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Session 1:

4-handed:
CO opens 75, i flat button with KJhh
flop KJ9r
CO bets 175, I raise to 525, CO puts me all in for 3200 more, I call. CO flips over QT
Turn K...

HJ opens 75, I flat button with 22
Flop 962r
HJ check calls 125
Turn 6
HJ check calls 300
River 7
HJ check calls 900 and mucks

THE KID opens UTG to 75, MP calls, LP calls, I call BB with with J7dd
Flop 755r
checked around
Turn 7
I check, THE KID bets 225, I raise to 625, he calls
River K
THE KID calls 1300 and mucks

+7290, 14 hours

Session 2 (5/10)

I open KK UTG to 40, HJ and CO call
Flop T65hh (I have Kh)
check to CO who bets 60, both call
Turn Q
checked around
River 2
I bet 200, HJ raises to 600, I call. HJ has A2hh

UTG+1 opens 40, MP calls, button calls, I call in SB with KJss
Flop 332ss
UTG+1 bets 80, button calls, I call
Turn 4
checked around
River J
I bet 200, UTG+1 calls and mucks

Villain is a Russian who's from Israel and comes to town several times a year for business. He loves his poker and always reeks of alcohol.

Straddle.
Villain raises to 75 from HJ, I 3bet to 250 with KQ, he calls
Flop QT4r
Villain donks 375, I call
Turn A
Villain bets 500, I put him all in for 200 more and he calls
River 2
He says Q is good

+7195, 6 hours

Love the thread. gl op

HJ opens 100, I call button with QJss
Flop T84r
HJ check calls 150
Turn 2
HJ calls 375
River 5
HJ calls 1100 with AT

EP raises to 75, OMPBJ in MP calls, LP calls, I call BB with J9
Flop QT4r
OMPBJ bets 250, I call
Turn 7
I check call 425
River K
I check, OMPBJ 725, I raise to 1800, OMPBJ calls

Straddle.
I open UTG with 22 to 150, OMPBJ calls on button
Flop KQ2r
I bet 200, he calls
Turn 7
I bet 475 he calls
River K
I bet 1250 he calls and mucks

Moose raises to 75 from CO, SB calls, I raise to 325 with JJ, CO calls
Flop Q84r
check check
turn 3
I check call 375
river 2
I check call 575. Moose has KQ

I open 75 UTG with AA, Moose calls on button
Flop Q94hh
Moose calls 100
Turn 7
Moose calls 250
River 6
I check call 400. Moose has KQ

+815, 9.5 hours

Epic thread. GL

Cam Newton or broncos?

Thought process with J9 please !

Kermit is a new villain who is hard to read because he doesn't know what he's doing and clicks buttons. Nice guy but can be annoying when losing.

THE KID opens UTG to 75, I raise to 225 with KK in MP, Kermit in SB raises to 550, THE KID folds, I call.
Flop 985hh
I call 700
Turn 5
I call 1000
River 3
Check check. Kermit has AA.

Kermit limps in MP, THE KID 125, CO calls, I call button with JJ, Kermit calls.
Flop 963hh
Check to me, I bet 275, Kermit and CO call.
Turn K
Check to me, I bet 800, Kermit calls
River 4
Check check. Kermit has 63dd

Two limps, CO 150, button flats, I raise to 450 with QQ in SB, CO folds, button shoves 1150 total, I call. Button has KK flop K55...

UTG limps, I raise to 100 with AK on button, SB BB and UTG call.
Flop K83r
Checks to me, I bet 225, BB and UTG call.
Turn 7d (two d)
UTG bets 400, I call
River T
UTG bets 600, I call. UTG has 87

Open button with AK to 75, Elmo reraises 225, I put him all in for 1670, he calls.
Flop J75dd turn 4d. Anyways he has AQdd

UTG limps, raise AA on button to 100, BB and UTG call.
Flop JJTdd
Check to me, I cbet 200, UTG calls
Turn T
Check check
River 4
I call 375 (don't have Ad). UTG has T9o

EP raises to 75, 3 callers, I call button with 63cc, Kermit calls in BB.
Flop K52r
Check to me, I bet 275, Kermit raises to 600, I call.
Turn Ac (two c)
I call 425
River A
Check check. Kermit has K2o.

-5895, 14 hours

Session 1 (5/10): -1170, 8.5 hours

Session 2 (10/25):

open CO to 75 with 65ss, button calls, bestie 350 in SB, i call (14k effective)
flop T62cc
check check
Turn J (two h)
i call 525
River 6
bestie bets 1250, i raise to 2600, he calls and mucks

open HJ to 75 with A4dd, bestie on button calls, SB calls
Flop J93dd
checked around
Turn Td
I bet 150, bestie raises to 550, i call
River 2
I check, bestie 900, I 2900, he calls and mucks

MP opens 75, I call on button with Q9hh
Flop JT3r
MP bets 100, I raise to 325, MP calls
Turn 8
MP check calls 475
River 2
MP check calls 1200 and mucks

+7570, 10.5 hours

Straddle. Bestie button 150, I raise AA in SB to 500, bestie calls.
Flop K62r
Bestie calls 600
Turn K
I check call 1050
River 9
Check call 2850. Bestie has KJ

Straddle. Open 150 UTG with 54ss, button calls, BB calls, straddle calls.
Flop Q87r
Checked around.
Turn 6
BB bets 550, straddle calls, I raise to 2000, BB shoves and I call off 5285 total.
River K. BB has 66

Straddle. Open CO with 96dd, BB raise to 500, I call.
Flop 862r
I call 625
Turn 9
BB check calls 1150
River 6
BB check calls 3350

-4270, 7.5 hours

Pelon (it's Spanish) is young gun reg that usually plays well. However, I wish he wouldn't be so incredulous when he loses a hand to an amateur.

Open UTG with TT to 40, The KID calls in HJ, pelon calls in button.
Flop 853r
I cbet 90, pelon calls
Turn 8d (two d)
I check call 175
River 4d
I check call 425. Pelon has 98.

Open EP with 88 to 40, BB calls
Flop QT4cc
check check
Turn 8c
BB check calls 60
River T
BB check calls 220 and shows a T

Straddle. Pelon opens 75 on button, Moose in SB calls, OMPBJ in BB calls, I squeeze to 320 with KJcc, Pelon and Moose calls
Flop 662r
I cbet 600, Pelon calls
Turn 3
check check
River A
I bet 1275, Pelon calls with 88

Straddle. UTG opens 80, Pelon in CO calls, I call in BB with 66
Flop A86ss
I lead 125, UTG calls, Pelon raises to 425, I call, UTG call
Turn 5
I check, UTG bets 650, Pelon raises to 1800, I shove for 2440, UTG folds, Pelon calls
River J
Pelon has A6dd

I had TT. Was totally going to jam if Pelon hadn't called between us.

oops last session

+5940, 9.5 hours

I think you need to play HU with the kid. You seem to crush him.

Nobody folds much in your games, huh?

Love the new analysis format in this years thread. Keep crushing DF

subbed gl

UTG opens 75, I call with 99 in UTG+1, MP calls, BB calls
Flop 844cc
I bet 200, MP and BB call
Turn 5
I bet 600, MP calls
River 9
check check

UTG limps, UTG+1 limps, I raise CO with ATss to 125, UTG calls
Flop 874r
UTG check calls 200
Turn K
UTG check calls 450
River 4
UTG snap calls 1000 with JJ

Open UTG with AQ to 75, MP calls, BB calls
Flop 832cc
I cbet 150, MP calls
Turn Tc
I bet 325 with Qc, MP calls
River K
MP calls 700 with K9cc

UTG limps (guy who snapped me with JJ), I raise to 100 on button with Q4ss, UTG reraises to 325, I call
Flop Q97hhs
I call 525
Turn 4
UTG bets 1000, I raise to 2800, he shoves 8000, I call
River 8h
UTG has AA

Open UTG with 99 to 75, THE KID on button calls, BB calls
Flop 976dd
I cbet 175, THE KID raises to 600, I reraise to 1500, THE KID calls
Turn 6
I check, THE KID shoves 2100, I call
River 9

Moose straddles. I open UTG with AQ to 150, moose calls
Flop QJ6dd
Moose checks, I bet 200, moose raises to 600, I call
Turn T
Moose shoves 950, I call
River 3d
Moose has K9o

+8050, 11.5 hours

Alces en el fuego!

I was rage tilting so hard last night, dafong was the victim of my "f*ck it, I'm going home" bluff raise

Hand 1 - why check river ?

Subbed to what seems to be a sick ass thread

Most of his calling range will bet and could get a bet from missed fd

sweet thread! gl man

Open UTG with AK to 75, CO calls, SB calls, THE KID in BB squeezes to 325, I raise to 600, THE KID goes all in for 1805. THE KID has JJ and holds up.

Bestie opens UTG 75, I 3bet to 250 with AA in MP, OMPBJ calls button, bestie 4bets to 925, I reraise 2200, bestie jams for 2500 total, I call. I hold up vs ???

HJ opens 75, CO calls, I squeeze to 325 with A4hh, HJ folds, CO calls
Flop KQ9
CO calls 450
Turn 8
Check check
River 6
CO calls 1300 with T9

+1675, 8 hours
Total +38871, 190 hours

5/10

Straddle. Elmo opens 75 in MP, button calls, I squeeze BB to 450 with AA, Elmo calls.
Flop QQThh
I cbet 500
Turn 6
Check check
River 2
I put him all in for 1300, Elmo calls

Straddle. Elmo opens UTG to 75, MP calls, HJ calls, I 3bet in CO to 350 with TT, Elmo shoves 1005, I call. He has KK and wins.

Straddle. BB opens 70, I call in straddle with A5ss.
Flop K95r
I call 100.
Turn A
BB check calls 250
River 7
BB check calls 500 with Kx.

Straddle. Pelon opens HJ to 65, Elmo calls in CO, I call in straddle with K2cc.
Flop QJ3r
Checked around
Turn 9c (two c)
I check, Pelon bets 100, Elmo raises to 400, I reraise to 950, Pelon calls, Elmo folds
River A
Check check. Pelon has 99

+2990, 6 hours