Good luck man! Looking forward to the 100nl graphs .

Npnp, you one of the many poker players located in Thailand??
hopefully soon!

I only played 5k hands yesterday, purely down to laziness. Did a lot better today...



I added in a couple of deep/ante tables today, as even if it's not me that sees the flop it'll still count as a raked hand due to the ante. At one point today I was playing 4x d/a that were HU and 9x speed. Was total carnage but thankfully the d/a's filled up and it wasn't so bad. I think 9x speed and 2x d/a is ok, 4 d/a is just a bit too fast. Only tomorrow and Thursday to go, so I gotta get as many hands in as possible just to be sure. The promo is excellent, but the fact that it's Wednesday morning, 46 hours to go and the leaderboard hasn't updated in 4 or 5 days is really annoying. If it updates tomorrow morning and I'm 10k behind everyone else I'll be raging!

Only the one hand today, glorious so it was...



Asleep for 3am, up for 9am. I cannot afford to sleep in til midday on Thursday (the last day). Idk if anyone can tell but I'm very nervous about missing out!

Was up at 8.30 but couldn't grind til 11. Decent volume, I'm feeling a bit more confident now. I also played pretty well today, glad to have rostuckod.



Was gonna skip sleep tonight and just smash it out for as long as I could as it's the last day but I love my sleep too much. Up early for the last day, cannot wait to be finished!

Tremendous banter from my mum today, she was sending my little brother to town for a few things. "Okay, you need a hair cut, and some new trousers, and a pump for your bike, and are you getting your water shoes today?"

He looked at her blankly and said "water shoes?"

And she said...



Sensational.

I dont get it

lol'd

I don't get it either. If you wake up at 8:30 you grind at 8:30 right?

How can you not ****ing get it!?
This guy gets it!
How do you not get it?!

"Have you got your water shoes?"
"Water shoes?"
"Things that go on your feet."

Will put it in the spoiler...



Jesus christ.

And nah pita, if I actually got up at 8.30 today then I'd be at the grind for just after nine. Woke up, checked the leaderboard, went back to sleep...

http://www.coral.co.uk/poker/exclusivecptpromo



Aiming for 8k hands today and that should do it!

How do you ask a glass of water whats it's doing?

Aight, let's do this. Whoever tells the best bad joke itt gets a 1% freeroll for CPT. Competition closes at end of 16th Oct GMT. JEC, sorry mate, but you're instantly DQ'd for that!

Aaaaaaaand, go!

Still dont get it

You are a joke gazzy. Bad or good. Now give me my 1%. Bitch.

Post a pic of your life. You'll insta win.

Hahaha lets not compare lifes u dildo. My penis rash is better than you.

Youre lucky ur not coming to malta, wouldve ruined you mate!!!

Too soon

I also still don't get it. 8:30 isn't 9

Did you hear pickpockets have been targeting the dwarf convention?

I didn't know anyone could stoop that low.

You'll win the CPT event for sure gazz #prayforOP

We have a winner, give this man his 1%.

Tbf that is a good one.

Scotland is England.

I have aids and I gave it to gaz's dad but he didn't mind. 1% please.

Congratz on the package score Gazzy, nice month last month too )

Are there any good rakeback deals going for coral or IPoker networks atm?

and if so can anyone tell me where I can find these offers?

PM'd!

sry gazz but i also lold D