Forever NL 5 - Shortterm PGC
11-15-2017
, 11:44 AM
Hey there,
Some know me from previous Blogs or even from being mentioned in some testimonials.
Long time gone since then :-).
Reasons for that was an A++ amazing job and permanent relocation to the UK.
Anyway, it's grim up north and so I decided to buy a house in beautiful Somerset with the move in date of 2nd of december. Therefore on jobsearch soon (quit my A++ job due to the move with amazing references :-)). While the move process and jobsearch is going on I play this old game again for some time.
Obviously planned my money perfectly to last 5 months including mortgage and forgot to plan in the cigarette and petrol money. True accountancy skills here.
So easy goal: Make about £75 per month for cigarettes (aka 100$) and £25 for petrol (about 33$). Total: 133$
Always cash out that amount once I reach it without the nano rakeback which is left on stars. (Rakeback goes in to slots are something once everything in RL is sorted)
Obv. also forgot how to poker, so all the NL5 grinders are on the same level like me :-).
What you can expect:
- Funny hands
- Funny spews when I get bored (loads of funny spews)
- Massive volume since I really can't do much atm. (Solicitors get your stuff together please)
Let's start with a graph and hands that make you laugh hopefully :-).
Graph is from 17.10 - Today :-) 2 loads of cigarettes bought, third to come!
Just love his line!
Those lines <3
Getting bored vs nitreg and say why not and then laugh really hard over his snapcall
Come on tank a bit! (yeah yeah laugh at me for not taking it seriously, but you gotta have fun! )
Gotta love NL5
Have so many hands in mind from that database but too lazy to look for them. Anyway, there is no day without funny hands anyway :-).
So come in, have fun and enjoy your stay :-).
PS.: Already Hi to mirage, clanty and 72odonkey, who I see in literally every cg blog :-).
Some know me from previous Blogs or even from being mentioned in some testimonials.
Long time gone since then :-).
Reasons for that was an A++ amazing job and permanent relocation to the UK.
Anyway, it's grim up north and so I decided to buy a house in beautiful Somerset with the move in date of 2nd of december. Therefore on jobsearch soon (quit my A++ job due to the move with amazing references :-)). While the move process and jobsearch is going on I play this old game again for some time.
Obviously planned my money perfectly to last 5 months including mortgage and forgot to plan in the cigarette and petrol money. True accountancy skills here.
So easy goal: Make about £75 per month for cigarettes (aka 100$) and £25 for petrol (about 33$). Total: 133$
Always cash out that amount once I reach it without the nano rakeback which is left on stars. (Rakeback goes in to slots are something once everything in RL is sorted)
Obv. also forgot how to poker, so all the NL5 grinders are on the same level like me :-).
What you can expect:
- Funny hands
- Funny spews when I get bored (loads of funny spews)
- Massive volume since I really can't do much atm. (Solicitors get your stuff together please)
Let's start with a graph and hands that make you laugh hopefully :-).
Graph is from 17.10 - Today :-) 2 loads of cigarettes bought, third to come!
Just love his line!
Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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SB: $6.40 (128 bb)
Hero (BB): $6.88 (137.6 bb)
UTG: $14.60 (292 bb)
MP: $4.34 (86.8 bb)
CO: $5.90 (118 bb)
BTN: $5.12 (102.4 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BB with 6
8
UTG raises to $0.12, 2 folds, BTN calls $0.12, SB folds, Hero calls $0.07
Flop: ($0.38) 9
7 5
(3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, BTN bets $5 and is all-in, Hero raises to $6.76 and is all-in, UTG folds
Turn: ($10.38) J (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($10.38) 4 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
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SB: $6.40 (128 bb)
Hero (BB): $6.88 (137.6 bb)
UTG: $14.60 (292 bb)
MP: $4.34 (86.8 bb)
CO: $5.90 (118 bb)
BTN: $5.12 (102.4 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BB with 6
8UTG raises to $0.12, 2 folds, BTN calls $0.12, SB folds, Hero calls $0.07
Flop: ($0.38) 9
7 5 (3 players)Hero checks, UTG checks, BTN bets $5 and is all-in, Hero raises to $6.76 and is all-in, UTG folds
Turn: ($10.38) J
(2 players, 2 are all-in)River: ($10.38) 4
(2 players, 2 are all-in)Spoiler:
Those lines <3
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SB: $5 (100 bb)
BB: $5.29 (105.8 bb)
UTG: $11.68 (233.6 bb)
MP: $5.05 (101 bb)
Hero (CO): $9.60 (192 bb)
BTN: $7.52 (150.4 bb)
Preflop: Hero is CO with K A
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.15, BTN calls $0.15, SB folds, BB calls $0.10
Flop: ($0.47) J 8 4 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.34, BTN calls $0.34, BB raises to $5.14 and is all-in, Hero raises to $9.45 and is all-in, BTN folds
Turn: ($11.09) 3
(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($11.09) 9 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
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SB: $5 (100 bb)
BB: $5.29 (105.8 bb)
UTG: $11.68 (233.6 bb)
MP: $5.05 (101 bb)
Hero (CO): $9.60 (192 bb)
BTN: $7.52 (150.4 bb)
Preflop: Hero is CO with K
A2 folds, Hero raises to $0.15, BTN calls $0.15, SB folds, BB calls $0.10
Flop: ($0.47) J
8 4 (3 players)BB checks, Hero bets $0.34, BTN calls $0.34, BB raises to $5.14 and is all-in, Hero raises to $9.45 and is all-in, BTN folds
Turn: ($11.09) 3
(2 players, 2 are all-in)River: ($11.09) 9
(2 players, 2 are all-in)Spoiler:
Getting bored vs nitreg and say why not and then laugh really hard over his snapcall
Come on tank a bit! (yeah yeah laugh at me for not taking it seriously, but you gotta have fun! )Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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SB: $11.33 (226.6 bb)
BB: $7.32 (146.4 bb)
Hero (UTG): $9.68 (193.6 bb)
MP: $12.37 (247.4 bb)
CO: $4.46 (89.2 bb)
BTN: $4.45 (89 bb)
Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q A
Hero raises to $0.15, 3 folds, SB raises to $0.45, BB folds, Hero calls $0.30
Flop: ($0.95) T 5 T (2 players)
SB bets $0.46, Hero calls $0.46
Turn: ($1.87) 5 (2 players)
SB bets $0.90, Hero calls $0.90
River: ($3.67) 7 (2 players)
SB bets $1.76, Hero raises to $7.87 and is all-in, SB calls $6.11
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SB: $11.33 (226.6 bb)
BB: $7.32 (146.4 bb)
Hero (UTG): $9.68 (193.6 bb)
MP: $12.37 (247.4 bb)
CO: $4.46 (89.2 bb)
BTN: $4.45 (89 bb)
Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q
AHero raises to $0.15, 3 folds, SB raises to $0.45, BB folds, Hero calls $0.30
Flop: ($0.95) T
5 T (2 players)SB bets $0.46, Hero calls $0.46
Turn: ($1.87) 5
(2 players)SB bets $0.90, Hero calls $0.90
River: ($3.67) 7
(2 players)SB bets $1.76, Hero raises to $7.87 and is all-in, SB calls $6.11
Spoiler:
Gotta love NL5
Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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SB: $5.27 (105.4 bb)
BB: $9.68 (193.6 bb)
Hero (UTG): $8.84 (176.8 bb)
MP: $5 (100 bb)
CO: $5.12 (102.4 bb)
BTN: $10.11 (202.2 bb)
Preflop: Hero is UTG with 7 5
Hero raises to $0.15, 4 folds, BB raises to $0.47, Hero calls $0.32
Flop: ($0.96) A 5 7 (2 players)
BB bets $0.92, Hero raises to $2.50, BB raises to $9.21 and is all-in, Hero calls $5.87 and is all-in
Turn: ($17.70) 6 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($17.70) 3 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
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SB: $5.27 (105.4 bb)
BB: $9.68 (193.6 bb)
Hero (UTG): $8.84 (176.8 bb)
MP: $5 (100 bb)
CO: $5.12 (102.4 bb)
BTN: $10.11 (202.2 bb)
Preflop: Hero is UTG with 7
5Hero raises to $0.15, 4 folds, BB raises to $0.47, Hero calls $0.32
Flop: ($0.96) A
5 7 (2 players)BB bets $0.92, Hero raises to $2.50, BB raises to $9.21 and is all-in, Hero calls $5.87 and is all-in
Turn: ($17.70) 6
(2 players, 2 are all-in)River: ($17.70) 3
(2 players, 2 are all-in)Spoiler:
Have so many hands in mind from that database but too lazy to look for them. Anyway, there is no day without funny hands anyway :-).
So come in, have fun and enjoy your stay :-).
PS.: Already Hi to mirage, clanty and 72odonkey, who I see in literally every cg blog :-).
11-18-2017
, 01:40 PM
Oh well, all this spewing and having fun did cost quite a bit of the BR last few days so had to take it seriously a bit to restucko, otherwise I can't spew any more 
.
I'm always amazed about calls like that! When the river hit I was so certain I was beat. Oh well lol.
My turn raise is most likely quite terrible, but whatever :-)
That River <3
Literally every fish uses that line. Runout hurts
Was quite surprised to see that hand. Not sure about turn.
I haaaaz fluuuush
See you around :-)
.I'm always amazed about calls like that! When the river hit I was so certain I was beat. Oh well lol.
Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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SB: $6.54 (130.8 bb)
BB: $6.11 (122.2 bb)
UTG: $6.30 (126 bb)
MP: $6.25 (125 bb)
Hero (CO): $8.38 (167.6 bb)
BTN: $4.91 (98.2 bb)
Preflop: Hero is CO with 6 5
UTG folds, MP raises to $0.15, Hero calls $0.15, BTN raises to $0.38, 2 folds, MP calls $0.23, Hero calls $0.23
Flop: ($1.21) 4 2 7 (3 players)
MP checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $0.78, MP calls $0.78, Hero calls $0.78
Turn: ($3.55) 3 (3 players)
MP checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $3.75 and is all-in, MP calls $3.75, Hero raises to $7.22, MP calls $1.34 and is all-in
River: ($17.48) 4 (3 players, 2 are all-in)
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SB: $6.54 (130.8 bb)
BB: $6.11 (122.2 bb)
UTG: $6.30 (126 bb)
MP: $6.25 (125 bb)
Hero (CO): $8.38 (167.6 bb)
BTN: $4.91 (98.2 bb)
Preflop: Hero is CO with 6
5UTG folds, MP raises to $0.15, Hero calls $0.15, BTN raises to $0.38, 2 folds, MP calls $0.23, Hero calls $0.23
Flop: ($1.21) 4
2 7 (3 players)MP checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $0.78, MP calls $0.78, Hero calls $0.78
Turn: ($3.55) 3
(3 players)MP checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $3.75 and is all-in, MP calls $3.75, Hero raises to $7.22, MP calls $1.34 and is all-in
River: ($17.48) 4
(3 players, 2 are all-in)Spoiler:
My turn raise is most likely quite terrible, but whatever :-)
Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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SB: $5.01 (100.2 bb)
BB: $6.83 (136.6 bb)
Hero (UTG): $10.25 (205 bb)
MP: $5.04 (100.8 bb)
CO: $6.22 (124.4 bb)
BTN: $6.72 (134.4 bb)
Preflop: Hero is UTG with 4 5
Hero raises to $0.15, 2 folds, BTN raises to $0.25, SB folds, BB calls $0.20, Hero calls $0.10
Flop: ($0.77) 2 6 K (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $0.35, BB calls $0.35, Hero calls $0.35
Turn: ($1.82) 3 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $0.85, BB calls $0.85, Hero raises to $2.45, BTN calls $1.60, BB folds
River: ($7.57) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $7.20 and is all-in, BTN calls $3.67 and is all-in
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SB: $5.01 (100.2 bb)
BB: $6.83 (136.6 bb)
Hero (UTG): $10.25 (205 bb)
MP: $5.04 (100.8 bb)
CO: $6.22 (124.4 bb)
BTN: $6.72 (134.4 bb)
Preflop: Hero is UTG with 4
5Hero raises to $0.15, 2 folds, BTN raises to $0.25, SB folds, BB calls $0.20, Hero calls $0.10
Flop: ($0.77) 2
6 K (3 players)BB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $0.35, BB calls $0.35, Hero calls $0.35
Turn: ($1.82) 3
(3 players)BB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $0.85, BB calls $0.85, Hero raises to $2.45, BTN calls $1.60, BB folds
River: ($7.57) Q
(2 players)Hero bets $7.20 and is all-in, BTN calls $3.67 and is all-in
Spoiler:
That River <3
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SB: $3.43 (68.6 bb)
Hero (BB): $5.17 (103.4 bb)
UTG: $5 (100 bb)
MP: $4.31 (86.2 bb)
CO: $5.77 (115.4 bb)
BTN: $5.47 (109.4 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BB with A 9
UTG folds, MP calls $0.05, 3 folds, Hero raises to $0.20, MP calls $0.15
Flop: ($0.42) A J 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.30, MP calls $0.30
Turn: ($1.02) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, MP checks
River: ($1.02) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.74, MP raises to $1.48, Hero raises to $4.67 and is all-in, MP calls $2.33
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SB: $3.43 (68.6 bb)
Hero (BB): $5.17 (103.4 bb)
UTG: $5 (100 bb)
MP: $4.31 (86.2 bb)
CO: $5.77 (115.4 bb)
BTN: $5.47 (109.4 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BB with A
9UTG folds, MP calls $0.05, 3 folds, Hero raises to $0.20, MP calls $0.15
Flop: ($0.42) A
J 5 (2 players)Hero bets $0.30, MP calls $0.30
Turn: ($1.02) Q
(2 players)Hero checks, MP checks
River: ($1.02) 8
(2 players)Hero bets $0.74, MP raises to $1.48, Hero raises to $4.67 and is all-in, MP calls $2.33
Spoiler:
Literally every fish uses that line. Runout hurts
Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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SB: $1.73 (34.6 bb)
BB: $5 (100 bb)
UTG: $2.72 (54.4 bb)
MP: $3.77 (75.4 bb)
Hero (CO): $6.51 (130.2 bb)
BTN: $7.51 (150.2 bb)
Preflop: Hero is CO with Q Q
UTG folds, MP raises to $0.15, Hero raises to $0.45, 3 folds, MP calls $0.30
Flop: ($0.97) 9 9 7 (2 players)
MP bets $3.32, Hero calls $3.32
Turn: ($7.61) 8 (2 players)
River: ($7.61) 6 (2 players)
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SB: $1.73 (34.6 bb)
BB: $5 (100 bb)
UTG: $2.72 (54.4 bb)
MP: $3.77 (75.4 bb)
Hero (CO): $6.51 (130.2 bb)
BTN: $7.51 (150.2 bb)
Preflop: Hero is CO with Q
QUTG folds, MP raises to $0.15, Hero raises to $0.45, 3 folds, MP calls $0.30
Flop: ($0.97) 9
9 7 (2 players)MP bets $3.32, Hero calls $3.32
Turn: ($7.61) 8
(2 players)River: ($7.61) 6
(2 players)Spoiler:
Was quite surprised to see that hand. Not sure about turn.
Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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SB: $5.02 (100.4 bb)
BB: $3.91 (78.2 bb)
UTG: $1.94 (38.8 bb)
MP: $5.12 (102.4 bb)
CO: $5.43 (108.6 bb)
Hero (BTN): $6.77 (135.4 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BTN with A 7
3 folds, Hero raises to $0.10, SB calls $0.08, BB folds
Flop: ($0.25) Q 8 K (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.18, SB calls $0.18
Turn: ($0.61) 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.44, SB raises to $1.35, Hero calls $0.91
River: ($3.31) 3 (2 players)
SB bets $3.39, Hero calls $3.39
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SB: $5.02 (100.4 bb)
BB: $3.91 (78.2 bb)
UTG: $1.94 (38.8 bb)
MP: $5.12 (102.4 bb)
CO: $5.43 (108.6 bb)
Hero (BTN): $6.77 (135.4 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BTN with A
73 folds, Hero raises to $0.10, SB calls $0.08, BB folds
Flop: ($0.25) Q
8 K (2 players)SB checks, Hero bets $0.18, SB calls $0.18
Turn: ($0.61) 8
(2 players)SB checks, Hero bets $0.44, SB raises to $1.35, Hero calls $0.91
River: ($3.31) 3
(2 players)SB bets $3.39, Hero calls $3.39
Spoiler:
I haaaaz fluuuush
Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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SB: $3.38 (67.6 bb)
BB: $5.61 (112.2 bb)
UTG: $4.66 (93.2 bb)
MP: $1.15 (23 bb)
Hero (CO): $10.61 (212.2 bb)
BTN: $10.05 (201 bb)
Preflop: Hero is CO with K J
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.15, 2 folds, BB raises to $0.44, Hero calls $0.29
Flop: ($0.90) 2 A 7 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.50, BB calls $0.50
Turn: ($1.90) 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.25, BB calls $1.25
River: ($4.40) Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3.45, BB calls $3.42
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SB: $3.38 (67.6 bb)
BB: $5.61 (112.2 bb)
UTG: $4.66 (93.2 bb)
MP: $1.15 (23 bb)
Hero (CO): $10.61 (212.2 bb)
BTN: $10.05 (201 bb)
Preflop: Hero is CO with K
J2 folds, Hero raises to $0.15, 2 folds, BB raises to $0.44, Hero calls $0.29
Flop: ($0.90) 2
A 7 (2 players)BB checks, Hero bets $0.50, BB calls $0.50
Turn: ($1.90) 5
(2 players)BB checks, Hero bets $1.25, BB calls $1.25
River: ($4.40) Q
(2 players)BB checks, Hero bets $3.45, BB calls $3.42
Spoiler:
See you around :-)