I reported mirage for something I thought went way over the line directed at TG that was deleted by a mod and I won't repeat though he was banned a few days afterward.

I got banned for a post in NVG a couple days ago. as I understand it the moderation is much more lax in this forum so I think it's fine to repeat here

The "Is Poker Gambling?" thread obviously turned into a troll fest. someone posted, "licking balls is gambling."

I replied: "if licking balls is gambling, eating ass is playing russian roullette"

my post got deleted, his didn't. so I posted something about nvg moderation being absurd when you see it in real time. got the 2 day ban for that

was kinda nice to just lurk the forums for a bit and not post. I spent yesterday in bed with one of the worst hangovers of my life. what was supposed to be a couple beers while watching march madness turned into guzzling tequila shots and doing key bumps (actually disappointed in myself for this - been a couple months since I touched that **** and I told myself I wasn't going to buy it again - I'm obviously not anti-drug but cocaine is one of the worst there is and definitely not worth the damage it does)

I'm still feeling pretty ****ty, but like 1000 times better than yesterday. never had a hangover make me feel like I have a fever - all day I went from freezing cold to burning hot. back to normal today besides a headache/lethargy. had a good grind on friday at least

won 2k this week but I'm still down $12k on the month. down less than 9 buyins EV... I know I'm going to lose money this month but if I got the EV line in the green I'd consider it a win

anyway, time to grind

Glad to have you back tgiggity


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Pretty stupid reason for a ban

was starting to feel some heat in the sunday million. got smacked back down to earth lol

PokerStars - 125/250 Ante 25 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

MP+2: 50.92 BB (VPIP: 18.75, PFR: 11.25, 3Bet Preflop: 7.14, Hands: 80)
CO: 20.59 BB (VPIP: 23.27, PFR: 16.46, 3Bet Preflop: 7.41, Hands: 245)
BTN: 31.14 BB (VPIP: 21.11, PFR: 14.77, 3Bet Preflop: 11.63, Hands: 90)
SB: 48.8 BB (VPIP: 26.44, PFR: 12.79, 3Bet Preflop: 8.11, Hands: 87)
BB: 33.96 BB (VPIP: 8.70, PFR: 8.70, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 24)
UTG: 149.48 BB (VPIP: 28.81, PFR: 12.28, 3Bet Preflop: 4.00, Hands: 59)
UTG+1: 32.11 BB (VPIP: 18.18, PFR: 15.15, 3Bet Preflop: 4.35, Hands: 66)
MP: 67.79 BB (VPIP: 22.58, PFR: 6.45, 3Bet Preflop: 8.33, Hands: 32)
Hero (MP+1): 77.18 BB

9 players post ante of 0 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.4 BB) Hero has T T

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 2 BB, fold, fold, fold, SB calls 1.5 BB, BB raises to 33.86 BB and is all-in, Hero raises to 77.08 BB and is all-in, fold

Flop: (70.63 BB, 2 players) 4 6 A

Turn: (70.63 BB, 2 players) 2

River: (70.63 BB, 2 players) 3

BB shows 6 6 (Three of a Kind, Sixes)
(Pre 20%, Flop 87%, Turn 95%)
Hero shows T T (One Pair, Tens)
(Pre 80%, Flop 13%, Turn 5%)
BB wins 70.63 BB

when you flop the nuts with outs to the nut nut... and you hate life by the river


PokerStars - 200/400 Ante 40 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 26.22 BB (VPIP: 16.19, PFR: 9.52, 3Bet Preflop: 5.17, Hands: 105)
SB: 17.74 BB (VPIP: 22.22, PFR: 16.03, 3Bet Preflop: 8.13, Hands: 270)
BB: 21.15 BB (VPIP: 7.69, PFR: 7.69, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 13)
UTG: 50.03 BB (VPIP: 26.47, PFR: 15.15, 3Bet Preflop: 15.38, Hands: 34)
UTG+1: 29.91 BB (VPIP: 21.28, PFR: 14.89, 3Bet Preflop: 5.26, Hands: 49)
MP: 100.03 BB (VPIP: 32.14, PFR: 10.98, 3Bet Preflop: 2.63, Hands: 84)
MP+1: 58.33 BB (VPIP: 16.48, PFR: 13.19, 3Bet Preflop: 2.70, Hands: 91)
MP+2: 50.1 BB (VPIP: 19.64, PFR: 5.36, 3Bet Preflop: 4.00, Hands: 57)
Hero (CO): 37.48 BB

9 players post ante of 0 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.4 BB) Hero has J T

fold, fold, fold, MP+1 raises to 2 BB, fold, Hero calls 2 BB, fold, fold, fold

Flop: (6.4 BB, 2 players) Q 8 9
MP+1 checks, Hero bets 2.11 BB, MP+1 raises to 5.09 BB, Hero calls 2.97 BB

Turn: (16.57 BB, 2 players) 8
MP+1 bets 9.12 BB, Hero calls 9.12 BB

River: (34.81 BB, 2 players) J
MP+1 bets 8 BB, Hero calls 8 BB

MP+1 shows 7 8 (Three of a Kind, Eights)
(Pre 34%, Flop 3%, Turn 23%)
Hero shows J T (Straight, Queen High)
(Pre 66%, Flop 97%, Turn 77%)
Hero wins 50.81 BB


building that stack back up in the milly

running hot hot hot in the sunday million

PokerStars - 400/800 Ante 80 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG: 11.6 BB (VPIP: 13.33, PFR: 8.33, 3Bet Preflop: 25.00, Hands: 15)
UTG+1: 12.15 BB (VPIP: 5.88, PFR: 7.14, 3Bet Preflop: 14.29, Hands: 18)
MP: 33.28 BB (VPIP: 12.50, PFR: 11.67, 3Bet Preflop: 13.04, Hands: 64)
MP+1: 57.05 BB (VPIP: 23.81, PFR: 16.87, 3Bet Preflop: 7.41, Hands: 85)
MP+2: 63.21 BB (VPIP: 27.27, PFR: 19.05, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 22)
CO: 17.32 BB (VPIP: 20.00, PFR: 25.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 5)
BTN: 35.33 BB (VPIP: 19.01, PFR: 11.97, 3Bet Preflop: 3.23, Hands: 142)
SB: 37.4 BB (VPIP: 19.81, PFR: 6.60, 3Bet Preflop: 2.00, Hands: 108)
Hero (BB): 50.78 BB

9 players post ante of 0 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.4 BB) Hero has A Q

fold, UTG+1 raises to 12.05 BB and is all-in, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls 11.05 BB

Flop: (25.5 BB, 2 players) 6 4 Q

Turn: (25.5 BB, 2 players) 6

River: (25.5 BB, 2 players) T

Hero shows A Q (Two Pair, Queens and Sixes)
(Pre 30%, Flop 93%, Turn 95%)
UTG+1 shows K A (One Pair, Sixes)
(Pre 70%, Flop 7%, Turn 5%)
Hero wins 25.5 BB




PokerStars - 400/800 Ante 80 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: 11.5 BB (VPIP: 12.50, PFR: 7.69, 3Bet Preflop: 25.00, Hands: 16)
UTG: 33.18 BB (VPIP: 12.31, PFR: 11.48, 3Bet Preflop: 12.50, Hands: 65)
UTG+1: 56.95 BB (VPIP: 23.53, PFR: 16.67, 3Bet Preflop: 7.14, Hands: 86)
MP: 63.11 BB (VPIP: 26.09, PFR: 18.18, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 23)
MP+1: 17.22 BB (VPIP: 16.67, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 6)
CO: 35.23 BB (VPIP: 18.88, PFR: 11.89, 3Bet Preflop: 3.17, Hands: 143)
BTN: 36.8 BB (VPIP: 19.63, PFR: 6.54, 3Bet Preflop: 1.96, Hands: 109)
Hero (SB): 64.13 BB

8 players post ante of 0 BB, Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.3 BB) Hero has J J

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to 3 BB, Hero raises to 9.87 BB, fold, BTN calls 6.87 BB

Flop: (21.55 BB, 2 players) 3 9 9
Hero bets 7.11 BB, fold

Hero wins 21.55 BB

no 6, no 6, no 6. no 4 no 4 n...are you ****ing kidding me

PokerStars - 600/1200 Ante 120 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 37.36 BB (VPIP: 22.22, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 9)
Hero (SB): 51.34 BB
BB: 38.93 BB (VPIP: 11.11, PFR: 11.11, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 9)
UTG: 19.01 BB (VPIP: 22.22, PFR: 11.11, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 9)
UTG+1: 6.5 BB (VPIP: 11.11, PFR: 11.11, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 9)
MP: 31.44 BB (VPIP: 22.22, PFR: 22.22, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 9)
MP+1: 91.63 BB (VPIP: 33.33, PFR: 22.22, 3Bet Preflop: 20.00, Hands: 9)
MP+2: 35.99 BB (VPIP: 11.11, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 9)
CO: 46.32 BB (VPIP: 55.56, PFR: 33.33, 3Bet Preflop: 25.00, Hands: 9)

9 players post ante of 0 BB, Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.4 BB) Hero has A A

fold, fold, fold, MP+1 raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 9 BB, fold, MP+1 raises to 91.53 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 42.24 BB and is all-in

Flop: (104.37 BB, 2 players) Q 5 3

Turn: (104.37 BB, 2 players) 7

River: (104.37 BB, 2 players) 4

Hero shows A A (One Pair, Aces)
(Pre 94%, Flop 96%, Turn 91%)
MP+1 shows A 6 (Straight, Seven High)
(Pre 6%, Flop 4%, Turn 9%)
MP+1 wins 104.37 BB



I couldn't make up a more sick hand to bust the sunday million... i win this hand i'm in the top 1% getting close to the money. pretty much knew it was all over when he flipped his hand pre. those guys never lose.

i even resisted the urge to slowroll pre. no justice


I'm in 1st in a $150/108k gt, long way to go tho. just had this beautiful hand:


iPoker - 75/150 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: 70.51 BB (VPIP: 33.33, PFR: 22.22, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 28)
UTG: 120.53 BB (VPIP: 21.43, PFR: 14.29, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 28)
Hero (UTG+1): 218.87 BB
MP: 75.07 BB (VPIP: 39.29, PFR: 32.14, 3Bet Preflop: 10.00, Hands: 28)
MP+1: 138.05 BB (VPIP: 3.57, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 28)
MP+2: 151.29 BB (VPIP: 80.00, PFR: 40.00, 3Bet Preflop: 50.00, Hands: 5)
CO: 57.28 BB (VPIP: 7.14, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 28)
BTN: 35.7 BB (VPIP: 14.29, PFR: 3.57, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 28)
SB: 95.04 BB (VPIP: 39.29, PFR: 7.14, 3Bet Preflop: 15.38, Hands: 28)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Q J

fold, Hero raises to 2 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, BTN calls 2 BB, SB calls 1.5 BB, fold

Flop: (7 BB, 3 players) 9 6 8
SB checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: (7 BB, 3 players) T
SB bets 2 BB, Hero raises to 8.5 BB, BTN raises to 33.7 BB, fold, Hero calls 25.2 BB

River: (76.4 BB, 2 players) 5

Hero shows Q J (Straight, Queen High)
(Pre 44%, Flop 31%, Turn 100%)
BTN shows A T (One Pair, Tens)
(Pre 56%, Flop 69%, Turn 0%)
Hero wins 76.4 BB

Ouch.

this feels so nitty, but he only has two flushes we beat and very few other value bets that he can bet/call the river with. also a lot of value in having 12bb (~6 buyins) left when he coolers us. just sucks he has one of two hands that for sure bet/call it off

iPoker - 4,000/8,000 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

SB: 18.57 BB (VPIP: 20.00, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 10)
Hero (BB): 35.94 BB
UTG: 24.22 BB (VPIP: 20.00, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 33.33, Hands: 10)
UTG+1: 59.15 BB (VPIP: 40.00, PFR: 44.44, 3Bet Preflop: 33.33, Hands: 10)
MP: 33.38 BB (VPIP: 16.67, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 6)
MP+1: 8.41 BB (VPIP: 10.00, PFR: 11.11, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 10)
CO: 16.42 BB (VPIP: 20.39, PFR: 11.65, 3Bet Preflop: 4.35, Hands: 103)
BTN: 7.3 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 7)

8 players post ante of 0 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.3 BB) Hero has 4 Q

fold, UTG+1 raises to 2 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls 1 BB

Flop: (5.3 BB, 2 players) 6 8 Q
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets 1.69 BB, Hero calls 1.69 BB

Turn: (8.67 BB, 2 players) 4
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets 7.31 BB, Hero calls 7.31 BB

River: (23.3 BB, 2 players) 5
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets 11.87 BB, Hero calls 11.87 BB

Hero shows 4 Q (Flush, Queen High)
(Pre 56%, Flop 87%, Turn 93%)
UTG+1 shows T J (Flush, Jack High)
(Pre 44%, Flop 13%, Turn 7%)
Hero wins 47.05 BB



currently 2/64 in the 108k, 20k up top. p404 if anyone wants to sweat

lfg!!! 4/21

iPoker - 10,000/20,000 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG: 8.29 BB (VPIP: 20.00, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 100.00, Hands: 5)
UTG+1: 36.29 BB (VPIP: 28.57, PFR: 28.57, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 7)
MP: 13.31 BB (VPIP: 24.07, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 11.11, Hands: 54)
MP+1: 31.89 BB (VPIP: 20.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 5)
MP+2: 20.53 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 5)
CO: 7.6 BB (VPIP: 20.00, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 5)
BTN: 14.06 BB (VPIP: 5.41, PFR: 5.88, 3Bet Preflop: 6.67, Hands: 38)
SB: 11.24 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 5)
Hero (BB): 19.4 BB

9 players post ante of 0 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.4 BB) Hero has A A

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, CO raises to 7.5 BB, fold, SB raises to 11.14 BB, Hero calls 10.14 BB

Flop: (30.67 BB, 3 players) 8 3 4

Turn: (30.67 BB, 3 players) 3

River: (30.67 BB, 3 players) 5

CO shows A 9 (One Pair, Threes)

Main Pot [23.4 BB]: (Pre 6%, Flop 1%, Turn 0%)

SB shows 7 A (One Pair, Threes)

Main Pot [23.4 BB]: (Pre 6%, Flop 7%, Turn 19%)
Side Pot#1 [7.27 BB]: (Pre 7%, Flop 7%, Turn 19%)

Hero shows A A (Two Pair, Aces and Threes)

Main Pot [23.4 BB]: (Pre 88%, Flop 93%, Turn 81%)
Side Pot#1 [7.27 BB]: (Pre 93%, Flop 93%, Turn 81%)

Hero wins 30.67 BB

course I had to sweat hard

aaaaand next hand, for 1st place...

iPoker - 10,000/20,000 NL - Holdem - 7 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

SB: 7.09 BB (VPIP: 14.29, PFR: 16.67, 3Bet Preflop: 100.00, Hands: 7)
BB: 36.09 BB (VPIP: 22.22, PFR: 22.22, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 9)
UTG: 15.31 BB (VPIP: 25.00, PFR: 21.15, 3Bet Preflop: 11.11, Hands: 56)
UTG+1: 31.69 BB (VPIP: 14.29, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 7)
MP: 20.33 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 7)
CO: 13.86 BB (VPIP: 5.13, PFR: 5.56, 3Bet Preflop: 5.88, Hands: 40)
Hero (BTN): 38.24 BB

7 players post ante of 0 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.2 BB) Hero has K A

fold, fold, fold, CO raises to 13.76 BB, Hero raises to 38.14 BB, fold, fold

Flop: (29.72 BB, 2 players) 9 8 7

Turn: (29.72 BB, 2 players) Q

River: (29.72 BB, 2 players) 3

CO shows A Q (One Pair, Queens)
(Pre 26%, Flop 16%, Turn 93%)
Hero shows K A (High Card, Ace)
(Pre 74%, Flop 84%, Turn 7%)
CO wins 29.72 BB
Hero wins 24.38 BB

11/19

get wrekt boiii

iPoker - 10,000/20,000 NL - Holdem - 7 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG: 6.09 BB (VPIP: 8.33, PFR: 10.00, 3Bet Preflop: 25.00, Hands: 12)
UTG+1: 34.09 BB (VPIP: 14.29, PFR: 15.38, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 14)
MP: 13.91 BB (VPIP: 24.59, PFR: 21.05, 3Bet Preflop: 10.00, Hands: 61)
CO: 30.79 BB (VPIP: 25.00, PFR: 8.33, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 12)
BTN: 19.93 BB (VPIP: 8.33, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 12)
SB: 30.62 BB (VPIP: 11.36, PFR: 9.76, 3Bet Preflop: 5.26, Hands: 45)
Hero (BB): 27.18 BB

7 players post ante of 0 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.2 BB) Hero has 8 7

fold, fold, fold, CO raises to 2.7 BB, fold, fold, Hero calls 1.7 BB

Flop: (6.6 BB, 2 players) 4 4 5
Hero checks, CO bets 3.6 BB, Hero calls 3.6 BB

Turn: (13.8 BB, 2 players) 2
Hero checks, CO checks

River: (13.8 BB, 2 players) 8
Hero checks, CO bets 5.6 BB, Hero calls 5.6 BB

CO shows J Q (One Pair, Fours)
(Pre 66%, Flop 62%, Turn 77%)
Hero shows 8 7 (Two Pair, Eights and Fours)
(Pre 34%, Flop 38%, Turn 23%)
Hero wins 25 BB

5/19

6/15, on break


iPoker - 15,000/30,000 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: 3.6 BB (VPIP: 6.67, PFR: 7.69, 3Bet Preflop: 8.33, Hands: 30)
UTG: 38.14 BB (VPIP: 18.75, PFR: 12.90, 3Bet Preflop: 7.14, Hands: 32)
UTG+1: 14.7 BB (VPIP: 22.78, PFR: 18.92, 3Bet Preflop: 8.33, Hands: 79)
MP: 20.68 BB (VPIP: 26.67, PFR: 16.67, 3Bet Preflop: 7.69, Hands: 30)
MP+1: 11.72 BB (VPIP: 6.25, PFR: 6.25, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 16)
CO: 18.16 BB (VPIP: 9.68, PFR: 8.47, 3Bet Preflop: 3.70, Hands: 63)
BTN: 21.96 BB (VPIP: 12.90, PFR: 6.90, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 32)
Hero (SB): 20.16 BB

8 players post ante of 0 BB, Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.3 BB) Hero has T T

fold, UTG+1 raises to 2.1 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 20.06 BB, fold, fold

Hero mucks T T

Hero wins 23.96 BB

glglgl. Im playing the HR right now, whats your player no for the sweat?

p404 in the 108k, 4/11

the crippler:

iPoker - 30,000/60,000 NL - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG: 7.49 BB (VPIP: 18.84, PFR: 17.54, 3Bet Preflop: 13.04, Hands: 69)
CO: 10.18 BB (VPIP: 22.41, PFR: 20.19, 3Bet Preflop: 6.67, Hands: 116)
BTN: 28.35 BB (VPIP: 24.24, PFR: 15.87, 3Bet Preflop: 3.45, Hands: 67)
SB: 10.08 BB (VPIP: 11.11, PFR: 11.24, 3Bet Preflop: 5.26, Hands: 100)
Hero (BB): 18.45 BB

5 players post ante of 0 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2 BB) Hero has 5 A

UTG raises to 7.39 BB, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls 6.39 BB

Flop: (15.78 BB, 2 players) 5 3 K

Turn: (15.78 BB, 2 players) 7

River: (15.78 BB, 2 players) 7

UTG shows K Q (Two Pair, Kings and Sevens)
(Pre 42%, Flop 78%, Turn 89%)
Hero mucks 5 A (Two Pair, Sevens and Fives)
(Pre 58%, Flop 22%, Turn 11%)
UTG wins 15.78 BB



and the busto:

iPoker - 30,000/60,000 NL - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

SB: 14.68 BB (VPIP: 19.72, PFR: 18.97, 3Bet Preflop: 13.04, Hands: 71)
BB: 9.98 BB (VPIP: 22.03, PFR: 19.81, 3Bet Preflop: 6.52, Hands: 118)
UTG: 28.15 BB (VPIP: 23.53, PFR: 15.38, 3Bet Preflop: 3.33, Hands: 69)
CO: 9.38 BB (VPIP: 10.89, PFR: 10.99, 3Bet Preflop: 5.13, Hands: 102)
Hero (BTN): 12.36 BB

5 players post ante of 0 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2 BB) Hero has 9 K

fold, fold, Hero raises to 12.26 BB, fold, BB calls 8.88 BB

Flop: (20.77 BB, 2 players) 7 A 3

Turn: (20.77 BB, 2 players) 2

River: (20.77 BB, 2 players) K

BB shows 9 A (One Pair, Aces)
(Pre 74%, Flop 95%, Turn 100%)
Hero shows 9 K (One Pair, Kings)
(Pre 26%, Flop 5%, Turn 0%)
BB wins 20.77 BB
Hero wins 2.38 BB



finished 10th. why do i torture myself in these variance fests lol

this guy is so obsessed lol, I think maybe he has a crush? pm from trollymctrollson:

Eh just drop it and keep doing your thing. Not worth your energy responding to trolls. GL on the grind. Always entertaining reading threads who don't take the "traditional" route in life. Most people on these forums (myself included) have a little bit in us that wish we at least tried the poker route for a time in our lives.

yeah for sure, I didn't reply. just thought it was amusing

thanks, glad some people are enjoying it. in a couple months it will be 2 years since I decided to drop out and play poker full time, so I'm thinking I might write a big(ish) reflection post then.

time to grind tho

got to play this mega whale 3 handed then heads up for almost an hour. regs kept joining and leaving because "big stack and normal stack = regs" lmao. he ran like god though, just couldn't beat him

iPoker - $5 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 3 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (SB): 101.7 BB
BB: 709.45 BB
BTN: 129.15 BB

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 8 K

fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, BB calls 2 BB

Flop: (6 BB, 2 players) Q 4 3
Hero bets 2 BB, BB calls 2 BB

Turn: (10 BB, 2 players) 8
Hero checks, BB bets 10 BB, Hero calls 10 BB

River: (30 BB, 2 players) 4
Hero checks, BB bets 30 BB, Hero calls 30 BB

Hero mucks 8 K (Two Pair, Eights and Fours)
(Pre 59%, Flop 26%, Turn 89%)
BB shows 9 4 (Three of a Kind, Fours)
(Pre 41%, Flop 74%, Turn 11%)
BB wins 89.6 BB



thanks

iPoker - $5 NL - Holdem - 4 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 146.2 BB
Hero (SB): 99 BB
BB: 100 BB
CO: 166.13 BB

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A A

fold, fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, BB raises to 10 BB, Hero raises to 24 BB, BB calls 14 BB

Flop: (48 BB, 2 players) 6 A 7
Hero bets 14 BB, BB calls 14 BB

Turn: (76 BB, 2 players) 8
Hero checks, BB checks

River: (76 BB, 2 players) 7
Hero bets 61 BB, BB calls 61 BB

Hero shows A A (Full House, Aces full of Sevens)

Hero wins 197.4 BB




min 4 betting is so fun

iPoker - $5 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

MP: 97.18 BB
CO: 78.5 BB
Hero (BTN): 154.35 BB
SB: 99 BB
BB: 101 BB
UTG: 141.13 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has K A

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, SB calls 2.5 BB, BB raises to 12.4 BB, Hero raises to 25 BB, fold, BB calls 12.6 BB

Flop: (53 BB, 2 players) 4 A 4
BB checks, Hero bets 15 BB, BB calls 15 BB

Turn: (83 BB, 2 players) 7
BB checks, Hero bets 83 BB, BB calls 61 BB

River: (205 BB, 2 players) 5

Hero shows K A (Two Pair, Aces and Fours)
(Pre 69%, Flop 78%, Turn 69%)
BB shows J A (Two Pair, Aces and Fours)
(Pre 31%, Flop 22%, Turn 31%)
Hero wins 226.2 BB

lol wrekt right back, wp bro. not sure why i shoved the turn lol, could've just called turn and then easy c/fold otr. playing without any weed is ****ing me up

iPoker - $5 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (SB): 217.65 BB
BB: 725.75 BB
UTG: 50.7 BB
CO: 107.95 BB
BTN: 127.65 BB

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A J

UTG calls 1 BB, fold, BTN raises to 3 BB, Hero raises to 12 BB, fold, fold, BTN raises to 27 BB, Hero calls 15 BB

Flop: (56 BB, 2 players) 3 A T
Hero checks, BTN bets 14 BB, Hero calls 14 BB

Turn: (84 BB, 2 players) 7
Hero checks, BTN bets 20 BB, Hero raises to 150.07 BB, BTN calls 66.65 BB

River: (257.3 BB, 2 players) T

Hero shows A J (Two Pair, Aces and Tens)
(Pre 74%, Flop 20%, Turn 27%)
BTN shows T A (Full House, Tens full of Aces)
(Pre 26%, Flop 80%, Turn 73%)
Hero wins 63.42 BB
BTN wins 256.7 BB

up 2 buyins ev so far today, going to get some weed then back to the grind

Can't get much more immature and pathetic than that.

#lolwhereisthefoldbuttonagain?

iPoker - $5 NL - Holdem - 7 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): 133.88 BB
SB: 196.25 BB
BB: 23 BB
UTG: 119.87 BB
UTG+1: 100 BB
MP: 100 BB
CO: 102.14 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 9 6

fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, SB raises to 8 BB, fold, Hero calls 5 BB

Flop: (17 BB, 2 players) K 8 T
SB checks, Hero bets 9.5 BB, SB calls 9.5 BB

Turn: (36 BB, 2 players) 4
SB checks, Hero bets 25 BB, fold

Hero mucks 9 6 (High Card, King)

Hero wins 60.2 BB