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07-11-2020 , 01:17 AM
Beats Losing

Hero BTN (covers) Racist Aces
Villain CO ($192) 65dd

UTG+3 limps, CO opens to $8, we raise to $26 and only villain calls.

Flop ($54.15) KQJr

What an ugly flop. We both check.

Turn ($54.15) 4c

We both check.

River ( $54.15) 7x

Villain bets $15.08 and we call.

Nice. Why was I worried about that flop?? What a nothing burger of a hand.
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07-11-2020 , 03:11 AM
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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro
H1: bink!

H2: bink!

H3: why not x flop instead? flop was rainbow but sizing could allow V to float with some weird low SDV sheeyit that’s gonna wanna yolo bluff here. Usually a king+ though ofc. Disciplined fold, I like it, although I hate to be folding our entire range.

H4: KK a little too vulnerable to x/back you think? Yeah i don’t think we have a choice facing the river x/r when we’re not beating any value here.
Thanks for the feedback.

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Originally Posted by LiveMTTDegen
You need a toilet in your van so three tatted up chicks can give you a blowjob while you chuck a dump.
Gonna have to take a pass on that one buddy.
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07-11-2020 , 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted by SimpleRick
Fold Or Call???

Hero UTG+2 (covers) AA
Villain UTG+1 ($165.75) ??

Villain opens to $6 and we raise to $21, only villain calls.

Flop ($42.75) KK4r

Villain checks, we bet $14 and villain calls.

Turn ($69.35) Ts

Villain checks and we check it back. A ten on the turn always helps somebody.

River ($69.35) 8x

Villain bets $52.01, we think about it and I just don't see how this could really be a bluff. We fold. Should I be calling here??? I'm really interested to know what you guys think. Bad fold? Good fold? Trivial call? Thanks for any input.
Just looked it up cause it's over 24 hours later and villain had the stone nuts, KTcc. Good fold us.
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07-11-2020 , 05:33 AM
What Would 6betme Do??

Hero CO ($200) 98ss
Villain 1 UTG+1 (covers) ??
Villain 2 UTG+2 ($163.65) ??

V1 limps, V2 limps, we raise to $11 and both villains calls.

Flop ($34.20) J72cxc

V1 leads for $6, V2 calls, we raise to $32 and both villains fold.

What would 6betme do here??? He would show the hand of course, which we do.

Perfect Timing

Very next hand same table lol.

Hero HJ ($234.30) AA
V1 UTG (covers) ??
V2 UTG+1 ($146.65) KTos

V1 limps, V2 limps, we raise to $11, SB calls and both villains call. Damn I was really hoping for a 3bet here.

Flop ($43.70) 975hhd

We all check.

Turn ($43.70) Kd

Checks to us and we bet $24, V1 calls, and V2 calls.

River ($114) 5c

V1 bets $12, V2 calls. If this is an induce rather than a blocking bet then good job sir. We raise to $72. V1 folds and V2 calls. Aces win.
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07-11-2020 , 06:16 AM
Results 7/10: -$110

Lost a few hundred playing tournaments. Busted out of the thousandaire maker as the short stack SB vs BB with KJ vs Ace rag. Busted 12th and top 10 made the money. Had to make a move though just couldn't hit. Also busted out of the nightly 40k with AA. Made a bit playing cash games. I think I'm gonna start streaming again soon here, I just need to set up OBS and get it ready.

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07-11-2020 , 06:56 AM
rick, you can just ban the crab from your thread - mods usually allow this for pg&cs, whether you're right or wrong, it makes the thread pretty unbearable
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07-11-2020 , 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by rickroll
rick, you can just ban the crab from your thread - mods usually allow this for pg&cs, whether you're right or wrong, it makes the thread pretty unbearable
I don't think he'll be coming back anyways, but thanks. He's definitely making crap up about me. I've never asked to borrow a dollar from anyone at a poker table. The only two people I've ever asked to borrow money from is my mom and one friend and I've always payed them back promptly. I don't like being in someone else's debt. I follow Doyle Brunson's advice in Super System about that: Don't borrow from anybody you don't want to loan money to.
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07-11-2020 , 03:15 PM
Looking forward to a stream for sure.
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07-11-2020 , 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by SimpleRick
Thanks for the feedback.
feel free to roast my HHs anytime
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07-12-2020 , 04:19 PM
Results 7/12: -$745

Uf! I fired off like 500 in tourneys yesterday and didn't cash any. I busted every tournament with the best hand. Busted out of the $55 40k with AA preflop vs QJ and 99 only 10 before the money. Oh well.
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07-12-2020 , 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by SimpleRick
Results 7/12: -$745

Uf! I fired off like 500 in tourneys yesterday and didn't cash any. I busted every tournament with the best hand. Busted out of the $55 40k with AA preflop vs QJ and 99 only 10 before the money. Oh well.
that deserves at least 1 tatted up chick licking your armpit hair in the van after not showering for 23 days.
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07-12-2020 , 07:04 PM
Rick, what are your thoughts about the huge leg tats?
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07-12-2020 , 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by rickroll
rick, you can just ban the crab from your thread - mods usually allow this for pg&cs, whether you're right or wrong, it makes the thread pretty unbearable
This is technically true, but this is not SimpleRick's thread. It's Rich Checkmakers, so I actually don't think they'd oblige.
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07-12-2020 , 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by LiveMTTDegen
that deserves at least 1 tatted up chick licking your armpit hair in the van after not showering for 23 days.
I got something else for them to lick on. I'm gonna get a soft serve ice cream machine installed in the back. Convert the van to an ice cream truck.

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Originally Posted by Nope9991
Rick, what are your thoughts about the huge leg tats?
Can't get buried in a jewish cemetery.

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Originally Posted by YGOchamp
This is technically true, but this is not SimpleRick's thread. It's Rich Checkmakers, so I actually don't think they'd oblige.
Rich Checkmaker was so much cooler than I'll ever be. Someone should get him back in here.
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07-12-2020 , 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by SimpleRick
I got something else for them to lick on. I'm gonna get a soft serve ice cream machine installed in the back. Convert the van to an ice cream truck.
Instead of showering get the tatted up chicks to lick you clean. The lucky one gets to lick your ass. crap galore.
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07-12-2020 , 08:15 PM
Gross.
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07-12-2020 , 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by SimpleRick
Gross.
have you seen kim k in LA? shes hot.
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07-13-2020 , 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted by SimpleRick
I got something else for them to lick on
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07-18-2020 , 12:37 PM
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Uf! I fired off like 500 in tourneys yesterday and didn't cash any. I busted every tournament with the best hand. Busted out of the $55 40k with AA preflop vs QJ and 99 only 10 before the money. Oh well.
Your only going to cash about 15% of time in mtts. If you played 7 tournaments your only going to cash about once. I have a feeling you played less than that on that day leaving you cashing less than once on average.

It's really easy not to even cash at all over a sample of 7 tournaments. You have had some deep cashes as well in the past few months so you are running quite hot.

Keep playing them and get those tatted up chicks. Also when you get to playing super high rollers its all about running hot. If you run average you are probably breaking even or losing. Of course if you win a few of them you can charge markup and fleece the backers at high markup leaving the backer making -ev bets.

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07-19-2020 , 04:20 PM
Random wild chicken in my grandma's yard. At least I think it's a chicken.


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Originally Posted by LiveMTTDegen
Your only going to cash about 15% of time in mtts. If you played 7 tournaments your only going to cash about once. I have a feeling you played less than that on that day leaving you cashing less than once on average.

It's really easy not to even cash at all over a sample of 7 tournaments. You have had some deep cashes as well in the past few months so you are running quite hot.

Keep playing them and get those tatted up chicks. Also when you get to playing super high rollers its all about running hot. If you run average you are probably breaking even or losing. Of course if you win a few of them you can charge markup and fleece the backers at high markup leaving the backer making -ev bets.
Oh yeah I know I'm gonna lose most tourneys. Played enough of them to know that for sure lol. And I played a 200 and 100 dollar tourney that day too. MTTs kinda sap my desire to continue playing once I bust. If I only played cash games I might end up grinding longer. Eff MTTs! I shouldn't be playing any. Too big of a distraction from the overall gamplan. Results are I'm down a few hundred the last few days haven't bothered to post it. Think I should probably just tally up the results and maybe post it monthly or something.
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07-20-2020 , 07:50 PM
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sap my desire to continue playing once I bust
This is sort of like when players go to the club meet a girl and then bust a load and then roll over and go asleep.

Tournaments are sexy just admit it. You love them.
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07-20-2020 , 08:07 PM
Also bro are you still a unemployed bum?
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07-20-2020 , 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by LiveMTTDegen
This is sort of like when players go to the club meet a girl and then bust a load and then roll over and go asleep.

Tournaments are sexy just admit it. You love them.
Nah. Busting a tournament near the bubble is more like getting a few lapdances and then leaving with blue balls.

No desire to go back.
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07-20-2020 , 11:42 PM
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07-21-2020 , 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro
Nah. Busting a tournament near the bubble is more like getting a few lapdances and then leaving with blue balls.

No desire to go back.
Rick cannot back down now. He wants to win super high rollers, become Number 1 on hendon mob until I come along and take top spot from him.

He needs to practice on ignition and is doing just fine.

Keep going rick.
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