Have a fun conversation for y'all
(6 max) - Omaha Hi - 3 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: 317.38 BB
Hero (SB): 100 BB
BB: 128.35 BB
Hero posts SB 0.5 BB,
BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 8
A
K
J
BTN raises to 3.5 BB,
Hero raises to 11.5 BB,
BB calls 10.5 BB, BTN calls 8 BB
Flop: (34.5 BB, 3 players) T
J
9
Hero bets 22.44 BB,
BB calls 22.44 BB,
fold
Turn: (79.38 BB, 2 players) 5
Hero bets 66.06 BB and is all-in,
BB calls 66.06 BB
River: (211.5 BB, 2 players) A
Hero shows 8
A
K
J
(Two Pair, Aces and Jacks)
(Pre 61%, Flop 58%, Turn 45%)
BB shows 6
J
Q
9
(Two Pair, Jacks and Nines)
(Pre 39%, Flop 42%, Turn 55%)
Hero wins 211 BB
S*: U XXXXX LUCKY DONK
S*: LUCK Y DONK
S*: KUCKwdbjkel'
S*: [z0mg]
S*: LUCKy DONKEY
S*: FU KUN LUCKY DONK
S*: MOTHER FU KER
S*:SHOVING
z0mg: ty
S*: WITH AJ
S*: SON OF A B!TCH
S*: with 2 player after u
S*: JUST A JACK
z0mg: top pair is good
S*: Ur mother is good
S*: OCME PLAY
S*: HU
S*: MF
S*: MOTHER XXXXX FISH
S*: LUCK BOXES
S*: COME
S*: MF
S*: SHOVE
S*: MOTHER FU KER
S*: I WILL PUT ALL MY MONEY
S*: UP UR AS S
S*: AND [other guy who pissed him off]
S*: MOTHER FU KER
S*: I WILL RAP E UR MOTHERS
S*: UNDERSTAND?
z0mg: same
S*: FOR PLAYING LIKE DONKEYS
S*: U DONT HAVE MY SKILL OR MONEY
S*: SHUT UP
S*: DONT LET ME FU K U
z0mg: no pls, do
S*: FU KIN UK DONKEY
S*: I WILL BOOK A TICKET
S*: AND PLAY U HU
z0mg: that doesn't sound so bad
S*: AND SMASH UR FACE
S*: MF
S*: DONT CHALLENGE ME
S*: IF UR A MAN
S*: I WILL DO IT
S*: BUT U CANT
S*: U WONT BE ABLE TO HANDLE 10K$
S*: BUY IN
S*: MOTHER FU KR
S*: shoving
S*: with AJ
S*: OUT OF POSITION!
z0mg: i'll take the HU, hold the punch though
S*: SHUT THE FU K UP
S*: ILL PUNCH UR a$$
S*: UPSIDR DOWN
S*: IDi otic monkey
S*: u got 2 players behind u
S*: u almost pot?
S*: with a VERY draw heavy board
z0mg: i like to gamble sometimes
(6 max) - Omaha Hi - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
UTG: 308.23 BB
Hero (MP): 130.15 BB
CO: 99.85 BB
BTN: 98.5 BB
SB: 100 BB
BB: 188.98 BB
SB posts SB 0.5 BB,
BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Q
3
8
Q
UTG raises to 3.5 BB,
Hero calls 3.5 BB,
fold,
fold,
fold,
BB raises to 14.44 BB, UTG calls 10.94 BB,
Hero calls 10.94 BB
Flop: (43.83 BB, 3 players) 2
Q
8
BB bets 25 BB,
fold,
Hero calls 25 BB
S*: DONK
S*: shut up
S*: Ur a donk
S*: Period
z0mg: ty, u2
S*: Gamble then
z0mg: i could
Turn: (93.83 BB, 2 players) K
BB bets 93.08 BB,
Hero calls 90.71 BB and is all-in
River: (275.24 BB, 2 players) J
BB shows J
A
2
A
(Two Pair, Jacks and Twos)
(Pre 63%, Flop 14%, Turn 15%)
Hero shows Q
3
8
Q
(Three of a Kind, Queens)
(Pre 37%, Flop 86%, Turn 85%)
BB wins 2.37 BB
Hero wins 274.49 BB
S*: Ofcourse
S*: ppffft
S*: This site
S*: these players
S*: ITs a joke
S*: rivers 2 pair against me
S*: and now hits his Q
S*: For a set
S*: Sure.