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NEIGH!!!!!  I'm a horse!!!!! NEIGH!!!!!  I'm a horse!!!!!

08-16-2017 , 12:06 PM
I'm now staked to play online poker at a private site that only accepts new players via invitation. Starting bankroll was $100 three days ago. Current bankroll is $181.40. Wheeee. I'm currently only authorized to play no limit holdem MTTs at or below $5. The stake is young.

My manager wishes to remain anonymous. Thus any inquiries into his identity or information requests will simply be ignored and perhaps even deleted by a moderator.

I think the added structure of having a manager will be great for me and I'm grateful for his guidance and wisdom.

I landed this gig by sharing my overall MTT results from swcpoker. Here are some stats that I think helped me get my foot in the door:

721 games / 9.3% return on investment = overall stats for all MTT game types over a two year period.

Away we go!
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08-16-2017 , 12:33 PM
Good luck and run goot, Bob148.
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08-16-2017 , 07:17 PM
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Good luck and run goot, Bob148.
Thank you stranger.

I played a $3 tourney this afternoon but finished in fourth place with only two spots paying. The payouts at this site are particularly steep. If there are from 9 to 25 players, only three spots pay. If there are from 6 to 8 players, two spots pay. 5 or less, only one spot pays.

The schedule for tonight looks like this:

8pm est: $50 gtd freeroll
8pm est: $1 - $100 gtd rebuy
9pm est: $3 - $25 gtd
10pm est: $2 - $25 gtd rebuy
12am est: $5 - $50 gtd rebuy
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08-16-2017 , 11:59 PM
results:

8pm est: $50 gtd freeroll zero
8pm est: $1 - $100 gtd rebuy zero
9pm est: $3 - $25 gtd 1st place paid $16.50
10pm est: $2 - $25 gtd rebuy 1st place paid $21

12am tourney to be determined.
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08-17-2017 , 12:14 PM
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12am tourney to be determined.
I failed this time. <shakes fist>

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My maximum allowed buy in went up. I'm now authorized to play the $6.08 + .60 tourney at 10pm est. It's a funny format. No late reg. Winner take all $100 gtd. $6.08 bounty on last nights winner and a bonus if you win it twice in a row. Sounds fun right? I'm gonna wait till gametime to decide if I want to play it depending on the number of entrants. The lower the number, the more likely I am to play it.

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The schedule for today looks like this:

all times est

2pm: $3 - $25 gtd
3pm: $2.22 - $22 gtd rebuy
4pm: $5 -$50 gtd
5pm: $1 -$25 gtd rebuy
6pm: $4 - $35 gtd
8pm: $50 gtd freeroll
8pm: $1 - $100 gtd rebuy
9pm: $3 - $25 gtd
10pm: $2 - $25 gtd rebuy
10pm: $6.08 - $100 gtd winner take all
12am: $5 - $50 gtd rebuy

Today's starting bankroll: $197
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08-17-2017 , 10:56 PM
2pm: $3 - $25 gtd bubbled
3pm: $2.22 - $22 gtd rebuy failed middle game
4pm: $5 -$50 gtd 1st paid $25
5pm: $1 -$25 gtd rebuy lost a big lead didn't cash
6pm: $4 - $35 gtd didn't run
8pm: $50 gtd freeroll fail
8pm: $1 - $100 gtd rebuy quit after busting a third time
9pm: $3 - $25 gtd 1st paid $18
10pm: $2 - $25 gtd rebuy didn't run
10pm: $6.08 - $100 gtd winner take all finished 4th blew a big lead
12am: $5 - $50 gtd rebuy to be determined

current bankroll: $212.14
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08-18-2017 , 10:42 AM
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12am: $5 - $50 gtd rebuy
I was really tired so I skipped this one.

Starting bankroll today: $212.14

Schedule for today is the same as yesterday:

all times est

2pm: $3 - $25 gtd
3pm: $2.22 - $22 gtd rebuy
4pm: $5 -$50 gtd
5pm: $1 -$25 gtd rebuy
6pm: $4 - $35 gtd
8pm: $50 gtd freeroll
8pm: $1 - $100 gtd rebuy
9pm: $3 - $25 gtd
10pm: $2 - $25 gtd rebuy
10pm: $6.08 - $100 gtd winner take all
12am: $5 - $50 gtd rebuy

However, I may take the afternoon off and be social for a bit.
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08-19-2017 , 08:29 AM
None of the afternoon tourneys ran yesterday, but a bunch of players showed up around 8pm to play the nightly freeroll and the $1.

results:

8pm: $50 gtd freeroll fail
8pm: $1 - $100 gtd rebuy fail
10pm: $2 - $25 gtd rebuy 2nd paid $10.5
12am: $5 - $50 gtd rebuy fail

Some didn't run and I skipped the $6.08 tourney because the winner take all format and 14 entrants = massive number of games needed to realize my expectation.

The 10pm $2 tourney was fun. The heads up battle lasted quite a while. At two points I had my opponent all in when I had the favorite preflop, but I was unable to finish him. I was down to 1.5 or so big blinds at one point, but I came back to regain the chiplead. Then the blinds got sky high and it was time to gamble. GG.

Here's the schedule for today:

all times est

2pm: $3 - $25 gtd
3pm: $2.22 - $22 gtd rebuy
4pm: $5 -$50 gtd
5pm: $1 -$25 gtd rebuy
6pm: $4 - $35 gtd
8pm: $50 gtd freeroll
8pm: $1 - $100 gtd rebuy
9pm: $3 - $25 gtd
10pm: $2 - $25 gtd rebuy
10pm: $6.08 - $100 gtd winner take all
12am: $5 - $50 gtd rebuy

starting bankroll is $204.34.
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08-19-2017 , 10:53 PM
Results for today:

all times est

2pm: $3 - $25 gtd 1st paid $16.25
3pm: $2.22 - $22 gtd rebuy didn't run
4pm: $5 -$50 gtd didn't run
5pm: $1 -$25 gtd rebuy zero
6pm: $4 - $35 gtd didn't run
8pm: $50 gtd freeroll zero
8pm: $1 - $100 gtd rebuy zero
9pm: $3 - $25 gtd zero
10pm: $2 - $25 gtd rebuy didn't run
10pm: $6.08 - $100 gtd winner take all 4th for zero

12am tourney coming up in an hour.

current bankroll: $202.11
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08-20-2017 , 10:47 AM
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2pm: $3 - $25 gtd 1st paid $16.25
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/23...-spot-1685007/

Interesting endgame spot imo.

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12am tourney coming up in an hour.
I failed. Decided to give this tourney up for now unless I'm feeling very awake. Due to the tiredness factor, I think those that live further west have an advantage here.
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08-20-2017 , 11:50 PM
Played six tourneys today. Zeroes across the board. Shrug. Still developing player reads and population tendencies.

Feeling pretty good at the moment so I'm gonna play the $5 in 10 minutes.

current bankroll: $181.53
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08-22-2017 , 06:42 AM
I played six tourneys yesterday. Zero cashes again.

current bankroll: $154.35
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08-22-2017 , 09:20 AM
good luck Bob
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08-22-2017 , 02:33 PM
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good luck Bob
Thank you stranger.

Standard schedule today. I just busted out of a $3 freezeout. There are many consecutive zeroes in my win column, but lucky for me I ran hot at the start of this adventure, which puts the bad run into perspective.

current bankroll: $151.05
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08-23-2017 , 09:23 AM
Cashed a few tourneys yesterday:

all times est


5pm: $1 -$25 gtd rebuy $6.8 for 3rd place

10pm: $2 - $25 gtd rebuy $6.6 for 3rd place.

Most of the other tourneys didn't run or I did poorly.

current bankroll: 152.75

standard schedule today.
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08-24-2017 , 08:47 AM
Played three tourneys and a freeroll last night. I won one for $12.5, bubbled the $100 gtd in fourth place, and finished well out of the money in the last. I made the final table in the freeroll but was unable to get anything going there.

current bankroll: $151.85
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08-25-2017 , 08:58 AM
Played seven tourneys yesterday. Finished in first place in the $2.22 for $23.09, but that was my only cash of the day.

current bankroll: $150.48
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08-26-2017 , 06:24 AM
Played five tourneys and a freeroll yesterday. Zeroes across the board.

current bankroll: $121.90
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08-28-2017 , 05:48 PM
Please for the love of god tell me you're not playing micro MTTs for a living now.

Aside from that, hope all goes well.
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08-28-2017 , 06:03 PM
Lol. No it's just my hobby. I still pick things up and put them down for money.
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08-28-2017 , 10:42 PM
Played four tourneys today:

$1 - $25 gtd = 3rd place paid $5.20
$1 - $100 gtd = 2nd place paid $30
$50 gtd freeroll = zero
$500 gtd freeroll = 9th paid $25

current bankroll: $174.60
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08-29-2017 , 11:14 PM
Played seven tourneys today and cashed in 2 out of 7. One first place finish and a second place finish.

current bankroll: $182.95
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08-31-2017 , 07:38 AM
Played a few tourneys yesterday but didn't cash in any of them.

current bankroll: $160.45
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09-01-2017 , 07:35 AM
Played two tourneys and a freeroll last night:

8pm $100 gtd = first place paid $50
8pm $50 gtd freeroll = zero
9pm $25 gtd = zero

current bankroll: $205.05
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09-02-2017 , 08:58 AM
Played three tourneys and a freeroll. Zeroes across the board. I bubbled the $100 gtd.

current bankroll: $195.55
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