Well I feel like an idiot.

https://upswingpoker.com/hand/?pokeit=8n5Ap2nr

Final table of the 25k guaranteed $109 Super PKO we're player 521. Hilariously we have 1 bounty. Also 10 left in the thousandaire maker. Would have been final table but we just lost AKs<A9os all in pre. Top 8 paid 8th gets $350. Also min cashed the $55 nightly and got 10th in the $82 PKO. Haven't played since Sunday so nice to catch a bit of heat so far.

Finished 7th in the Super PKO for $888 AQ all in pre vs A4hh and A6cc and also just busted in 9th in the thousandaire maker AQs<JJ. Sigh.

Final table of the $82 PKO player 181, 4th in chips. Also just lost a huge pot with AA<AQos<TT all in pre with AQ four flushing us in the thousandaire maker. Still got 6k chips there starting is 2500 so not out of it yet. Also got triple starting stack in the $215 PKO.

Finished 5th for $775 all-in pre AK<JJ for 17bbs. Couldn't do much about that but was 3rd in chips when we busted so kinda sucks.

2 Players 1 Out

Hero BTN (covers) AA
Villain 1 UTG ($98) QTos
Villain 2 UTG+4 ($204.52) KQhh

Villain 1 opens to $10 from utg, villain 2 calls, we 3bet to $30 and they both call.

Flop ($89) Q22ddx

Villain 1 checks, villain 2 bets $35, we call, villain 2 jams $68, villain 1 calls and we call.

Turn ($293) 4x

Villain 2 checks and we put him all in for his last $106.52 and he calls.

River ($506.04) 5d

Annnnnd we win. 2 Players 1 out. Pretty sure we saw a hand like this 6 months ago.

Just Always Aces

Hero UTG+1 (covers) KK
Villain 1 BTN ($212.75) QQ
Villain 2 BB ($292.45) AA

We open to $6, villain 1 3bets to $20, villain 2 cold 4bets to $66, we fold cause duh he always has aces here if not the other guy has them, and villain 1 calls.

Flop ($135) J98ccx

Villain 2 checks, villain 1 bets $32.50.

Turn ($200) 4x

Villain 2 jams $114.25 effective and villain 1 calls.

River ($428.50) Qx

I don't try to make a habit of folding KK but sometimes it's obvious they have AA and if they don't then whatever.

enjoying the updates man! keep it up

Lot of big tournaments today on Ignition. $450 PKO main event $109 mini main event. The usual $162 and the $325 high roller. I'm gonna fire as many bullets as it takes. Could be an expensive day today. Tournaments are stupid.

In the money in the $450 main event right now player 423 we got like 3 big blinds.. 2 bullets fired. Nice little 50k overlay so we're happy to min cash, but hoping we catch some heat and make some serious money.

Just lost a 4 way all-in TT<AQ<AQ<AQ in the $325 high roller. Lol. 3 ace-queens and they hit the queen. Also just min cashed the $450 main event KJ<A6 for $875 I thought I won too, flop was AK6 river J didn't realize he hit two pair until the pot was pushed. Damn. He rejammed over my 6bb jam for a nothing bounty of mine.

In the money in the $325 high roller player 341 and the $215 super PKO turbo player 159. Big stack in the $82 PKO player 156. Pretty much every tourney today has a ~20% overlay. Nice.

glgl, rooting for you

The most efficient thing you can do is get a job and play poker on the side (Weekends mainly) until you grow enough bankroll to afford to live. Living in your car is just showing that you are lazy and dont want to contribute to society.

Goodluck

also I'm seeing some of the folds you're making and I don't think you understand poker at the level you're playing. You will eventually go broke.

Thanks, busted the $325 TT<QJ for a min cash. Still in the $82 PKO final table just tripled up TT>A8os>AK and we're 3rd in chips player 156! I have the godseat #1 and #2 on my direct right and 3 shorties on my left.

Thanks. I'm living at my grandma's house currently since last summer. I had a job last year working 40+ hours/week driving and operating an earthquake simulator and doing earthquake renovations on houses. Crawling under houses and installing universal foundation plates, framing anchors, and cutting and adding cripple wall to existing shear wall foundations. And then covid hit and my employer cut my pay by 20% which is a valid reason to apply for unemployment. And I don't know if I'm lazy but with the $600/month the federal government was doling out I made more money on unemployment than I would have working. Does that make me lazy? And since then I've been doing pretty good at online poker.

What folds do you think are bad?

We all go broke sometimes buddy =D. Sometimes you gotta risk it for the biscuit!

Hey my guy, I actually met you at Commerce a couple years before I heard about this incredible thread. We played in some 5/5 and you were in a few of my 5/10 shots in 2019. My name is Shane. We talked a few times a couple years ago but fate never seemed to let us have a real moment together. Either way I always thought you had a calm demeanor and kind, understanding eyes.

Thanks, I remember you Shane. How are things? I hope everything is going well =D.

Got 3rd/216 for $1395 plus some bounties. Last two hands we doubled up 3rd place AQ<TT all in pre then busted with 22<A6os all in pre. I think I played pretty good overall.

Hero Call

Hero UTG+1 (24,211 chips) AJos
Villain UTG+4 (32,482) JTos Loose and aggro
Villain 2 BTN (111,877) ?? Nitty player

$470 PKO Tourney Blinds 600-1200 ante 120 8handed

We open to 2,565 and both villains call.

Flop (10,455) Q94ddx

We bet 6k and only villain 1 calls.

Turn (22,455) Qx

We check and villain checks it back.

River (22,455) 6x

We check and villain jams for 15,526 effective and we call it off and win.

We then knock him out next hand with QQ all in pre vs his KTss and collect our first $35 bounty.

We're in the money in the $470 PKO player 88. Got an above average stack 250k, starting stack is 20k.

Out in 13th for $1500. Jammed 12bb with 99 get called by AK and that's all she wrote. Damn!

You'll get m next time boss! Do you have some sexy graphs?

Sure. I'm not sure how accurate drivehud is in keeping track of things. I had to manually input my first tournament win for some reason. I started using a HUD on Jan 31st of this year for the first time ever. Not sure what took me so long to get one. That was the same day I won the monthly milly for 134k and it didn't register a win at all lol. Maybe it was too many figures for the software? Also sometimes the HUD won't load on a table for some reason so that win/loss won't get registered. I know for a fact that my 1st place in the $125 tournament that I won last month wasn't logged into the HUD because it never loaded onto the table. So I'm not sure how accurate this graph is but it's certainly not 100% accurate. Also it just looks like a straight line because my first entry is +134k and the rest is going to look flat in comparison. And some of the MTTs I played are counted as SNGs for some reason.



This is my cash game graph which I'm embarrassed to share. I've only played ~80k hands since January 31st. Again it's not 100% accurate because drivehud is definitely missing some stuff but it's probably 95% accurate. My bb/100 is 6.33 and EVbb/100 is 5.33.

Very nice, shouldn't be ashamed of that cash graph even though it's low volume, but since you don't only play cash games it's perfectly fine!

Why not switch to other software? Seems pretty shitty