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Old 04-13-2017, 06:32 PM   #51
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Re: I live in my car. Turning 21 in 2months. Then turning pro to chase my dreams. Come watch.

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OP you are ****ing retarded, stop being a kid and grow up. I've been in your shoes for 2-3 years, from 18-20.5 years old. After those 2,5 years I realized how ****ing retarded I was and couldn't even beat NL25 on a long run.

I can beat NL50 now 6bb/100+ (pre RB) and do you know what made a difference? Just accepting I'm not going anywhere with this ****, because my mind is not in a right state, even though I was putting in solid volume. Take a break, go work in some terrible manufactoring job or w/e to see what it means to make money + save some and go back to school. While being in school, focus on it and play poker just for fun, as a strategy game, don't be invested in it emotionally, because if you are, you are going to fail again. Look on poker as chess or w/e, a ****ing game. And with proper BR, that's what it is, a game where you can make money, if your strategy is good enough and you adapt to different opponents.

You don't have to drop out of school and **** up things at home, because of poker. You are 21 and you already destroyed some family connections I guess, since you live in a car? Just admit to yourself you are ****ing retarded, ask your gf about honest opinion etc.. I'm sure you have friends that are 21 and finishing school, etc.. And you have nothing? Don't be ****ing stupid you piece of ****, you are 21, either you turn your life around now and fix things that you have destroyed with poker or you are going to be a hobo in few years.

For your own sake I hope your gf doesn't crack and leave you or you find out she is cheating on you, because you'd probably **** your life over even more. Holy **** you delusional ****ing retard, pull your **** together with things outside poker, everyone is telling you this, because everyone here has maybe been in your shoes at one time.

You know when you should go pro? When you have a steady job or just ****ing work somewhere, and beside that job make consistently for a year more in poker than in that ****ing job. That's the truth, and yes, you are going to be working 16+ hours/day for that year. This isn't golden era of poker anymore where you could **** around and make a small fortune.

Get over yourself, you ****ing *****. I hope your gf reads this, if not, give her to read it and ask her for opinion. If she doesn't agree, I guess she is just as retarded as you are, and you two keep having retarded babies while living on welfare for the rest of your life, bitching about how tough life is. Sorry for harsh words, but you really lack a father figure or some ****, that would slap you. Maybe even a good friend that would punch you in the face and make you realize all of this.

Holy ****ing ****. I'm out.
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Old 04-13-2017, 07:12 PM   #52
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10/10 troll thread
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Old 04-14-2017, 12:49 AM   #53
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Re: I live in my car. Turning 21 in 2months. Then turning pro to chase my dreams. Come watch.

confirm OP playing 5NL HU right now. Attempting to sit him now despite a nasty -5BI on the all in line tonight.

And seated. OP dodged me after he saw I wasn't dumping money.

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Old 04-14-2017, 05:16 AM   #54
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crowd fund CFP Gordon Gekko security deposit for OP??))
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Old 04-14-2017, 05:43 AM   #55
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confirm OP playing 5NL HU right now. Attempting to sit him now despite a nasty -5BI on the all in line tonight.

And seated. OP dodged me after he saw I wasn't dumping money.
At least he moved up, right?
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Old 04-14-2017, 01:35 PM   #56
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Retarded op.

Retarded thread.

Cancer posts.

Reminds me of my PGC
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Old 04-14-2017, 07:38 PM   #57
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Retarded op.

Retarded thread.

Cancer posts.

Reminds me of my PGC
Ouch. There goes the last supporter of this thread.
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Old 04-14-2017, 08:30 PM   #58
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crowd fund CFP Gordon Gekko security deposit for OP??))
op is already living in his car there's no need to accelerate the downfall
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Old 04-14-2017, 09:40 PM   #59
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Retarded op.

Retarded thread.

Cancer posts.

Reminds me of my PGC
I disagree you actually responded to people and hopefully learnt your lesson and I assume you're not living in a car. I would guess OP has read the comments in this thread and is just ignoring it all as it's pretty hard for him to defend himself. He will probably show up sometime in the future with some bs explanation for his absence and how everybody....you guessed it ''has it all wrong'' either way some people have to learn the hard way and others never learn.
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Old 04-14-2017, 10:52 PM   #60
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Give the kid a break. Do you guys not remember being 21 and naive.
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Old 04-15-2017, 12:53 AM   #61
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being 21 is no excuse.... plenty of us built our roll at his age, just takes discipline
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Old 04-15-2017, 04:33 AM   #62
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Give the kid a break. Do you guys not remember being 21 and naive.
If you don't see, this naivity is killing his life at 21 already, even though he is not even realizing it, because he is ****ing stupid.

You should be finishing school and going towards your dream job at 21, not live in your car and drop out of school, to pursue a goal such as becoming a poker pro.

Yes, there are exceptions, but those exceptions don't fail and are smart about it in the first place. They have their mind/emotions in right place and poker won't really have an impact in their life if they don't succed in poker, because they have other more important things to do outside of it. OP is clearly not this exception and all of you giving him false HOPE, which it is, just a HOPE.

Don't sell this kid HOPE anymore, you are only contributing to him destroying his own life through your little 'hope'. I'm all for people that are dedicated and pursuing their goals, but you have to know when to step back and think about what are you doing and where you ended up after few years. And how better it would be if you spent this time working or on some other hobby.

If this delusional ****** dies today we will all go to sleep the same tonight as we did yesterday. OP go to your mom/dad and let them punch you in your face, not even kidding. Your gf is clearly as stupid as you are for even sticking with a failure like you and for her own sake, I hope she dumps you and gets herself a sugar daddy that at least has a job and a place to live.

I honestly feel your life should fall apart right now and you finally reevaluate things, because if your life will fall apart at 26 or 30 you are probablly going to kill yourself knowing you achieved nothing. But maybe shooting yourself in the head is a good thing, maybe you wont have kids and spread the environmental disaster that they would be furthermore into our oblivion.

I hope you learn something from my posts, but I'm afraid you are too stupid and will mark them for too harsh and negative or w/e. As harsh as it sounds, I do wish you best of luck in life, but pull your dick together. If not, there's still:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=778cZt5guq8
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Old 04-15-2017, 12:31 PM   #63
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Re: I live in my car. Turning 21 in 2months. Then turning pro to chase my dreams. Come watch.

seems harsh, i mean he's going about it v stupidly but if he wants to take a shot it's possible without him ruining his life. He just needs to get some sort of stable job so he can sleep indoors and eat, then grind/save up a roll and try playing live part time until it's worth it to leave his job. I'm pretty sure someone could learn enough to beat LA 2/5 in a few months starting from near nill if they really tried, beside that it's just having the money/stability to actually play.
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Old 04-15-2017, 05:45 PM   #64
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If you don't see, this naivity is killing his life at 21 already, even though he is not even realizing it, because he is ****ing stupid.

You should be finishing school and going towards your dream job at 21, not live in your car and drop out of school, to pursue a goal such as becoming a poker pro.

Yes, there are exceptions, but those exceptions don't fail and are smart about it in the first place. They have their mind/emotions in right place and poker won't really have an impact in their life if they don't succed in poker, because they have other more important things to do outside of it. OP is clearly not this exception and all of you giving him false HOPE, which it is, just a HOPE.

Don't sell this kid HOPE anymore, you are only contributing to him destroying his own life through your little 'hope'. I'm all for people that are dedicated and pursuing their goals, but you have to know when to step back and think about what are you doing and where you ended up after few years. And how better it would be if you spent this time working or on some other hobby.

If this delusional ****** dies today we will all go to sleep the same tonight as we did yesterday. OP go to your mom/dad and let them punch you in your face, not even kidding. Your gf is clearly as stupid as you are for even sticking with a failure like you and for her own sake, I hope she dumps you and gets herself a sugar daddy that at least has a job and a place to live.

I honestly feel your life should fall apart right now and you finally reevaluate things, because if your life will fall apart at 26 or 30 you are probablly going to kill yourself knowing you achieved nothing. But maybe shooting yourself in the head is a good thing, maybe you wont have kids and spread the environmental disaster that they would be furthermore into our oblivion.

I hope you learn something from my posts, but I'm afraid you are too stupid and will mark them for too harsh and negative or w/e. As harsh as it sounds, I do wish you best of luck in life, but pull your dick together. If not, there's still:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=778cZt5guq8
The poor choices I made at 20-22 was a cataylst for what I am today. In all honesty, I doubt I would have even close to the same level of success if I didnt take those chances as a kid.

I'm not sayin I agree with his approach, but sometimes each of us need to take our own path to see what works and what doesn't. I'm glad I did it in my early 20s and not 20 years later. I'm not that bright and I figured it all out, OP could do the same.
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Old 04-15-2017, 05:53 PM   #65
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The poor choices I made at 20-22 was a cataylst for what I am today. In all honesty, I doubt I would have even close to the same level of success if I didnt take those chances as a kid.

I'm not sayin I agree with his approach, but sometimes each of us need to take our own path to see what works and what doesn't. I'm glad I did it in my early 20s and not 20 years later. I'm not that bright and I figured it all out, OP could do the same.
Poor choices with regards to poker, or just life in general?
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Old 04-15-2017, 06:03 PM   #66
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Poor choices with regards to poker, or just life in general?
Different types of gambling, lived in my car when I wasnt scrounging money on a budget motel and a bad relationship with family. I was in my early 20s, I obviously knew everything As far as takeaways, I became much better with money, appreciated having a good safety blanket, stronger relationships and decided if I was going to work for someone else, it would need to be on my terms.

I've worked remote (Unix admin late 90s) either part of the time or 100% (now) for 17 years. I'm not saying I'd recommend anyone take the same path, I'm just throwing out the idea that there's often lessons that can shape your future.
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Old 04-15-2017, 10:01 PM   #67
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Just want to get in on this epic thread!
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Old 04-16-2017, 07:34 AM   #68
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I'm just throwing out the idea that there's often lessons that can shape your future.
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Old 04-25-2017, 07:37 PM   #69
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Old 04-26-2017, 01:37 AM   #70
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I'm rooting for ya kid.
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Old 04-26-2017, 12:17 PM   #71
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This thread........ Lol.
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Old 04-26-2017, 01:49 PM   #72
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no update in forever, prob busto, will make a new thread soon
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Old 04-26-2017, 02:30 PM   #73
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He's young, got a nice girl, he could get some BS p/t jerb and do it right....kids today eh?
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Old 05-05-2017, 06:24 PM   #74
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wow people are still viewing this thread i lost motivation after i hit 5k hands. made a bunch money on ignition 25nl and just have been focusing there.

ill have an update soon if y'all are interested. turning 21 may 13th so its about to be epic.

also deep in the friday fun 10k on ACR come watch the young rub

for those who wanna see this is 5k hands at 2nl
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Old 05-05-2017, 06:26 PM   #75
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update soon lmk who's railing the 10k
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