No way Galfond plays NLHE tourneys especially on ACR.

It is the venom though. 2.5k bi, 1mega ut

Annnndddd we're out. Busted 350k stack AKdd<QQ all in pre. UTG opens to 2.5bb SB jams ~16bb (~110k stack) total we rejam 50bb stack with AKdd from the BB, utg calls with QQ and wins.

And I looked mr_sweets up on sharkscope, ~300 tournies total with $540 avg buy-in down 72k.

Here's the bustout hand from the Venom. Clips should work now.
https://clips.twitch.tv/JazzyCleverD...HO6ruPm0CQLv-R

Good luck, I'm not all that good at poker so you can definitely get better than me. I need to get better myself. If you can afford to keep redepositing $110 each week then yeah $5.50 tourneys are fine. Just try to have fun and learn.

"...Hell yeah, I'm killing MTTs and I'm killing people in real life. I've taken up being a serial killer, no greater thrill..."


making comments about murder isn't funny. Ever been to a murder scene? Not even close to something to joke about.

Yes I do not want to be part of a pro-murder thread please clarify the threads position

Quit being a snowflake he said he was kidding and wouldn't harm a fly.

that's what Ted Bundy said

No, I've never been to a murder scene, have you? Also it's not like I was making fun of an actual murder or anything. Nobody died.

The thread is officially anti-murder.

I literally go out of my way to shoo flies to the back screen where I can open it and let them out rather than kill them. Mosquitoes however are a different story altogether. Mosquitoes are parasitic blood sucking monsters. Vectors for disease and responsible for billions of human deaths. They are the enemy. I kill every mosquito I encounter. I'm a serial mosquito killer. The thread is officially anti-mosquito.

if the serial killer is vaccinated I dont see an issue tbh

SimpleRick "...No, I've never been to a murder scene, have you?"

I have. My niece was shot in the head in front of her young son.

Was dispatched to a mass shooting last week where a firefighter and and EMT were shot, the EMT later died. Very sad scene. No one was joking about it. Too bad you weren't there to lighten the mood.

At least he won't be spreading covid. I'm sure corporate news would give him a harder time for not being vaxxed than being a serial killer. Strange times.

Sorry for your loss. I don't think you're being fair about what I said though. I didn't make light of anyone who was actually murdered. Your outrage seems unwarranted. I didn't show up to a murder scene and crack jokes about the victim as you are suggesting.

So your view is that it's never acceptable to joke about murder? Ever?

An anti-murder thread I can definitely **** with. Carry on hero

You best believe that OP has almost never killed a spider.

no. especially about murdering children. But if that is you and what you are about then go with it, embrace it, shout it from the roof tops.

You do you, who cares what anyone else thinks.

rick didn't do anything wrong

Only thing Rick murders is the thousandaire

Wish I would’ve seen you were streaming, been a long-time lurker in your thread. Saw you once at the Bike a couple years ago too. Should’ve said what’s up…next time.

We were both on the wrong side of AK v QQ in that tourney. I 4 bet shoved my QQ into Sw33ney (finished 2nd eventually) and he binked an Ace on the flop. Would’ve had 100bbs with 95 left

I live in the LA area too, but haven’t gone to a casino in like two years. Have you been back yet? Anyway, good luck and congratz on that huge score you had online recently.

Haven't played poker since Sunday. Needed to get that loss out of my head. Besides the venom I lost a bunch in other tourneys as well. That's poker. I think I may just play fewer tournies in the near future and try to focus more on cash games.

Will do good sir.

That's just bad luck man. I wouldn't ever kill a spider. If it's not in a good spot (like one I found in a mug the other day) I'll just take it outside.

When did it become about murdering children?

Amen.

You're goddamn right I do!

Hey you didn't miss much don't worry wasn't in it but for a few hours, nothing exciting.

Damn that's too bad. At least you cashed but still I know how much more frustrating busting closer and closer to big money gets.

Thanks and good luck to you too! Yeah, I haven't played live poker since February 2020. But I'll be back. And yeah if you see me next time just come over and say hello, I'm pretty chill in real life. Or at least I think I am.

Here's a few highlights.

QQ early on blinds 800-1600 ante 240 utg opens to 3200 utg+2 3bets to 8500 we call in big blind with QQ utg folds. Flop KQ9r we check utg+2 bets 12,500 we call. Turn 7h we check utg+2 bets 29,500 we call. River Ax we check utg+2 bets 55,250 we call and win vs A9dd.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1109332270
(Didn't want to 4bet QQ ~200bb deep early on vs two early position raisers. On the flop turn and river check calling seems best, don't want to overplay our hand.)

QQ blinds 1200-2400 ante 360 we open to 6k from hijack only big blind calls. Flop T75ssx we both check. Turn Td villain bets 8040 and we call. River 3x villain bets 8040 again we raise to 30,480 and villain calls with Q5dd and we win.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1109336545
(I think checking back flop for pot control as well as inducing on later streets is fine. On the river his bet looks like a blocker bet, I'm not too worried about a ten here then so I decide to go for a thin value raise.)

QQ blinds 1600-3200 ante 480 lojack opens to 6400 we 3bet to 19,200 and only villain calls. Flop A77ccd we both check. Turn Kd villain bets 35,280 and we call. River Tx we both check. Our hand is good, villain had 44.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1109347473
(I think checking back this flop makes sense, it's what we would do with AA so I think it makes sense to check back here. It's a way ahead or way behind situation. On the turn this guy's bet doesn't make sense to me. He's betting into a range that's pretty nutted here. AA,KK,AK. Maybe he could have a 7 but I'm not really buying it so I call. On the river I'm thinking I'm calling another sizable bet, but I'm not sure and we didn't get to that bridge to cross.)

Top 6 make 1k, 7th gets $975. Good enough, I'm calling this another thousandaire win. We squeaked this one through.

SimpleRick. "When did it become about murdering children?"

When you posted a youtube video with comedians joking about murdering children. Did you even watch it?

Not funny, but not being funny is why Louis CK may soon be living in his car and playing on line microstakes also.

I have a feeling you smoked a pile of money in tourney buy ins in a few days? That’s the nature of the beast. Keep printing in that thousand tho that is clearly money for you. What’s the buy in? Do you still play live cash?

jcorb if it still upsets you and you can’t drop it then don’t be here. It sucks your niece got murdered tho I’m sorry

Folded KK pre the other day on stream and figured you'd be proud of me @simplerick

I'm playing some tourneys and I got Adam22 on one of my tables right now.

Would you rather listen to Dr. Cosby's stand-up comedy? It's clean and wholesome, but he is a serial rapist. Which is better wholesome comedy from a serial rapist or dark comedy from someone who is presumably not a rapist?

Also, I've never played microstakes. Like literally never. And Louis CK is hilarious.

Thanks. The only studying I do away from the tables is watching youtube vids. Lex and Fintan (easywithaces) and some others.

Yeah I'm on a pretty big downswing over the last few weeks. No big deal, I'll get it back eventually. The thousandaire is $75+7 buy-in, and I haven't played live cash in a year and a half. I'll be back soon enough though.

Very proud, nice fold. Just gotta trust your gut in those spots. Sometimes they'll end up with QQ or some bs and you'll feel like an idiot but as long as you're right most of the time it's still good.

Slim To None

Hero CO ($197) AA
Villain UTG+1 (covers) K5dd

Villain opens to $6 we 3bet to $18 villain calls.

Flop ($37.05) AKQr (1 diamond)

Villain leads $8 we raise to $32 villain raises to $56 we jam for $179 total and villain calls. He's drawing dead on the turn. Sunday funday. Maybe I should just be calling the flop 3bet in position there, I'm not sure.

Also, as per usual recently I'm just losing buy-in after buy-in in tourneys so far today....It sucks.