June so far update:
NotLikeThis sums it up lolol. I'm updating after my -41 buyin session, so I MIGHT BE A LITTLE SALTY.
Well we didn't win money in June. Considering I profit split on june 3rd, diving 2k into makeup over a small amount of poker isn't ideal. Plenty of pros to take away from it though
1) I think I've stopped tilting
2) I think I'm playing a lot better and got better as the weekend progressed.
I've noticed a lot of regs are making some exploitable mistakes over my small sample. Don't really want to dive too much into it. It's many bvb play.
Also, I got a ton of volume in this weekend. I took the week off to "de-tilt". Then I played a $22 zoom turbo friday night, was dissatisfied with how someone played a hand, and threw a comb at my TV. a tiny plastic comb. Anyways, this was the result:
So that sorta brought me back to reality. Always need to hit a low before you move back out of your mental slump. Anyways since I went full goofball, I had to purchase this for 260,000Won:
Kinda just walked into the department store, looked at a few, and was like "k this one." Tried to look on gmarket (Korean amazon, but super poopy) and couldn't find much cheap stuff. Also I have no idea what the Korean craigslist is to find someone selling a cheap one. I walked around my area, but most stores didn't have a lot of selection.
Pretty sure I had life goals this month too:
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1. Start learning Korean
2. Take weight loss seriously. Eat healthy (Keto diet)
3. NO FAST FOOD EVER.
4. 1.5k spins
5. 55 cEV
1. Well the month isn't over ^_^. Uhh I went to the book store to find books so I could book learn, but didn't find any. Anyways gotta start this.
2. This I've smashed. Been eating very healthy, with 1 exception (I'll explain later in the post). I stopped Keto this weekend. I talked to my bff in medschool, and he told me how toxic Keto is on your body. It's very effective for weightloss, but does damage to you in a few ways. Also, it makes me moody and easy to rage (probably why I've been a tilt monkey lately). Once he told me it effects my mood I snap decided to quit. Would rather lose weight slowly and eat carbs then rage and break ****. Anyways just gonna stick to calorie restriction and eating clean.
3. Haven't had fast food. easy one fortunately.
4. 534 games so far. Can def get this still.
5. 31cEV losing every game? prob can still achieve it too.
Well Thursday night was interesting. Coworkers wanted to go out to a chicken restaurant. My English coworkers skipped out, so I was the only Foreigner who ended up going (initially). So after work I put on my backpack and head over with them. They ordered fried chicken so i initially declined any food. Just chose to hang out considering I probably woulda just wanted netflix, jerked off, and passed out if I stayed home.
Anyways I had my first few shots of Soju and Beers mixed with Soju. Given the factors that I'm not eating a lot and had an empty stomach AND don't drink often, I started to get pretty buzzed quickly. One thing I learned while in Korea is that Korean's don't fvck around when it comes to drinking.
One of my foreign co-workers who works for the same company but different school ended up coming. About 6 of us were left at the chicken restaurant when we decided it was time to hop over to bar. It was only midnight! Anyways we stumble to some Japanese bar. Highlight of that was my coworker asking what "**** faced" meant. Me and other whiteboi explain oh it's a term for being drunk. She then proceeds to try and naver it(Korean google) and we're like "NONONON DON'T."
Anyways I think this is where I started to trend into the deep-end. It's ~1:30am and well the obvious next stop is a Noraebang (Korean Karaoke bar). I'm not sure what all happened here. I remember singing Lady Gaga, Beyonce, and Journey. I also remember some friendly "bonding" with some female coworkers. Nothing brag worthy nor did I get my dick wet (sorry, that wasn't the climax of the story unfortunately.)
Anyways, it's 3:30am, we work at 1:30pm, guess it's time to pack it up. Walk home, and casually drunk snapchat some friends. Then it hits me. I left my backpack with my laptop at the chicken restaurant. Major oh **** moment. I'm not 100%, but I think I drunk wandered back to the bar at 4:30am. I didn't have my glasses on and I couldn't see **** lol. I woke up super disappointed about forgetting my laptop.
Now if this was Canada or the US, the laptop is as good as gone. Fortunately its Korea and no one steals ****. Laptop was perfectly fine when I got it back when the bar opened up. Went from a sour to happy ending. I just had to teach still pretty drunk which wasn't too bad. I just trolled my students even harder then normal.
I don't think I did a good job telling that story, but I'm too lazy to figure out a more appealing way to write it. I know that's the type of stuff that's expected in my thread, so hopefully I deliver some KGG b4 i leave this country.
FINALLY:
APPT is this weekend! I am NOT playing the main. I'mma 2 bullet the 110,000won flipout (lol) and 2 bullet the 330,000won merge turbo (bounty?). Keeping 100% of myself because **** it yolo. Also gonna play cash. I think I'll budget like 1,500,000Won for the whole trip. Gonna meet some friends while in Seoul too.
Ok I think I'm done. Hopefully the next update is a victory in a liveament picture.