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01-31-2018 , 07:53 AM

HomelessinLV

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Join Date: Jan 2018 Posts: 2

Hello my name's Brandon and i have a few more days in the weekly motel I am staying at. I have $13 a vehicle and a dream. I've never played live in Vegas before and I know it was stupid to come out here with nothing but it's my dream has been for 10 years. So first plan of action is find a job

r stake. But I am certain I can grind out a good $20 hr at 1/2 by playing solid with no fps. Anybody out there willing to help me in Vegas area with a stake? I'd be forever grateful.

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01-31-2018 , 08:15 AM

daChimp

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Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 7,350

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Originally Posted by HomelessinLV

r stake. But I am certain I can grind out a good $20 hr at 1/2 by playing solid with no fps. Anybody out there willing to help me in Vegas area with a stake? I'd be forever grateful.

Sell your vehicle, buy a refundable Greyhound bus ticket out of Vegas, use remaining funds to try to spin it up. If successful after first night, change bus ticket. Continue to repeat until you have a full bankroll and reputation.

Alternate plan would be to make a sign that reads: "Kick me in the nuts for $20." Get 10 kicks a day for a buyin, try to run it up so you dont have to get kicked again. But if you bust... time to reinstate the nut kicking plan.

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01-31-2018 , 10:31 PM

HomelessinLV

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Join Date: Jan 2018 Posts: 2

Nut kicking plan is out.

I did however get a call back from one of those telemarketing Call centers. Its all commission based. Is this a tarp? Lol.

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01-31-2018 , 10:42 PM

Da_Nit

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Hey JamesMcCabe I thought you where going to take a flight? Once you admit you re Jimmy and get to 10 posts send a PM and we’ll work out a stake.

Also what’s the note about losing $70K?

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02-01-2018 , 12:23 AM

foatie

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 5,292

You could always go to the casino cage and tell them to give you all the money. Seems to be working the past few months in this town.

Last edited by foatie; 02-01-2018 at 12:45 AM.

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02-01-2018 , 01:34 AM

Steve00007

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Why did you stop posting in the other thread?

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02-01-2018 , 12:05 PM

michelle227

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Originally Posted by foatie

You could always go to the casino cage and tell them to give you all the money. Seems to be working the past few months in this town.

And once caught, that would resolve his housing issues for probably 8 to 12 years LOL! Not sure if Nevada DOC pays inmates for working, but that could ALSO resolve the issue of needing a stake post-release...

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02-01-2018 , 12:52 PM

daChimp

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Over/under of this thread dying in 1 week without any good Photoshop'd pics?

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02-01-2018 , 01:12 PM

foatie

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Originally Posted by michelle227

Definite win win situation for OP. He even has a car for the getaway. Put $10 in the tank which should get him to the Cali border. $3 for a Monster energy drink for the energy to run to freedom. And then he can high tail it to where he came from.

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