wtf is going on here, crazy fun hands

best of luck in Barca!

Small update from EPT Barca. I love the city but grinding live is alot worse than I thought it would be. Takes forever to get to table, way too slow for me and u gotta actually see the guys whos moneys u want.

Think games so far are around BE, busted 2 MTTs worth 3k and up equilavent from cash. Gonna play ME on my own tomo so prob soon stuck 5.6€k, swapping some with my room mates tho.

Cant wait to get back to online grind. GL All

hey man, guys from hu cash regs thread just pointed out that you have a pgc thread, played you quite a bit on zynga poker (aka hunl100z) and was impressed, wish you all the best.

btw, quick question, what do you think of rec313? I go back and forth on him being a complete fish, a bot or a genius, but the ****er is running me over for 27bb/100 over large sample and I'm starting to lose heart for battling him

Think I got small up from barca 1 or 2k, which is okay considering I punted nearly 13k to MTT entries and bricked every single one. Got pickpocketed 500€ too, so should be little bigger up if I was more cautious.

Had 15% swap with my friend on main and he finished 19th for 49100€ (So ~7k for me) and rest I won from cash.

Gonna get back to online grind now.



Rec313 is the most blatant bot, Ive actually reported him. Hes not really a good bot, but can see him winning SSNL hu tho. I wish others reported him too, if one day the bot owner fixed the leaks it has I can see him becoming pain in the ass if he moves up to MSNL.

ye, I reported him as well, but then he actually started adjusting to me, which i don't think many bots can do, so my guess would be some decent-ish player with solver live on other machine. As for moving up, pretty sure he was playing up to nl1k, but recently only nl100 and nl200.

Yeah I had moments that i thought he is a bot too, he was up quite a bit vs me then i started to see what he is doing and im exploiting him really hard, he is losing a lot vs me now. He has a lot of big leaks, major leaks. But I didnt report him just because i wasnt sure, I will def report him too. He never snap calls the nuts, this is the reason i started to think he is a bot. Obv more thinks are going on.

Got sweet start instantly to the online grind, think im very small in hole anymore from the initial 2k ds. Still not gonna shot 2k anymore in a while, unless the 2k zoom pool is just too good to skip it.





Dabbling some in hu sngs recently, when action is dry, will see if theyre worthwhile or if I even beat them lets see.




Gonna share just 2 hands, its probably hard to not puke looking at them on paper but I think both fine vs specific guys I played them against





Pretty much me after the hand.














Who can mash the keyboard hardest and fastest.

Love the thread. Keep up the good work, you are a true inspiration.

who's the KJ guy, turn and river can't possibly be +EV even against a nutcase

Not gonna post SN sorry, dont think its cool.

I dont think hes nutcase, just WonSDAfterFlopraise 29% and Raise flop cbet ip 17% 3bpot, small sample (3k) but gives idea that hes prolly very bluff heavy.

No more strats or reasoning on hands, so if u see something that just looks very bad on paper. Either im exploiting some1 (Atleast I wish) or mashing buttons.

What was the exact feeling that went through your body when you got called with j10? Did you feel a slight tingle ? Cool thread and gl

LOL good one, at first I thought he was tanking with Qx, since I probably have gave up this spot 99 out of 100 times with my exact holding or any bluff in general.

He was good +1min in the tank and just as he was gonna timeout he called. Thought it was some Qx since people rarely bluff these spots, and thought good call.

Then I saw his holding and at first I think I was in mini shock just thinking wtf happened , Ive never got that owned in my life. I couldnt even get frustrated that I lost a bi since thats just a sick sick exploit call.

and thought it was ridiculous to think I have fold equity on Qx and now just give up 100/100 times.

Actually see the AK hand live, sick call

haha yeah man it happens. I agree it's a spot I give up in a lot for obv reasons. Gotta give him credit it takes some heart to click call there, but the way you said he timebanked you know it was just one of those **** it I call clicks and if in same situation 100 times im sure he folds a LOT more then he calls.
Judging by the hands you have posted and your graphs it's pretty obv you are a **** animal so im sure that went through his mind when he decided to call.

Past few days have been pretty insane, was planning to update at end of the month but I just have to show this.

HU zoom after barcelona (like 5,6 days maybe)














tr1cky








People just dont fold these spots ever







When do I learn








Ughhh, nh sir. Passive fish but also just randomly ran weird bluffs, should of maybe called.







Next update with results at end of this month, may post some random troll hands tho.

Probably gonna take shot at higher stakes soon.

sick graph man, I am quitting poker got a normal job again.
BUt I would like it if u told me what u thought of my game jakeeee!!!
I am wallliddd on stars, actually I WAS wallliddd

U dont get ran over, but got your obvious leaks pre and post (Which I wont just list here for free obv). Tough for 100NL reg.

i see you found the secrets of the 2k+ regs group.

Play every second hand for an all in and find people that don't want to get all in every second hand until you can get to 2k where you play shovefestapooloza with other shovers until an unaware shot taker comes in and folds away his roll.

sicko

KK fold vs passive/spazzy rec is a good good fold. That fker has 3x almost always imo

Battling alot vs dougiedan at 2k recently, think im down a bunch vs him probably like 10 buy ins, dont wanna check . Made missclicks for like 100bbs worth today, while trying to type and pressing accidentally my raise hotkey and getting snapped by nuts so tilting but my own fault. Certainly havent played my 100% best past few days, made few bad river calls.


But still winning overall since last update. Dougie godmodes me and I godmode the other entrants in the pool pretty much.

Last 2 weeks I think (Games after barca)









Witnessed the most manliest float of the year by brazilian







Manliest value shove

Sorry for lame hands, cba post coolers and im just paranoid about giving info from my game away.

Hands are very fine!


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So sick man. Great stuff

Think this may of been dumbest poker session of my whole life, shotting 2K NL. Lost bi after bi after bi after bi, think -15evbi in one hu session. Just lost big % of past 2 week winnings in just 1.2k hands. Think im gonna stop trying to "make it", and just make variance free money at 100-500NL hu.

This feeling I got right now, theres no words for it just feeling sick to my stomach and wanna quit poker pretty much.

Its been almost 1 year now since I started playing poker fulltime with 3k euro to my name and being massive donk at 50NL, 11 months later I got now +100k euro to my name (And still being a massive donk). So If u look the bigger picture things could of gone worse for sure ;D Starting fulltime with 4k rolls and 0 poker knowledge in general often doesnt lead to having +100k€ to your name 11 months later I would assume. And I dont think it was worth it at all currently, grinding 9h a day for 1 year and just making 100k. And pretty much dropping all social life etc, Just simply doesnt feel worth it at all. Yeah sure some some1 else could of made more in this 1 year, but I think I made close to the maximum I personally could.

But I think Im gonna stop trying to "make it" if it makes me feel this bad when I lose chunk of my rolls shotting bigger game. Anyways, I did one week self bann on stars because, I just cant go instantly grind smaller with good motivation. Not on mood to post any hands.

All games (HU and 6max) since started fulltime grind with 4k to my name (11 Months), 120k rake paid (~35-40k RB I think)





HU only in BB (All stakes)



6Max only in BB (All stakes)

This is a bit late- but I have some more info. Imo he is not a bot but plays weird for hunl I guess (the limping etc).

I played him at hucap before when they were still beatable (bots should be better here right?), and he was bad pre and post, making mistakes that bots would never make. Although I have to say he was ahead of the average 100bb mid stakes hucash reg of 2014-2015 so I'm curious how he managed to develop his style. Obviously nowadays he is v far behind the best shortstack hu players, but back then he was onto something at least.

Anyway, the fact that he played pretty bad at cap, and talked in chat + seemingly tilted vs me is pretty good evidence that he isn't a bot. He might have had some sort of rudimentary solver program.