running critically low on weed (<1 gram) so not sure how long I'll be able to keep the heater up. need my brain fuel.


yeah, I wouldn't try to bluff me either


iPoker - $5 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

SB: 100.5 BB (VPIP: 24.39, PFR: 21.95, 3Bet Preflop: 13.33, Hands: 45)
BB: 157.33 BB (VPIP: 20.59, PFR: 11.76, 3Bet Preflop: 14.29, Hands: 36)
UTG: 126.86 BB (VPIP: 31.43, PFR: 17.14, 3Bet Preflop: 8.33, Hands: 35)
MP: 116.96 BB (VPIP: 30.77, PFR: 23.08, 3Bet Preflop: 3.03, Hands: 107)
Hero (CO): 276.03 BB
BTN: 104.92 BB (VPIP: 46.34, PFR: 21.95, 3Bet Preflop: 17.95, Hands: 84)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 6 6

fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, BTN raises to 9 BB, fold, fold, Hero calls 6.5 BB

Flop: (19.5 BB, 2 players) K Q 9
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: (19.5 BB, 2 players) 4
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: (19.5 BB, 2 players) K
Hero checks, BTN checks

Hero shows 6 6 (Two Pair, Kings and Sixes)

Hero wins 18.7 BB



hallelujah for the river


iPoker - $5 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): 99 BB
SB: 26 BB (VPIP: 22.22, PFR: 11.11, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 9)
BB: 168.09 BB (VPIP: 28.30, PFR: 15.09, 3Bet Preflop: 5.00, Hands: 55)
UTG: 213.96 BB (VPIP: 30.30, PFR: 24.24, 3Bet Preflop: 13.33, Hands: 33)
CO: 49.7 BB (VPIP: 28.85, PFR: 7.69, 3Bet Preflop: 4.35, Hands: 55)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 8 T

fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, BB calls 1.5 BB

Flop: (5.5 BB, 2 players) 9 7 2
BB checks, Hero bets 2.75 BB, BB calls 2.75 BB

Turn: (11 BB, 2 players) K
BB checks, Hero bets 7.5 BB, BB calls 7.5 BB

River: (26 BB, 2 players) J
BB checks, Hero bets 39 BB, BB calls 39 BB

Hero shows 8 T (Straight, Jack High)

Hero wins 103.4 BB



snip snap motha ****aaa


iPoker - $5 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: 100 BB
Hero (UTG): 150.65 BB
MP: 27.45 BB (VPIP: 33.33, PFR: 25.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 12)
CO: 115.84 BB (VPIP: 28.57, PFR: 14.29, 3Bet Preflop: 4.35, Hands: 58)
BTN: 212.46 BB (VPIP: 27.78, PFR: 22.22, 3Bet Preflop: 11.76, Hands: 36)
SB: 49.15 BB (VPIP: 29.09, PFR: 7.27, 3Bet Preflop: 4.00, Hands: 58)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A Q

Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, CO calls 2.5 BB, fold, fold, fold

Flop: (6.5 BB, 2 players) 8 Q 4
Hero bets 4.25 BB, CO calls 4.25 BB

Turn: (15 BB, 2 players) K
Hero bets 8.5 BB, CO calls 8.5 BB

River: (32 BB, 2 players) 5
Hero checks, CO bets 14 BB, Hero calls 14 BB

Hero shows A Q (One Pair, Queens)
(Pre 65%, Flop 80%, Turn 84%)
CO shows J T (High Card, King)
(Pre 35%, Flop 20%, Turn 16%)
Hero wins 59.2 BB



flopping a set 6 ways is one of the best feelings

iPoker - $5 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 98.5 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 2)
SB: 52.83 BB (VPIP: 32.61, PFR: 7.61, 3Bet Preflop: 7.69, Hands: 95)
BB: 133.72 BB (VPIP: 62.50, PFR: 37.50, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 16)
UTG: 40 BB
MP: 100 BB (VPIP: 50.00, PFR: 50.00, 3Bet Preflop: 28.57, Hands: 14)
Hero (CO): 239.44 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB, UTG posts penalty blind 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.5 BB) Hero has 5 5

UTG checks, MP raises to 3 BB, Hero calls 3 BB, BTN calls 3 BB, SB calls 2.5 BB, BB calls 2 BB, UTG calls 2 BB

Flop: (18 BB, 6 players) 5 A 3
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, MP checks, Hero bets 11 BB, BTN calls 11 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold

Turn: (40 BB, 2 players) 8
Hero bets 25 BB, BTN calls 25 BB

River: (90 BB, 2 players) K
Hero bets 90 BB, fold

Hero mucks 5 5 (Three of a Kind, Fives)

Hero wins 179.2 BB




you wish. I told you if I lose I'm welching and moving to a foreign country

i honestly believe that tgiggity is one of the best players in the world

haha that's nice to hear, but I just consider myself the king of sun run


bruuuuutal river. not looking to bluff this combo otr, have better bluffs


iPoker - $5 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 48.6 BB (VPIP: 22.22, PFR: 5.56, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 18)
SB: 25.35 BB (VPIP: 14.29, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 7)
BB: 137.06 BB (VPIP: 77.42, PFR: 32.26, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 32)
UTG: 87.8 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 2)
MP: 219.72 BB (VPIP: 40.00, PFR: 40.00, 3Bet Preflop: 30.77, Hands: 30)
Hero (CO): 279.14 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A Q

fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, fold, BB raises to 8 BB, Hero calls 5.5 BB

Flop: (16.5 BB, 2 players) 2 4 5
BB bets 8.25 BB, Hero calls 8.25 BB

Turn: (33 BB, 2 players) 5
BB bets 16.5 BB, Hero calls 16.5 BB

River: (66 BB, 2 players) 8
BB checks, Hero checks

BB shows 8 A (Two Pair, Eights and Fives)
(Pre 26%, Flop 22%, Turn 18%)
Hero mucks A Q (One Pair, Fives)
(Pre 74%, Flop 78%, Turn 82%)
BB wins 65.2 BB



gg. knew it too, just expected a7

iPoker - $5 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

CO: 48.6 BB (VPIP: 21.05, PFR: 5.26, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 19)
BTN: 24.85 BB (VPIP: 12.50, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 8)
SB: 169.51 BB (VPIP: 78.13, PFR: 34.38, 3Bet Preflop: 8.33, Hands: 33)
BB: 87.8 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 3)
UTG: 219.72 BB (VPIP: 38.71, PFR: 38.71, 3Bet Preflop: 30.77, Hands: 31)
Hero (MP): 246.39 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has K J

fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, fold, SB calls 2 BB, BB calls 1.5 BB

Flop: (7.5 BB, 3 players) J 5 7
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets 3.75 BB, fold, BB raises to 11 BB, Hero calls 7.25 BB

Turn: (29.5 BB, 2 players) 5
BB checks, Hero checks

River: (29.5 BB, 2 players) 7
BB bets 20 BB, Hero calls 20 BB

BB shows 9 7 (Full House, Sevens full of Fives)
(Pre 35%, Flop 22%, Turn 5%)
Hero mucks K J (Two Pair, Jacks and Sevens)
(Pre 65%, Flop 78%, Turn 95%)
BB wins 68.7 BB

slow bleed from +4 buyins to +1/2 buyin, 1300 hands. still pretty happy to book 6 straight winning sessions at 500nl


didn't wanna 5bet shove for 150bb effective, but def regret it now


iPoker - $5 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG: 200.2 BB (VPIP: 34.78, PFR: 28.26, 3Bet Preflop: 16.67, Hands: 47)
MP: 142.41 BB (VPIP: 23.60, PFR: 18.63, 3Bet Preflop: 9.38, Hands: 166)
CO: 96 BB (VPIP: 17.71, PFR: 7.29, 3Bet Preflop: 4.55, Hands: 100)
BTN: 27 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 8)
Hero (SB): 276.36 BB
BB: 106.2 BB (VPIP: 43.54, PFR: 21.53, 3Bet Preflop: 15.79, Hands: 214)

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A K

fold, MP raises to 2 BB, fold, BTN calls 2 BB, Hero raises to 11 BB, BB calls 10 BB, MP raises to 32 BB, fold, Hero calls 21 BB, BB calls 21 BB

Flop: (98 BB, 3 players) 6 J 8
Hero checks, BB checks, MP bets 41 BB, fold, BB raises to 74.2 BB, MP calls 33.2 BB

Turn: (246.4 BB, 2 players) A

River: (246.4 BB, 2 players) 8

MP shows A Q (Two Pair, Aces and Eights)
(Pre 57%, Flop 55%, Turn 83%)
BB shows 9 T (One Pair, Eights)
(Pre 43%, Flop 45%, Turn 17%)
MP wins 245.6 BB




one of the last beautiful runouts of the day:


iPoker - $5 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 3 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 100.95 BB (VPIP: 29.63, PFR: 11.11, 3Bet Preflop: 7.69, Hands: 27)
SB: 153.17 BB (VPIP: 33.33, PFR: 27.08, 3Bet Preflop: 21.43, Hands: 48)
Hero (BB): 107.6 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 9 7

fold, SB raises to 3 BB, Hero calls 2 BB

Flop: (6 BB, 2 players) 8 A 4
SB checks, Hero bets 3 BB, SB calls 3 BB

Turn: (12 BB, 2 players) K
SB checks, Hero checks

River: (12 BB, 2 players) K
SB checks, Hero bets 9 BB, fold

Hero mucks 9 7 (One Pair, Kings)

Hero wins 20.6 BB

tried to get a morning session off but the tables are dead af. can't even get on 4. quick 200 hands, +1 buyin. outta brain fuel as well so might be a slow grind until I re up

i got upswing. where tf is ur stuff? there's like literally 1000 videos i cant find it.

are there any good videos on here btw?? i'm like overwhelmed. too much stuff.

WOOOOOOOO FOUND IT **** YA LET'S WATCH THIS ****

how do u fold j9s bb vs btn WTF TGIGGITY?

def a misclick, i dont even fold that vs utg



pretty ridiculous night last night.. drank way too much before going out, continued to drink too much, did too much yayo, and managed to lose my car key somewhere in tijuana. best part is I didn't even drive, took an uber. so I could've just left the key at jdawgs. but no. didn't do that. why? cuz i'm ******ed.

somehow I only have one iphone charger, which is also in the car. so rn I'm about to cab it to a convenience store for a ****ing iphone charger

so yeah maybe a full tr. sometime. after i get my life un****ed

You need pockets with zippers bro. At least when you go out and get stupid drunk. How tf do you lose your car keys?? Lol. Good luck sorting that out.

Ayo

Mexican blow is +EV

Even I ain't done lost my keys yet, :') WP OP

just one key, not on a keychain or anything. usually stays in my wallet

fyp

Mexican blow is like flopping the nut straight just to be drawing dead on the turn

No need, I've lost my car keys enough times for both of us.


It really shouldn't be that big a deal. I just have to go to a chevy dealer tomorrow with my title/registration and get a new key (or 5 or 6 maybe) made. unbelievably, this is not my first time doing this

also still out of weed. you guys ever been so outta weed that you break open old roaches for something smoke-able? desperate ****ing times over here man, desperate times


by the way, I'm now offering life coaching (to help pay for the blow): $500 for a gto life skillz course or $200/hour for one on one sessions

Your keys must be cheaper than the ones I have had to have made. Last time I got a key it was like 400 bucks.

it's a chevy and I just get the physical key, no key fob, so it's like $100. annoying enough that you'd think I would be more responsible, but not enough to actually punish my wallet for my idiocy

Might I suggest this? Thetileapp.com

Interested in the course. Perhaps we could collaborate?! I know UpDog is big into the life coaching stuff too...

yeah not a bad suggestion tbh. could use it for my brain

oh yeah dude, we could definitely collaborate. you can specialize in all things thailand: avoid ringing any bell you see at a bar, carry 7 condoms at all times, etc etc

also not sure I get the UpDog reference - he have a pgc or something?

UpDog and I actually run a very lucrative life coaching business together!!!

Ye, $99/hr

The twitch fans demand another trio stream! I have a feeling though it is just up to Mason to give the people what they want.

He'll probably end up rage ending the call again :')

lol guess I need to check his pgc out


trying not let the life tilt lead to poker tilt. bored af tho and don't wanna sit around waiting to hear back from chevy so it's grind time


iPoker - $5 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: 43.63 BB (VPIP: 80.00, PFR: 40.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 5)
UTG: 185.58 BB (VPIP: 20.00, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 7.69, Hands: 26)
CO: 99.5 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 3)
Hero (BTN): 144.73 BB
SB: 109.6 BB (VPIP: 30.77, PFR: 15.38, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 26)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 3 J

fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, BB calls 1.5 BB

Flop: (5.5 BB, 2 players) J Q Q
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (5.5 BB, 2 players) 9
BB bets 4 BB, Hero calls 4 BB

River: (13.5 BB, 2 players) 5
BB bets 9.5 BB, Hero calls 9.5 BB

BB shows A T (One Pair, Queens)
(Pre 61%, Flop 31%, Turn 41%)
Hero shows 3 J (Two Pair, Queens and Jacks)
(Pre 39%, Flop 69%, Turn 59%)
Hero wins 31.9 BB



im like a fish $ magnet

iPoker - $5 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

SB: 101.7 BB (VPIP: 23.81, PFR: 16.67, 3Bet Preflop: 15.79, Hands: 43)
BB: 30 BB
Hero (UTG): 114.08 BB
MP: 240.1 BB (VPIP: 27.91, PFR: 18.60, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 43)
CO: 100 BB (VPIP: 37.50, PFR: 25.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 8)
BTN: 81.18 BB (VPIP: 54.76, PFR: 28.57, 3Bet Preflop: 15.00, Hands: 43)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A Q

Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, BB calls 1.5 BB

Flop: (5.5 BB, 2 players) T Q Q
BB checks, Hero bets 2.75 BB, BB raises to 10.5 BB, Hero calls 7.75 BB

Turn: (26.5 BB, 2 players) 4
BB bets 17 BB, Hero calls 17 BB

River: (60.5 BB, 2 players) 6

BB shows T A (Two Pair, Queens and Tens)
(Pre 26%, Flop 1%, Turn 0%)
Hero shows A Q (Three of a Kind, Queens)
(Pre 74%, Flop 99%, Turn 100%)
Hero wins 59.7 BB

nvm, just annoyed he used almost full timebank. obv thinking about 3betting but still

iPoker - $5 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 138.46 BB (VPIP: 39.29, PFR: 19.64, 3Bet Preflop: 11.54, Hands: 57)
SB: 115.11 BB (VPIP: 27.78, PFR: 27.78, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 18)
BB: 117.68 BB (VPIP: 23.33, PFR: 15.56, 3Bet Preflop: 5.00, Hands: 93)
UTG: 123.98 BB (VPIP: 35.71, PFR: 28.57, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 30)
Hero (CO): 183.14 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 5 3

fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, fold, BB calls 1.5 BB

Flop: (5.5 BB, 2 players) 5 7 7
BB checks, Hero bets 2 BB, BB calls 2 BB

Turn: (9.5 BB, 2 players) J
BB checks, Hero checks

River: (9.5 BB, 2 players) 5
BB bets 6 BB, Hero raises to 19.75 BB, BB calls 13.75 BB

BB shows A 7 (Full House, Sevens full of Fives)
(Pre 61%, Flop 95%, Turn 82%)
Hero mucks 5 3 (Full House, Fives full of Sevens)
(Pre 39%, Flop 5%, Turn 18%)
BB wins 48.4 BB



was starting to feel unfocused so shut down the tables. literally last hand:

iPoker - $5 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

SB: 114.05 BB (VPIP: 15.79, PFR: 5.26, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 19)
BB: 142.44 BB (VPIP: 31.58, PFR: 28.95, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 43)
Hero (UTG): 143.92 BB
MP: 28.5 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 3)
CO: 100 BB
BTN: 107.4 BB (VPIP: 20.00, PFR: 13.33, 3Bet Preflop: 20.00, Hands: 15)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB, CO posts penalty blind 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.5 BB) Hero has 5 5

Hero raises to 4.5 BB, fold, CO calls 3.5 BB, fold, fold, BB calls 3.5 BB

Flop: (14 BB, 3 players) 5 A 9
BB checks, Hero bets 8 BB, CO calls 8 BB, fold

Turn: (30 BB, 2 players) 3
Hero bets 21 BB, CO calls 21 BB

River: (72 BB, 2 players) 3
Hero bets 110.42 BB, CO calls 66.5 BB

Hero shows 5 5 (Full House, Fives full of Threes)

Hero wins 248.12 BB

drunk/coked out. late night 5oonl session? i think yesss

had a request for a tr of the stripclub the other night. will see how much I can remember and update when possible. i def remember some stripper wanted the d super bad and after I said no a few times she grinded up on me for ~5 minues, then grabbed my dick and said, "Oh no es una mentira"

meaning, "oh, you're not lying"

yeah *****, I'm gay. you want me to get hard? bring your brother