Every one knows I'm a dyed in the wool rec, so when I've had a few bevvies, i'll slip down the stakes, select "tard-mode" and have a little 10nlz spew fest. It's Saturday night, her indoors has the X-Factor on (**** that ****) so I'll just prod buttons for an hour.
No fish these days...r u fkn ***** in me.
Now don't worry about my lines....I'm drunk ffs
. In fact, don't even worry about their lines, just look at what they are showing up with.
Poker Stars, $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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#37859064
BTN: $15.03 (150.3 bb)
SB: $13.44 (134.4 bb)
Hero (BB): $18.13 (181.3 bb)
UTG: $11.22 (112.2 bb)
MP: $14.63 (146.3 bb)
CO: $38.52 (385.2 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BB with 9
Q
2 folds,
CO raises to $0.35, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.25
Flop: ($0.75) 2
8
6
(2 players)
Hero checks,
CO bets $0.72,
Hero raises to $2.10, CO calls $1.38
Turn: ($4.95) Q
(2 players)
Hero checks,
CO bets $2.37, Hero calls $2.37
River: ($9.69) Q
(2 players)
Hero checks,
CO bets $6.70,
Hero raises to $13.31, CO calls $6.61
Results: $36.31 pot ($1.50 rake)
Final Board: 2
8
6
Q
Q
Hero showed 9
Q
and won $34.81 ($16.68 net)
CO showed 6
J
and lost (-$18.13 net)
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#37859065
Hero (BTN): $10 (100 bb)
SB: $6.86 (68.6 bb)
BB: $8.54 (85.4 bb)
UTG: $21.42 (214.2 bb)
MP: $10.10 (101 bb)
CO: $12.68 (126.8 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BTN with A
K
UTG folds,
MP raises to $0.30, CO calls $0.30,
Hero raises to $1.20, 2 folds, MP calls $0.90,
CO folds
Flop: ($2.85) 9
T
7
(2 players)
MP checks,
Hero bets $0.92,
MP raises to $1.84,
Hero raises to $8.80 and is all-in, MP calls $6.96
Turn: ($20.45) 2
(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($20.45) 4
(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results: $20.45 pot ($0.92 rake)
Final Board: 9
T
7
2
4
Hero showed A
K
and won $19.53 ($9.53 net)
MP showed K
J
and lost (-$10 net)
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#37859067
BTN: $2.79 (27.9 bb)
SB: $14.67 (146.7 bb)
BB: $10 (100 bb)
Hero (UTG): $22.18 (221.8 bb)
MP: $16.41 (164.1 bb)
CO: $12.68 (126.8 bb)
Preflop: Hero is UTG with K
K
Hero raises to $0.28, 3 folds, SB calls $0.23,
BB folds
Flop: ($0.66) 7
3
J
(2 players)
SB checks,
Hero bets $0.40, SB calls $0.40
Turn: ($1.46) 6
(2 players)
SB bets $1.39, Hero calls $1.39
River: ($4.24) K
(2 players)
SB checks,
Hero bets $2.19, SB calls $2.19
Results: $8.62 pot ($0.39 rake)
Final Board: 7
3
J
6
K
SB mucked J
8
and lost (-$4.26 net)
Hero showed K
K
and won $8.23 ($3.97 net)
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#37859070
BTN: $3.95 (39.5 bb)
SB: $8.27 (82.7 bb)
BB: $6.66 (66.6 bb)
UTG: $11.39 (113.9 bb)
MP: $12.71 (127.1 bb)
Hero (CO): $37.54 (375.4 bb)
Preflop: Hero is CO with 5
A
UTG raises to $0.25,
MP folds, Hero calls $0.25,
BTN folds, SB calls $0.20,
BB folds
Flop: ($0.85) 4
9
A
(3 players)
SB bets $0.41,
UTG folds, Hero calls $0.41
Turn: ($1.67) 4
(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks
River: ($1.67) 8
(2 players)
SB bets $0.90, Hero calls $0.90
Results: $3.47 pot ($0.16 rake)
Final Board: 4
9
A
4
8
SB showed 2
K
and lost (-$1.56 net)
Hero showed 5
A
and won $3.31 ($1.75 net)
My favourite (and I lost
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#37859071
BTN: $7.95 (79.5 bb)
SB: $9.30 (93 bb)
Hero (BB): $19.85 (198.5 bb)
UTG: $13.80 (138 bb)
MP: $31.50 (315 bb)
CO: $10 (100 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BB with T
Q
UTG calls $0.10, 4 folds, Hero checks
Flop: ($0.25) A
A
6
(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks
Turn: ($0.25) 9
(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks
River: ($0.25) Q
(2 players)
Hero checks,
UTG bets $0.12, Hero calls $0.12
Results: $0.49 pot ($0.02 rake)
Final Board: A
A
6
9
Q
Hero mucked T
Q
and lost (-$0.22 net)
UTG showed 6
A
and won $0.47 ($0.25 net) lololololololol
I know it is de rigueur to hate Stars, but if this is what is swimming into the lobby and up the stakes due to their business strategy, i'll take it over better rakeback anyday.
Isn't it odd...as tough as it is to grind these days, playing for fun just gets better and better. I'm up $400 this month, tax free, for doing something I fkn adore.
Later sportsfans.
...and my beloved reds stuffed Spurs.