it's a good look. it adds to the whole homeless motif with hints of complete chaos, maybe violence, and definite drug abuse

glad to see you putting together some wins lately. keep it up

Results 10/9: +$3505

Insult To Injury Or Lucky River?

Hero MP+1(covers) Red Aces
Villain 1 utg+2(~2k) ??
Villain 2 SB (~1700) ??

Utg limps Villain 1 raises to 50 we raise to 175, villain 2 cold calls in the small blind utg folds and villain 1 calls.

Flop ($540) 992r

Villain 2 leads 400 V1 folds and we call.

Turn ($1340) 2

Villain 2 jams his remaining ~1100 and we call.

River (~$3540) Ace of spades.

We flip our hand over first and never see villains hand. He acts like the river killed him but I'm not too sure with this player and it's an absurd line to take with a nine. Pretty sure he had jacks or something. Either way.

Handing Out Rope

Hero CO (covers) AA
Villain BTN (~3k) 76hh Slightly drunk New Yorker. His friend at the other table hit the jackpot. A lot of east coast guys at the casino tonight.

Hero opens to 30 and villain raises to 110. We 4bet to 360 and villain calls.

Flop ($730) J52r

We check and villain checks.

Turn ($730) 2r

We check and villain bets 280 and we call.

River ($1290) 4

We check and villain bets 750 and we call and win.



Thanks. Grats on the table share.

Thread absolutely needs a pic of Gazzyb in the van.

OP if you haven't already, you need to check out the subreddit /vandwellers

Is Gazzy the Gary on live at the Bike that folding Kings in the 500BB pot? Such a horrible spot...

link?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GhoxlpvzcHM

No, the Gary in question is a Scottish gentleman with a strong Scottish accent. Like a kilt that's been transmogrified into a human being.

The AA hand is the best hand I’ve seen you play.

Splashed around at your hunting grounds on Saturday; what fertile grounds they are! Even for a washed up old pro. I kept my eye out for you but didn’t see you, but I will be coming prob once a month and will stop by and say hi if I see you. I did get to meet the famous GazzyB tho! Confirmed nice guy.

Next time you're playing and getting starred down by some reg in a hoody and sun glasses be really, really still, really still. Then wig out like you have turrets. Do it 15% of the time.

Gazzy has been on LATB before, I remember a hand where he flopped a set and Ryan Feldman completely leveled himself into making a pretty bad call.

Can we get a selfie of you and Gary together? A final burying of the hatchet.

he won 3.5k yesterday. that's enough for a new home.

Results 10/10: +$305

I'm in the zone. Everything is clear to me. I know the right answers intrinsically. I got more going on then just poker. I'm either going to do a bunch of crazy things or I'm going to write a book. Maybe both. Gonna go on a hike and then go to the em effing casino. Sunshine!

Will do, thanks.

Looking forward to it I'll be there often. I'm only going to be playing aces from now on.

Thankfully no regs wear sunglasses or a hoodie but when that guy does show up I'll have the move ready. I do see some people covering their mouths sometimes but I don't think that is necessary. Unless I haven't played in a while I'm pretty good at keeping a straight face I think.

I'll try and snap a pic after one of us stacks the other guy a la Doug Polk double thumbs up with Phil Hellmuth. Hopefully I'm the loser, just putting that out there in the universe.



True dat. More than the cost of my current "home".

Results 10/11: -$1045

Win some lose some. I've been hiking every morning and I'm feeling really good.

Results 10/12: -$325

Little Jam

Hero UTG (covers) AQdd
Villain BTN (~$400) ?? Raising almost every hand.

Hero limps utg and villain raises to 40. Small blind calls (~1k stack) and we go all-in. Villain calls small blind folds we show AQ and it wins unimproved.

Getting Gutshot

Hero KQ
Villain 1($425) AQos
Villain 2($270) K9 - same guy in above hand.

Utg limps and we raise to 45 and get 4 callers.

Flop ($225) KT8hhx

2 checks to us and we bet 105 villain 1 calls and villain 2 goes all-in 225 the other 2 guys fold and we go all-in and villain 1 calls 380 all-in.

Turn ($1210) 8x
River($1210) Jx

Bang.

simple rick has mentioned this, but it can't be talked about too often...

if you are making your living playing live poker, part of your job is providing a good atmosphere at the table. if you're joking around with the fish and being generally pleasant with them, they are gonna spend more time playing poker with you.

if you are an ahole, on your headphones, just miserably taking their money... they are gonna spend less time playing poker with you.


not only is it +ev financially, it also makes life better. just be nice and try to have a good time.

rick is usually pretty good at this aspect. though sometimes the random burns on his face, bleeding wounds, general homeless appearance can be a little off putting to a random recreational player

Results 10/13: -$10

I saw Goosebumps yesterday with my mom and cousin. I enjoyed the movie more than I thought I would. It helps to go into a movie with low or no expectations. When I leave the theater and go back to my van I see that I have a flat tire. No big deal, call AAA and wait with my cousin for a tow truck to arrive. Get it towed to a tire shop ten minutes before they close and get a new tire tossed on there for 150 bucks, quick and easy. Then we went to IHOP and after I dropped her off and headed to the casino for a few hours.

All In Vs GazzyB

Rick SB ($1700) AA
Gary BB ($1500ish) ??

2 limpers in front of us and we look down at aces in the small blind. Raise to 60. Gary raises it to 210, everyone else folds. We just call, laying the trap.

Flop ($450) Q54r

We check and Gary bets 160. We raise to 570 and Gary goes all-in and we snap call. Got eeem! I ask if he has a set and he says "no" so we show our aces so he doesn't have to show.

Gary laughs and shows the other two aces. We both laugh. The poker gods have spoken.

Kevin from LATB chimes in and asks if it's a chop and is getting impatient. Gary tells him to just settle down and let the dealer do her job. Kevin is an awkward dude. He reached his hand into the shuffle machine to retrieve a card while the dealer is telling him not to. I wanted to ask him if thinks the dealer wants him to do that, but remained silent. I've felt the urge to reach my hand out and grab stuff that falls into the shuffle machine before but I know not to and have the restraint to stop myself.

So, who played it worse?

I'm a man of many Ricks. Sometimes I'm a simple fun Rick. Sometimes toxic Rick spews forth. Sometimes I'm a degen Rick.

You hear that fun saps? You've been put on notice!

Rules for a hobo to live by.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobo

rich checkmaker was ferocious, man. he was mike tyson in nvg.

Being a hobo sounds like a lot of responsibility.

Don’t molest children, but molest women and men, also, be a murderer etc.

A list for hobos written by a hobo with a hobo brain.

Why is this thread only 3 stars?

3 is the maximum amount of stars you can safely fit in a van.

I'm the most powerful Rick now, that other Rick is dead. He was an impostor, a wanna be, cant never be me, I'm the greatest. I'm Alexander, I'm Julius Ceasar before he crossed the Rubicon. I'm like a cross between a man and a myth. Next step, next level. I'll eat his children. Praise be to Allah!

Precept 1 bro. Don't let anybody run or rule your life.

Men and women can fight back at least, children are helpless innocent creatures and anyone who would hurt them would live a cursed life.

And don't murder anyone while in town. We respect laws 'round the civilized folk.



I'm gonna be fitting so many stars in this van. You guys have no idea.

Results 10/14: -$250

I think I'm gonna start playing 5/5 more. For a couple of reasons, one of them being that the 5/T games have been crap lately. One thing is certain, I'm feeling really positive about the direction my life is heading =D.

Hobo with a shot gun, hehehe


https://www.kinos.to/Stream/Hobo_with_a_Shotgun.html