Nice, yeah it has.

LOL

I am giving all of those who invested in 2013 in the Staking forum thread a free roll in the Main Event for sure.

I am also honoring what is left of "The People's Bankroll" from my staking forum threads, which I never spent. I tried to pay it all back to all those who invested and they all said "Keep it. Thanks for the posts."

I took a three to four year break from posting, but checked in periodically on my DMs, no one still to this day has asked for any investment back, so I'll definitely be playing a few tournaments on that bankroll and if I bink, all investors will have access to their % profits.

I want to do everything honorably, please all those who followed me/staked me over the years, and also offer some new fans of my writing the opportunity to invest. But, I don't want to run deep and run into possibly playing at same final three tables or final tables with someone who is an investor.

I did have a stable, back horses for a while, but me and my partner always immediately made horses table change when sat at the same tables.

During the pandemic, I went to some home games, and was absolutely appalled at the amount of bankroll chopping, % swapping, etc that goes on at these games. It was absolutely disgusting to me. I saw where players who were worshipped as "Pros" in the casino games, who always thought played mediocre, amassed their poker fortunes.

Literally luring in whales to their home games, getting them drunk and high on drugs, then harpooning their asses for tens of thousands over and over. I found it about as awful as getting a college girl strung out on "HERON" so you can fukk her over and over for drugs.

Much respect to all who built their bankrolls the right way. I know I can say I never sat at $10/$20/$50 PLO or any big game like that, but I built my bankroll from live $1/$2 NLHE and have sat as high as $5/$10/$25 and never once had to do it on anyone else's dime or a bankroll built on scamming and colluding.

I am not proud of all I've done in my life or my past, but I am proud to say any level or variant of poker I've beat, I've beat it clean.

I believe the future of poker is cleaning up the game, cleaning up the scamming, and making the game more fun for the recreational player. It is also appalling to me how the big name pros can't even take the time to play some $1000-$1500 events and have some beers with the rec players who worship them.

Dude, welcome back.

Still listen to Pop Will Eat Itself to this day thanks to you.

Party on.

A WILD Bidz has appeared in this thread.

Now the party may commence!

Let me guess, I posted "Wise Up Sucker," "Ich Bein Ein Auslander," or "Ruff Justice" somewhere on this forum in the past?

That's how I always introduce "London's Finest!"

(Pro Tip: Always click the live links in a Lotgrinder thread.)

(Ich Bein Ein Auslander= I am a foreigner. Song is still relevant today. However, the cleansing will no longer be over ethnicity, it will be over ideology, watch and learn. Trust "Lotstradomas."

"Listen to the victim, abused by the system
The basis is racist, you know that we must face this.
'It can't happen here'. Oh yeah?
'Take a look around at the cities and the towns.'

See them hunting, creeping, sneaking
Breeding fear and loathing with the lies they're speaking
The knife, the gun, broken bottle, petrol bomb
There is no future when the past soon come.

And when they come to ethnically cleanse me
Will you speak out? Will you defend me?

Or laugh through a glass eye as they rape our lives
Trampled underfoot by the right on the rise

Ich Bin Ein Auslander

Welcome to a state where the politics of hate
Shout loud in the crowd 'Watch them beat us all down'
There's a rising tide in the rivers of blood
But if the answer isn't violence, neither is your silence

If they come to ethnically cleanse me
Will you speak out? Will you defend me?

Freedom of expression doesn't make it alright
Trampled underfoot by the rise of the right
(But now it's the left. Everything cycles.)

Ich Bin Ein Auslander."


They stopped making music for a while because Clint Mansell got signed to do "Requim For A Dream" soundtrack and a bunch of others in Hollywood and he made much more monies that way.

That's Clint spinning himself around in the chair.

Probably will be throwing a party somewhere in Las Vegas this year and I'll be "DJ ****FACE" for you all.

No requests unless I'm getting my dikk sucked.

Anyone else play "Let It Whip" but change the lyrics to "Let It Rip" when they're down to 14bb or less in dusty ass crusty ass donkaments?

I think my luck is better when I do.

You all might want to try it.

Guarantee it's +EV.

Will be announcing a little ten to twenty city tour where I'll be playing poker, doing spoken word, and trying to connect with some of you's all soon. <3

P.S.- For those who enjoy my short stories, I actually do have two for sale now.

Click Here.

Trying to put together a little fifteen to twenty city poker and spoken word tour leading up to the World Series of Poker where I can re-connect with and meet some of you all who have followed me on various online and social media outlets for a while.

So far I have....

Detroit
Cleveland
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Philly
Tampa Bay
Jacksonville
Los Angeles
Las Vegas
New Orleans
Boston
Atlantic City
Durant
Chicago

What's ten other places I should consider?

It's almost time to "Boogie Woogie" my friends.

Will be walking into all poker rooms like Prince at 5:05 of that track.

That video is me and all my friends dancing, laughing, having fun, knowing full well to never believe in "Scamdemic" and most certainly to never wear a dusty a$$ crusty a$$, musty a$$ blue mask!

Poker Tip #3

You know how you crush talented poker players?

You talk enough $hit to get in their heads and then play one level below them at all times.

Poker players are the most weak over emotional beta males I have seen.

That's why they are pathetic and cling to idiotic **** like BLM, #metoo, "Toxic Masculinity," talking about vegan diets, yoga, yada, yada, yada.

They're all filth who cheat with one another and play soft vs anyone who matters and they know it. So they love to promote the easy virtue signal.

Like "WEAR A MASK, SAVE A LIFE."

AHHHHH HA!!!!!! IDIOTS!!!!!!

Once you make it a battle of egos they spazz and you win by pretty much playing straight forward.

Then they all hang themselves or hero off stacks.

I never studied more than three months , up 500k+ from 2013 to 2019.

Hope it still works starting next Monday up to this year's World Series of Poker.

And to those who disagree?

You say it's 7, when I say eleven?

Still "I Wish You Heaven."

Basically, this is me walking into this year's World Series of Poker.

"Partyman."

You better all confess your bankroll chopping, % swapping, adderall eating to gain an edge sins and pay for a true degenerates entry into a WSOP event.

Or suffer the consequences.

You been warned.

Wow. Madlex shilling for the pharmaceutical industry. Not surprised. This forum is a shell of its former self. Sad