Still on pace to meet my profit goals though. So there's that.

3rd in $5.10 hyper turbo for ~$300 and 3rd in $82 progressive ko for ~$800 + like $350 in bounties.. still have no idea how to close a tourni though

Seems like your running pretty good, final table every 1-2 days.

Is your volume just real big or am I doing alot wrong?

Running good, playing well - making decisions I'm satisfied with and going with my gut. My volume isn't too big, I made a little over 5k vpps last month in tournis so I'm far from a mass multi tabler but I'd say I put in pretty decent volume. Also proper game selection is a huge factor.

11 final tables in 35 days but not a single outright win:

• 1st(chop) - $8 6max turbo 3k gtd
• 3rd - $11 6max 1k gtd
• 2nd - $13.50 ko turbo 5k gtd
• 7th - $16.50 zoom 5k gtd
• 4th - $33 2k gtd
• 4th - $27.50 progressive super ko 12k gtd
• 4th - $13.50 turbo ko 10k gtd
• 6th - The Big $27.50 20k gtd
• 8th - $11 4k gtd
• 3rd - $5.10 hyper 3k gtd
• 3rd - $82 6max progressive ko 8k gtd

Anybody wanna coach me on how to close fts?

19th in big $162 and 29th in nightly $162 both today.. fml.

4th in $55 4max. Cool

23rd in hot 109$. This is getting annoying.

2nd in $5.10 hyper turbo:

PokerStars Hand #141996514190: Tournament #1336932268, $5.00+$0.10 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXX (40000/80000) - 2015/10/10 4:24:21 ET
Table '1336932268 41' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 3: OnUrBikeSon (590064 in chips)
Seat 5: AndreLucas21 (822936 in chips)
OnUrBikeSon: posts the ante 16000
AndreLucas21: posts the ante 16000
AndreLucas21: posts small blind 40000
OnUrBikeSon: posts big blind 80000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OnUrBikeSon [Ad Kd]
AndreLucas21 said, "deal"
OnUrBikeSon said, "no"
AndreLucas21: raises 726936 to 806936 and is all-in
OnUrBikeSon said, "sy"
OnUrBikeSon: calls 494064 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (232872) returned to AndreLucas21
*** FLOP *** [9s As 2s]
*** TURN *** [9s As 2s] [Td]
OnUrBikeSon said, "LMFAO"
*** RIVER *** [9s As 2s Td] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OnUrBikeSon: shows [Ad Kd] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
AndreLucas21: shows [8s Ks] (a flush, Ace high)
AndreLucas21 collected 1180128 from pot
OnUrBikeSon finished the tournament in 2nd place and received $329.70.
AndreLucas21 wins the tournament and receives $447.65 - congratulations!
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1180128 | Rake 0
Board [9s As 2s Td 9d]
Seat 3: OnUrBikeSon (big blind) showed [Ad Kd] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 5: AndreLucas21 (button) (small blind) showed [8s Ks] and won (1180128) with a flush, Ace high

Sigh. I just wanna win something.

Finally won a cute little tournament - $10 multi-entry $500 gtd on full tilt for $215 lol yippie.

..And then 6th in $25 $1k gtd.. JJ<A5 for 2nd in chips etc.

29th in big $55.. Beyond speechless @ this:

PokerStars Hand #142372850719: Tournament #1342803015, $50+$5 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXX (2800/5600) - 2015/10/17 20:31:40 ET
Table '1342803015 119' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: luisnrd (273453 in chips)
Seat 2: Agentul05 (187395 in chips)
Seat 3: dadowiec (192500 in chips)
Seat 4: OnUrBikeSon (161646 in chips)
Seat 7: Kuconi (241539 in chips)
Seat 8: MisterTipper (221777 in chips)
Seat 9: fred_volpe (541597 in chips)
luisnrd: posts the ante 700
Agentul05: posts the ante 700
dadowiec: posts the ante 700
OnUrBikeSon: posts the ante 700
Kuconi: posts the ante 700
MisterTipper: posts the ante 700
fred_volpe: posts the ante 700
Kuconi: posts small blind 2800
MisterTipper: posts big blind 5600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OnUrBikeSon [9h 9c]
fred_volpe: folds
luisnrd: raises 5609 to 11209
Agentul05: folds
dadowiec: folds
OnUrBikeSon: calls 11209
Kuconi: folds
MisterTipper: calls 5609
*** FLOP *** [4d 4h 9d]
MisterTipper: checks
luisnrd: bets 20999
OnUrBikeSon: calls 20999
MisterTipper: calls 20999
*** TURN *** [4d 4h 9d] [Kc]
MisterTipper: checks
luisnrd: checks
OnUrBikeSon: checks
*** RIVER *** [4d 4h 9d Kc] [2c]
MisterTipper: bets 56000
luisnrd: folds
OnUrBikeSon: raises 72738 to 128738 and is all-in
MisterTipper: calls 72738
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OnUrBikeSon: shows [9h 9c] (a full house, Nines full of Fours)
MisterTipper: shows [4c 4s] (four of a kind, Fours)
MisterTipper collected 361800 from pot
OnUrBikeSon finished the tournament in 29th place and received $298.98.
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 361800 | Rake 0
Board [4d 4h 9d Kc 2c]
Seat 1: luisnrd folded on the River
Seat 2: Agentul05 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: dadowiec folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: OnUrBikeSon (button) showed [9h 9c] and lost with a full house, Nines full of Fours
Seat 7: Kuconi (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: MisterTipper (big blind) showed [4c 4s] and won (361800) with four of a kind, Fours
Seat 9: fred_volpe folded before Flop (didn't bet)