Quote:
Originally Posted by SB12
lol I know just messing, think its quite funny though I feel like normally it is the other way around. I have heard lots of stories about some drunk guys kissing another dude and what not all ****ed up, just find it funny that it happened the other way around this time and the way you described it was just epic. I honestly use to love visiting the strip clubs as a younger lad, I had probably visited at least 20+ strip clubs and maybe gone 60+ times when I turned 18 and I honestly do not think I have gone once since I turned 19 ( 29 yrs old now ) lol. The things I could do with that money now makes me cringe thinking about, also remember being near blackout drunk once at a very nice gentleman's club and trying to convince this chick in the champagne room to give me head an then her having to dance for this rapper at the time who all the strippers hated because he never actually spent "big money" in the club.
What I would give to be 18 again.
where are these drunk straight dudes kissing other dudes? that sounds like a party
Quote:
Originally Posted by meale
I'd never really gone to strip clubs before in my life til about 6 months ago. Matched with some Tinder bird who was super cute and also danced, so went a few times to see her. She asked to borrow $400 because her dayjob ****ed up payroll or something and she had no money, safe to say, that money never came back. And all I got out the exchange was multiple blue balls.
Fast forward a few months, the **** I could do with $400 in a Thai gogo is absolutely ridiculous. Hotter girls, girls who will actually make out with you too!, and OFC they'll **** you for much less than $400.
The west seems like the biggest scam. I will never leave Asia and I strongly urge OP to come party here as a matter of principle!
ouch, sorry to hear about the blue balls lol. $400 can be replaced (you knew you weren't getting that back
) but the pain of blue balls is with you forever. or at least until your next nut. seriously though, idk how people who do scummy **** like this live with themselves
what's the action like out there if I prefer my dudes without tits?
I hate this spot vs a fish. against a reg I'm ripping it otr to fold straights/maybe low flushes, but against a fish I'm getting snapped with those hands and probably even weaker hands too. so I played it safe and called
iPoker - $2 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
UTG: 71.75 BB (VPIP: 17.07, PFR: 12.20, 3Bet Preflop: 5.56, Hands: 41)
MP: 124.5 BB (VPIP: 75.00, PFR: 75.00, 3Bet Preflop: 66.67, Hands: 4)
CO: 176.23 BB (VPIP: 24.39, PFR: 19.51, 3Bet Preflop: 17.65, Hands: 41)
Hero (BTN): 138.5 BB
SB: 170.98 BB (VPIP: 20.00, PFR: 15.00, 3Bet Preflop: 19.05, Hands: 41)
BB: 131.73 BB (VPIP: 38.46, PFR: 20.51, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 41)
SB posts SB 0.5 BB,
BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has J
A
fold,
fold,
fold,
Hero raises to 2.5 BB,
fold,
BB calls 1.5 BB
Flop: (5.5 BB, 2 players) 6
T
J
BB checks,
Hero bets 2.75 BB,
BB raises to 5.5 BB,
Hero calls 2.75 BB
Turn: (16.5 BB, 2 players) A
BB bets 9.93 BB,
Hero calls 9.93 BB
River: (36.35 BB, 2 players) 6
BB bets 27.89 BB,
Hero calls 27.89 BB
Hero shows J
A
(Two Pair, Aces and Jacks)
(Pre 63%, Flop 69%, Turn 82%)
BB shows 8
9
(One Pair, Sixes)
(Pre 37%, Flop 31%, Turn 18%)
Hero wins 90.13 BB
keep 'em coming
iPoker - $2 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 3 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
Hero (BB): 153.43 BB
BTN: 260.27 BB (VPIP: 43.64, PFR: 25.45, 3Bet Preflop: 20.83, Hands: 57)
SB: 94.17 BB (VPIP: 30.00, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 10)
SB posts SB 0.5 BB,
Hero posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 9
9
BTN raises to 2.5 BB,
fold,
Hero raises to 9 BB,
BTN calls 6.5 BB
Flop: (18.5 BB, 2 players) 3
T
9
Hero bets 9.25 BB,
BTN raises to 24.5 BB,
Hero raises to 57.63 BB,
BTN raises to 191.38 BB,
Hero calls 86.8 BB
Turn: (307.35 BB, 2 players) Q
River: (307.35 BB, 2 players) 3
Hero shows 9
9
(Full House, Nines full of Threes)
(Pre 65%, Flop 91%, Turn 95%)
BTN shows 9
T
(Two Pair, Tens and Nines)
(Pre 35%, Flop 9%, Turn 5%)
Hero wins 306.35 BB
BTN wins 46.95 BB
this guy was just betting pot pot pot regardless of what the pf action was and regardless of whether he had nothing, sdv, or the nuts. literally every single hand (the river was his first non pot bet). luckily I finally got him. to be fair to him, I like pot too
iPoker - $2 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
Hero (UTG): 101.73 BB
CO: 53.49 BB (VPIP: 44.44, PFR: 22.22, 3Bet Preflop: 10.00, Hands: 18)
BTN: 88.13 BB (VPIP: 28.57, PFR: 14.29, 3Bet Preflop: 25.00, Hands: 7)
SB: 133.28 BB (VPIP: 28.00, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 27)
BB: 124.38 BB (VPIP: 34.78, PFR: 30.43, 3Bet Preflop: 10.00, Hands: 24)
SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 8
J
Hero raises to 2.5 BB,
fold,
fold, SB calls 2 BB,
fold
Flop: (6 BB, 2 players) 9
5
8
SB bets 6 BB,
Hero calls 6 BB
Turn: (18 BB, 2 players) J
SB bets 18 BB,
Hero calls 18 BB
River: (54 BB, 2 players) J
SB bets 27 BB,
Hero raises to 75.23 BB, SB calls 48.23 BB
Hero shows 8
J
(Full House, Jacks full of Eights)
Hero wins 202.95 BB