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12-16-2017 , 05:30 AM
I feel like every donkament you fire you ship?
12-16-2017 , 05:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pontylad
Your mistake was not having an opinion, it was sharing it with a person who's ego exceeds what he's achieved in poker.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xenoblade
He'll grow out of it, all it shows is that he is just starting to have success

oh and everybody is into crypto lately oro, it's cool and all you've made 24k but that's like... 1.5 btc man, chump change at this point
To summarize: You two gents are basically saying I have not made enough money to be talking the way I do. Well that may be true, but I sure am catching up in that department


Quote:
Originally Posted by barney big nuts
I like op and his attitude



Quote:
Originally Posted by meale
I feel like every donkament you fire you ship?
Not really, no


Quote:
Originally Posted by Clanty
Sorry for having an opinion
Damn, Now u went all my mother on me. Thats something she always does.
Gotta respect all them opinins these days. Im almost too paralyzed to respond.
Spoiler:
Almost

12-16-2017 , 07:18 AM
I love this thread
12-16-2017 , 08:10 AM
sub
12-16-2017 , 09:20 AM
I feel sorry for the ppl you play with... And the regs that are going to get your decent c*ck up their ass
12-16-2017 , 06:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Maverick93
I love this thread


Quote:
Originally Posted by doctor877
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Not a day too soon. Welcome!


Quote:
Originally Posted by mahsjdi
I feel sorry for the ppl you play with... And the regs that are going to get your decent c*ck up their ass
Im surprised u did not call it a "MASSIVE C*CK"
Why sorry/worry - im only doing the ones asking for it/loving it
Always preferred love to war.

Anyway, back to the grind.

12-16-2017 , 06:30 PM
Vs spewfish who plays every hand like this.

    Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

    SB: $200 (100 bb)
    BB: $213 (106.5 bb)
    UTG: $200 (100 bb)
    MP: $98.10 (49.1 bb)
    CO: $886.11 (443.1 bb)
    Hero (BTN): $368.35 (184.2 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is BTN with J J
    2 folds, CO raises to $7, Hero raises to $24, 2 folds, CO calls $17

    Flop: ($51) 9 9 3 (2 players)
    CO bets $24.23, Hero raises to $67.84, CO raises to $111.45, Hero calls $43.61

    Turn: ($273.90) 7 (2 players)
    CO checks, Hero bets $65.08, CO calls $65.08

    River: ($404.06) K (2 players)
    CO checks, Hero bets $167.82, CO calls $167.82

    Spoiler:
    Results: $739.70 pot ($2.75 rake)
    Final Board: 9 9 3 7 K
    CO showed 7 5 and lost (-$368.35 net)
    Hero showed J J and won $736.95 ($368.60 net)
    12-16-2017 , 11:21 PM
    Jesus H Christ.
    12-17-2017 , 09:42 AM
    Sunday time - sexy time.





    GL grinders!
    12-18-2017 , 10:53 AM
    Some hands just have to be shared





      Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

      Hero (SB): $201 (100.5 bb)
      BB: $250.05 (125 bb)
      UTG: $200 (100 bb)
      MP: $268.60 (134.3 bb)
      CO: $186.94 (93.5 bb)
      BTN: $210.80 (105.4 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is SB with Q 5
      UTG folds, MP calls $2, CO calls $2, BTN folds, Hero completes, BB checks

      Flop: ($8) 6 9 8 (4 players)
      Hero checks, BB checks, MP bets $266.60 and is all-in, CO calls $184.94 and is all-in, 2 folds

      Turn: ($377.88) 8 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
      River: ($377.88) 3 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

      Spoiler:
      Results: $377.88 pot ($2.75 rake)
      Final Board: 6 9 8 8 3
      Hero mucked Q 5 and lost (-$2 net)
      BB mucked and lost (-$2 net)
      MP showed K A and lost (-$186.94 net)
      CO showed 7 T and won $375.13 ($188.19 net)



      Spoiler:
      12-21-2017 , 09:53 AM
      Subbed and good luck! Very entertaining read.
      12-23-2017 , 03:24 PM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by Squanderer
      Subbed and good luck! Very entertaining read.
      Thanks and welcome. Im really trying.


      ===============================================

      #scaredmoneyments

        Poker Stars, $2.50/$5 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 4 Players
        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

        Hero (SB): $845.80 (169.2 bb)
        BB: $618.99 (123.8 bb)
        CO: $1,846.13 (369.2 bb)
        BTN: $519.75 (104 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is SB with Q Q
        2 folds, Hero raises to $15, BB raises to $46.50, Hero raises to $112.50, BB calls $66

        Flop: ($225) 5 5 7 (2 players)
        Hero bets $53.64, BB calls $53.64

        Turn: ($332.28) K (2 players)
        Hero bets $109.16, BB calls $109.16

        River: ($550.60) 9 (2 players)
        Hero bets $549.10, BB calls $343.69 and is all-in

        Spoiler:
        Results: $1,237.98 pot ($1.50 rake)
        Final Board: 5 5 7 K 9
        Hero showed Q Q and won $1,236.48 ($617.49 net)
        BB showed T T and lost (-$618.99 net)




        They say this is standard. (or is it?)
        Spoiler:
        Either way, gotta wash them pants.
        12-23-2017 , 03:52 PM
        Totally standard at this point.
        12-26-2017 , 11:55 PM
        Haz maney and not afraid to show it..

        12-27-2017 , 03:09 AM
        standard preflop GTA open size randomizer


        flat call and reevaluate on flap imo
        12-27-2017 , 05:07 AM
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by weaktightreg
        flat call and reevaluate on flap imo
        yea typical push or call spot


        ========================================
        This is how u ought to get em.

        https://www.boomplayer.com/26350971_9C63CF6F9C
        12-27-2017 , 05:22 AM
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by Oro-Ja-Njivu
        One way to get there...
        12-27-2017 , 03:11 PM
          Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

          SB: $203.08 (101.5 bb)
          Hero (BB): $202.09 (101 bb)
          UTG: $170.81 (85.4 bb)
          MP: $17.18 (8.6 bb)
          CO: $413.24 (206.6 bb)
          BTN: $648.62 (324.3 bb)

          Preflop: Hero is BB with 6 6
          UTG folds, MP raises to $17.18 and is all-in, 3 folds, Hero calls $15.18

          Flop: ($35.36) A J T (2 players, 1 is all-in)
          Turn: ($35.36) 6 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
          River: ($35.36) A (2 players, 1 is all-in)

          Spoiler:
          Results: $35.36 pot ($1.77 rake)
          Final Board: A J T 6 A
          Hero showed 6 6 and won $33.59 ($16.41 net)
          MP showed 7 7 and lost (-$17.18 net)


          12-28-2017 , 04:35 PM
          Thank u glorious RNG.

            Poker Stars, $2.50/$5 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

            Hero (SB): $500 (100 bb)
            BB: $514.50 (102.9 bb)
            UTG: $500 (100 bb)
            MP: $521.46 (104.3 bb)
            CO: $438.01 (87.6 bb)
            BTN: $467.46 (93.5 bb)

            Preflop: Hero is SB with Q Q
            UTG folds, MP raises to $15, 2 folds, Hero calls $12.50, BB calls $10

            Flop: ($45) J J 5 (3 players)
            Hero checks, BB checks, MP bets $12.83, Hero calls $12.83, BB raises to $39.64, MP folds, Hero calls $26.81

            Turn: ($137.11) 6 (2 players)
            Hero checks, BB checks

            River: ($137.11) Q (2 players)
            Hero checks, BB bets $188.58, Hero raises to $445.36 and is all-in, BB calls $256.78

            Spoiler:
            Results: $1,027.83 pot ($3 rake)
            Final Board: J J 5 6 Q
            Hero showed Q Q and won $1,024.83 ($524.83 net)
            BB showed Q J and lost (-$500 net)


            Feelin sorry for the guy on so many levels.
            Spoiler:
            Also feelin sorry it wasnt 500bb deep.
            Spoiler:
            Also fu*k that guy fastplaying then slowing down when he
            realizes i got plenty better Jx - eventually going full greed mode OTR.


            12-28-2017 , 05:38 PM
            Quote:
            Originally Posted by Oro-Ja-Njivu
            Thank u glorious RNG.

              Poker Stars, $2.50/$5 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
              Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

              Hero (SB): $500 (100 bb)
              BB: $514.50 (102.9 bb)
              UTG: $500 (100 bb)
              MP: $521.46 (104.3 bb)
              CO: $438.01 (87.6 bb)
              BTN: $467.46 (93.5 bb)

              Preflop: Hero is SB with Q Q
              UTG folds, MP raises to $15, 2 folds, Hero calls $12.50, BB calls $10

              Flop: ($45) J J 5 (3 players)
              Hero checks, BB checks, MP bets $12.83, Hero calls $12.83, BB raises to $39.64, MP folds, Hero calls $26.81

              Turn: ($137.11) 6 (2 players)
              Hero checks, BB checks

              River: ($137.11) Q (2 players)
              Hero checks, BB bets $188.58, Hero raises to $445.36 and is all-in, BB calls $256.78

              Spoiler:
              Results: $1,027.83 pot ($3 rake)
              Final Board: J J 5 6 Q
              Hero showed Q Q and won $1,024.83 ($524.83 net)
              BB showed Q J and lost (-$500 net)


              Feelin sorry for the guy on so many levels.
              Spoiler:
              Also feelin sorry it wasnt 500bb deep.
              Spoiler:
              Also fu*k that guy fastplaying then slowing down when he
              realizes i got plenty better Jx - eventually going full greed mode OTR.


              Why you do dis?
              12-28-2017 , 06:58 PM
              Flat pre - cant say too much about that. Remember the last time i tried
              talking strat here

              As for making fun of the guy...
              I despise greed immensly.
              What godgiven time is he ever to come up with a bluff here?
              What would his thought proces look like in that case?

              "Well here I am on the BB overcalling very wide range.
              I should have most 7x so lets squeeze it up OTF but not too large
              so they stay in the pot with pretty much anything..
              Look! There is the turn and someone is still in the hand - lets just give up on my bluff.
              Oh well there is the river brick. I rep nothing but let me try one more time to bluff him of his marginal holdings..preferably charging myself 150% pot on my bluff."

              Spoiler:
              -THOUGHT NO REG EVER.



              Now one may ask himself why am I hating on someone for being a
              bad story teller. Very good question. Looking at other players
              I have a lot of hatred and negative emotion towards many..
              I want to destroy them at the tables.
              If and once i get to know the guy we usually become friends.
              But as long as I think poorly of someones game, their game
              being all I know, I also think poorly of them as humans.

              Typically it only relates to regs - not fish. After all I have some
              expectations when it comes to regulars. And then I get the urge
              to make fun of it. I must be a bit sick in my head as well, for experiencing it
              the way I do but hey.. we are all special in our own ways
              12-28-2017 , 07:23 PM
              oook
              12-28-2017 , 08:42 PM
              Quote:
              Originally Posted by Oro-Ja-Njivu
              we are all special in our own ways
              not kidding, some a wee bit more than others
              12-28-2017 , 09:14 PM
              Another streamer labled me the fish lable today.. THIS HAS TO STOP!!



              12-28-2017 , 11:06 PM
              Ahahhah get rekt lex.

                    
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