Oh well why didn't you say so!

Haha ok bud.

Got $200 locked up, $300 to go!

I'll take the rest, GL bud

90 miles without pace limit. Lol nice troll and scam. 5km every day is really no challenge at all

20k for free still waiting for u btw .

May be time to post the results of my sleuthing on the subject.

*grabs popcorn*

Haha from what I hear it's very Tastyyyyy

lmaaaaaooooooooo

It's not super interesting but mame was pissing me off with his constant drivel in every thread and i think I have solved the riddle.

I looked back through his posts and saw that he had posted in one of the transfer threads

Never heard of that player before and thought little of it until i read the only positive post i had seen him make on 2+2

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/1...22/?highlight=

Apparently he hates everyone but really loves old Tasttyyy.

By chance I also mod peter804 twitch channel and that's where i met Sixana (also has goals thread here under sixana). He was very quick to tell me that he was relatively new to online poker and that mr Luxpoker was his coach. He later tells Peter that his SN on stars is tasttyyy.

Time for a quick ip check... and we have a match for sixana, Tasttyyy and mame.

When asked sixana said they must all play from the same public library


What does it mean. At best sixana is a really unlucky dude to be caught up in such insane circumstance.

More likely the three are the same guy.



Some things i feel fairly certain about:
-Lux obviously knew mame was tasttyyy.
-tasttyyy looks to have made positive posts under a second account in his staking request, which although unsubstantial looks scummy to me.
-Sixana is, at best, a weird dude who's results make all of the posts under the mame account ****ing laughable.



Things I am less certain about:
-Whether tasttyyy is multiaccounting on stars using the mamemeke account (never heard of the account and i don't play there any more)?
-If multiaccounting, whether Lux knew?
-Why Lux would choose to coach said nut job?


I can think of a few reasons for using a different name in the trading thread and there is still a slight chance tasttyyy is not mame but i think anyone with a bit of sense can see that these accounts are linked and that they post enough **** to not be viewed as trustworthy.

Should really add that I don't really care about any of it, was just bored and gave me something to do.

Ooooffft!

Bang bang.

First I am that guy, now I coach that guy, soon I am his dad and his mother at the same time I guess 🤣
Just too funny, after Sherlock Gary Blackwood, Sherlock pontylad is in da house with a looooot of fantasy🧐🤨

After Gary rejected the 20k, there’s nothing more to be add here and I’m out of it. Everyone with 2 brain cells is able to realize who made up a story here to attention whore.

Historically, that does tend to be what happens after disclosures like this.

I mean that post is just total destruction. Wp ponty, wp.

I should add that there is a possibility that Lux has nothing to do with this. mame was clearly a moron and it is certainly reasonable to think that he may have made up the story about Lux being his coach. It is all pretty weird.

I still think Lux has known who mame was from the start but who really knows. As for fantasy, I clearly stated what i thought was likely true and what I was unsure about.

does him having a PGC and mentioning me as a coach and reversing my name ( Anaxis reversed = Sixana ) ring bells?

I mean Lux was telling the truth tbf that he wasn't mame so Lux right, Gaz wrong on this one. But **** knows why anyone cares.

Ha, hadn't even noticed. Another layer of confusion.



Time to just take the blue pill.

hahah wtf si that lol

Excellent work again Ponty. Confirms a couple of things, mainly that certain poker players are just plain weird dudes. ANYWAY!

Went in at 3pm yesterday and finished at 2pm today. It was an absolute whirlwind session and I wish I'd logged certain hands at certain times they happened so I could do a 100% accurate recap. Bear with me...

So go in and have a bite to eat with my boys Bobby and Gunn. Bit of poker chat, bit of food, no carbs for OP. Go to grind and New Yorker guy I've mentioned previously is at my table, the one that doesn't shut up all session, along with a guy from New Orleans who is a rec but great fun to play with. In his 40s or 50s and just hard as nails, and takes no ****. Knows when people are taking the seat to his left too so when a crispy European reg who's been sittin on his iPad all day not saying anything finally speaks and says "I take that seat" waits until they're half way out their seat and then takes the seat so they're forced to move and have the anti-Jesus seat. Fair play to him I say. ANYWAY...

I'm up a few hundred at this point without much happening. This Romanian/Czech reg who I thought was pretty decent but later in the night called my 3b w 78dd and x/r me on QJTddx (!!!!!!) opens UTG+1. I 3ball JJ from MP to 120 (should probably flat coz New York and New Orleans are the main spots and they're behind but w/e). He 4bets to 300ish and I decide to peel, certainly don't mind folding. Flop comes down QJ8. Ping. He cbets chunks, I flat. Turn brick he piles it in and I snap and he says he has 2 outs (no **** sherlock), board pairs and I win the first significant pot of the day.

I then open two red queens from HJ, btn who is a reg I've never seen before but hasn't played a hand all day calls, NY makes it 110 (lol sizing) from SB. I pop it up to 375 as we're like 2kish eff. He complains that I won't "let him have a single ****in pot" and calls. By the way it's super obvious he doesn't like me, just a prick at every opportunity (as you'll see later). Flop comes down 3d 6d 8d. I cbet like 75% here (please nobody tell me "ahh but pio bets 25% on these boards"). And he calls. Turn is 5d. Jamming makes no sense here so I x. He is standing up at this point and piles it in. I already know I'm calling; he isn't jamming Kd here and I expect him to shove naked Ad OTF. Anyway when I call he starts shouting for the 4 of diamonds. River is a queen (lol) and he just shouts "SEND IT!" and tables Ad5h. Nh bro.

Get back to the grind, a bit frustrated, plugging away at it, doing what I can. Next hand just sums up LA regs. I get QQ again and open. Nit mentioned above makes it 115 or smtg on btn. New Orleans cold calls, meaning I have to 4bet now (was gonna flat the 3bet). Only btn calls. Flop is KQJr. Again I cbet 75% (and again I don't care what PIO does; think about what his range is here and how it interacts with this board and how betting 25% would be a travesty). He calls. Turn is a brick. I check. He piles it in. I snap ofcourse. Guy has AK. I mean wtf is he expecting?! Board bricks out and I am back in profit for the session.

We get into the early hours and I'm up about 1k for the session. Get moved to another table and truth be told I get a little bit too loose and a bit spewy. I also lost a couple of 1kish pots in silly ways and had one 2k pot cooler and outta nowhere I'm down like $2500. Super frustrated and thinking of calling it, but the game is quite good. There's an Asian guy at the table wearing one of those stupid masks that stop them breathing in pollution or whatever. This guy is super ****in rude and erratic with his actions and you'd think he'd be spewy as **** at the table but he's a total nit. Anyway this other guy comes to the table and I didn't know it at the time but is apparently a TOTAL donater. Sits down with a few k in his rack, settling himself into the table, putting backpack on back of chair etc. He's been in the chair about 60 secs and guy in the mask starts shouting at how his chips are still in the rack and how that it's against the rules. Whole table is just like what the actual ****. Rack guy is seat 5, I'm seat 4, guy in the mask seat 3. I say "here hang on, you're allowed to play outta the rack are you not?" Asian guy then I swear to god says "Shut up boy! You wanna bet? I bet you any money" and angrily slides a stack of quarters towards me. I am just so taken aback and say "what? no I don't want to bet, but you're allowed to pl..." "SHUT UP BOY YOU NO BET YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH! FLOOOOOOOOR!" The guy in the racks is clearly not the kinda dude to take any **** (burly American fella) and hasn't says a word at this point and then says "hey I hope you get cancer and ****ing die" to the guy. I'm just like oh right maybe time for Gazzy to stfu now. I listen in and the frail old Asian guy in the pollution mask continues to shout at the guy in the rack "hey boy it's against the rules, shut up boy" I'm like wtffffff is going on, whole table is agreeing with the guy in the racks, telling the mask guy to just let him play and it doesn't matter. Asian guy then pulls a ****ing rulebook out his bag and throws it on the table and starts to insist we all read it (calling us all 'boy' in the process and offering to gamble any amount that he is right). We're all in favour of the American guy up until this point, who is consistently telling the guy to **** off. The Asian guy is screaming for the floor (at this time of the night there is one floorman in our section and he musta been doing a clock or something on another table coz he wasn't coming over). Anyway the American guy proceeds to lose our support in one swift motion by ceasing to tell the Asian guy to **** off and instead saying...



...at this point I am just sitting there in absolute stitches (not at the racism, that's ofc unacceptable), like 'unable to breathe' laughter. Anyway floor comes over and of course when he hears what happens he asks the American guy to leave. Everyone mad at the Asian guy and give him a really hard time for the next few hours until he finally ****s off. The donater went to the other side to play 10/20. I decided it was the hour of Gaz and put myself on the list, but that was when I started to get a bit loose/spewy/lose a bit, so when they called me I decided not to bother (it's 10/20/40 and it's a big game, gotta be 100% on the ball for when my time comes).

Anyway I grind it out, and the chips are kinda flying at my table. The game is literally about to break when one of the floor supervisors rushes over and tells us that she has another player for us. Absolutely no ****s given, she tells us this guy dusted off 10k the night before, absolutely sensational stuff from her. We unrack and this dude from Chicago struts in, sits down, orders a 60 min massage and proceeds to dust it off in that time. He was a nice guy but obviously extreme fun player. I genuinely can't remember any hands I played at this point, but I know I won a few decent pots and lost a couple along the way.

After Chicago busts another guy sits down, looks kinda like a biker. Burly dude with no hair and a goatee. He plays a pot where this very drunk Roosky reg shoves his last stack of like $400 chips in OTT but leaves 5x$1 chips behind on like 10422 with 99 and burly American dude calls. Dealer deals it out and 99 wins and when counting the chips includes the $5 and then tells the American guy who's obviously tilting out his nut. He slides in the $425 or whatever and then starts shouting at the dealer coz she included the $5. Dealer is a sweet little Asian lady (everyone in my stories is Asian eh) who is on the verge of tears as this guy berates her how the $5 shouldn't have played. After shouting about $5 he stands up and pulls like $15k out his pocket. Arsehole. He dusts off about $4500 in our game and then ****s off to 10/20 game. As soon as he goes the 3 regs on my table all snap put themselves on the 10/20 list. I didn't bother. Apparently he dusted off the lot over there.

So at about 8am, our friend from NY from the start of this post with the Ad5h comes in. He sits down and tries to be all buddy buddy with me, saying "hey man did that guy (referring to New Orleans) lose it all last night? Yeah he's so good for the game, he's so bad". Little does he know he's a bigger spot. Anyway I'm just waiting and waiting for a spot to get my revenge. He's losing slowly and eventually starts tilting. Every time he loses a pot at this table he says "oh well, good thing I'm rich." Classless and kinda slimy imo. Anyway I wait and I wait and I finally the poker gods give me some justice for his "SEND IT!" chat. He opens EPish and another rec calls (this rec told us all he was leaving if we didn't get off our cell phones, game went from super dull to great fun in a flash). I squeeze 89dd on btn to 160. Only NYC calls. Flop is J87r. He x, I x. Turn is 10. He leads 220 into like 350. No point raising here I flat. River glorious 5x. He bets 320 here and has about 1400 behind. I'm gonna jam but wanna wait a few seconds. 30 seconds pass, I swear to God, absolute max of 30 seconds, and he asks for a clock. Total rotbag. As he says the word "clock", I was in the process of saying "all in". Tiny bit of confusion, dealer says to me "sorry?" I say "all in". NYC takes 5 secs and goes "CALL, SET OF JACKS" and flips over his hand. I turn my hand over and he's just silent. At this point I want to maximise the justice I've just dished him and I'm debating between shouting "SEND IT!" and saying "ahh well good thing you're rich". Opted for the classier "unlucky bud" and stacked it up.

Last hand I'll post as this is super ****ing long and I'm turning 28 years old in 6 mins and I don't wanna be posting in this thread at midnight. I open KJhh utg, fun rec who told us all to put our phones away calls, someone else calls. Flop is QJ4. I x rec stabs I call. Turn 4 x x. River J I lead 125. He picks up 100 chip and 25 chip and says "donation" and goes to throw em in. Like he made the motion. Chips never left his hand. As he made the motion I say "I have a jack". But coz he held onto the chips he's like "wow". In my head I'm like ugh cmon man you went to throw them in and held onto them. Being the super ****in nice guy I am I told him to just keep the 125 and it was my fault for announcing too early. LDN reg looks at me as if I'm on crack. It's nice to be nice tho.

Finished the sesh up $2995. Up $1300 for the trip now thank ****. Was down 12k at one point.

Sorry for long post, hope yous enjoyed.

These posts continue to be absolute gold. I love when players at the table tilt and get into confrontations, so entertaining.

Happy birthday.

Disappointed no 'send it' response but appreciate that fish are friends not food

Lmfao gold post. Only in America d'you get these guys

Happy Birthday dude, nice session too! Hopefully the kings are still going strong, I want this signed photo

Plans for the birthday night out in LA?