A. Poor and unacceptable thought processes
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5. I am God's gift to poker. Poker is so EZ. Im gonna win $$$ this session
B. Common yet sub-optimal thought processes
1. Wow, a re-raise... I should fold my QQ, he probably has aces
2. I have a flush draw, and a flush is a great hand. I'll make lots of money if I hit, so I call.
3. The board is 8s8s4d, and he bets... my AK can't really stand this heat. I fold.
4. He's so loose, I know he is bluffing. I can call with my mid pair on the river here.
5. I have top two pair, thats a great hand. I can call this river shove, if he has me beat I guess thats too bad.
C. Partially optimal processes which need refinement
1. I raised preflop, and he's checked. I can c-bet here and take it down.
2. I have the NFD, and these players are loose passive. I'm going to bet here as a semi-bluff.
3. I have 87s, which can hit a LOT of flops. I'm going to raise it as a semi-bluff, cause if I get a call, I can still hit.
4. I have TT, which is a decent hand, but those overcards scare me so I'll bet now and take it down.
5. My AK missed this low, un-coordinated board, but he's checked anyway so I'll just bet and take it down now.
D. Well rounded and logically optimal thoughts
1.
I have a mid PP which could definitely be good, and he has bet small into this pot. But the fact that there are overcards on the board, and the fact that I am more than likely to face further betting on all postflop streets from here means that showing down my hand cheaply is going to be very difficult. I'm just going to have to submit to reverse implied odds and let him have this pot. Given that I have nothing invested in it, and my equity versus his range is poor, I'm not too worried.
2.
Ive missed this low board with my AQs, and the fact that he has called my PFR in the BB means that although he could have overcards, pocket pairs are HUGE in his range as well. The fact that he's checked doesn't mean that he's going to fold. In fact, with an AF of 6.5, he could definitely be going for a checkraise. If I check behind here, I may be able to catch my A or Q, or a running heart draw, and get some value from his mid PP that he thinks is good. If I c-bet here its really as a bluff, and I don't think that this bluff has much chance of succeeding, given that I estimate a lot of his range to call me. Getting check-raised here would be a total disaster because he could be bluffing me with some crap which I beat like AJs, QJs, just based on my high c-bet percentage. I'll just check behind and see what happens on the turn. Given that I have position, I'm in a good spot to re-evaluate the hand and play to the river.
3.
What is going on here? He check-calls two streets and open shoves the river. What kind of hand could this be? Well, there was the heart draw on the flop which missed. Then there was the backdoor straight draw on the turn which missed. Given that this clown is 38/15/5.0, his range certainly includes these busted draws. Well what about the hands which beat my two pair? JJ would have re-raised preflop, given his AF. Any set would have raised the flop or turn, according to both his AF and the fact that the board is so ugly. So though I'm not ruling them out, they are definitely less likely. Besides, I've been watching how this guy plays and that thin river shove he made with TPMK against the guy to my left was horrible - he seems really splashy. Maybe he's still upset about how I outdrew him with my OESFD? Given that his range includes a huge amount of missed heart draws and top pair kind of hands, I'd say I'm definitely good here a lot of the time, and I'm getting really nice odds. I call! OH WHATS THAT, A BUSTED DRAW?? SHIP IT!
4.
I have an OESD, so I'll bet against this moderately passive guy as a semi-bluff. He usually folds so I'll just win the pot with nothing, thankyouverymuch. ... Oh crap, he minraised. Well, okay. What type of hands would he do this with? Top pair kind of hands, two pairs, maaaybe the occaisional draw. Given that he's so bad, I think its worth it to try and catch my hand because he is more than likely to overplay top pair or two pair, and if he has a set, its like free money. Given that his minraise gives me great implied odds, I'll call.
Nice! I caught my draw. Okay, so how to extract? Well, I feel like this guy will bet again if I check , and a checkraise will look a lot like a bluff, and though there are two hearts on the board, the FD is certainly unlikely in his range. So I'll checkraise him, and put the rest in on the river. Time to push - he can definitely put me on some kind of missed heart draw, and the money in going in anyway if he has a set. Its the perfect trap. Well he caught two pair on the turn, but I managed to manipulate him by combining his flop minraise mistake with his tendency to overplay bad hands with a nice checkraise and river push where he was getting very attractive odds to call. nh!
(Hand history for number 4)
Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)
Hero (SB): $221.27
BB: $126.57
UTG: $33.42
MP: $98.50
CO: $62.06
BTN: $78.90
Preflop: Hero is dealt T Q (6 Players)
UTG calls $1.00, 3 folds, Hero calls $0.50, BB checks
Flop: ($3) 5 J K (3 Players)
Hero bets $2.50, BB raises to $6.00, UTG folds, Hero calls $3.50
Turn: ($15) 9 (2 Players)
Hero checks, BB bets $13.00, Hero raises to $50.00, BB calls $37.00
River: ($115) A (2 Players)
Hero bets $70.00, BB calls all-in for $69.57
Uncalled bet of $0.43 returned to Hero
Pot Size: $254.14 ($3 Rake)
BB had J 9 (two pairs, Jacks and Nines) and LOST (-$126.57)
Hero had T Q (a straight Ten to Ace) and WON (+$124.57)
5.
AKo, premium hand, I'll 3bet it for value against this 54/20/4.0 because I'm so far ahead of his range. He flat calls. Well, I guess we can put him on a pretty wide range - broadway and pairs, predominantly. Also I'll throw in Axs type of hands. I think I'll weight the range towards PP's, and then broadway, then suited stuff. So I hit gin on the flop, but most of his range can't stand a bet, and if I bet now i'll just win the minimum. But if I bet turn and river, hands like QQ, JJ will be compelled to call, and though I get value from hands like KQ and KJ if I bet now, I dont want to weight my bet too heavily towards that end of his range. I want to let other worse hands in as well. Given how safe and dry the board is, I can risk giving a card without too much trouble. Right so turn pairs the board, time to bet. .....
UHHH WTF. MINRAISE. Ok well this sucks. Baluga all the way. Well what can he have? Kx type hands are definitely in his range here, and I'm ahead of all those hands. I cant see him having a 6 unless he has quads. Could he have 68s? Very wierd spot. But the point is, I'm wa/wb here and he cant be bluffing this board. There are no draws of any kind and this is a 3bet pot. He cant be raising queens because of the K on the board, even if I did check the flop. He can definitely have aces. I really can't shove here, its too thin, but I can't fold. If he has a set and I catch another K I get all the money.
I'm going to call and check the river. If he shoves, I'll fold. If he bets small, I'll call because I'm still ahead of those Kx type hands. But I really can't shove here! Ok he bets smallish on the river. I can't raise but I'll call. If he has a big hand he is really really stupid.
Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)
SB: $24.21
Hero (BB): $31.15
UTG: $82.13
MP: $11.68
CO: $24.65
BTN: $40.12
Preflop: Hero is dealt K A (6 Players)
UTG raises to $0.75, 4 folds, Hero raises to $2.30, UTG calls $1.55
Flop: ($4.70) K 8 6 (2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG checks
Turn: ($4.70) 6 (2 Players)
Hero bets $3.50, UTG raises to $7.00, Hero calls $3.50
River: ($18.70) 2 (2 Players)
Hero checks, Villlain bets $5.00, Hero calls $5.00
Pot Size: $28.70 ($3 Rake)
UTG had 8 8 (a full house, Eights full of Sixes) and WON (+$14.40)
Hero had K A (two pairs, Kings and Sixes) and LOST (-$14.30)
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