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06-09-2020 , 07:36 PM
Que?

Hero BB (covers) A9hh
Villain UTG ($262.78) T9ss

UTG limps, folds to SB who shoves all-in for $14.98 total. We call because the UTG limper is a fun player likely to call with garbage. UTG calls too.

Flop ($42.60) JT7ccx

We both check.

Turn ($42.60) Kd

We both check.

River ($42.60) Qx

So we have broadway. We bet $12 and villain min raises to $24, we 3-bet to $56 and villain calls? What??? SB has QQ and we scoop... WTF? Maybe I should have just jammed lol. Nah.

I lost an all-in preflop against a guy who was just clicking it back constantly with QQ vs his AA. Couldn't let that one go. Good for him.
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06-09-2020 , 10:57 PM
wpsir
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06-09-2020 , 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
wpsir
Rice Crispmaker strikes again! Missed you buddy. =D
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06-10-2020 , 10:44 PM
glad to see you're still able to get a couple hands in here and there, Ripe Chexmixer!
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06-10-2020 , 11:07 PM
Results 6/9: -$820

Vomit.

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
glad to see you're still able to get a couple hands in here and there, Ripe Chexmixer!
More incoming.

Set Him Up

Hero SB (covers) AdJc
Villain BTN ($180.02) ??

Villain opens to $5 on the BTN and we raise to $17, villain calls.

Flop ($34.20) QQ2hhx

Checks around.

Turn ($34.20) 4h

We check and villain bets $17. Feels like an all-in will win here. I say "eff it" in my head and jam all-in for $146 effective. Villain quickly folds. Sweet.

Knock Him Down

2 hands later

Hero CO (covers) KK
Villain HJ ($164.29) ATos

UTG opens to $6, same villain as last hand calls $6 and we raise to $24. UTG calls and villain back raises all-in. We go all-in and UTG folds.

Board runs out clean and we win!
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06-10-2020 , 11:19 PM
Bad Sizing

Hero HJ (covers) 22
Villain CO ($193) KK

UTG+1 opens to $6 we call and villain raises to $14, UTG+1 calls and we call too.

Flop ($42.75) Q32r

Checks to villain who bets half pot $21.38 UTG+1 folds and we min raise to $42.76 and villain calls.

Turn ($126.52) 7d

We go all-in for $136.24 effective and villain calls. No king on the river and we scoop.
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06-10-2020 , 11:25 PM
One Outter River

Hero SB (covers) TT
Villain UTG+3 ($209.29) QQ

Villain opens to $6 and we just call.

Flop ($13.30) KKTccx

We check, villain checks.

Turn ($13.30) Qx

We bet $6 and villain raises to $26. I have a bad feeling that he has QQ here. What hand checks the flop and raises turn here that I'm beating? Maybe AJ?? We call but not liking it.

River ($62.70) T

So we river quads. I check planning on check raising obviously and villain checks it back. Terrible check on my part, I should be looking to bet half pot on the river instead. Oh well. Beats getting stacked, that's for sure.
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06-11-2020 , 12:03 AM
oh gawd, i may have to unsub until you change your avatar into something else
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06-11-2020 , 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by rickroll
oh gawd, i may have to unsub until you change your avatar into something else


Is this better? Or the one crossed eye? What's so hideous about my face? I spent half a day trying to cross only one eye while stoned. I put clear eyes in the crossed eye and the other is bloodshot. That's just cool guy material if you ask me.



Don't be jealous!
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06-11-2020 , 01:06 AM
There I changed my avatar so you guys won't have to look at my ugly face.....for now.

I took this pic a few months ago.

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06-11-2020 , 01:22 AM
haha, just the cross eye was just too much, i remember when you looked like a blonde harry potter, van life no bueno for your avatar game
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06-11-2020 , 06:47 AM
Results 6/10: +$665

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06-11-2020 , 04:58 PM
are you up or down last 3-6 months?
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06-11-2020 , 05:03 PM
Good Luck!
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06-11-2020 , 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by YGOchamp
are you up or down last 3-6 months?
Up.

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Originally Posted by JohnJ
Good Luck!
Thanks.
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06-11-2020 , 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by YGOchamp
are you up or down last 3-6 months?
How about you champ? You play online poker at all? How's the grind going? Do we run the same 200nl streets or are you crushing 500nl+?

Maybe I'd be winning more if I figured out how to use a HUD, which I probably should. But I've been doing better at keeping notes on different players and paying attention. That stuff is pretty important. I keep on grinding and keep on trying to get better.

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06-12-2020 , 04:09 AM
Too Much?

Hero UTG+2($205.30) 66
Villain UTG+1 (covers) ??

Villain opens to $4, we call, CO 3bets to $19, villain calls and we call.

Flop ($57) J65dxx

Everyone checks.

Turn ($57) 2d

Villain bets $20 and we jam all-in for $186.30, CO folds and villain timebanks then folds.

Too much??

Unlucky

Hero UTG (covers) AsKh
Villain UTG+1 ($54.28) KQdd

Hero opens to $6 and only villain calls.

Flop ($14.25) KK9ssx

We bet $4 and villain calls.

Turn ($21.85) Jx

We bet $12 and villain jams $44.28 and we call.

River ($107.56) Tx

Got me.
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06-12-2020 , 04:16 AM
Thank You Come Again

Hero CO (covers) Racist Aces
Villain UTG+1 ($200) 88

Villain limps, HJ raises to $6 we 3bet to $22 and villain and HJ call.

Flop ($65.55) 553ccx

Checks to us, we bet $20 and only villain calls.

Turn ($105) 2x

Villain checks we bet $50 and villain calls.

River ($205) 6x

Villain checks we put him all-in for $108 and villain calls. Aces are good. Had this guy pegged as a stationy player not to bluff.
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06-12-2020 , 08:21 AM
i do think you x/r too much there, not sure what's calling that wouldn't get it all in anyway
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06-12-2020 , 04:07 PM
Results 6/11: +$610

I keep going up! My plan is to continue to get lucky and win. Maybe bink a big Sunday tournament? Wouldn't that be nice? Poker sure is fun when you're winning. And it feels like it comes easy. When you're losing it feels like it's just going to keep on that way. I just gotta focus on the bigger picture.

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Originally Posted by rickroll
i do think you x/r too much there, not sure what's calling that wouldn't get it all in anyway
Yeah thinking back on it I think I should have just donked the flop.
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06-12-2020 , 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by SimpleRick
Results 6/11: +$610
I keep going up! My plan is to continue to get lucky and win. Maybe bink a big Sunday tournament?
I like this plan. Why didn't you think of it sooner?
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06-12-2020 , 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Rich Checkmaker
for the record guys, im a lot more likable irl.
Just wanna pop in quick and say that 6Bet's thread brought me here, and I'm a huge fan of everything that's been going on in both of your threads. From a pure comedic standpoint, it's really filling the post-Tiger King summer void for me.
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06-13-2020 , 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic
I like this plan. Why didn't you think of it sooner?
Ya see I remember reading The Secret and all I have to do is put it out there in the universe and then it's gonna happen. While I'm making wishes might as well wish for a big titty naked chick with tattoos to smoke some reefer with. You listening universe??? You effing hear me? Big titty naked chick!

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Originally Posted by Tobayyy
Just wanna pop in quick and say that 6Bet's thread brought me here, and I'm a huge fan of everything that's been going on in both of your threads. From a pure comedic standpoint, it's really filling the post-Tiger King summer void for me.


Thanks. I'm gonna up my hijinks and also start splurging money on canned crab and maybe then I can rise to 6betme levels of entertainment. Maybe I'll make friends with a CEO guy and get a wife to move into my van with me.
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06-13-2020 , 02:34 AM
rich is humble, self aware, not fully deranged and plausibly good at poker - nothing at all like 6betme

for real though, it's hard to say based off the hands shared here but I think your x/r lines are too heavily skewed to pure value and in situations where you'd probably be better off just calling or donking - then again you're out in the pits so maybe that's optimal

would never advocate taking my thoughts at any value since i'm out of the game but just something to think about - i'm very likely deeply wrong about this
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06-13-2020 , 04:02 AM
Gimme A Queen!

Hero BB ($200) JTos
Villain HJ (covers) K2cc

Villain limps everyone else folds, we check.

Flop ($4.75) Q92hhx

We check villain bets $2, we call.

Turn ($8.55) 2x

We check villain bets $2 and we call.

River ($12.35) Qx

We check and villain goes all-in for $194 effective.....with just a deuce. We fold and he shows. In the next two hands he donks off his remaining $300 and is gone.

Without knowing how he played I would have folded a queen on the river. Lol.
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