 5 mins wiggling the knives around and at last he seems to be giving up and dying.

The next thing I know is the job is done and he is in a bag which I am taking to the trash. As I take it to the trash I realise that his entire body is now just a brutalised steak. I am about to stick him in the trash when our annoying neighbour with her cat comes round and rings the bell so my Dad walks into the garage. Turns out she is having a moan about something but my old man wont stand for it and starts giving it back and soon enough the whole road is in my ****ing garage agreeing with my Dad while im holding a bag of bloodied steak. Im just standing in the corner looking a bit sheepish I imagine.

I pretty much wake up now.

My next dream way better.

I meet Zooey Deschanel. We are hanging out like best buds and using my charm I managed to convince her to make out with me for a joke. Atfer after like 15 seconds is stops becoming a joke and we are really getting into it. Just really going for it right now. mmmmmmm OMG it was so real and I remember it all. Every second. Every beautiful second. It was soodamn amazing. Possibly the best dream ever.

I hate it when they wont die

i know mate

hahahah awesome dreams

ive give max effort when dreaming!

Hey humans of 2p2.

Poker is going decent atm. Made some actual profit this week! Volume has been poor but that is not an issue.

All SNGs YTD (this is missing a handful of tournaments from the 1st few days of the month when I created a test database.) Lol at me doing that thingwhere I only post graphs when not tanking haha.



and folks, this is A FIRST for me and all my threads.

Cash Graph YTD!!!




and now my attempted 10 day body transformation lols

10 days ago:





aaaaand 10-12 days later..., yes including mandatory chest wax...



the waddle:


the Still no abs:



Ive put on about 1/2 stone in the 10-12 day period. Hit the gym every day bar 1 and had the best diet of my life. Lifts are back to lifetime maximums pretty much. So hopefully in 1 month there should be some noticeable improvement!

But now I head to Finland for 3 nights for a break from the gym and poker and everything else!



cya soon
Solidthought

Don't forget the ducks!!!

Cool to see you get involved in cash.

I also play SNG, mtt and cash so it's nice to see others with the combination. Even if my volume in all is terrible!

Ultimately they're all complimentary imo.

Nice! I'm new to the party 😊

And I very much agree.

I'm already thinking of maybe doubling my 100k Cash hands played for the year target

There is a good chance that could have been the best weekend of my life! Definitely going back to Finland!!!

Saw your mate ran deep in UKIPT also!

yep that guy is a beast.

ooooh liking this new live stream feature on 2p2!!!

Finland trip:

Seriously one of the best 3 days of my life! Left for Tampere on Saturday morning. Checked into hotel and had a little nap lol.

Saturday night dinner was schnitzel and then I sampled the night life which was pretty good as you can imagine! Shots made from fisherman friends etc and smoking hot girls what more can you want? Oh and the nightclub had a sauna in it. Just saying.

Then for dinner on Sunday I had Reindeer!!! Let me tell you (abarone?!) Reindeer steak is AMAZING. ZERO fat, unreal taste plus texture. Just phenomenal.

After that we went sledging in the snow!!!!!!

Monday dinner some Mexican food and some addition deserts haha. Then we saw Pulp Fiction in an independent cinema. I had never seen the film all the way through before which made it even better! The cinema was packed out and there was a great atmosphere

Going back very soon I hope.

Some pictures HERE

A Panorama


Me sledging



my favourite part of Finland!



now even crushing the 6max slurpers on PokerStars seems so dull.... But gotta make the monies for the next trip SO VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So it has been decided that February will be a month that I put in a lot of volume. Well not too much but I will try and work a "full working month" which is apparently (152 hours)

I have not decided what the majority of the volume will be in but I am treating this as a positive because I am confident that I could have a great month playing either solely SNGs, Cash or MTTs however, as ever, I will just end up mixing them all.

Last month I played roughly 25k FR cash hands which took around 50 hours I think. I played around 350 sngs which took me around 40 hours (low table count)



Unless I put in a massive MTT month, I would like to play 50k Cash hands next month.

My minimum cash hands played regardless of schedule will be 25k hands.

But whatever happens I will make sure I play 152 hours in February.


Its the 1st feb today so I have started off the month to a great start by not logging in on a sunday.

Here is to a big feb!!! VAMOOOOOOO

In GL this year!

cheers dude!! you too!

someone please kick me up the ****** ass

Added a 3rd monitor to my set up even though its not really needed. But it looks cool so!

Will grind hard today, then will hit the gym sometime in the am.

Grinding evening MTTs for the FIRST TIME THIS YEAR. So gl me!!! Excited about grinding today. Will be nice to get off to a good start So set up... then ducks I think...

Ducks...Zooey...2+2 is strange

But Blackburn are 6pts outside the play-offs and I understand that!

GL GL