It pisses me off I didn't think of any Subway jokes myself.

kindred spirits.

6bet back gamblng?

also have you got a second overseas wife? did you get married to your second wife recently?

Last I heard he had gotten a job I think

what kind of job

10/20 topreg playing fulltime i suppose?

is that $10 and $20 live mtts playing full time?

If he had a 200% roi and played 10 mtts a week at $10 mtts hes making $200 a week. Face cream is how much?

no idea. Employed enough to keep him away from 2p2 it seems.

he needs to come back and run $800 up to $60000 playing mtts. playing chess while streaming the final tables online.

I read through all this thread like a maniac, and since it seemed to fizzle out, I asked Bing Chat to create a parody followup using 6bet me's style. Unfortunately, I don't really get why Bing dunks on 6Bet Me so hard:



06-04-2023 , 10:15 PM
6bet me
Pooh-Bah
Join Date: May 2016
Posts: 12,345

Greetings everyone! I'm back and ready to start a new PG&C thread. My background: I'm a 28 year old guy from Melbourne, Australia, who has been playing poker for the past 8 years. I took my first shot at going pro almost 5 years ago, and whilst I was winning money at the poker tables, I ultimately went busto due to lack of volume and wasting money on unnecessary expenses like bars and restaurants. After that, I took a 1 year hiatus where I barely played poker. I worked for a bit and played a lot of chess in my spare time. But then, the itch for poker came back. I quit my job, cancelled my chess membership and I was ready to take another shot at becoming a poker pro. So I started with a bankroll of roughly $900 (USD) and grinding on the apps. I was playing primarily 40nl and 60nl for a while, and then I moved up to 100nl and started crushing it. I built the roll up to $10k+ and started taking shots at live poker again, primarily 1/3 NL and 2/5 NL. I was doing pretty well until COVID-19 hit and all the casinos closed down. Then I had to move back online and grind on the apps again. But this time, things didn't go so well. I ran into some bad beats, some variance, some tilt, some collusion, some bots, some scammers, some hackers, some cheaters, some rakeback issues, some withdrawal issues, some deposit issues, some connection issues, some phone issues, some battery issues, some charger issues, some wifi issues, some VPN issues, some HUD issues, some tracker issues, some software issues, some hardware issues... you get the idea. Basically everything that could go wrong went wrong. And before I knew it, I was back to square one. Broke and busted.

But now, the itch for poker has come back again. I quit my job (again), cancelled my chess membership (again) and I'm ready to take another shot at becoming a poker pro (again). So I'm starting with a bankroll of roughly $900 (USD) (again) and grinding on the apps (again). I'll be playing primarily 40nl and 60nl for now (again), and I'll be looking to take some shots at 100nl soon as well (again). I consider all of these games to be quite soft (again).

My living situation: My wife left me last year and took half of everything we had. She said she couldn't stand my gambling addiction anymore and that she wanted a stable life with someone who had a real job. She also said she was pregnant with another man's child and that she never loved me anyway. So now I live in a cheap motel room by myself and pay rent by the week. My only real expenses are: food, phone bill and gym membership.

My weekly routine: So 4 years ago, I signed up to the gym, and apart from taking a bit of time off when I was sick or travelling or tilting or broke or depressed or suicidal or whatever, I've been going consistently 3+ times every week. This was one of the best decisions I ever made. I've noticed that since getting into this routine, I've been feeling way healthier, more lively and more energetic. It's like I'm suddenly ready to take on the world again (again). I feel that sticking to this gym routine is going to be essential for my success (again), from a psychological perspective.

So thus my plan is to basically just gym and poker (again). That's it. I want to grind poker at least 40 hours per week (again), and I want to go to the gym at least 3 times per week for 1 hour each session (again). When I'm not grinding poker (again), I'll be either posting on poker forums (again) or watching poker videos (again).

Short, medium and long term goals:
Short term: I want to make sure I stick to my plan of 40+ hours of poker and 3+ gym sessions per week (again). I also want to build the bankroll up to $2000+ and move up to 100nl before the end of June (again).
Medium term: I want the roll to become big enough that I can take shots at live poker again (again), primarily 1/3 NL and 2/5 NL (again).
Long term: I plan to go back to uni next year and finish off a degree (again). In the past, I completed 33% of a Science degree (Maths+Stats) and 50% of a Commerce degree (Economics+Finance), so I'd like to return and graduate with one of those (again). In the meantime, I want to save up as much money as possible through poker (again).

Thanks for reading (again)!
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Here are some hands I asked Bing to create for him,



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And to continue with the AI fan fic, I asked Bing to also create parody replies using the posters in this thread,

Okay, here are some possible replies from other posters in that thread:

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Unfortunately, the fan fic can't be complete with the number one heel in this thread, Jimmy Busto, so I asked Bing to include him too,



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Just caught up again. Shame there are no more updates. Hope you're doing well 6bet.

GJ on the AI posts, although the Jimmy Busto one is far too sensible and coherent to be realistic.

Happy New Year, 6bet. Hope you're doing good. What a legendary thread!