Some know me from previous Blogs or even from being mentioned in some testimonials.
Long time gone since then :-).
Reasons for that was an A++ amazing job and permanent relocation to the UK.
Anyway, it's grim up north and so I decided to buy a house in beautiful Somerset with the move in date of 2nd of december. Therefore on jobsearch soon (quit my A++ job due to the move with amazing references :-)). While the move process and jobsearch is going on I play this old game again for some time.
Obviously planned my money perfectly to last 5 months including mortgage and forgot to plan in the cigarette and petrol money. True accountancy skills here.
So easy goal: Make about £75 per month for cigarettes (aka 100$) and £25 for petrol (about 33$). Total: 133$
Always cash out that amount once I reach it without the nano rakeback which is left on stars. (Rakeback goes in to slots are something once everything in RL is sorted)
Obv. also forgot how to poker, so all the NL5 grinders are on the same level like me :-).
What you can expect:
- Funny hands
- Funny spews when I get bored (loads of funny spews)
- Massive volume since I really can't do much atm. (Solicitors get your stuff together please)
Let's start with a graph and hands that make you laugh hopefully :-).
Graph is from 17.10 - Today :-) 2 loads of cigarettes bought, third to come!
Preflop: Hero is BB with 6 8
UTG raises to $0.12, 2 folds, BTN calls $0.12, SB folds, Hero calls $0.07
Flop: ($0.38) 9 7 5 (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, BTN bets $5 and is all-in, Hero raises to $6.76 and is all-in, UTG folds
Turn: ($10.38) J (2 players, 2 are all-in) River: ($10.38) 4 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Spoiler:
Results: $10.38 pot ($0.43 rake)
Final Board: 9 7 5 J 4
Hero showed 6 8 and won $9.95 ($4.83 net)
UTG mucked and lost (-$0.12 net)
BTN showed T T and lost (-$5.12 net)
Preflop: Hero is CO with K A
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.15, BTN calls $0.15, SB folds, BB calls $0.10
Flop: ($0.47) J 8 4 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.34, BTN calls $0.34, BB raises to $5.14 and is all-in, Hero raises to $9.45 and is all-in, BTN folds
Turn: ($11.09) 3 (2 players, 2 are all-in) River: ($11.09) 9 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Spoiler:
Results: $11.09 pot ($0.46 rake)
Final Board: J 8 4 3 9
BB showed Q Q and won $10.63 ($5.34 net)
Hero showed K A and lost (-$5.29 net)
BTN mucked and lost (-$0.49 net)
Getting bored vs nitreg and say why not and then laugh really hard over his snapcall Come on tank a bit! (yeah yeah laugh at me for not taking it seriously, but you gotta have fun! )
Oh well, all this spewing and having fun did cost quite a bit of the BR last few days so had to take it seriously a bit to restucko, otherwise I can't spew any more .
I'm always amazed about calls like that! When the river hit I was so certain I was beat. Oh well lol.
Turn: ($3.55) 3 (3 players)
MP checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $3.75 and is all-in, MP calls $3.75, Hero raises to $7.22, MP calls $1.34 and is all-in
River: ($17.48) 4 (3 players, 2 are all-in)
Spoiler:
Results: $17.48 pot ($0.73 rake)
Final Board: 4 2 7 3 4
MP showed 9 9 and lost (-$6.25 net)
Hero showed 6 5 and won $16.75 ($10.50 net)
BTN showed Q Q and lost (-$4.91 net)
My turn raise is most likely quite terrible, but whatever :-)