omg omg omg i stacked someone in a cash game

iPoker - $5 NL - Holdem - 4 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

SB: 109.54 BB
BB: 99.24 BB
CO: 79.9 BB
Hero (BTN): 121.85 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A K

CO raises to 3 BB, Hero raises to 9.5 BB, fold, fold, CO calls 6.5 BB

Flop: (20.5 BB, 2 players) 4 7 A
CO checks, Hero bets 10.25 BB, CO raises to 20.5 BB, Hero calls 10.25 BB

Turn: (61.5 BB, 2 players) Q
CO bets 49.9 BB, Hero calls 49.9 BB

River: (161.3 BB, 2 players) T

CO shows 7 8 (One Pair, Sevens)
(Pre 39%, Flop 21%, Turn 11%)
Hero shows A K (One Pair, Aces)
(Pre 61%, Flop 79%, Turn 89%)
Hero wins 160.7 BB

not super deep yet, but itm in the bigger $11/$60k gt. I'm in 7th/535 with 110 bb. really long way to go though. kinda crazy, none of my non-stars mtt's even reached 500 runners today

sn: BigDogGottaEat

The 162 108k bodog has almost 800, gotta play that

oh yeah totally forgot about that one. I'm still in it, have an avg stack rn. guess I should say 90% of non stars mtt's haha. you playing the 108k hr?

in the bigger $11, I knew this guy flatted AA behind haha. such a fml flop. love the river tho

PokerStars - 1500/3000 Ante 375 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

MP+1: 31.61 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 2)
MP+2: 25.47 BB (VPIP: 24.44, PFR: 17.78, 3Bet Preflop: 5.88, Hands: 45)
CO: 32.53 BB (VPIP: 39.13, PFR: 21.74, 3Bet Preflop: 25.00, Hands: 23)
BTN: 32.35 BB (VPIP: 29.09, PFR: 17.31, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 57)
SB: 49 BB (VPIP: 14.52, PFR: 11.48, 3Bet Preflop: 6.90, Hands: 62)
BB: 11.02 BB (VPIP: 27.59, PFR: 19.23, 3Bet Preflop: 25.00, Hands: 29)
Hero (UTG): 70.98 BB
UTG+1: 52.79 BB (VPIP: 11.11, PFR: 8.33, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 36)
MP: 20.84 BB (VPIP: 10.71, PFR: 7.14, 3Bet Preflop: 16.67, Hands: 28)

9 players post ante of 0 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.62 BB) Hero has 9 9

Hero raises to 2.1 BB, UTG+1 calls 2.1 BB, fold, MP+1 raises to 31.48 BB and is all-in, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, UTG+1 calls 29.38 BB

Flop: (67.69 BB, 2 players) 9 6 7

Turn: (67.69 BB, 2 players) 5

River: (67.69 BB, 2 players) Q

UTG+1 shows A A (One Pair, Aces)
(Pre 81%, Flop 86%, Turn 90%)
MP+1 shows Q Q (Three of a Kind, Queens)
(Pre 19%, Flop 14%, Turn 10%)
MP+1 wins 67.69 BB

That's some BS by Bodog ... I love how these sites need no information whatsoever to take your money initially, but become Fort f***ing Knox when you want to withdraw.

seriously... I deposited 6k the day I opened my account, never heard a word from them


15/227 in the $11/60k w/65bb

Yeah I play those two every week, rarely go deep though

same, skipped the hr this week though

busted the $11/60k in 111th, won 10x my buyin. ran bad at the end and ended up losing AJ vs KT aipf. stackin sklanskies over here


best cash game session of the month. just 1 tabled while I played mtts and ran pure. didn't lose a single sizeable pot. also barely played any hands lol

lol of the day. maybe he thought he had a straight

iPoker - $5 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

SB: 72.3 BB
BB: 100 BB
UTG: 93.13 BB
MP: 220.53 BB
CO: 98.5 BB
Hero (BTN): 106.2 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 6 7

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, SB calls 2 BB, fold

Flop: (6 BB, 2 players) 5 7 6
SB checks, Hero bets 5 BB, SB calls 5 BB

Turn: (16 BB, 2 players) 9
SB checks, Hero checks

River: (16 BB, 2 players) Q
SB checks, Hero bets 8 BB, SB calls 8 BB

Hero shows 6 7 (Two Pair, Sevens and Sixes)

Hero wins 31.2 BB




standard, but I swear I never see a bluff here. block every combo of KQs... also don't block the bdfd. these things don't matter when you're playing bingo though

iPoker - $5 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

MP: 109.73 BB
CO: 211.95 BB
BTN: 129.59 BB
SB: 99.35 BB
BB: 90.78 BB
Hero (UTG): 98.5 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has K K

Hero raises to 2.5 BB, MP calls 2.5 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold

Flop: (6.5 BB, 2 players) J 7 Q
Hero bets 4.25 BB, MP calls 4.25 BB

Turn: (15 BB, 2 players) 5
Hero bets 10.5 BB, MP calls 10.5 BB

River: (36 BB, 2 players) Q
Hero checks, MP bets 31.2 BB, Hero calls 31.2 BB

MP shows Q A (Three of a Kind, Queens)
(Pre 28%, Flop 20%, Turn 11%)
Hero mucks K K (Two Pair, Kings and Queens)
(Pre 72%, Flop 80%, Turn 89%)
MP wins 97.6 BB



you're too kind sir

iPoker - $5 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: 135.37 BB
Hero (UTG): 115.65 BB
CO: 133.82 BB
BTN: 517.52 BB
SB: 300.5 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A 2

Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, BTN calls 2.5 BB, fold, fold

Flop: (6.5 BB, 2 players) 7 5 5
Hero bets 2.25 BB, BTN calls 2.25 BB

Turn: (11 BB, 2 players) T
Hero checks, BTN bets 4 BB, Hero calls 4 BB

River: (19 BB, 2 players) A
Hero checks, BTN bets 12 BB, Hero calls 12 BB

Hero shows A 2 (Two Pair, Aces and Fives)
(Pre 63%, Flop 86%, Turn 91%)
BTN shows K 4 (One Pair, Fives)
(Pre 37%, Flop 14%, Turn 9%)
Hero wins 42.4 BB

I realized in the last couple days that the run bad makes me a huuuuge pussy in these spots vs villians I have no info on (besides the obvious short stack and he posted). I think last week I would've folded turn or maybe even mucked pre. just click call, it's an easy game

iPoker - $5 NL - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

SB: 99 BB
BB: 96.5 BB
UTG: 228.17 BB
CO: 67.43 BB (VPIP: 100.00, PFR: 100.00, 3Bet Preflop: 100.00, Hands: 1)
Hero (BTN): 266.25 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB, CO posts penalty blind 0.5 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2 BB) Hero has J K

fold, CO calls 0.5 BB, Hero raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, CO raises to 11.12 BB, Hero calls 8.12 BB

Flop: (23.74 BB, 2 players) J 3 8
CO bets 16.92 BB, Hero calls 16.92 BB

Turn: (57.58 BB, 2 players) A
CO bets 39.38 BB, Hero calls 39.38 BB

River: (136.35 BB, 2 players) K

CO shows 3 2 (One Pair, Threes)
(Pre 34%, Flop 22%, Turn 11%)
Hero shows J K (Two Pair, Kings and Jacks)
(Pre 66%, Flop 78%, Turn 89%)
Hero wins 135.75 BB

nice try taking advantage of the lag/sb disconnect

iPoker - $5 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

MP: 106.38 BB
CO: 104 BB
BTN: 50.97 BB
SB: 196.29 BB
BB: 128.62 BB
Hero (UTG): 114.83 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A J

Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, fold, fold, SB calls 2 BB, BB calls 1.5 BB

Flop: (7.5 BB, 3 players) 5 9 5
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (7.5 BB, 3 players) 4
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks

River: (7.5 BB, 3 players) K
SB checks, BB bets 3.75 BB, Hero calls 3.75 BB, fold

BB shows 2 A (One Pair, Fives)
(Pre 32%, Flop 23%, Turn 23%)
Hero shows A J (One Pair, Fives)
(Pre 68%, Flop 77%, Turn 77%)
Hero wins 14.25 BB


lag got crazy so I quit at 900 hands. +1.5 buyins/+1 buyin ev. 2 winning sessions in a row feels so good rn

Is there uber eats in Mexico? Burger and a beer is the most impressive thing I've heard this whole thread, learn to roll with the punches no matter what outcome, you have to suffer sometimes in life to improve understand this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMmTkKz60W8

+1 to burger and beer fixing everything.

Pro tip for dealing with poker site's support. Keep asking them to escalate the matter within support until you get someone who understands.

ended up getting a bunch of tacos and beer. good food + good drinks help with almost any problem. unless the problem is: my ****ing stomach pain woke me up at 3am again


thanks, much easier to do this on the phone but I'm trying. they got back to me this morning and said to send a photo of my passport, so it looks like I'm making progress/almost done dealing with it


spent almost 2 hours reviewing 20 spots from my last 1k hands. overall happy with my lines/thought processes, but I identified a lot of minor mistakes I'm making, and a couple larger ones.

plan is to do at least 30 min of hand review before I start my first session each day. really helps get my mind thinking about poker/already prepped for the bs I'm going to see


about to eat something and get started, hoping for 2k hands today

so tired of playing on this garbage software. tables are taking 2+ minutes just to open, then the first hand I play I lag out. lag was so bad I closed everything and did a reboot, which helped a little. but the software is taking 3-5 seconds minimum to respond to my clicks so I'm not gunna risk playing right now

same **** here. TILTING

tgiggity is on Brokenstars's twitch stream right now

oh yeah and Ignition was having major issues for me too this morning

yo bro, if you tank down to 0 I'm still gunna call, so you could help us get a few extra hands/per hour and just snap ship

iPoker - $5 NL - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

SB: 102 BB
BB: 92.95 BB
UTG: 29.63 BB
MP: 122.45 BB
CO: 104.78 BB
Hero (BTN): 123.08 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A Q

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, SB raises to 9 BB, fold, Hero calls 6 BB

Flop: (19 BB, 2 players) 3 2 A
SB bets 7 BB, Hero calls 7 BB

Turn: (33 BB, 2 players) K
SB bets 16 BB, Hero calls 16 BB

River: (65 BB, 2 players) 9
SB bets 70 BB, Hero calls 70 BB

SB shows T J (High Card, Ace)
(Pre 41%, Flop 8%, Turn 25%)
Hero shows A Q (One Pair, Aces)
(Pre 59%, Flop 92%, Turn 75%)
Hero wins 204.2 BB

god damn, I almost clicked fold for ~60 seconds. why can't I trust my instincts? they're almost always right. stop spewing idiot

iPoker - $5 NL - Holdem - 7 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

CO: 221.83 BB (VPIP: 23.91, PFR: 15.22, 3Bet Preflop: 11.11, Hands: 46)
BTN: 30 BB (VPIP: 18.18, PFR: 18.18, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 22)
SB: 102.7 BB (VPIP: 60.00, PFR: 46.67, 3Bet Preflop: 16.67, Hands: 15)
Hero (BB): 124.1 BB
UTG: 89.16 BB (VPIP: 17.50, PFR: 12.50, 3Bet Preflop: 10.00, Hands: 40)
UTG+1: 130.78 BB (VPIP: 11.11, PFR: 6.67, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 46)
MP: 132.45 BB (VPIP: 27.78, PFR: 22.22, 3Bet Preflop: 16.67, Hands: 36)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 5 6

UTG raises to 2 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, SB calls 1.5 BB, Hero calls 1 BB

Flop: (6 BB, 3 players) 7 8 3
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG bets 4.34 BB, SB calls 4.34 BB, Hero calls 4.34 BB

Turn: (19.01 BB, 3 players) 4
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks

River: (19.01 BB, 3 players) J
SB checks, Hero bets 15.01 BB, UTG raises to 68.38 BB, fold, Hero calls 53.38 BB

Hero mucks 5 6 (Straight, Eight High)
(Pre 34%, Flop 32%, Turn 84%)
UTG shows 9 T (Straight, Jack High)
(Pre 66%, Flop 68%, Turn 16%)
UTG wins 154.98 BB

In this thread we post the most standard hands!

Edit: I don't always call and lose to the nuts but when I do I say I thought about folding

yeah, I definitely only post standard hands

do you know how many hands I would post itt if I posted every standard spot I got coolered? I'm sure some rando reg who reads the thread can confirm I used all of my time and nearly all of timebank to call 65s otr.

You used your entire timebank to make the most trivial call on the river?

"so you could help us get a few extra hands/per hour and just snap ship" - tgiggity
"I used all of my time and nearly all of timebank to call 65s otr" - tgiggity

Stop wasting so much time so they can get more hnds/hr.