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Had an incident today. I'm sitting, turned, eating some pineapple, blocking the narrow space between tables. A douche-bag wearing a CAL hat says "excuse me" and then immediately bumps my elbow with his crotch and pushes past me to take the empty seat next to me. I'm pissed. I tell him next time to say excuse me and
wait for me to move, not just push past me. Instead of simply saying "Ok, sorry" he tells me if I have a problem to call the floor. So I do and before the floor comes over he starts trying to rile me up by saying that I must be mad that I'm losing and a bad player. Ha! When the floor comes over he tries to explain his side of the story by starting off referring to me as "this idiot". The floor takes him aside and he has to go to a different table. Good. I ended up transferring to his table in the tournament a few hours later. I was mad dogging him the whole time and he didn't have the balls to look me in the face. If I see him at the casino again I'm going to make a beeline straight for him and remind him that he can't bump into people on purpose. Eff that clown.
If there were no repercussions I would beat the crap out of this jerk. Some people need to get punched in the face to set them straight. This guy is at the top of that list. And I'm on there too somewhere.
Something about another dude intentionally rubbing his junk on me makes me hopping angry seeing red ready to rock up and repeatedly smash my fist into that dude's face. Saying "excuse me" does not excuse you to do whatever the eff you want. You say "excuse me" after you accidentally bump into someone, not before you intentionally push them aside.
Quack Quack
Hero BTN (covers) 22
Connor MP (~1500) ?? British reg
Connor opens to 35 another player calls and I call.
Flop ($110) 532ddx
Connor bets 75 other guy folds and we raise to 210. Connor 3bets to 625 and I think about folding for half a second. Naw, gonna pay this off. I'm all-in. Connor snap calls, I show and ask "set?" he says "big draw".
Turn (~3k) Jc
River (~3k) 5
Murica!
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Originally Posted by Fatboy54
From another thread
I'm beginning to like you.
What is wrong with me.
Get a hold of yourself man!
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Originally Posted by Dubnjoy000
Not trolling, but I would assess that you seem mediocre at poker, albeit a small winner when factoring the jackpots that you (luckily) binked (which have to be included in the form of Rakeback winnings). If it was not for poker, would there not be another alternative then driving a bus again? I mean, given that you love hiking and camping (or at least in your van), does California not have good options in working in National parks, fighting fires etc., would these not be possible good alternatives for you?
Yeah I'm not great at poker, I'm like Doyle Brunson before he got cancer. I just need some cancer to unlock my innate abilities. Please God, I'm only joking!!!
My friend is a ranger. Maybe I could be Ranger Rick? Driving a bus ain't bad either.
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Originally Posted by DrawNone
DO NOT STAKE
I'm going to teach my friends to play like nits. That way it will be a slow bleed...