GOAT AINEC





The truth is mate I've been catfishing you for the past year and I want to keep it going. I'm actually a 62 yo binman.

Got a decision to make. I have played about 10k hands max in the last week. I can either spend the next 20 days going ballllllls deep with 10k hands a day of 20nl speed to make top 6 in the Coral promo, or I can play normal ABC poker on <9 tables of 50nl until 30th Sept and then switch over to Stars full time.

Like for Stars, comment for iPoker, share for going to work in Tesco.

Just noticed this! Thanks Sammy, you're more than welcome. Guys like ishter and benabadbeat should be your inspiration, definitely not me games on ipoker are tougher around that time, but very soft at night time. Stars is soft 24/7! Will be back on Stars in <20 days.

Sunshine on Leith is better.Quite a beautiful song.

Yo Gazzy bro, having troubles getting HEM2 to work with speed tables. Any tips? Thanks and good luck

Works for me chief.

Agreed, love it. Also very much like Paolo Nutini too. His song Iron Sky is basically about Scottish Independence, and it's fantastic.

Not sure man? Mine always works fine. Try using the table finder thing in 'active session', see if that helps.



Opted to just smash out this challenge, will likely try and sell the package but I've put solid effort in this month so far, gotta dig deep and see it out. 200k hands in 20 days (flex). Gonna play nothing but 20nl between now and 15th October, at which point I'll switch over to Stars and grind out Supernova. Got it all planned out in my mind.

Got a sensational plan for the next 20 minutes, and it's to go and walk through Paceville and get some pizza!

Brag - made 19 buy ins today
Beat - 20nl
Variance - had planned to say "still under ev today" but had to win a fkn flip didn't I and ruin it. owell.

Good on you mate, you've finally grinded past 50nl

If you win the package you should just Yolo it and go play it imo. Could be a kind of once in a lifetime thing and you could always win the tourney

Not a fan of you leaving before I get there at all. Not. A. Fan.

Actually wish I had just stayed for a month now. Such a fkn idiot.

FYI my hair is 10x longer and I have half the chins now!

[ ] beard

The spoiler was a light hearted attempt at insinuating that I was on the left. **** me Ben for a 1knl grinder you're no very smart!

gotta just go for broke an get that package! how much is it worth?

Think it's valued at around €3500 - €4000. I've always wanted a great package, this could be my chance...

I can see some baby fluff on that chin!

A black guy and a Scottish guy go to a fried chicken joint.

^ that was the most awkward 12 hour silence this thread has ever seen. Wp shelly, wp!

Last 2 days. 12k yest, 8k today. I decided to fk the volume grind and play some 50nl at a certain point in the graph, not sure if you'll be able to spot where...





At the bottomest part of the cliff-fall I went to Burger King, and after having played 18,000 hands of poker in the last 36 hours, then that drop happening, questioning my decision to leave Malta, the realisation I'd be missing the EPT, babeasaurus rex's all around me, I was an absolute plethora of emotion. Came home and did what needed to be done.

Sent a pleading email to AirMalta for a refund and asked around a little to see if I can get a place to live sorted. I realise I look like an idiot with all this changing of mind, but **** it I wanna get semi drunk and go to a strip club with blakkman and pitapita! Dress code is jeans and a blazer x

This thread if I can make it happen...

Damn still wont work. The table is seen in active session and hands are being imported, but they all being "errord" or whatever.

Meaning they all say error. But not what kind

Anyone know what might be the issue? Hud works on all other sites.

Not even regtables works for me at Coral.

Really appreciate it.

I dont know what i did to you, but how the **** am i not mentioned. Anyways doesnt matter. **** you.

#prayforgazz war clearly a success.

****ing jeans with a blazer...

pleb

: ---- DD

I'd have seriously questioned your sanity if you'd chosen to spend this time of year in Sweatyland.

Seèms like you should be grinding it out at 20nl for a while. Gl.

+1

also basketball shorts for max value

It always is bro, unfortunately I don't like to overuse it in case I piss off the poker gods so only do it once every few months.
Oh Joe, if only you knew.
Haha still like 50/50 either way. I've found a flight back to Malta on 15th for pennies so if I do have to go home I'll be back. Will probably head home for my wee sister's bday and then come back middle of Oct. I dunno we'll see.

Also graph at 50 this month ain't so bad! Just grinding 20nl for this promo...



I don't get the reference?

Slept in today and not motivated at all. Would take 8k hands if offered right now. Let's go....